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Guys... Christianity is true...

Guys... Christianity is true...

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's not a scrap of secular evidence this dude ever existed but you do you man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >publicly
        Gonna need a secular source on that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gonna need a secular source on that.
          The Roman empire

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cite it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its objectively a good artpiece but how is it related to the life of Jesus

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And did he become a christian there and then? Nope.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No official documents survived about a literal god walking around the earth that was defeated by the Romans and retreated?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > [forgery]

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              cope

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >um, ackyshually, he obviously meant ANOTHER Jesus. Not Jesus Christ

                The cope on the wikipedia page is unreal
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yitzhak_Kaduri

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >born Baghdad, Iraq
                Based Babylonian garden gnome

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                uh

                christ bros

                weren't you saying the moschiach was the anti-christ

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the anti-christ is the smartphone

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God redditors are so easy to troll

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >christoids think not having evidence of their god is trolling
                Hmmm

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Redditors live in your head rent free

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tacitus. He says Jesus existed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one believes Jesus didn't exist. Even garden gnomes and Muzzies believe he did. What people care about are none cult sources that speak of miracles by those who saw them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He almost certianly did but he was a charlatan, one of many messiah larpers that existed at the time, a huge attention whore.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did he say that a god descended from the earth sacrificing himself to save us from sin, or did he really say that there was a gnomish schizo disturbing the peace?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One person (Peter) told everyone what he saw.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Someone should have told Peter to take his meds then.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          secular sources generally didn't write about Christ's resurrection because anyone who actually witnessed the resurrection became a christian.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you have pics, it didn't happen.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then you weren't conceived.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some minor corrections:

        1. Kek, killed publicly is one way to describe it.

        2. Christ didn't publicly rise from the tomb. A bunch of women alleged to have seen him come out of a tomb. Note that the number of women present increases as the age of the account decreases. It was probably just one schizophrenic woman who really wanted Jesus' cock when he was alive.

        3. Christ showing himself to the public is larp, doesn't happen in the earlier manuscripts. This is just like Acts saying on one hand that Paul's companions heard the voice and then later saying they didn't, the latter being more easily explicable. It's horseshit.

        4. Nope, especially if you're referring to the public in the third panel, since that almost certainly did not happen.

        5. The "how other religions started" is literally how God proports to have revealed himself to almost every prophet in the OT. Christcuck hypocrisy doing overtime.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >one way to describe it
          Man, they had a public trial and literally paraded him through town on the way to the place the crucifixion took place. Almost the entire process was extremely public.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok. What about Muhammad?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Muslims aren't as annoying as christcunts, so I don't have as much to say about Muhammed.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah wait till you get to west europe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really believe in any particular religion (though I do hope a God exists) ... but if this is your proof, then you should look at Judaism.

        One of the biggest things garden gnomes will say in regards to their religion being true is witness testimony.
        Specifically, that Moses came down from Mt. Sinai with the Ten Commandments in front of (one million? I forgot the exact number) garden gnomes.
        And all of these garden gnomes saw the great pilar of smoke and fire that was on Sinai.

        So the idea is, how would people start following and believing in this religion?
        Their ancestors tell them 'this happened, I was there.'

        Not to shit on Christianity or any other religion, just showing that if you'd like to make that argument, it applies on a much greater scale to the gnomish nation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The entire NT is second or third hand information from mostly anonymous or pseudonymous authors. The one early writer we can accept is Paul, whose conversion experience is a vision only he really saw that is not mentioned by him and just relayed in another third hand account elsewhere.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody even knows what happens to Jesus in the Gospel of Mark. King James added thr resurrection to it, the original ends at "and they told no one" or whatever.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >implying no bad actors would have any incentive to bury it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you do you
      >you've got this
      >talk to the hand
      Kek...NPC detected

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't come up with a source
        "Y-you're a NPC!"
        Ironic coming from a blind follower of a semitic death cult

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >semitic death cult
          yawn, get new material

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll be innovative and use Fedora and Neckbeard next time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      May He open your eyes one day, when you're ready.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most historians agree he existed. The mythicist position is seen as fringe by secular academia and most of the people who support it are obnoxious new atheist types who are as ignorant as religious people.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always been true.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Fuck.. God is a psycho...

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you keep telling it to yourself, it might become true

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    you mean sun and moon worship? yep we have been doing that for countless eons.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cowardly self-preservation?
      So when fundies boast about being "saved" they're not being self-centered at all. OK.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Supposed to cheer when you are saved. 🙂

      True statement but it helps to know context. Like handing it to a young person who has just gotten off their death bed miraculously and survived and wants to know God and how to live better. The statement then becomes like sandpaper on an open wound instead of like apple cider vinegar for a wound that won’t stop bleeding. Just really annoying and needs proper application to the right people. If a young person is always living too safely and I know people who are like this, then they never cowboy up and have to carry their belly. Ever heard that term before? Cowboys carry their bellies. They aren’t honyockers. Look up this word. That’s all Tolkien means by it. The men of Rohan and the white city are what Tolkien loved to write about. The hobbits of bag end were civilized but Bilbo hated how they had become major honyockers. His family was always badgering him and he liked to write which means being alone a lot with quiet. Whereas cowboys can wrestle cows and there is a lot of hard work with that, like how Rohan and Isengard had to keep out the orcs from the lands of mortals.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks appearing very serious and sad about it will change God's verdict when he's thrown into hell for being a lying idol worshipper
    Joke's on you.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trinitarianism is a mockery of the very philosophy it is based on. The Cosmic Logos is not a person; and certainly not identical with the man known as Jesus.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    dude youve posted this thread on like 5 different boards its clear youre just larping shut the fuck up already

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Christianity is true, this post will not process.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Christianity is true, this post will process.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are at end times, no need to try to save the garden gnome scum and their animal slaves. Prepare your friends and family.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Christianity is a garden gnome cult
    >You are worshipping a 30 y/o gnomish hugless kissless virgin
    >You will never not be a heathen pagan deserving of hellfire
    >Jesus was the rape baby of a Roman soldier, whose father had to cuck himself lest his wife be stoned to death
    >No currently existing Christian denomination adheres to the teachings of Jesus and the early church
    >Only 144,000 saints will be risen on the last day, all of which are most likely dead already
    >You will never truly believe in Christianity, you will be forced to religiolarp for the rest of your days
    >You will never have a divine encounter, you will be forced to be an obsessed schizo for the rest of your days

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Whatever. I am on God's side.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No evidence Jesus was a real person and no evidence he went around doing magic powers. Christianity has zero evidence in support of it's absurd claims. If you believe in this obvious bullcrap then it's because you lack the ability to discern truth from fiction.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why can't christcucks fuck off from this entire site, what insufferable garden gnome on a stick garden gnome lovers these fags are. nietzsche already destroyed you miserable weak slaves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People like you beg us to stay with posts like that one. Clearly you need Christ.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no god, Jesus didn't exist, religions aew made up and the church isn't even right-wing, it's liberal faggery.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Hey

    Basically I'm just not gonna worship a garden gnome (Jesus Christ)

    I know.... UGH I know..... I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It's just that I'm not gonna worship it is all
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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        Anonymous

        ? Post chin

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    The statement “the only god is love” wholly invalidates the existence of Israel.

    The garden gnomes can do anything and live anywhere and be safe infinite ways. The cultism dictating anything limits the infinite potential of garden gnomes. The only thing for garden gnomes to fear is Judaism. It limits them, curses them, and drives them to curse.

    The only motive is love.
    The only moral is ever greater love.

    Look up the Kitos War.

    All the rapeugees were sent by Israel to steal more money and support.
    All the rape of the American consciousness was for Israel to continue being a tumour on the world.
    Islam only exists because of Israel. It stopped existing in the decades before Israel was created and when Israel started harming everyone.

    Don’t work for Israel.
    Love true utopia. Heaven on earth for all.

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      There’s infinitely more to love than being nailed to a cross!

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That truly is a depressing concept.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Except it isnt.
    No miracles ever happend.
    No demon possesions ever happend as the apostles said Jesus performed exorcisms over.
    Its all made up.
    All religions are made up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are so smart and epic, take my upvote kind stranger

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are so free thinking and faithful, take my shekel shabbos goyim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all ideologies are also made up.

      The thing is, some of them still work.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Except it isnt.
    >No miracles ever happend.
    >No demon possesions ever happend as the apostles said Jesus performed exorcisms over.
    >Its all made up.
    >All religions are made up.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    God of Israel who hates fags and sorcerers is not real, and youre all a bunch of stupid low iq retarded manchildren who believe in retarded made up fairytales.
    Kill yourelfs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      I hear your pain, Jesus heals

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Guys... Christianity is true...
    Always been

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Thats cute.
      Now lets quote some verses from Leviticus and Deuteronomy..
      Shall we?
      May I have the pleasure?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the god of the old testament was an Urizenic tyrant and quite possibly Satan as well.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the same god, it has to be because without the Torah Jesus is just another schizo. The Torah is what makes Jesus the son of god

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm dragging myself through the Torah now and it was super interesting at first, but god Leviticus is dry.
        I don't care about how you should be draining the blood before sacrificing, garden gnomes aren't even allowed to sacrifice anymore!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how you should be draining the blood before sacrificing
          The old testament is evil and I'm not reading it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            Ok? lol
            I'm hitting the Quran after I finish Torah and NT, it's not about whether I believe in it, I just find it interesting since these are texts that shaped our world

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Get an edition with good footnotes, because the Quran was compiled not by chronology but by length, and a lot of the verses have a lot to do with the context in which they were said.
              Reading something that briefly covers the history, like the Very Short Intro entry on Muhammad would help a lot too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I appreciate it.
                My current Oxford Bible gives a history like you mentioned on each book, so I'll see if they did one for the Quran, I found it immensely helpful.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Be also aware of abrogation, that Muhammad's later commands overrule any previous one's that contradict it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait so if it's not chronological, that means that some earlier stuff might be correct over later?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes its not written chronologically but each sura was delivered by muhammad over time (he delivered them orally to his followers). You need to find out when each sura was delivered to know if it is abrogated by other suras, or if it abrogates others. Typically the more violent ones are the most recent.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Allah Allah that's complicated, no wonder I was told to read with footnotes.
                I'll look around for a good guide to it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So why aren't abrogated (i.e. overruled) suras deleted, or put in a kind of appendix?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Quran was spread with war and babies, not by itself. It's super short though so you may as well read it

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the best thread to ask this
    Did Jesus get bitches?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Bitches" are worldly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah okay, but did he get bitches or not?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He loved St. Mary Magdalene.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Christianity? You know every faith was told by the Monad's listerners Christ poped up because the demiurge was such a shit all his people were filth because he doesn't care about the quality of souls he just wants quantity. Monad knowing that the aeons are quality and the demiurge was quality knew that souls need to be able to understand THE PLAN. Monad made Christ to screw up the maths of the Demiurge so we can break free of the cycle of the demiurge's maths.

    Debate me, children of perdition

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rewrite that in a legible comprehensible form and I would love to debate you.
      Right now I just literally can't understand what you typed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing that's not right is the capitalization, smoothbrain.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And let me guess: christianity happens to be the religion of the majority in the place where you live, and your family and many of your friends are christian. How convenient for you that the one true religion happens to be christianity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christianity is just the extremists who only follow jesus. Jesus' story is true no matter the faith.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Judaism is true, Christianity isn't.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    your journey has just begun friend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is this, mormonism?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Outer Darkness
      I didn't realize Tolkien created Mormonism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't realize Tolkien created Mormonism.
        Tolkien is true history, so...

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Digging all the Mormonposting

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    He was there for me, this whole time.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elaborate please. I have longed to wholeheartedly believe, but fear is no true substitute for faith, y'know? Doubt besets me.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its one of the least likely religions on Earth.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Praise Christ

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which one?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christ is king

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