hairbrush + lesbian porn again. when will life improve? I want a bf.
hairbrush + lesbian porn again. when will life improve? I want a bf.
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Mi smo deca neba, Oca nebeskog
Sve sto smo, i sto imamo
sve nam je dao Bog
amen i so get you
Hairbrush? How? To masturbate? Isn't there the danger to cut yourself? Not joking, as a guy i only know about the shower head stuff
no its smooth no risk at all
that statement makes me so grippy you have no idea
you stick the handle in, dumb dumb
Boring then, i tought you would brush your clit or something
If I ever walked into a woman's bedroom and saw the stuff in that picture I'd pull a complete 180. I absolutely love crazy pussy because it grips the hardest but Hello Kitty girls are likely to murder me in my sleep.
>when will life improve? I want a bf.
let's go on a date!
fuck that. you only need a good esex partner and you're set for life
>a girl that cleans her room
A fucking shocker on this board.
But I bet if I went over to breed you silly, I'd still have to bring my tools to fix all your goddamn squeaky windows, fixtures and doors.
>A fucking shocker on this board
Str8 off of Pinterest buddy boy
I should have known, it is literally impossible for women to have clean rooms
Even better. I wouldn't trust someone that keeps a tidy room.
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>forgot the reply field
Apply yourself.
I wish I had a fembot gf who likes lesbian porn. Life is so unfair.
its soooooo sexy and hot If i wasnt straight i would be a 100 fun loving lesbian i love it it makes me super soaker every time
yes jts not mine i am a hello kitty girl but i also am a border like hoarder. im working on decluttering though!!
>yes jts not mine
Post your room and hairbrush
Are you sure you aren't bi or something?
Also do you want just bf or you actually have some desired life and want husband, kids etc in the future?
stop falling for it, retard
you're getting trooned
That is a possibility but chances that anything come out of it are miniscule, I have no way of confirming it right now so it doesn't matter much anyway. Movies also aren't real and we enjoy them. If movie became reality then you'd have grounds for concern and why trannies pretending to be women sometimes get rightfully murdered.
What is stopping you from getting husband and kids?
yes I crave a husband and kids with a structured, stable lifestyle.
no one is stopping you.
where do you live? \
prz
do you like it when it's an older and younger lesbian?
yes I love that even more I pretend its my mom and myself and it gets me every time
I am unlikeable
America.
>I am unlikeable
What's so unlikable about you? I'm bitter, boring piece of shit and even I think you could find people who would like me. Maybe not romantically but as a friend or something.
Im boring and have yet to develop a real personality outside of my facade.
What do you mean by facade? Also want to be boring together?
yes please I want to be so boring with you baby.
That sounds like irony.
its not irony at all. I want to be boring and molded into the ideal whatever my dream wants.
Whatever your dream wants? Also tell me about your facade.
I am not a real person. I try to mimic others but outside of that I have not developed in any way. i am a failure.
Isn't this how people learn though? Kids mimic parents and peers, you adopt views you like from others, or at least take bits from several people. To see who you are you'd have to ask yourself what do you really want and if that's husband and stable life when you'd be doing what most people did through history. I see nothing wrong with it. Even in relationships unless it's some form of dom-sub relation you work out compromises and have to grind each other to fit and be able to live together, meaning other person has some influence on you.
Is there anything else you'd like besides family and structured lifestyle? What do you consider "structured" lifestyle?
>yes I love that even more I pretend its my mom and myself and it gets me every time
Cool thread, bro.
I think it may be the best thread to ever be
Why lesbo porn?
>i want a bf
>i wont leave contact info
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