guys guys i have a boy coming over tommorow night to watch a movie. wat do

guys guys i have a boy coming over tommorow night to watch a movie
wat do

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  1. 10 months ago
    Elliot Rodger

    Stop being a fricking prostitute for one thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop being a fricking prostitute for one thing
      im not a prostitute
      ive been talking to this cute boy from uni for a couple of weeks and got the courage to invite him over

      • 10 months ago
        bagel

        does he know you're a troon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >does he know you're a troon
          no.
          i pass supa well and havent told him..,
          dont think he knows

          • 10 months ago
            bagel

            yeah there's no way he's gonna date you
            once he finds out he'll be disgusted and angry at you
            make sure the ambulance can get to your house quick

          • 10 months ago
            kermit

            Be nice.

          • 10 months ago
            bagel

            statistically it's true

          • 10 months ago
            Elliot Rodger

            damn

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ehh i dont think that will happen
            i feel like hes different and wont mind
            get bi vibes from him anyway, so i dont think he'll mind not having a pussy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you should probably let him know tbh, dont want to become another statistic.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you should probably let him know tbh, dont want to become another statistic.
            i wanna at least see him again before i tell him tbh

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you should probably let him know tbh, dont want to become another statistic.
            i wanna at least see him again before i tell him tbh

            you're asking to get into tragedy when you hide the fact that you're a guy, some guys act nice to women but the moment he finds out you're a guy he will recoil and beat you up because he doesn't want to be seen as a gay who fell for a guy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he will recoil and beat you up
            sounds kinda hot ngl, i would want him to tie me and beat me anyways, so we could do it off the bat instead tbh

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spread ass at front door as he enters.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nikocado pumkinado

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys maybe idk

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kys maybe idk
      if he had a necro fetish i would tbh

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch ghibli

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs should decide which movie and then you need to report back tomorrow what happened.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dubs should decide which movie and then you need to report back tomorrow what happened.
      just tell what movie to set the sexy time theme

      • 10 months ago
        ivory

        salo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >salo
          is that the CP movie?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        search "river of fundament okru" on google
        your date will love it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If trips you watch shrek

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          420 counts, you watch Shrek.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have sex

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