>H.P.

>H.P. Lovecraft
>hasn't written a single romance story

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Philip K. Dick
    >hasn't written a single porno

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both wrong btw.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If H.P Chudcraft wrote romantic stories would they be any good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >man fricks meteorite
      >it turns into a tenticle monster
      >they live happily ever after
      they would have been fantastic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

      No, definitely not

      >Stephen King
      >was never even knighted

      based, frick nobles btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slime girls trap you and forcefully make you climax over and over while you keep passing out from exhaustion and pleasure, going absolutely mad. Wait that's not romance. Nvm.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop playing renpys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's possibly the most romantic thing ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saya no Uta was pretty good for pulp standards. Lovecraft being both racist AND a pedophile definitely fits.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lev Tolstoy
    >actually just a fairly fit human

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        his name sounds like fat lion in russian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lev Tolstoy
      >actually is Khui Prostoy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He actually did, it's called Sweet Ermengarde. It's pretty funny.

    https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/se.aspx

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This caught me so off-guard when I was working through his complete work, dude could really shitpost when he wanted to.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same with Poe. The Thousand and Second Tale of Scheherazade is so fricking funny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Thousand and Second Tale of Scheherazade
          Well, I guess I know what I'm reading tonight

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Stephen King
    >was never even knighted

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Immanuel c**t
    >has a dick

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Herman Melville
    >actually from New York

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heh lovecraft, more like incelcraft

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He married, she was Ukrainian israelite I think
      Something I can only dream of

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just realized there's a similar pic of myself with a ukrainian israelite

        It hurts, boss

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why did he always keep his mouth like that? He's clearly having a good time in the image, and yet his lips are shut and pressed together in that same way

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            britbong teeth

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he was extremely self conscious because his mother would call him ugly when he was a kid, so im guessing some insecurity stemming from that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And, by her account, didn't even like sex that much. She had to pull him away from his books to do it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >She had to pull him away from his books to do it
          NNNNGGHHHHH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but what about you? What Lovecraft crafted for you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Things you couldn't imagine

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            OOOOOH touch grass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            take meds
            I've definitely slept on benches more time than (You) did

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Post proof.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kek
            what do you want, live instagram stories of me sleeping on benches when I didn't have shoes?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How did you clean yourself back at that time? And how Lovecraft got you out of that?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bill Shake Spear
    >Didn't grow up in Africa

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jung
    Old as frick.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All Japanese tenticle porn is adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He wrote romantic poetry though

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