Haircut advice please

hey guys just a fat retard tourist here. been losing weight and lifting. I’m 6 foot and 230 pounds.
I’ve had long hair for a long time but I think it’s about time to get a damn haircut. I like my hair but it’s holding me back. Need recommendations on how to get it cut.
>if you want to you can also tell me how to dress but honestly I don’t care as much about that [as you can probably tell by what I’m wearing lmao]

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buzz it

    Only way to to true reset

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would true resetting matter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the only way

        Buzz cut and post results w face

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not doing a full buzzcut, but I think I might do it with the 4 blade cover. I’d look like a fucking thumb

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trust me bro it’ll compliment your gains

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mommy can I zee ur milkers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ???? I’m a man idiot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Milky milky mommy milk

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get an extra long mullet

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're a fucking idiot if you cut your hair
    you'll also be selling out like a bitch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? He looks like a trans ogre and unprofessional

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        all he has to do is get in shape

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 years of a dedicated diet and exercise or a 20minute haircut?
          Hmm.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            t.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look like a tranny though man. I’m a joke

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        those are glorious locks
        maybe just need to style it differently
        if you get into shape and focus on lifting weights you will unlock god mode
        either way fuck conforming and fuck selling out. you're not even that overweight. you could have full transformation in 6 months. very noticeable progress in 3

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I guess you’re right. Any idea on how to style it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no idea. i would look at youtube guides maybe. perhaps even reddit, if you must

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            start lurking LULZ and browsing youtube vids for haircare today. ygmi

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, you are going to make it, just keep going strong, mate.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          seconding this. Do not fall for the buzz/sellout/shorthair meme. You have the ability to be great.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/CXDSopI.jpg

          no idea. i would look at youtube guides maybe. perhaps even reddit, if you must

          This, you are going to make it, just keep going strong, mate.

          seconding this. Do not fall for the buzz/sellout/shorthair meme. You have the ability to be great.

          start lurking LULZ and browsing youtube vids for haircare today. ygmi

          Don't listen to these anons. They want to see you fail. Cut your hair.

          Or keep it, and get one of these sick viking haircuts. Whatever you do stop wearing your hair like a lesbian

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't listen to these anons. They want to see you fail. Cut your hair.
            >
            >Or keep it, and get one of these sick viking haircuts. Whatever you do stop wearing your hair like a lesbian

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            looks like shit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course it does. Long hair on men always look like shit. But at least the viking style is more masculine than looking like a butch mtf tranny

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lose weight. And honestly your hair doesn't look too bad, is it fry with split ends? Tho parting it differently should be better.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a haircut only to eliminate split hair or make it more consistent, then learn to tie your hair back. i think your hair is beautiful and that really you should keep what you want.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    buzz it, it looks like a wig

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grow beard to make stronger chin. Or lose face fat. Not sure.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trim it a bit and get a more medium neck length cut, but DO NOT cut it short please listen to me, I had extremely long hair and I wanted to kill myself after I did this

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well if youd stop dressing like, uh, that and you lost some weight--the hair really wouldnt look that bad. i think you more just look like shit overall, not necessarily because of your hair, in fact i think your hair would look great if you stopped styling it like a tranny

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