>hasn't written a single romance story
>Philip K. Dick
>hasn't written a single porno
Both wrong btw.
If H.P Chudcraft wrote romantic stories would they be any good?
>man fucks meteorite
>it turns into a tenticle monster
>they live happily ever after
they would have been fantastic.
No, definitely not
>was never even knighted
based, fuck nobles btw
Slime girls trap you and forcefully make you climax over and over while you keep passing out from exhaustion and pleasure, going absolutely mad. Wait that's not romance. Nvm.
Stop playing renpys
That's possibly the most romantic thing ever.
Saya no Uta was pretty good for pulp standards. Lovecraft being both racist AND a pedophile definitely fits.
>actually just a fairly fit human
I don't get it.
his name sounds like fat lion in russian
>actually is Khui Prostoy
He actually did, it's called Sweet Ermengarde. It's pretty funny.
This caught me so off-guard when I was working through his complete work, dude could really shitpost when he wanted to.
Same with Poe. The Thousand and Second Tale of Scheherazade is so fucking funny
>The Thousand and Second Tale of Scheherazade
Well, I guess I know what I'm reading tonight
>has a dick
>actually from New York
heh lovecraft, more like incelcraft
He married, she was Ukrainian israelite I think
Something I can only dream of
Just realized there's a similar pic of myself with a ukrainian israelite
It hurts, boss
Why did he always keep his mouth like that? He's clearly having a good time in the image, and yet his lips are shut and pressed together in that same way
he was extremely self conscious because his mother would call him ugly when he was a kid, so im guessing some insecurity stemming from that
And, by her account, didn't even like sex that much. She had to pull him away from his books to do it
>She had to pull him away from his books to do it
Yes, but what about you? What Lovecraft crafted for you?
Things you couldn't imagine
OOOOOH touch grass
I've definitely slept on benches more time than (You) did
what do you want, live instagram stories of me sleeping on benches when I didn't have shoes?
How did you clean yourself back at that time? And how Lovecraft got you out of that?
>Bill Shake Spear
>Didn't grow up in Africa
Old as fuck.
All Japanese tenticle porn is adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft.
He wrote romantic poetry though
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