Greetings /x/! My designation is TK-421 and I am a time traveler from the not so distant future. I'm gathering information about the state of your timeline and conciousness.
In your own words, can you describe how you feel about your timeline's progression? Is there something you want changed? Would you visit an extinct animal zoo? How did you feel during the Solar Flare Event?
Forgot to say, you should all know that yes, everybody in the future is named after obscure Star Wars characters. It's just this thing we do. Also, I am a gigantic fagot.
Fuck off with your larp, attention seeking as an adult is just pathetic.
Which solar flare event? The sun has been uppity but I didn’t think we got THE Solar flare.
Overall it sucks here. This timeline is not fun.
>How did you feel during the Solar Flare Event?
fully charged, literally
>The sun has been uppity but I didn’t think we got THE Solar flare.
Interesting. The temporal coordinates must have been distorted. I'll check back in a few weeks from your perspective.
>Overall it sucks here. This timeline is not fun.
Ah, that is sad to hear. Well don't lose hope just yet, the wheels are already turning and the cards will be in your favor. Of that I am certain.
Godspeed! Hang in there, Anons! 😀
All of your dreams can come true!
When the sky changes, don't be afraid. It's a sign that things are on the right track.
why do all the time traveler larpers always start the threads with
>Greetings
Well it seemed profession and not too formal, but also respectful
this timeline feels sad. I feel like I never fit in with groups. I work good alone. use to play and enjoy music, cant really pay the bills doing that
Neckyourself
What gooning tech is available in the future
Time travel can't change the past anon it creates an endless paradox that can never logically begin
As far as I know, you are *technically* correct. Which is why I said
>the state of **your** timeline
It's more complex than that, but yeah.
Everything you've ever dreamed of.
no
Stop existing
If you're REALLY from the future than tell us what'll happen in the future. When will humanity have their first official government acknowledged contact with aliens? Who's going to win in 2024? When will the Ukraine war end and who will be the winner?
To answer your question some people think that reality is actually just a simulation and that we are all just a bunch of sims. If this is the case then I think that the nerd or whoever is in charge of running the thing must be messing with us.
Your future will be slightly different from my past, so your mileage may very:
>When will humanity have their first official government acknowledged contact with aliens?
Can't tell you the exact date but it will be all but undeniable by the end of next year. You might even see me or my allies on your news broadcasts and podcasts! Like in person not just grainy videos.
>Who's going to win in 2024?
Joe Biden won in my timeline. It was a decisive victory as well.
>When will the Ukraine war end and who will be the winner?
That unfortunate situation was very sad and drawn out. It carried on even AFTER full disclosure event, but I'm hopeful that your timeline will actually be more proactive in stopping it. Fwiw, there does seem to be more political will to stop Russia from doing anything drastic.
Russia won but felt like they lost, but those feelings healed quickly and peace won out in the long run.
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To answer your question some people think that reality is actually just a simulation and that we are all just a bunch of sims. If this is the case then I think that the nerd or whoever is in charge of running the thing must be messing with us.
>Your future will be slightly different from my past, so your mileage may very:
>>When will humanity have their first official government acknowledged contact with aliens?
>Can't tell you the exact date but it will be all but undeniable by the end of next year. You might even see me or my allies on your news broadcasts and podcasts! Like in person not just grainy videos.
>>Who's going to win in 2024?
>Joe Biden won in my timeline. It was a decisive victory as well.
>>When will the Ukraine war end and who will be the winner?
>That unfortunate situation was very sad and drawn out. It carried on even AFTER full disclosure event, but I'm hopeful that your timeline will actually be more proactive in stopping it. Fwiw, there does seem to be more political will to stop Russia from doing anything drastic.
>Russia won but felt like they lost, but those feelings healed quickly and peace won out in the long run
noted
Fuck off, timenagger.
Larping isn't allowed on the board.
Well, /x/ it's been fun. I'm taking a break from posting for a bit, but here are some songs that might assist you during these times.
Take care of yourselves, and each other.
-SGR