going to private masseuse soon. how can I transition this into sex?

going to private masseuse soon
how can I transition this into sex?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You cant and you wont, frick off you virgin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong dude, is the idea of getting your body touched by a woman making u upset?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just get a Hooker if you want to frick?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wanna let my body initiate sex, not my wallet

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao, youre moronic if you think you can pull this off.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            bruh

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this has to be bait bro lmao you're fricken morbidly obese and think a masseuse will fawn over you so hard she'll just ask you to turn over and immediately squat on your wiener

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a literal fricking orc dude

            >https://voca.ro/1AtAZC665ogj
            yeah you sound like the typical fricking homosexual that would have all of these views
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            you're just like me man, I just choose to think with my wiener

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't transition this into sex. The masseuse does.

    If she's some sleazy low cost masseuse then a handy or blowy at the end is probably a given and she'll initiate it herself.

    If she's actually a professional masseuse then she won't do shit. Maybe she'll drop a hint at going out for a date if you're cute. If you're really hot and she's feeling extra horny maybe she'll touch your dick a few times and ask you if you want a happy ending. But don't expect this. If she's a professional masseuse she'll do her job and leave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if I slap her ass and say bend over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then you're getting the cops called you horny moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          for what dude
          I'm just inviting her to get rough fricked by good wiener, if she rejects that's on her not like I'm gonna rape her if she says naw

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being this much of an incel moron holy shit. No woman will ever want you, deal with that

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hard projection rn, what? have you even been even remotely rough with a woman before cuz if you have you'd see the massive difference in their sexual attraction
            confidence, wienery, jerk; get their pussy wild

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Quit LARPing gay. You're the one asking how to frick a masseuse, as if it's your biggest and only chance to get laid.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://voca.ro/1AtAZC665ogj

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >https://voca.ro/1AtAZC665ogj
            yeah you sound like the typical fricking homosexual that would have all of these views

            hard projection rn, what? have you even been even remotely rough with a woman before cuz if you have you'd see the massive difference in their sexual attraction
            confidence, wienery, jerk; get their pussy wild

            it just ain't the same
            I wanna dominate the prostitute who has a boyfriend or maybe even a husband
            I wanna make her cum
            what's wrong with this board? have men lost all semblance of masculinity?

            for what dude
            I'm just inviting her to get rough fricked by good wiener, if she rejects that's on her not like I'm gonna rape her if she says naw

            I wanna let my body initiate sex, not my wallet

            what if I slap her ass and say bend over

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >for what dude
            You can't just slap women's asses whenever you want, you idiot. How did you go through life not realising something.
            Have fun getting arrested for sexual assault.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            bro slapping a girls ass is flirting, that's like saying you'll go to jail for touching someone's hand
            sexual assault as a crime is pretty well defined, and ass slapping ain't it

            >I wanna dominate the prostitute who has a boyfriend or maybe even a husband
            >So I'm paying to get a non-sexual masseuse from some random girl
            What brain aneurysm made you believe this is the best way to achieve your goal?

            I'm already naked and radiating sexual energy so it should be an easy swap of my wiener into her soaked pussy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            alright homosexual, I'll try to explain this to you as clearly as I can
            she's a masseuse.
            it's her job.
            she's giving massages to dozens of people every single day.
            because it's her job.
            she's not gonna give everyone a fricking orgasm for it.
            you're not special.
            you're just another client.
            one of many.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            but I'm hot bro
            an absolute unit
            girls want me to breed them
            it's fun to push into places and mindbreak them

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            then why the frick are you on NSFFW out of all places asking for advice you turboBlack person

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            for courage and reminding myself that I don't want to end up like a weak boy sacred to tap a woman's ass I guess

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Slight hint of brown in skin
            Yep, you're an animal. Who woulda' thought

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they don't call it tall dark & handsome for nothing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The dark part is supposed to be the suit you're wearing, not your shit skin

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            sorry pale white, guys with a bit of sun baked their skin is the ideal

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Youre a fat c**t no offence

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yea but I've been lifting and working out hard which is why I need a fricking massage
            but I also need sex BAD so why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This has to be bait at this point. No one is this dense.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yea but I've been lifting and working out hard which is why I need a fricking massage
            but I also need sex BAD so why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone

            You look like a younger luis guzman fricking lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yea I get that a lot on this website
            strangely it's completely false and face blindness is a hard sign of autism

            This has to be bait at this point. No one is this dense.

            https://voca.ro/1cS8MwczIJah

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            At common law, every unwanted touching of another person is considered battery.
            Even outside of that context though, slapping a random girls' ass goes way beyond simple flirting. It can absolutely be considered sexual assault in some jurisdictions.
            Obviously it's okay if you do it to some prostitute you ordered or your girlfriend, because there's implied consent there. But doing it to a professional masseuse who is under no expectation that her client intends to engage in sexual acts is incredibly inappropriate.
            >I'm already naked and radiating sexual energy so it should be an easy swap of my wiener into her soaked pussy
            Please stop watching porn, you're embarrassing yourself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            obv u don't open with the ass slap, you get talking and moving it in the right direction, if it's taking you slap the ass and ramp it fast
            it's really not difficult, and people touch each other all the time during flirting, you just have to read how it's going bro
            idk what porn you watch; most of it is a woman being sexually aggressive and it's really unattractive shit

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pay a hooker to massage. You're already paying for the massage with your wallet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it just ain't the same
      I wanna dominate the prostitute who has a boyfriend or maybe even a husband
      I wanna make her cum
      what's wrong with this board? have men lost all semblance of masculinity?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I wanna dominate the prostitute who has a boyfriend or maybe even a husband
        >So I'm paying to get a non-sexual masseuse from some random girl
        What brain aneurysm made you believe this is the best way to achieve your goal?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you are a bad person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pussy pumps for bad boy wiener son

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't actually happen in real life,s top watching porn.

    Also I always ask for a male masseur because I go for therapeutic reasons. Last time I didn't specify I got a woman and it felt like she was just rubbing lotion on me for an hour. No it wasn't sexy, just a waste of time and money.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it happens all the time dude, you just gotta be smiling and winking and be jacked

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