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>GUL'DAN CHEATS

>GUL'DAN CHEATS

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Greatest movie ever made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a worthless sack of shit and should have a nice day. It was kino, everyone agrees except for you annoying contrarians.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. revising history

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, the movie was rated higher than Lord of the Rings when it came out. It wasn't before you trolls came and review bombed it that the score went down. Talk to anyone they'll say they loved it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If humans were CGI too then maybe it wouldn't have been as shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just because you enjoy the taste of n-word fecale matter, doesn't necessarily mean the rest of us do
          movie was crap
          cease the cope and accept the truth

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I accept that the fact that the movie is flawless and easily the greatest film of this generation.
            Here,

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            the new capeshit movie came out, that's probably more your speed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Awful production value, the realistic orcs move like crazy frog and the green screen is visible in half the scenes. Also it failed to follow a story that is basically a baby's version of LOTR.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not a single word of this is true anon. Youre trying too hard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Weak and pathetic bait.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't go that far but I do genuinely love this movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a worthless sack of shit and should have a nice day. It was kino, everyone agrees except for you annoying contrarians.

      It was pretty good. Humans should've been full CGI too, though.

      Isn't Gul'Dan some granpa wizard or something? Why is everything shredded in the Warcraft universe?
      I remember playing WoW and only Undead and Gnomes weren't ripped

      Gul'Dan cheats. You read OP's post to get here, I know yuou did.
      >why is
      Because that's the way it is supposed to be. Try going out and running from a wolf mount with a sack of potatoes hanging from your midsection. It ain't happening, too unrealistic.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Horde fags are 90% of WoW's fanbase
    >make the Orc the good guys
    >it fails miserable because they're literally not the good guys and this whole narrative feels like pushing woke diversity bullshit
    >Hordefags seething ever since

    Horde = AIDS and n-words

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie failed because it was boring and hard to follow and the Garona romance was cringe
      No one said “WHY ARE THE ORCS GOOD?!”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orcs and Humans have always both been the good guys in the story. They have corrupted factions within them that twist the world but as Thrall and pre fel orc lore shows neither group are inherently evil. Just an other

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking any Warcraft after II is canon
        kek. Zoomer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you make stupid posts? Even in those ones orcs aren't evil, fel is. You dumb larping zoomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thrall is THE protagonist of Warcraft.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alliance has n-words now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alliance has always had browns and blacks and super tans
        >"in order to show you how diverse we are we're going to make everyone as black as midnight"
        fucking racist tranny rapists over at blizzard need the gas and the rope.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in hearthstone they turned paladin into the class with all of the black characters now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cariel? her hero card is good but they nerfed her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gotta get those ESG points

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        L O L

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where do black and asian humans even hail from in Azeroth? They have no fucking cultural identity. They are just there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its even more odd when you remember humans are descended from Vrykul, which are nordic themed and most are white barring the metal skinned ones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Larimaine Purdue
        Another redhead lost to negrofication

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not surprising considering the modern wow devs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ted Bundy wasnt special or smart
          >he was just white
          >implying within all white men lies the potential for tremendously brutal and savage violence
          >and also enough swaggering charisma to slicken any sluts gash and drop her panties at hypersonic speed
          top kek. but yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does her tweets make me hard?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ted bundy wasn't smart
          ...he literally was, though?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the implication shes making are that the qualities ted bundy possessed are latent within all white men. she doesnt actually realize the meaning of her statements. she thinks shes saying that all white men are rapist murderers, but what shes actually saying is far worse and even more based.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so it's nothing like an old blizzard cutscene?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was kinda retarded tbh

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Gul'Dan some granpa wizard or something? Why is everything shredded in the Warcraft universe?
    I remember playing WoW and only Undead and Gnomes weren't ripped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orcs are buff no matter their age, I believe. Or they dwindle at a much slower pace than humans.

      Gul'dan was perhaps the single greatest mortal Warlock in recent history, so his decision to go full physical was a bit silly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Id imagine being buffed by the Fel enhances his physical strength as well so he was counting on that alone to overwhelm Durotan, however Duro was a warrior his entire life and out skilled Gul'dans raw strength which forced him to cheat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is old but he's also absurdly buffed by the Demons he's working for. In the games he's never been depicted as anything but a hunched old malevolent-looking warlock but it's not hard to believe that he could stand toe-to-toe physically with Durotan at the time period that the movies take place in.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warcraft and its consequences have been a disaster for the fantasy genre.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong. It is the most childish sort of 'humanity fuck yeah, so badass, our planet is the most important planet of all'. Only the mortals of Azeroth could stand against le Titan, eh? No one else in the universe?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't even how the lore for war raft plays out. Dranei and Orc are from Draenor. Elves and trolls are essentially descended from God's. But either way, it's not just azeroths it's also draenor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This isn't even how the lore for war raft plays out.
          You haven't been present for the latest expansions, have you? Illidan is Sargeras' jailor or something now. Le Pantheon was always le dead or something. Sargeras is basically hyped as fucking Galactus. Stabs a planet with his planet slicing sword.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >still following retail lore passed burning crusade
            ishygddt

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I stopped, I just occasionally come across it. And it looks very bad. I stopped playing a third into Wrath of the Lich King, and I much preferred it when the Titans were off-screen ancient aliens left mysterious and otherworldly. Azeroth never had to be this important place.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Since we are on topic, what even happened in shadowland? I haven't followed the story since the first patch.

            alliance has n-words now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >what even happened in shadowland?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Orcs are ugly, and so are black people, which is why it's time to stop using orcs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What is this from? Looks hilariously racist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                extra credits

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I played up to legion. Which is irrelevant because of all the races that hold actual relevance, 2 are not from azeroth, 3 are from azeroth and 2 of those 3 are descended from literal God's. So your assertion that "only azerothoans....." is false. n-word

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Humans matter only, retard. Why do you think 40 year old human mages can equal or surpass 10,000+ year old elf or draenei mages? Azeroth is le most important planet of all.

              Fucking idiot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >only humans matter
                Wrong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >God's
              Gods

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The human being practical and the orcs being CGI killed it. These Orcs look like they could tear a bear in half and they're getting killed by humans it was totally unbelievable. In the universe the humans are jacked as fuck killing machines too.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >average modern wow player

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They unironically used the level up sound in the movie
    absolutely based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the murloc sound effects too. the movie was strange, it was both based and terrible at the same time. its a shame we'll never get the rest of the story of the wars between orcs and humans and then followed up with the fall of Arthas and the rise of the Lich King and the ruination of Lordaeron. that would have been pure fucking kino

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only person that wants a movie about Sylvanas?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I the only person who wants a movie about nuKerrigan after they just spent five years revolving the entire plot around her?

        i think her story sounds the most interesting but i admit i never even played the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          according to my wow friends whichever tranny blizzard employee has been doing the writing for the last 5 years has had sylvanas as his fanfic waifu and its all sickeningly bad even for warcraft standards

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the guy even made his own oc romance sylvanas

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly based. Imagine being paid a large salary to write shitty fanfics about your OC and waifu and forcing thousands of people to watch your fanfic narrative play out because they have to in order to progress the game lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds pretty gay and so do you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I the only person who wants a movie about nuKerrigan after they just spent five years revolving the entire plot around her?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst part of the movie was they dangled incredibly busty night elves right in front of us without ever devoting any real screen time to them

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love non futa female draenei

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