HAPPENING - Honda is releasing a CRV that doesn't look like asshole!!

This is game over for the automobile market. The CRV is already enormously popular, and the Acura RDX is just as popular in the luxury class.

The only thing holding back the CRV was always that it was the most moronic looking dopey SUV possible. But it remains best in class for fuel economy, passenger room, and cargo space by a mile.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I won't lie, I'm excited. This will be the best overall passenger car on the market. RAV4 will come back stronk maybe.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CRV's are fricking horrible vehicles. I've seen lots of family and friends lease them and they seem to get worse after every generation. They ask way too fricking much for them too. You can lease basic b***h German crossover for what they cost monthly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're super slow with a shitty CVT (that is somehow great in the Accord) but they have stupid amounts of space. Cavernous interiors. Honda does interiors the best, hands down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > they have stupid amounts of space. Cavernous interiors.
        No they don't... Maybe if you're a 4'5'' manlet like the average person driving these.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's better in class?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The RAV4 but even that doesn't seem worth it to me.

            Dilatio petronum. It's not up for debate, they have the most passenger space of anything in its class, and like 15 more cubic feet of cargo space than its closest competitor.

            What class? Special ED? These small crossovers are fricking stupid. Most can't even haul a normal sized TV while my wagon can easily fit a 80''. If you're going to shove the Honda pill up your ass at least get a Pilot or a Highlander.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that I frick men in the ass doesn't negate my opinion about the crv. I frick my husband. Then I drive a crv to work. Maybe I frick him in the crv. Maybe he eats my ass after I took a dump that day. It doesn't matter, the car is still based and redpilled.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            RAV4 is smaller than the current CR-V, and that goes double for the upcoming CR-V. RAV4 is actually the size of the new HR-V. And I'm a Toyota driver.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I also trans btw.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

            >CRV
            >giving a frick
            Couldn't be be me

            Cope

            RAV4 >>>>> CR-V

            RX >>>>> RDX

            get owned Honda scum

            Cope

            Women

            Cope

            CRV is not an SUV and has never even pretended to be such.

            And with a 1.5L engine it barely qualifies above a moped.

            Cope

            Wow you guys are coping hard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dilatio petronum. It's not up for debate, they have the most passenger space of anything in its class, and like 15 more cubic feet of cargo space than its closest competitor.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yah but does it come in manual?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Women

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hideous

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad, I like how Honda in general is going back to more simpler designs, and a less 'rounded' SUV shape. It's too bad they're now forcing you with tiny turbo engines and CVTs or complex turbo hybrids though, these newer ones definitely aren't as unkillable as all the old CRVs you still see with 200k+ miles

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else wish they would just give those stupid luxury models real names? like just call it the "Acura Redux" like you call the Integra the Integra ya jackoffs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or "Radix", theres a bunch of stupid ass names you can use instead of soulless dewey decimal bullshit, frick put the displacement number at the end if you want but end the dumbass acronym trend already please I'm fricking over it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Pilot also getting a facelift?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >CRV
    >giving a frick
    Couldn't be be me

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RAV4 >>>>> CR-V

    RX >>>>> RDX

    get owned Honda scum

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CRV is not an SUV and has never even pretended to be such.

    And with a 1.5L engine it barely qualifies above a moped.

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