LULZ / TV & Film

Grand Master Luke Hid Rey

New Leaks from “Shadow of The Sith” - Luke’s Jedi Order was on Ossus, it was very large, Corran Horn was there and Luke is the one who hid Rey Palpatine with Lor San Tekka.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This lmao
      Grow up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consume Corporate Plastic Products

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Sequels killed my interest in star wars

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like they are retconning the Sequels. Now:

        - Luke knew of and helped hide Rey
        - Luke’s Jedi Order was pretty large and had multiple generations of classes and included big names from Legends (Horn)
        - Ben is a Jedi Knight who was left in charge while Luke went on New Republic missions
        -Luke and Ben are actually really close
        -Ochi comes out of the closet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Disney is starting to realize the sequels suck? Baby steps, I guess.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Disney knows millions of people are pissed off with the decisions made in the ST and the way the lore was trashed. They literally have to fix this time period or they’ll be a dead brand forever

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do comic word bubbles emphasize the wrong words

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess they don't really give a shit about a cohesive story so long as it makes a buck.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cohesive story is hated
            It has no value, so change it. There's no artistic value to objective garbage

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sequel Trilogy
            >cohesive story

            The Sequel Trilogy was the most disjointed, chaotic mess ever created. If anything, all of these new changes are massive improvements to what we got.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >If anything, all of these new changes are massive improvements to what we got.
              Yeah. They have to show that Luke isn't a complete failure to make any of it work anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They have to show that Luke isn't a complete failure to make any of it work anyway.

                Correct. They need to fix Luke. As goes Luke so goes Star Wars. Disney needs to restore most of his achievements and power or nobody will come back for post ST content. As it is, Disney Wars is struggling to keep their much smaller fanbase in line. They won’t survive like this unless they change the ST lore to make better sense

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Disney needs to restore most of his achievements and power or nobody will come back for post ST content.
                Yeah. That's why I think they're decentralizing everything in the retcon. Go out, help people, and settle in to pass on your expertise once you're ready.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Objectively good

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What’s objectively good?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >- Luke’s Jedi Order was pretty large and had multiple generations of classes and included big names from Legends (Horn)

          uhhh wouldn't there be a bunch of them running around then? why didn't they help la resistance?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody helped the Resistance until the end of Episode 9. For all we know they were in exile or imprisoned somewhere

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >uhhh wouldn't there be a bunch of them running around then? why didn't they help la resistance?
            What if the New Jedi Order is decentralized and they were ordered to make their own temples elsewhere after a while?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ochi comes out of the closet

          What.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it’s 2022, Chuderino. Let Ochi live his life

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn’t this Snoke image before they made him a clone or does it still apply? They can’t even get his backstory straight

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think after but I don’t actually know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Sequels killed everyone’s interest in Star Wars. It was a brand/ franchise destroying event. It sounds like this book is actually doing some things right but you always know that Kathleen Kennedy is just around the corner…ready to attack and humiliate Luke again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no one cares.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This lmao
      Grow up

      Consume Corporate Plastic Products

      I hope every single Star Wars fan commits suicide.

      Take your meds weeb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Opens thread and replies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp. not in the movies, dont care. these supplemental materials exist to attempt to fix what disney fucked up, none of it was planned.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares

      Holy fucking based

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Horn is dead?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know. He may have left prior to the attack.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      New Leaks from “Shadow of The Sith” - Luke’s Jedi Order was on Ossus, it was very large, Corran Horn was there and Luke is the one who hid Rey Palpatine with Lor San Tekka.

      Who?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope every single Star Wars fan commits suicide.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck are the characters? Luke I know. Who’s Ray and Lorsan arepa and so on?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ray’s full name is Mary Sue Palpatine. And she learned the force in 5 hours because WOKE™

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, who did anything besides her and Kylo? I guess Po would be the closest to a character.
        >That was totally shat on by Rian and Admiral Purple Hair

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That image was dumb considering Luke was the leader on echo base and Han was leading that very squad on Endor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you not know lor San tekka? He was the old guy in the first 3 minutes of TFA WHERE kylo says "look how old you've become"

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing after ROTJ is canon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      battlefront 2 tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i meant chronologically

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shadow of the Sith is a forthcoming adult novel by Adam Christopher

    it's just a novel by some soi author, not anything real like a movie or game

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else get anxiety reading these books because it's just word on a page and none of it is real or really happening or am I just autistic

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who still pays attention to star wars after 1999 is a loser and possibly child molester.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ossus
    >Corran Horn
    >Lor San Tekka
    Why does nu wars have such terrible names?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corran Horn and Ossus are old EU things.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol. They retcon lore the way they want in books and comics, to shit on their own book lore again in the next movie. The Star Wars franchise is garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Park is learning from Star Wars, the last movie felt like watching tros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There will never be a more hilarious obvious retcon to a central part of the story in film history than Kylo telling Rey her parents are nobody then telling her "well they chose to be nobody."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >retcon old EU stuff
      >so you can just pick its bones for your lifeless garbage
      Corran Horn was one of the premiere badasses of the EU and Luke's New Jedi Order. theyll make him some cucked retard and kill him off since he isnt in the sequels, where they could have used the services of a Jedi Master.

      Jurassic Park is learning from Star Wars, the last movie felt like watching tros

      yeah TROS and that last jurassic park movie are total garbage from the same dump heap. once they destroyed the island and head to that mansion i couldnt stay awake. and the end devolves into a scooby-doo chase thru a mansion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Corran Horn was one of the premiere badasses of the EU and Luke's New Jedi Order. theyll make him some cucked retard and kill him off since he isnt in the sequels, where they could have used the services of a Jedi Master.

        Right. Corran Horn needs to be side by side with Grand Master Luke on missions, in essence be his Lancelot to Luke’s own King Arthur. Maybe after many years they have a falling out (look up what happened with Lancelot and Arthur) and Horn leaves the order to travel the unknown territories

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          luke, corran and kyle katarn need to go on some absolute bro tier jedi master adventures

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >luke, corran and kyle katarn need to go on some absolute bro tier jedi master adventures

            If anyone other than Kathy Kennedy ran Star Wars, we’d have already gotten it by now.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE LAST JEDI WAS SO FUCKING BADF

    911 HAPPENED

    THE MCU WAS ALWAYS TRASH

    REY SUCKS

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Corran Horn was there

    I will be sure to never read anything about this because they're gonna fucking ruin my bro Corran.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already threw kid Corran into Kenobi.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, there's a con-man faking being a Jedi that's part of a network smuggling force sensitives and political enemies of the Empire to planets out of their reach that is introduced through a mother asking him to help her son Corran.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me when he hid the salami with rey.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rey, did I ever tell you that you were once my pupil? Yes, it is true. I knew you were a descendant of the Emperor so hid you away on Jakku, where you would be safe from his reach. We also wiped your memory with the force so you would not try to find us and so I could also hide away too. We were good friends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All those times you were raped in Jakuu as a little child? It was to protect you from the Emperor, he was a good friend.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao. Exactly. Star Wars is written by perverts on drugs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rey needs to have had a lot more training prior to the Sequel Trilogy- otherwise her skills don’t make a lot of sense (and makes everyone hate Rey). So whether Luke taught her when she was young and then somehow used the force to bury her memories until she needed them (like in TFA) or Rey was trained by the Sith Eternal as a child, something needs to be done to fix that 2 hour force mastery shit. It’s embarrassing and ruins the saga.

      Also, Rey needs a much better relationship to Luke to justify taking his surname. So that needs to be fixed too. Because right now it’s a punchline

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't save Rey's character with the help of training and shit. She is Palpatine, she will be forever, she can only enter the Skywalker family through Kylo - the last Skywalker and Vader's grandson - and nothing else.

        The Force itself bound the two. They are a dyad that is "stronger than life" and this is canon. After Kylo's disappearance, Rey's force sensitivity should also go away. Or she should be "pulled" to where Kylo is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Palpatines are only canonically half as powerful as the Skywalkers. So that doesn’t explain her skill. She needs training somehow

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Head canon post

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              George Lucas Canon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what they should've done and what I think the original plan was but then Johnson changed it. Still if they went this route a 5 year old Rey learning lightsaber skills equivalent to beat 18 year old seasoned Kylo Ren doesn't make sense.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Years after the fact they’re STILL releasing patches and bug fixes to the nu-trilogy.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I-I-I RECOGNIZE THAT CHARACTERRRR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >quoting redditlettermedia

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never get why they didn't have the premise simply be that Luke leads a new jedi order while Leia is like the leader of the new republic or something, then the new generation of jedi have to face some new threat. It just seems like the natural progression, and would make it really easy to introduce a few new diverse jedi without worrying about the backstop of them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make it really easy to introduce a few new diverse jedi without worrying about the backstop of them
      There's one other benefit: If Luke has to die, he dies with a serious legacy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red Letter Media and the Fandom Menace brainwashed Normies that they only wanted A New Hope rehashed. And that anything different is bad.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and all of this is pointless because of the sequels

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH BOY. I CAN'T WAIT FOR A YOUNG LUKE SKYWALKER SHOW CALLED "SKYWALKER" SHOWING HIM FIGHTING A BLACK LADY THAT COVERS 15 YEARS OF HIS LIFE AS YOUNG REY GETS INTO MISCHIEF.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So were gonna have Luke materialize on another planet with his cadet branch jedi are still around in the next movie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drinks seal titty milk
      >refuses to train Rey
      >teleports behind Kylo Ren
      >“see you around kid, heh.”
      >dies
      >“CLEAN IT UP JEDI JANNIES!”

      Kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luke was never there, he actually became one with the force years before. He appeared to Rey and Kylo and did only what he needed to which is why he vanished. All of the events of the trilogy really just happened in Rey's mind.

      Honestly, they're going to need to pull some kind of major retcon to get out of the mess Disney's bad writing got them into, and I don't think they can write their way out of it without basically just writing it out or rebooting it like they did with Clone Wars.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I DID 30 YEARS IN THE FUCKIN JOINT
    >I WANTED MANIGOTT, I COMPROMISED
    >I HEATED SEAL TITTY MILK ON THE RADIATORS

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's make a trilogy
    >Let's not plan out the story ahead of time though
    >Let's take it 1 movie at a time, see how it goes

    Brilliant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced the initial plan was soft reboot of Episode 4 with the Force Awakens, and then do a sort of loose adaptation of Dark Empire.
      Except "Last Jedi" fucked up everything, and then nobody cared about "Rise of Skywalker" which wound up just being a mess as it tried to fit in a ton of the originally planned content and solve the problems Last Jedi created like the "Resistance" having no military resources, and there being no clear bad guy, etc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Let’s reboot the most popular movie of all time that made $4 billion dollars, is the absolute lynchpin of the entire saga, and is beloved by tens of millions.. what could possibly go wrong

        This was their first problem. Nobody wanted a reboot. Everyone wanted a continuation of the Skywalker Saga. And if Kathleen didn’t feel like honoring the Original 6 films then she should have set her stupid movies 500 years after RoTJ and left them alone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone wanted a continuation of the Skywalker Saga.
          Lets face it, everyone who cared wanted an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy or the New Jedi Order. Either of which would have been easily doable for a company with Disney's resources. Kathleen Kennedy decided to throw everything out and just put no effort into writing up a coherent setting, overarching story that would make sense, creating characters that people would care about, or even at the most basic level that would be marketable.

          Disney could have been selling boatloads of "Yavin 4 Jedi Temple" Lego sets. Or stuff for little kids doing Jedi Training without the whole 'getting brutally murdered by Vader' baggage. Lego made sets based off of stuff that was only in the EU because of video games in the 90s and it sold better than the new Star Wars toys.
          500 years later might have been better, but even then its pretty clear the people in the drivers seat for the Disney movies just didn't give a shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lets face it, everyone who cared wanted an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy or the New Jedi Order. Either of which would have been easily doable for a company with Disney's resources.

            Correct, but they could still conceivably do both. Luke’s Jedi Order is apparently pretty big in this new book. And it’s on Ossus. So it does seem like Lucasfilm is actually trying to align Legends and Canon together. It’s like free money to do so too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lets face it, everyone who cared wanted an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy or the New Jedi Order. Either of which would have been easily doable for a company with Disney's resources.

            Correct, but they could still conceivably do both. Luke’s Jedi Order is apparently pretty big in this new book. And it’s on Ossus. So it does seem like Lucasfilm is actually trying to align Legends and Canon together. It’s like free money to do so too.

            >everyone who cared wanted an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy or the New Jedi Order.
            The actors are too old for those, but the writers actually ripped off elements of what came after, such as how Ben is Jacen Solo.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Animation
              >Recast
              >Deepfake
              >book/ comic series

              It’s easy enough

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, they might be flipping it around by putting Ahsoka in Luke's place... or they're both banging.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Disney could have been selling boatloads of "Yavin 4 Jedi Temple" Lego sets
            yeah they could have done tons of shit with a whole new generation of Jedi being trained by Luke, showing all kinds of padawans human and alien being trained under Luke and having adventures across the galaxy investigating the mysteries of the old jedi and sith orders. build your own jedi shit out the wazoo for kids, like Jedi Academy writ large.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was a great post on saltier than crait that explained that the reason the sequels were so bad was because they were never meant to be serious adult follow ups. They were meant to be YA movies in the vein of Hunger games, Divergent and so on. They even posted leaked instructions from the initial auditions for the characters instructing the actors to act like they were in that kind of a movie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's really no excuse, even kids know when you're not putting any effort into making a story make sense. Even with a kids or 'young adult' audience in mind Disney upper management should have made sure they had a solid story bible for the trilogy, and what the toys would be like for each one well in advance.
          The Clone Wars animated series for instance was clearly for kids, but had decent story telling, and was bearable to watch as an adult watching it with my 5 year old.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The Clone Wars animated series for instance was clearly for kids, but had decent story telling
            A lot of the political themes in that series would fly over adults' heads, let alone kids.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This isn't unusual for good content aimed at kids. You think that when I saw Return of the Jedi in the theater as a kid that I grasped its message about the dangers of religious extremism, or how violent resistance against fascist authoritarianism is justified and is often the only way to make progress towards a fair and just society?

              That's really the big problem with Disney's trilogy, they clearly gave no thought to the messages in it, other than what Chinese censors would object to.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I grasped its message about the dangers of religious extremism, or how violent resistance against fascist authoritarianism is justified and is often the only way to make progress towards a fair and just society?
                I definitely did, but The Clone Wars is way more complicated than even those messages. They even have an arc about bank nationalization.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bank nationalization
                which is what (((they))) fear the most

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You aren't as smart as you think you are

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ST won't get retconned until Kennedy is in charge on Lucasfilm
    and she will be in charge for the rest of her life because she has Disney execs by the balls with lots of incriminating material

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who still cares about star wars at this point?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's ruin everything
    BRAVO KATHLEEN

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they really think anyone cares to know?
    We already know the entire Skywalker family is dead but the Palpatine seed lives on.
    End of your hope, end of story. Fuck Disney.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We already know the entire Skywalker family is dead but the Palpatine seed lives on. End of your hope, end of story. Fuck Disney.

      I still can’t believe that they actually did this. Like not a single DFL person raised their hand at the story meeting and asked “what in the actual fuck?!’

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    disney SWINO is fucking shit.
    No one cares.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is my waifu Mara Jade?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will see her (pickrel.) in the next series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney's Thrawn Trilogy
      >Talon Karrde is now mansplaining asshole
      >Mara Jade, independent black woman, who is also stronger than Luke in the force, teaches sexist Karrde a lesson and brings the smugglers together under her control

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where she belongs, safe in the EU, never to be molested by the mouse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        …my god…somehow…a beautiful fate.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lor San Tekka

    Ah right Max von Sydow was in nu wars, doing basically nothing. Such a great use of an actor

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