Hairy, smelly, awkward/autistic fembots are the best girls ever and I want to date them all
Fembots like how does one go about dating you?
Hairy, smelly, awkward/autistic fembots are the best girls ever and I want to date them all
Fembots like how does one go about dating you?
You can't handle me
I'll just make friends with your parents and they'll force you to interact with me.
Chequemate loser, shouldn't have been so dependant.
What makes you say that? I think I could
i know for a fact i have enough gym badges to train you
I'm filtering the word smelly, this is worse than troon threads
Let people live their life and post threads they want anon. Who cares.
i don't care for smelly but i need a hairy fembot in my life
>I'm filtering the word smelly
Me too... to pinned
smelly smelly smelly smelly smelly smeellyyy
Which is better, to pin a smelly fembot or to be pinned by a smelly fembot?
I think both good
although a smelly fembot pinning me down and forcing me to inhale her smelly smells sounds hot
Pinned by a smell fembot.
Face pinned via smelly ass.
its funny yall are incels cause yall wanna fuck eachother so bad
I will literally buy a pet neet gf. You stay at home and neet. No showers without my permission and I'll rarely allow it. You're not allowed to own or wear deodorant. You're not allowed to shave. I might wax your legs but what hair you have is entirely up to me, never shave/trim/shape anything. Your armpits and pubes will be bushy. No pajamas allowed, only the nylon or chiffon nighties and babydolls. I'll buy you a few dresses to wear for the times I take you out. Won't happen too often because other than work I'm a homebody. When I start undressing you that means we're going to have sex, almost always going to be 69 and you have to swallow every time. My libido is a lot lower now with age so it'd probably be about five or six times a week. When you watch anime with me it's always subs.
Benefits are negotiable. I'm an excellent cook. You can get an allowance for putting away dishes I guess. Won't ever have to worry about rent, bills, or groceries. I'll even let you have the spare bedroom so you have a dedicated space for all your shit but you'll sleep in my bed every night. Anything you might want bring it up and I can probably figure something out. If it's a lot of stuff or costs too much I'll expect you to induce lactation and maintain milk supply without letting it dry up.
Girl like this would be hot without that
checked and true.
Septum piercings are THE ugliest thing possible.
[x] No one sees me naked, so why shave.
[ ] No. Or maybe just a bit. I shower about 2 times a week.
[x] I can pretend to be social if I have too.
>how does one go about dating you?
I live in a small town and there are cafes and a small park. Sometimes I go there and look. Maybe I find someone some day. Online dating I don't do.
please be in florida orig
is this small town anywhere in the pacific northwest? including Idaho
>I live in a small town and there are cafes and a small park
can you elaborate on this
i also live in a small town and i would like to meet a fembot, but how do i know which one is a fembot? do you sit by yourself? how do i know if i can approach you or not?
>fembots are the best girls ever and I want to date them all
I just want one, preferably very cuddly and not very smelly
don't be smelly
call me low T but today in class I had some chick set next to me who 100% is what you'd call a smelly fembot and I almost threw up from the stench. It's only hot in your head, women BO is so much more putrid than guys'
Women BO is the greatest thing ever. Best memory of my life I was living with this gorgeous woman. In the dead of winter our hot water heater goes out and it's almost two weeks before I got it fixed. She didn't wear deodorant because /misc/ conspiracy schizo and usually showered everyday. I'm a stacy widower because of her. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get a normal girl to stop wearing deodorant. Breaks my heart to think I'll never get to experience something like that again.
you're just a coomer who would probably rub your face in the shit smear of her dirty underwear. A normal guy who is not currently just thinking about busting a nut will retch at the smell that unwashed females exude. I thought the fish thing was a meme but they really do smell like that.
You've only been with nasty women. A normal one doesn't smell fishy. It's more her armpits I enjoyed anyway, and even after cumming her smell was very enjoyable so it's not even a coomer thing. Maybe you just aren't that into women.
I swear to god you fucking coomers, she literally smelled like an ass crack, arm pit onion and that smell your skin gets after you sweat and let it dry. On top of that was that "female" scent which you are all so fawning over but that exactly is what made it smell even worse, it was like a turd with cologne sprayed on top.
Tell me you're gay without telling me
there's a brief smell window.
the hot part is an "undertone" in the scent, and if they don't take care of themselves the rest of the disgustingness overpowers it.
I find this shit funny as fuck that dudes here never shut up about the 2d weirdo girls but the second a real one shows up they make for the hills screaming "I change my mind" because the real deal is uglier than a drawing
>but the second a real one shows up they make for the hills
not true, I'm just too shy to ask her out
>the real deal is uglier than a drawing
have you, you know, tried maybe not being so repulsive that even some drawing which barely resembles a human still manages to mogg you, roasty?
i live for smelly fembot feet
I will shave as much as I want because I have the unfortunate leg hair genes of my dad and have more then some guys
>unfortunate leg hair genes
How hairy is your pussy rn?
Just as bad why should I shave ? It's a fucking chore and I don't fuck/go to the beach so why bother
>should I shave
Hell no. You should post it for us lonely virgins to enjoy
do you at least look good in general
being hairy isn't a problem unless you look like a monstrosity
also hairy pussy is really attractive
I would say pretty ok ? I don't wanna overrate myself I never heard that I look bad since i was a teenager but I'm a bit flat in the breast department and look pretty young oh qnd a always get compliments for my fashion style
looking young, having small breasts and a bit hairy sounds really pretty honestly
I used to want a breast operation when i was younger because i developed late but now I'm happy that i don't need bras
seems so weird to me when women are insecure about their small breasts as i've always seen them as far prettier than large ones
but when you have kids they probably won't stay that small so enjoy them now
Because porn and all that shit says big boobs nice and a lit of guys too funny that my big sis got all the tit genes
They hurt a shit ton and no I dislike tranny more and more in recent time they bother me a lot with comments towards me
can i ask you a personal question
i always wondered do women get aroused the same way that men do, with having strong urges to have sex or could you go a lot of time without it
thats not a men thing thats a you thing
yea nobody gets horny except that one specific anon you replied to
For me I can say I don't need it went 7 years after my first time I don't do hock ups but that's just me idk about others since i keep to myself
damn, i wish it could be as easy for me
i also don't have sex like you though if i'm honest
and also from central europe lol, but not really sure if you would classify it as central europe
I always had a low sex drive and took me quite a bit to have sex for the first time compared to a lot of people in my age range here
well i'm still a virgin at 25 even with a high sex drive so you beat me in that
and yes being a virgin in your mid 20s is really weird here
Well that's quite alright since it's easy for a girl to get a guy to like you and we are the same age haha might be awkward at the beginning since you don't have knowledge but communication in that department with the partner is really important
i know it's easy to get someone to like you, it's just that it's difficult for me to get out of my shell and meet women in social situations as i'm not the most extroverted person out there and rarely go out
especially here near zagreb where there aren't really that many social venues
For me drinking a tiny big to feel buzzed always helped to get out of my shell. Yes i always think people dislike or hate me but then I think fuck it you can always leave and no one will ever know or see you again
well i'd say i can drink more than the average person and almost always drink in social situations
its just that those social situations are far and few between
That's ok don't beat yourself up about not being able to come at of your shell it takes time and I envy you I can not hold my liquor all to well. Also it's hard to get into social circles if you barley know anyone
tbh i do know people, but they are all largely adults, not the kind of social circle that you would go to events to find women with
and about alcohol when you grow up as a rural slav it comes naturally haha
Well even as someone from a small town and have some slavic blood i can't keep my liquor too well since im short and skinny but all I do drink is vodka shots
as someone who grew up on rakija, vodka seems weird
like drinking alcohol with no special taste, only for drunkenness
Well that's what I drink it for haha just wanna get drunk quick
Oh also have a more streetwear/skater style but if i have the money I really wanna wear pretty dresses like this
you can buy pretty summer dresses or skirts for cheap in 2nd hand stores or even in your everyday mall
you just have to gather the courage to change your style and it can improve others perception drastically
when you drink alcohol you have to choose one which has some flavour and sip it slowly
that way you can actually enjoy it
and i've been multiple times to austria, i know that a lot of locals have relatives, or intermarried there
Oh yea I only drink vodka shots maybe i should enjoy alcohol more
I habe one pink dress but I get embarrassed when i wear it and look like I'm 16
just buy a normal skirt next time you visit a mall, not a fancy or a weird one -and try it wearing casually one day
it makes women look a lot better when they dress like this instead of in boyish and causal clothing
I have one black tennis skirt it's been years since i was wearing it maybe i should wax my legs and try it
Oha ich bin kein dulli bin eine sehr schlaue frau sagt meine mami aha aha nein scherz hahahahaha
kannst du meine haarige, Oesterreichische waifu werden, du sehr schlaue frau?
TRANSE TRANSE TRANSE TRANSE TRANSE TRANSE
Mein Alarm schlaegt aus! Fallt nicht auf diesen Oessi-bengel rein ihr notgeilen Affen.
Kommt drauf an vielleicht vielleicht wie alt bist du ?
My grandma always urges me to wear them and says I shouldn't wear guy clothes and throw my looks out the window because of it
Junge 23. Bin 99ger Baujahr, du?
25 haha puh wie cute 99
Got some polish in me always wished I could speak it but it's so hard to learn on my own
polish is really weird, not even us other slavs understand it
We got a lot of polish friends maybe i should ask them to teach me would ve so cool
joa, wuerd passn. wann hochzeit?
she is right in that men will definetely look at you more and you will appear more attractive if you do so
you mentioned you were partly slavic? from which nation
you can always try a longer one if you feel insecure
but yea, you should try because the way you dress changes the perception of you a lot in my experience
Naaahhh keine lust und popo hoert man echt selten meistens nur arsch
einen versuch wars wert. Guesse aus der Steiermark, du dulli
verpiss dich femoid, du bist kein femcel und du hattest schon viele beziehungen. ich hasse dich.
Also I think the most embarrassing thing i did here was reading someone a bed time story for everyone to hear hated how i stumbled over my words
>people in my age range here
>I'm happy that i don't need bras
Bras are overated. And hopefully ur not a larping tranny
You some kind of arab or med? Maybe morrocan. I like hairy. I'll wax your legs if it really bothers you but I like a furry pussy and armpits. We can go on vacation to Mexico and I'll buy you some C or D cups. I'll spring extra for the good kind that looks natural. Gummy bear silicone type. None of that saline bolt on shit.
Central Europe no other genes just unfortunate genes in that department and I'm now happy with my breats since i became 20
Please be in Zadar
Are you laying on your bathroom floor?
ngl that pic makes me want to impregnate you
imagine smearing precum on that happy trail
god I love girls with some hair
I'm gonna take that as a complement
I hate cooking but by god I can't leave the house so I should learn a bit
how do i find a girl who doesnt leave the house
Mh not sure I can't leave because pf some unfortunate circumstances but I got manga and games to keep me company
i only go outside for work and when im home all i do is lay in bed and read manga god i wish we could do it together (but ur not real)
Got lots of physical mangas from when i was younger trying to get i to physical copys again and how does one proof they are really and not a tranny?
its not about being a tranny youre just not real youre fake youre words on my screen you dont exist when i venture outside all i see is demons
Autsch anon that hurts
can you tell me how to make you real how do i find a female girl like you so im not lonely tell me
It's hard if I'm honest. The internet would be your best bet because most girls especially neets are just not going out because well being a misfit is shitty. Other than that I just hang around anime stores and places where I get my video games from. Problem is that many want money and it's hard to find those who are genuine
i hope its not medical issues
I want to watch a smelly, actual reject fembot cry and have a mental breakdown, then when she's done I'll lick up her tears and snot, give her kisses on her succulent, bloody lips, and help her on her suicide then fuck her cold dead body
I'll ask the reverse, where do I go to meet robots? I don't leave my house much but I've started night walking and going to the library.
But all the robots are probably at home doing whatever robots do at home. You'd probably need to break a window to find a robot.
Pls leave a sign outside of your windows so I know which to break.
I live in a major city full of lotsa NPCs.
>Pls leave a sign outside of your windows so I know which to break.
The whole point of me staying at home is so no one knows I exist, anon, and putting up a sign advertising my presence would go counter to that. You'll have to just sniff me out, somehow.
>I live in a major city full of lotsa NPCs.
That's not very helpful, anon 🙁 There are many major cities with lots of NPCs. Could you be a bit more specific with your geographical location?
I live in the west coast, basically the worst place to be.
You sound really fun! Maybe I should up my knick-knack hunting.
Me too. I don't think it's thaaaaat bad... What don't you like about it?
I'll be out nightwalking later but I highly doubt we live in the same town
I use the library also.
I only really go once a fortnight and I scrub up pretty well before I go into public so I'm not instantly recognizable as a robot.
Im sometimes in the graphic novel section but I'm mostly perusing the art and self help sections.
Other than that I roam wild landscapes where no one could meet me, I go to the dog park after it rains(it's cleaner after it's rained), I visit a lot of cheap variety stores for art supplies and knick-knacks and 2nd hand stores for books and also knock-knacks.
nightwalking, other boards on this site
maybe coffee shops, always coming in making their order and leaving asap
right here, are you in the pnw?
>are you in the pnw?
I am, yeah.
I've noticed this, there's the occasional studying student but they're too young for me. Regardless, it's nice to get out a little and be hopeful.
>I am, yeah
you can just meet me here
Sure! Post yours? I can't promise anything but if we both decide we aren't psycho, why not?
your candor and optimism are so refreshing for this board
the only dudes that go to libraries are those with kids, homeless or extremely senile
nightwalking is extremely gay and you're not the female ryan gosling from drive like these retarded homosexuals here think they are, it's also a good way to end up on a missing person's list as a female. anyway, you don't want a robot, these neurotic, perverted, social leper undesirables are the way they are for a reason. you're not going to find another misfit to complete you, you're just going to find some awkward below average selfish asshole who will never change for the better and their adjacent female counterparts are no better, that means you.
you sound very angry and bitter, take a deep breath and calm down.
I used to go swimming but now I go to the gym, I used to walk everywhere but my virgin stride used to attract unruly people, its crazy how normalfags will get hostile over the most petty things, its unironically safer to walk at night.
I don't like public places though I used to volunteer at the library before I got my first job. Cinema off-peak times and I guess on my way to play ttrpgs, never done that in public though either.
I used to ride trains its nice when there is no one else about.
you people vibe too well to be robots
Honestly I feel that all robots were pre-incel takeover were dudes who didn't fit in. Non-normalfags, the types who didn't go out much. Nothing about it meant you had to be a total social fuckup, although that was allowed too.
I'd definitely want to buy some land in europe some day. But not for a very long time yet. Europe is a place I like to visit, not to live. Governments here are a joke.
The Tomoko/Hex maniac phenotype of femcel is the hottest type no competition.
>Governments here are a joke.
that is definetely true, but in places like the balkans law can be very flexible to ignore
at least i recommend you to visit croatia to see what it's like
I like how we can not start a company unless the name is Croatian word.
>Fembots like how does one go about dating you?
You don't. I hope you die actually
look like this but with dirty blonde long hair and smaller boobs. otherwise pretty accurate. i dont shower very often maybe once a week. or longer than that depending on my mental state
also i dont have a septum piercing or any other piercings or tattoos because that is cringe
Good. Those cow rings are gross.
femcel au naturel
where are you femanon i need you on my couch so i can hold you while we watch movies
what kind of movies. it depends if i like you im pretty prickly when it comes to human contact with people im not close with
maybe studio ghibli maybe the lotr from the early 2000's
those are both good choices i would agree to watch those. would you get me snacks/food?
I can cook you bacon and veg among other things
you cook on command when a female is telling you to cook?
i have cooked for every girl i've fucked
I have fucked every girl I've cooked
god i wish you were real
But really though, I'm only getting older and I still don't have an unwashed idiot savant recluse creep gf, why?
Hairy is fine, but smelly not so much. Natural musk is okay but that's not the same as shit smelling unwashed women who haven't showered in weeks. I would go for a girl who showers decently, once or twice a week minimum, but doesn't wear deodorant or anything like that. Natural smell doesn't mean you let yourself go.
I once dated a girl who'd shower at most once a week. She didn't shave anywhere and didn't get along with people very well.
I miss her. I really liked smelling one-another and wiping our sweat on each other.
>smelling one-another and wiping our sweat on each other.
this sounds as disgusting as it is wholesome
why aren't you two together anymore?
I find it pretty peculiar since sometimes i just forget to use deodorant and in the summer imI sweat a lot but if it's not to warm you can only smell it a little bit and a lot of guys seem to like the faint smell
>sweat a lot
The amount you sweat doesn't impact your body odor so don't worry about it
Also the intensity of body odor varieties from person to person, you should use a deodorant but it's okay if you don't
I'm sure you smell okay
Deodorant is extremely toxic. No one should ever use it. If paranoid about smellz a shower each morning will take care of it if you have a healthy biome. A second quicky before bed is super paranoid. The bo meme is a psyop and all the toxic shit people put on their body to combat it is actually the cause. No shampoo either, bad bad shit. Totally unnecessary for men, women might want a boar brush. Sometimes soap is hard to avoid but plain old castille or maybe animal soap isn't too harmful as long as you don't put anything weird in it. Lye, fat, maybe some lavender(flowers not oil), oatmeal, pumice, coffee, that kind of stuff.
Yea my dad told me multiple time that I should probably shower since I smell a bit really uncomfortable and embarrassing.
It is that's why I barley have any friends and I get anxious when people want to come to my home so no one is allowed in my room not even my parents
Bist du zufaellig autistisch? Ohne jegliche negative konnotation, nur als ehrliche frage. Guten morgen aus der schoenen Steiermark
Guten morgen wollte dir heute noch ne mail schreibe hab dich nich vergessen
It is treatable and i had a few operations already but there are things and pain I will have to deal with my whole life when i have the energy i go to the woods or fields especially when it's warm
as long as you do not smell too bad (e.g. by not showering for weeks) natural female smell is far better than deodorants - it can actually be quite attractive
and about your condition - i hope it is treatable and you can find a way out of it
it is sad to not be able to ever enjoy the outside
>really uncomfortable and embarrassing.
parents are like that, mine do the same thing
>ugh that's... that's kinda gross
what's wrong about piercings?
> Weird or uneven boobs
> looks fat when the clothes come off
> big bush
> septum piercing
ugh that's... that's kinda gross... uh no thanks actually
Even fucked-up weirdos have standards.
The real question is if you smell or not
Be my chubby big-bush gf please
You're cute and you deserve happiness too.
thank you for the important message :>
important massage from me
I desere what ?
Being happy sorry I'm just reallybtired
go to sleep >o<
Nooo can't promised mom to clean a bit since the pain isn't bad today
I did! Not I'm awake again but still sleepy
Now * haha I should be fully awake if I'm trying to type
After reading this thread i now want to take a shy neet girl out for coffee... too bad none of you live in south africa.
Hello guys, i was a neet before, and autist girls are the only type of girl i can really get along with.
I think it's like throwing a bottle to the sea but if a fembot want to speak of anything my discord is : Davinel#7556
Bump for smelly fembots
another day without showering but i have to tonight because i need to see my cousins family
Understandable, have a great day. Also be my gf.
I'm so fucking lonely. I drink anytime I don't have to work.
where are you from lonely anonn?
What about u?
I'm from central europe :<
What u think about the ukraine war?
I hope it ends soon and that Ukrainie wins
I was drinking earlier to numb the pain after waxing god I like alcohol
you're in the wrong thread.
nah wie gehts wie stehts meine haarige muse ausm Oessterreich?