>H.P.

>H.P. Lovecraft
>hasn't written a single romance story

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Philip K. Dick
    >hasn't written a single porno

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both wrong btw.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If H.P Chudcraft wrote romantic stories would they be any good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >man fucks meteorite
      >it turns into a tenticle monster
      >they live happily ever after
      they would have been fantastic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      No, definitely not

      >Stephen King
      >was never even knighted

      based, fuck nobles btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slime girls trap you and forcefully make you climax over and over while you keep passing out from exhaustion and pleasure, going absolutely mad. Wait that's not romance. Nvm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop playing renpys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's possibly the most romantic thing ever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saya no Uta was pretty good for pulp standards. Lovecraft being both racist AND a pedophile definitely fits.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lev Tolstoy
    >actually just a fairly fit human

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his name sounds like fat lion in russian

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Lev Tolstoy
      >actually is Khui Prostoy

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He actually did, it's called Sweet Ermengarde. It's pretty funny.

    https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/se.aspx

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This caught me so off-guard when I was working through his complete work, dude could really shitpost when he wanted to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same with Poe. The Thousand and Second Tale of Scheherazade is so fucking funny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The Thousand and Second Tale of Scheherazade
          Well, I guess I know what I'm reading tonight

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stephen King
    >was never even knighted

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Immanuel Cunt
    >has a dick

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Herman Melville
    >actually from New York

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh lovecraft, more like incelcraft

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He married, she was Ukrainian israelite I think
      Something I can only dream of

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just realized there's a similar pic of myself with a ukrainian israelite

        It hurts, boss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did he always keep his mouth like that? He's clearly having a good time in the image, and yet his lips are shut and pressed together in that same way

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            britbong teeth

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he was extremely self conscious because his mother would call him ugly when he was a kid, so im guessing some insecurity stemming from that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And, by her account, didn't even like sex that much. She had to pull him away from his books to do it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She had to pull him away from his books to do it
          NNNNGGHHHHH

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but what about you? What Lovecraft crafted for you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Things you couldn't imagine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OOOOOH touch grass

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              take meds
              I've definitely slept on benches more time than (You) did

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post proof.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek
                what do you want, live instagram stories of me sleeping on benches when I didn't have shoes?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How did you clean yourself back at that time? And how Lovecraft got you out of that?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bill Shake Spear
    >Didn't grow up in Africa

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jung
    Old as fuck.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All Japanese tenticle porn is adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wrote romantic poetry though

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