>Guy performs a basic act of kindness like asking me how my day was. >I instantly fall in love

>Guy performs a basic act of kindness like asking me how my day was
>I instantly fall in love

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    average troony behavior

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a gay bottom

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not for long

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're gonna be trooning out

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do you have 2 images of him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's very relatable

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        short dumb and acts before he thinks?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Also a bottom

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            just because he's short doesnt mean he's a bottom but i gotta say he does overcompensate with the sword

            Asta is a top with a bottom physique and personality
            He's very manly though and a role model for bottoms like myself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >bottom role models are fake anime boy
            OH NO not like like this!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And what about it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            idk, did i make you blush with embarrassment?
            I just want to tease you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bottoms don't have many real role models because we're always getting oppressed and not taken seriously... We're just as capable as tops though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >doubt

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's the truth, you guys are the real dummies

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >rolls you into a blanket burrito

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            L-let me go! Stop! Please I'm sorry 🙁

            >tfw no smart and capable bottom to call a dork and wrestle around before fricking him

            Not fair! You're taking advantage of me... Just because I'm small doesn't mean you can bully me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >pokes your cheek
            so much for that big brain you yours

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            W-well, I have trouble concentrating when you're teasing me...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >ruffles your hair
            then stop concentrating and admit defeat!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Just because I'm small doesn't mean you can bully me
            That is precisely what it means, dork. Come here i want to ticke you and lick your face.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            O-okay

            uh, I WIN! which means YOU lost!

            But... I thought bottoms always won... we're superior to you dumb lugs after all

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            brawn beats brain. now I will proceed to parade you around while you helplessly dangle in that felt burrito like a trophy piece!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jerk. But, I kinda like it when you manhandle me... So, maybe don't stop for now?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            did he get the riding crop yet?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Idk, I stole these photos from that thread. I'm not Oirish

            I mean same. You're a little nice to me, show me a little kindness or affection, and I basically have to ghost people lest I end up following them around like a needy stray. Unfortunately I am also a giant man, so few people would actually like this

            ?? Big men are hot, anon!

            this works better then i imagined.
            I can cuddle and kiss you, mess with your hair, all without you squirming away.

            U-um, I like your kisses but maybe you're abusing your strength a little, you dumb oaf...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            silly burrito boy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a burrito!!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            would you prefer the nick name BB or Bubu as your new name my cute burrito treasure

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, I like Bubu better
            Uh, I don't know if I should tell you this but, you've succeeded in getting me very aroused. I'm gonna jerk off to your teasing and imagining you as my boyfriend. And maybe, also, imagining you inside of me...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            mission accomplished.
            you should get your boyfriend to help you tho

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm single... I have no one
            I wish you were here. You're so incredibly hot. You know how to treat a bottom right. Anyone would be blessed to be your boyfriend

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Some people find big guys hot, but they all tend to want me to be super dominant and masc and despite how I look I'm not like that at all. I've had a lot of people think I'm their dream FUB only to find out I'm basically a lovey-dovey service top

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lucky for you then.
            I can tell you i am one who would love you mush you into the covers. we exist

            I'm single... I have no one
            I wish you were here. You're so incredibly hot. You know how to treat a bottom right. Anyone would be blessed to be your boyfriend

            I got news for you, i ain't hot maybe next life though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well, you say that, but I'm about to cum in your honor. Imagining you loving me. Imagining you fricking me. So in my mind you are very, very hot

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            tanks anon that makes my day

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I wish you were my boyfriend. You're a real stud, anon. I am so attracted to you right now. I wish I could feel the touch of your lips and your wiener pulsing inside of me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you are so cute when you say things like that.
            i just love listening to your little stifled moans. do you feel good yet?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I felt good the moment you started talking to me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            are you playing with yourself right now?
            you should orgasm soon, seeing your o-face makes me want to hold you tighter.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I came to my mental image of you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for talking with me 🙂
            You will find a lovely boyfriend in the very near future. I wish you all the best handsome anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I want to believe, thanks anon.
            glad I could help you with that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Most people want a lovey-dovey service top; I certainly do... the guys you're talking to are probably a little bit mentally ill. And also dumb if they can't see you're what they need

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this works better then i imagined.
            I can cuddle and kiss you, mess with your hair, all without you squirming away.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw no smart and capable bottom to call a dork and wrestle around before fricking him

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            need so bad

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nope, a bottom

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          just because he's short doesnt mean he's a bottom but i gotta say he does overcompensate with the sword

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And yet I get ignored whenever I try to actually talk to someone and get to know them a bit 🙁

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you block me 🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't block you. I removed you because you dumped me suddenly, I really liked you, and it only hurt to talk with you further since it wasn't going to work out. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I am not angry at you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you find somebody you are a really kind dude

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you 🙂 I think you are a good person as well and are much too hard on yourself. You are attractive inside and out so you will have no problem finding someone to love and cherish

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks. Same goes for you I wish we could be friends again

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            We can be... do you want to add me again? To be honest I thought you had gotten tired of me so if you do want to talk again I'd be super happy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you 🙂 I think you are a good person as well and are much too hard on yourself. You are attractive inside and out so you will have no problem finding someone to love and cherish

          This became oddly wholesome. Why don't you two unblock each other and talk about this like grown ups instead of ghosting over perceived burdens?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't block you. I removed you because you dumped me suddenly, I really liked you, and it only hurt to talk with you further since it wasn't going to work out. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I am not angry at you

      wew, this thread got very personal

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >girl giggles at my joke
    >instantly fall in love

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >girl shows me slightest amount of positive attention
      >imagine our lives together as a married couple

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >girl shows me slightest amount of positive attention
      >imagine our lives together as a married couple

      >girl compliments me and smiles
      >thrive off of that memory for years

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >guy touches me in any way
    >i daydream about it for years

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get DM'd by a guy about anything
    >brain: "wait is he trying to get with me?"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Offer to gag on his tip

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you're not real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually a sentient AI...

      >ruffles your hair
      then stop concentrating and admit defeat!

      And if I do, what happens then?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        uh, I WIN! which means YOU lost!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gets a lot of positive male attention
    >begins to crave it like crazy and actively seek it out
    >has one singular bad interaction
    >self esteem fricked, cry for an hour and want to lay down and die
    >begin craving painkillers and cocaine, don't want to feel my face or my feelings
    >buy other shit instead because I'm trying so very hard to be a healthier person
    Existing is stupid, and it's fricking tiring.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean same. You're a little nice to me, show me a little kindness or affection, and I basically have to ghost people lest I end up following them around like a needy stray. Unfortunately I am also a giant man, so few people would actually like this

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You two are adorable

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