My gf doesn’t like to shave, because she says it takes too much “effort”, she currently hasn’t shaved since before Thanksgiving. Personally, I don’t mind vagene hair that much although the bush is getting a bit much, but the leg hair and especially armpit hair are major turn-offs for me… in general, she isn’t very womanly, but this is getting pretty ridiculous. She stays at my place every night, and when she showers which is like 2-4 times a week; I’ve asked if she needs a razor or if she’s going to shave and she always says “no”… she made it apparent to me yesterday after asking her again that it hurts her feelings and started guilting me that I must think she’s gross. I just explained that it was a turn-off for me and how would she like it if I shaved my head, but idk… seems to have fell on deaf ears. The non-shaving thing in combination with her being totally dead in bed (two problems that I’ve never experienced with women before) is making me not interested in having sex with her at all; in the past, my sex life was really good, but now I don’t even really want to anymore. I’m kind of at my wit’s end with this issue and I feel like it’s forcing a wedge in my relationship with my otherwise perfect gf. Btw, my gf’s legs look like the girl’s in the picture, even feeling them rub against mine in bed is a bit ick.
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just be happy you have a girlfriend you homosexual.
Find self worth.
This is my actual life, I never even post on this board.
It was the latter, when we first started dating; her legs weren’t like this. She trains horses and sells them for a living, so she’s out working on a farm all day.
ah yes the lazy deadbed room gf who doesn't shower or shave bait
at least she's not also pregnant trying to sneak in an abortion or something
so did she also have hairy ape legs when you two first met and started dating?
Or was it when that you become a couple she was like "oh good I don't have to impress him anymore" as a lot of people often do when the relationship is more or less cemented.
>showers 2 times a week
hey man, what does she do for a living
lmfao, brother I have absolutely been there. I ended up breaking up with a gf because I didn't like her hairy legs and LIP. Never had the courage to tell her that it bothered me, unlike you. You've expressed that you want her to shave. She's said no. You could tell her it grosses you out more explicitly. "You're making me feel like you think my hairy legs are gross *tear." "GOOD, BITCH. That's exactly what your disgusting yeti legs make me feel. Shave goddamn it."
Frankly I foresee breaking up as the best thing you can do, if this woman's behavior is literally making you averse to sex.
never happened. bait
>I could never have a gf, therefore it can’t happen for anyone
You know, normal people frequent 4chinz as well
She isn't shaving and she's dead in bed because she doesn't enjoy sex with you. For whatever reason.
If she was having fun then shaving would be something she would do to encourage you. As it is she's trying to discourage you. It's not an accident, or thoughtless, it's deliberate.
Whatever the problem is you're going to have to talk about.
Obviously written by a woman. Ignore. This is shit advice.
It's really not that shit of advice. That person isn't wrong at all. OP is demanding effort from his gf while he has offered no effort of his own
The girl might figure "he doesn't really love me, he just wants this and that from me, so fuck it, why should I care?"
I actually feel sorry for the girl, and lemme tell ya, I could snatch her away from OP in <24 hours, I guarantee it. I'd lick those hairy legs and armpits all night long too
Okay, Romeo. Keep telling yourself that
>Okay, Romeo. Keep telling yourself that
Lol, Romeo ain't got shit to do with it. Maybe I shoulda said ANYONE could snatch her away instead
You have no idea in how much effort I put into my relationship, you retarded homosexual.
C'mon now, if you're angry at this then of course I know how much effort you put in.. NONE
Who is angry? You’re obviously a retarded homosexual, if you’re angry about it then it must be true
>I guarantee it. I'd lick those hairy legs and armpits all night long too
Sounds gay af.
You ever jacked off in front of her while she just sits there and stares? lol
I had a lengthy talk with her about it, and she says it isn’t me, that she hasn’t ever been able to really cum from sex. I’ve only been able to make her cum twice, and I had to eat her out for like a hour or so just to get a little twitch and whimper, literally my neck was spasming and my tongue/jaw were so fucking tired. If I do anything too rough then it’s not good because she’s too sensitive, but anything too slow and she takes forever to get there, shit is just so weird and she’s majorly vanilla. Usually a girl can cum after licking their clit/clit hope for like 5-15 minutes, but my gf is kind of like an asexual sponge. She never does anything sexy, she didn’t like when I bought lingerie for her as a part of her Valentine's Day gift (I also bought her flowers, shoes, a purse, and chocolate), she just wants to be cute and cuddly, never sexy or sexual; in the past she’s made some half assed attempts to have sex like kind of rubbing her butt against me when cuddling, but always extremely meek. Now she says that she just feels immense pressure to get ‘there’ and she can’t, so she feels insecure and like somethings wrong with her. I’ve never had problems making girls cum in the past, I’m well endowed and know how to eat pussy and a lot of my pleasure is my partner receiving pleasure, so this has been a major blow for me. Even in the past when girls have had mental blocks, at most for the difficult ones it’s taken like three or four sessions and then they’re comfortable enough to cum, but my gf doesn’t really do anything aside from very quietly moan or tell me to stop if it hurts (hitting cervix) or I’m too rough.
get a vibrator
She has a clit sucker, but we’ve only ever used it in bed once. I guess masturbating in front of me is awkward for her.
Assuming this isn't a larp..
Pull the trigger on the relationship. End it, and now. You voiced your concerns and she played the guilt trip card. Now you have no move but to play the remove commitment card.
You did fail a little bit because you should have layed this groundwork early as soon as she slid once. You should have just said I will not date a woman who doesn't take care of themself. Here is what you need to do: shower daily, shave pits/legs regularly, shave/trim vaginal area regularly, and so on.
Tell her to get out of your apartment. Contact your landlord and have them change your locks (even if they charge you for it). Go to a hardware/moving store, get some boxes, pack up her shit then tell her to come get it. Leave it outside and don't be home when she gets her stuff
>My gf doesn’t like to shave, because she says it takes too much “effort”,
>I’ve asked if she needs a razor or if she’s going to shave and she always says “no”
>I just explained that it was a turn-off for me and how would she like it if I shaved my head, but idk… seems to have fell on deaf ears
Duuuude.. is this not the most obvious fucking thing ever? You're supposed to offer to do it for her, you fucking imbecile. My god, I'm 3/4 autistic and I can see that.. fuckin A
Instead, you're pretty much just doing what she says you're doing: telling her that she's gross, and not worth your effort lol. COME ON MAN! I almost never take the woman's situation on shit, but this one is just retarded on your part
DUMP HER homosexual.
Lazy nasty dirty gross diseased would be words to describe a girl as you mentioned.
Seriously, are you such a cuck you can't give up that nassy shit?
Get her a good pair of hair clippers
Dunno what is going on, dont care, but these are related. The hair is to deter you from sex advances. She is probably a dyke, trans, or youre someone she depends on for a place to stay.
>or youre someone she depends on for a place to stay.
Heh, if she depended on him for a place to stay, she'd be doing whatever he asked her. And dykes shave..
She's not shaving because she's stopped caring for one reason or the other, and OP is doing the opposite of helping the situation
>The hair is to deter you from sex advances.
This. Maybe she is being molested by her family or boss?
Polygamy. Simple as. Sage.
Ahh I had a hairy gf once. Their hair is soft af and feels really nice like a kitten. 10/10 would do again.
>tfw no hairy gf to nuzzle under the flannel on a black out blizzard day with some candles
>tfw I can still remember how soft and fury she felt if I think about it real hard
I'm into that give me your GF. Not shaving her legs is kind of a turnoff though. Smooth legs and bush pussy is best combo.
Imagine the smell.
I genuinely couldn’t care if a woman shaved her legs or not. I’m like, still attracted to women and being with women so saved legs isn’t a big deal for me. Then again, I occasionally shave my own legs for the fuck of it. Shits involved.