going to private masseuse soon
how can I transition this into sex?
going to private masseuse soon. how can I transition this into sex?
going to private masseuse soon
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You cant and you wont, fuck off you virgin
what's wrong dude, is the idea of getting your body touched by a woman making u upset?
Why not just get a Hooker if you want to fuck?
I wanna let my body initiate sex, not my wallet
Lmao, youre retarded if you think you can pull this off.
this has to be bait bro lmao you're fucken morbidly obese and think a masseuse will fawn over you so hard she'll just ask you to turn over and immediately squat on your cock
I'm a literal fucking orc dude
you're just like me man, I just choose to think with my cock
You don't transition this into sex. The masseuse does.
If she's some sleazy low cost masseuse then a handy or blowy at the end is probably a given and she'll initiate it herself.
If she's actually a professional masseuse then she won't do shit. Maybe she'll drop a hint at going out for a date if you're cute. If you're really hot and she's feeling extra horny maybe she'll touch your dick a few times and ask you if you want a happy ending. But don't expect this. If she's a professional masseuse she'll do her job and leave.
what if I slap her ass and say bend over
Then you're getting the cops called you horny retard.
for what dude
I'm just inviting her to get rough fucked by good cock, if she rejects that's on her not like I'm gonna rape her if she says naw
Imagine being this much of an incel retard holy shit. No woman will ever want you, deal with that
hard projection rn, what? have you even been even remotely rough with a woman before cuz if you have you'd see the massive difference in their sexual attraction
confidence, cocky, jerk; get their pussy wild
Quit LARPing fag. You're the one asking how to fuck a masseuse, as if it's your biggest and only chance to get laid.
yeah you sound like the typical fucking homosexual that would have all of these views
>for what dude
You can't just slap women's asses whenever you want, you idiot. How did you go through life not realising something.
Have fun getting arrested for sexual assault.
bro slapping a girls ass is flirting, that's like saying you'll go to jail for touching someone's hand
sexual assault as a crime is pretty well defined, and ass slapping ain't it
I'm already naked and radiating sexual energy so it should be an easy swap of my cock into her soaked pussy
alright homosexual, I'll try to explain this to you as clearly as I can
she's a masseuse.
it's her job.
she's giving massages to dozens of people every single day.
because it's her job.
she's not gonna give everyone a fucking orgasm for it.
you're not special.
you're just another client.
one of many.
but I'm hot bro
an absolute unit
girls want me to breed them
it's fun to push into places and mindbreak them
then why the fuck are you on LULZ out of all places asking for advice you turbonagger
for courage and reminding myself that I don't want to end up like a weak boy sacred to tap a woman's ass I guess
>Slight hint of brown in skin
Yep, you're an animal. Who woulda' thought
they don't call it tall dark & handsome for nothing
The dark part is supposed to be the suit you're wearing, not your shit skin
sorry pale white, guys with a bit of sun baked their skin is the ideal
Youre a fat cunt no offence
yea but I've been lifting and working out hard which is why I need a fucking massage
but I also need sex BAD so why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone
This has to be bait at this point. No one is this dense.
You look like a younger luis guzman fucking lmao
yea I get that a lot on this website
strangely it's completely false and face blindness is a hard sign of autism
At common law, every unwanted touching of another person is considered battery.
Even outside of that context though, slapping a random girls' ass goes way beyond simple flirting. It can absolutely be considered sexual assault in some jurisdictions.
Obviously it's okay if you do it to some whore you ordered or your girlfriend, because there's implied consent there. But doing it to a professional masseuse who is under no expectation that her client intends to engage in sexual acts is incredibly inappropriate.
>I'm already naked and radiating sexual energy so it should be an easy swap of my cock into her soaked pussy
Please stop watching porn, you're embarrassing yourself
obv u don't open with the ass slap, you get talking and moving it in the right direction, if it's taking you slap the ass and ramp it fast
it's really not difficult, and people touch each other all the time during flirting, you just have to read how it's going bro
idk what porn you watch; most of it is a woman being sexually aggressive and it's really unattractive shit
Pay a hooker to massage. You're already paying for the massage with your wallet
it just ain't the same
I wanna dominate the whore who has a boyfriend or maybe even a husband
I wanna make her cum
what's wrong with this board? have men lost all semblance of masculinity?
>I wanna dominate the whore who has a boyfriend or maybe even a husband
>So I'm paying to get a non-sexual masseuse from some random girl
What brain aneurysm made you believe this is the best way to achieve your goal?
you are a bad person
pussy pumps for bad boy cock son
This doesn't actually happen in real life,s top watching porn.
Also I always ask for a male masseur because I go for therapeutic reasons. Last time I didn't specify I got a woman and it felt like she was just rubbing lotion on me for an hour. No it wasn't sexy, just a waste of time and money.
it happens all the time dude, you just gotta be smiling and winking and be jacked