There's literally a 5 minute solo masturbation scene in that movie and at the very start instead of the star going over the Disney castle it's a man farting cum that shoots out in an arch over the castle and the word "homosexual" is whispered by a female voice. (which I thought was weird)
Other than that I gave it an 80% on RT, but only because it had no frotting and the n-word wasn't used once.
I was doing poppers throughout most of it so that's info I don't have. I know it was after the part where he said >I want to feel the tight skin of hard dick on my mouth
And then my 10 yo son (who is very smart just like his dad) said to me "Papa, this childrens film fails to satiate my appetite for engaging intellectual stimulation on a level that I am content with. We vacate leave this place immediately, take me to the gallery father!!" and then everybody else heard him and clapped and we all left the theater because he is so intelligent and I raise him so well.
I took my ungrateful little shit to the movies and he wouldn't sit still and shut the fuck up and just wanted to leave.
How could Disney do this to me?
Do you all come from white trash families? How is it unreasonable for a 10 year old to use the word desire lol. It's a really common word, especially if the kid reads books
>Took my kids to watch a movie today >drove to the theater >saw there was a disney movie, instant watch >bought myself an adult ticket >bought them each a child ticket >bought some popcorn >credits just finished, ready for something happy >"father mine, I desire me not this film to spectate. Shall depart homeward?" >10 minutes, 10 years old, 10 oz. of soda >such a little genius >"aye, my boy, we shall" >don't ask other kid's opinion because it doesn't matter >throw away the popcorn and walk out >leftism DESTROYED
I let my cat read your post just now. Within only seconds, he looked up at me and said, "Anon, why is OP such a homosexual?"
I was speechless. I had no answer.
>Take kids to the movies >10 minutes into the movie >"I don't wanna watch this movie dad"
Why didn't you say this before we got tickets and sat down you stupid little fuck?
We're going home to get the belt. You owe me 15 dollars of hard labour.
O! Father, this motion picture is simply dreadful; I beseech that you spare your poor progeny from beholding this wretched display for a moment further!
slippery slope is real
initially gay arguments were just "what do you care if we're fucking in our bedrooms"
people tolerated that and they moved on to exhibitionism in pride marches and now gayness in children's films.
gay sexuality that has always turned the stomachs of all civilizations throughout history due to its depravity, disease and violence (nobody cares about lesbians but is revolted by gays, so that should tell you something), and it takes a lot to tolerate it and it doesn't get easier when due to the tolerance it then starts to get pushed everywhere.
maybe just dial it back and go back to just having your piss-guzzling orgies behind closed doors instead of being out and proud in movies for children?
>piss-guzzling orgies
Reminds me of this utterly shameless fuck on twitter who described in detail how he got monkeypox at a birthday piss orgy, and likely gave covid to everyone else there.
>in the intro character has crush on other character >then leaves to adventure for most of the film >at the end of the film the coda reveals they got together >plus a couple of scenes of character not knowing how to talk to a crush and getting advice
so woke, much sexuality
the real issue is this film generally seems to be shit-tier in general and has that crappy melted dreamworks look
I don’t think his 10 year old son knows what the word desire means let alone use it in a sentence
they're 10, not retarded
>gay character exists in a movie
>OMG IT'S PROPAGANDA IT'S TURNING OUR CHILDREN INTO DEGENERATES
There's literally a 5 minute solo masturbation scene in that movie and at the very start instead of the star going over the Disney castle it's a man farting cum that shoots out in an arch over the castle and the word "homosexual" is whispered by a female voice. (which I thought was weird)
Other than that I gave it an 80% on RT, but only because it had no frotting and the n-word wasn't used once.
>There's literally a 5 minute solo masturbation scene in that movie
where? my friend wants to know
It's in the scene where he goes into the adult bookstore in the back booths, but no one is there so he just wanks.
did everyone clap there too?
do you have a timestamp
I was doing poppers throughout most of it so that's info I don't have. I know it was after the part where he said
>I want to feel the tight skin of hard dick on my mouth
All of this is only in the director's cut, stop spreading lies
any media wokism touches turns to complete shit
>the "my 6 year old gave a political speech" narrative
There's nothing political about the speech. Kid said it was shit.
I don’t care what they think, the fact that they’re losing their shit on such a mass scale over being forced to see that gay people exist is laughable
"Father I no longer wish to be viewing this moving picture show. Let us depart posthaste!"
And then my 10 yo son (who is very smart just like his dad) said to me "Papa, this childrens film fails to satiate my appetite for engaging intellectual stimulation on a level that I am content with. We vacate leave this place immediately, take me to the gallery father!!" and then everybody else heard him and clapped and we all left the theater because he is so intelligent and I raise him so well.
>my 4 to 11 year old said or did thing
AND EVERYONE CLAPPED
This thread makes me laugh, i almost wet myself, thank you anons
Wear your diapers, Alice!
Worst bait I have ever seen here's your (You).
I took my ungrateful little shit to the movies and he wouldn't sit still and shut the fuck up and just wanted to leave.
How could Disney do this to me?
Eww, culture war shit. It's gross how all gays are expected to clap for this movie when the truth is that it was just poorly written all around.
Yes
Do you all come from white trash families? How is it unreasonable for a 10 year old to use the word desire lol. It's a really common word, especially if the kid reads books
knowing a word =/= using a word in casual speech
Did he get a refund?
If not isn't this just a self own?
Retard couldn't google the movie before he saw it or something and got his money taken away???
>Took my kids to watch a movie today
>drove to the theater
>saw there was a disney movie, instant watch
>bought myself an adult ticket
>bought them each a child ticket
>bought some popcorn
>credits just finished, ready for something happy
>"father mine, I desire me not this film to spectate. Shall depart homeward?"
>10 minutes, 10 years old, 10 oz. of soda
>such a little genius
>"aye, my boy, we shall"
>don't ask other kid's opinion because it doesn't matter
>throw away the popcorn and walk out
>leftism DESTROYED
>>"father mine, I desire me not this film to spectate. Shall depart homeward?"
lmao
I let my cat read your post just now. Within only seconds, he looked up at me and said, "Anon, why is OP such a homosexual?"
I was speechless. I had no answer.
True story
It would be based if he deducted the ticket price from his allowance
>Take kids to the movies
>10 minutes into the movie
>"I don't wanna watch this movie dad"
Why didn't you say this before we got tickets and sat down you stupid little fuck?
We're going home to get the belt. You owe me 15 dollars of hard labour.
no, we must push it further.
O! Father, this motion picture is simply dreadful; I beseech that you spare your poor progeny from beholding this wretched display for a moment further!
slippery slope is real
initially gay arguments were just "what do you care if we're fucking in our bedrooms"
people tolerated that and they moved on to exhibitionism in pride marches and now gayness in children's films.
gay sexuality that has always turned the stomachs of all civilizations throughout history due to its depravity, disease and violence (nobody cares about lesbians but is revolted by gays, so that should tell you something), and it takes a lot to tolerate it and it doesn't get easier when due to the tolerance it then starts to get pushed everywhere.
maybe just dial it back and go back to just having your piss-guzzling orgies behind closed doors instead of being out and proud in movies for children?
I'm not going to heed your words until you learn how to structure them like a functioning adult. Pick up a grammar book, mongoloid.
>piss-guzzling orgies
Reminds me of this utterly shameless fuck on twitter who described in detail how he got monkeypox at a birthday piss orgy, and likely gave covid to everyone else there.
Father I find this film to be, what in african american vernacular english is called “woke” and such a thing is bad to me
"father, I am of the opinion that this film is of the poorest quality, let us leave this establishment posthaste"
im an adult and Idgaf about Disney movies, whether they are woke or unawake
>And my son said to me “dad dearist of mine may we intellectuals see a good hearted Christian movie instead of this heathanistic blasphemy”
>dad this move is fucking degenerate fr fr it's complete woke bs and they are doing some homosexual shit Iets fucking bounce
> you are right some let's go home and watch Zulu again, this global homo zionism has no place on our screen
And then they left and both punched the faggy looking kid with dyed hair on the way out and everyone in the cinema clapped
>in the intro character has crush on other character
>then leaves to adventure for most of the film
>at the end of the film the coda reveals they got together
>plus a couple of scenes of character not knowing how to talk to a crush and getting advice
so woke, much sexuality
the real issue is this film generally seems to be shit-tier in general and has that crappy melted dreamworks look
why are their noses big and round?