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God I hate these subhuman, I wish Napoleon had exterminated every single one of them.

God I hate these subhuman, I wish Napoleon had exterminated every single one of them.
Imagine thinking you're the master race when your western neighbor best you in everything. EVERYTHING.

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    We both deserve it

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Napoleons Army was like 50% germans

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Led by an Italian
      Hmmm ...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Napoleons Army was like 50% germans
      And some garden gnomes, but he didn't like them very much.
      “The garden gnomes provided troops for my campaign in Poland, but they ought to reimburse me: I soon found that they are no good for anything but selling old clothes . . .” “Legislating must be put in effect everywhere that the general well-being is in danger. The government cannot look with indifference on the way a despicable nation takes possession of all the provinces of France. The garden gnomes are the master robbers of the modern age; they are the carrion birds of humanity . . . “They must be treated with political justice, not with civil justice. They are surely not real citizens.”

      “The garden gnomes have practiced usury since the time of Moses, and oppressed the other peoples. Meanwhile, the Christians were only rarely usurers, falling into disgrace when they did so. We ought to ban the garden gnomes from commerce because they abuse it . . . The evils of the garden gnomes do not stem from individuals but from the fundamental nature of this people.” (From Napoleon’s Reflections, and from speeches before the Council of State on April 30 and May 7, 1806.)

      “Nothing more contemptible could be done than the reception of the garden gnomes by you. I decided to improve the garden gnomes. But I do not want more of them in my kingdom. Indeed, I have done all to prove my scorn of the most vile nation in the world.” (Letter to his brother Jerome, King of Westphalia, March 6, 1808)

      1). Every big and small garden gnome in the peddling trade must renew his license every year.

      2). Checks and other obligations are only redeemable if the garden gnome can prove that he has obtained the money without cheating. (Ordinance of March 17, 1808. Napoleonic Code.)

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >germs
    >bad sometimes
    >frogs
    >bad always
    ill take the germ any day.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    You're so scared of us that you decided to shackle your feet to ours to ensure we never march against you again, thanks to which we now have the EU.
    You were the one who conquered all of Europe then got their shit pushed in.
    You were the one who fucked us with the treaty of Versaille out of pure pettiness.
    You were the one who caused all this.
    Your shitty jesuit revolution single-handedly ruined Europe.
    Thanks.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody will ever be scared of you eternal loser homosexuals with the biggest victim complex i have ever seen.
      Fuck, your entire sad post is one gigantic victimising of da poor victim kraut.

      Why are you people so fucking pathetic.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          based Frog, death to Krautland
          >tfw buying vodka with kraut tax money
          germshits are literally my slaves top kek

          Pathetic nation of eternal losers that are only capable of making themselves the victim.
          You motherfuckers are even worse than the hook nosed garden gnomes.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            well not everyone can be a glorious success story like the confederacy and it's present day lost cause, beer belly white trash adherents.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              good morning kraut

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                moin polacke.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how the poor germans will find a way to victimise themselves with the polaks this time.
                >Da bad poolaks took r jobs! We da victims

                Lmao

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                imagine being such a brainlet to believe that's the point of that image..

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah, every single thing the germans are doing is always about victimising themselves.
                No wonder you eternal losers never won a war, you keep crying instead of fighting, lmao.

                >90% of Wehrmacht surrendered in WW2

                Aww geez.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                we give disabled people a chance to integrate themselves
                now schrub the toilet matheusz

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                why would I dent you your food? how would you pay taxes for me then?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                i earn your annual income in one day, i can handle it.
                funny that the krauts are said to have a shit fetish but you are happy to become a plumber or a cleaning lady

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >i earn your annual income in one day, i can handle it.

                maybe 25 years ago, but now you're same poorfags xD

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                do not compare me with your relatives here in germany who are dependent on social assistance.
                you are a nation of creatures sitting in your own shit and screaming about how shit everyone else is.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        garden gnome detected

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody will ever be scared of you eternal loser homosexuals
        All of you are afraid of us. Always and forever.

        You're so scared of us that you decided to shackle your feet to ours to ensure we never march against you again, thanks to which we now have the EU.
        You were the one who conquered all of Europe then got their shit pushed in.
        You were the one who fucked us with the treaty of Versaille out of pure pettiness.
        You were the one who caused all this.
        Your shitty jesuit revolution single-handedly ruined Europe.
        Thanks.

        >Your shitty jesuit revolution single-handedly ruined Europe.
        >French Revolution
        >Jesuit
        What is this I don't even.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          For the Jesuit part it could be argued but still weird lots of thinkers like Voltaire and Rousseau in France which sorta led to the ideas of the revolution were raised by jésuites they hated them though so I dunno

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I kneel.
          Do it again, Kurt

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >JIDF opinion
        >intothebinitgoes.com/now

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Poles have undoubtetly the biggest victim complex in the world (apart from africans)

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    ok frog.

    not like you have bigger things to worry about in ur country.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ok Abdel

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Best us in everything.
    you best us only in importing noggers

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    based Frog, death to Krautland
    >tfw buying vodka with kraut tax money
    germshits are literally my slaves top kek

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Budget garden gnome detected

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        pay taxes kraut

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      pay taxes kraut

      good morning kraut

      based Pierre making food for germans

      Cringe

      moin polacke.

      Based

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hahah what a chad

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Based brother

      Budget garden gnome detected

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Cringe
      [...]
      Based

      Germtroons dilating

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Stanislaw, your country is and has always been a shithole.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Take the muzzie cock out of your mouth before speaking, fritz.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Cope.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Checked i wonder how much France’s contribution would be if you were to factor the amount of energy we sell under our own price to you because you wanted to ruin your country to the ground why in the world did you let that happen Hans every day when I look at my electric bill I want to kick Angela Merkel fat ass

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being proud of being the biggest contributor for a garden gnome/mutt empire controlled institution made to control you

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                france is the country in europe with the most gnomish people unironically

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Your country is litterally the founder of garden gnome York and one of the first to accept them dude

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Napoleone di buonaparti was a literal garden gnome lover
                He brought back garden gnomeloving in europe after so many years of antigarden gnome policies

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You still were the first, you even settle some of the basis upon which Bongland build it's own gnomish colonial empire

                Also, don't talk me about the garden gnome Republic, the French people never wanted it, it's the masonic elites influenced by Bongland and country like yours who fucked everything up in the first place

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                They only came here because they got kicked out everywhere else in europe, and we were blinded by the good trade and economic improvements they gave us
                We didn’t know about the things they did in Iberia, etc

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Slavn-word

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, is it National Seethe about Germany Day in Pooland today? What is it, Mondays, Thursdays and the rest of the time you bitch about Russia?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, while our old men fuck your women because they are whores and they need to flee their shitty country. Slavic ppl are the n-words of europe and the only reason u are allowed in here is because we are ruled by national traitors and garden gnomes. Wait till we find a fitting führer again, we'll give you a re-run of the last polish occupation.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >frogs versus jerries
    The continent is divided. All is well once more.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kek well done rosbif though I prefer it medium rare

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        No more frere wars.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Watch your mouth homosexual

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      based Pierre making food for germans

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >another germany thread made by a butthurt frenchie
    Froggies and Poles can't stop obsessing over us because deep down they know that they're inferior.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Its you homosexuals posting Poland hate threads everyday. Its first germ hate thread this month and you are already acting like a little bitch

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Shut your whore mouth Jeanette. You didn't win 1945, mericans won, same as 1918. You lost 1870. You lost in Algier. Lost in Vietnam. Weren't even allowed to start in Egypt. Did you even win anything since Napeleon? Fucking surrender monkey.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gott strafe France.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The Spanish are a good people.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frenchs deserve to dissapear from the earth, same for bongs. You dick suckers sinned against the natural order of the world, you attacked it. The replacement in your countries is just divine punishment. and don't really affect other european countries since your union and stupid ideas are the ones dragging the rest of the continent with you

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Based, this 2 homosexuals fuck everything up, they could keep the garden gnomery for themselves, but nooo, 18th centuries homosexuals xielite thought degeneracy was based and look at us now.

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Give us a little more living space or Lebensraum and we're fine.

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >your western neighbor best you in everything
    Britain?

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    ive always had an affinity for germans, my great, great, great ancestors who came here to america reportedly knew some germans. ever since finding that out, ive felt a special connection with them.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek that's pretty much what every american says to you if you tell them you're germon.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      you dont have connection with germans them you are mutt from florida

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        this is a picture of your average polish male, unedited

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        you'll never be a real American anon

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Hogan is an Italian

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            he's literally a mutt from florida

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    No meanie
    Is okay germs I don’t 8 you even though you weird and your humor is not funny also I like Bavaria and Rheinland cool place and cool guys

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >at least we're not speaking German

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Jeeeeesus
      Its time to pack my stuff and leave.

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Loads of meanies here I’ll go since you don’t like me I’ll eat my baguette alone no croissants for any of you

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    interesting sentiment

  21. 7 days ago
    :)

    Imagine being Germany. Imagine you finally manage to negotiate a pipeline directly to your country. Imagine the happiness over finally letting the EU avoid the "feed Ukraine for being in the way" tax. Imagine the spreading hope of normalization of relations between the EU and Russia. Imagine all of the excitement for a future full of peace, cooperation, economic prosperity, and growth. Imagine the satisfaction over being the government that my have finally stabilized East West relations to the point that NATO might become an after thought. Then Imagine your supposed biggest ally the US moves military forces into you country, declares Ukraine will join NATO, demands Russia keeps using the pipeline through Ukraine, threatens you into abandoning your basically completed pipeline, and then asks China to help take down Russia in what might become WWIII. Imagine Russia responds by attacking Ukraine, and in response to that the US forces you to abandon all business with Russia, and even threatens you into GIVING Ukraine military equipment. Your economic future looks grim, your sovereignty is a joke, there is now war in Europe, and there might be a third world war. Why did it all happen? It happened because you actually believed NATO was a mutually beneficial cooperative organization that wants peace, and international financial institutions are mutually beneficial cooperative organizations that would let you achieve that peace through capitalism.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    same anon same
    I also hate German barbarians, they don't deseve anything. They deserve the inflation and high prices tho

    German barbarians don't know how to have fun, they are biggest racists, they ignore you, they are sociopaths.

    there is no reason to like Germans, there is lot reason to hate these sschioz

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >They deserve the inflation and high prices tho
      >roach speaking about high prices and inflation

      Ok...

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        kek, in 2 years you will not afford banana

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Ein mal mit alles und scharf, bitte.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha cope homosexual

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Germs are albino n-words mixed with garden gnomes and their "land" should be glassed.
    Except east "germany" (west Poland), of course.
    That belongs to Us.

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    there was an ebay auction some time ago for an original french ww2 riffle, description said 'never used, dropped ones'
    cant find the link anymore though

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      German humor, everyone

  25. 7 days ago
    Adherent of the Repeating Meme

    >Imagine thinking you're the master race when
    Freemason eurogarden gnomes named Rothschild own your nation?

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >your western neighbor best you in everything. EVERYTHING.
    Not in cars or WW2s just for start

  27. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine thinking you're the master race when your western neighbor best you in everything. EVERYTHING.
    Your are definitely not the western neighbor you're talking about. Except when it came to importing n-words, at least krauts had the decency to import semi-civilized humanoids, instead of those baboons, chimps and other native french species.

  28. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Germans are deeply obsessed with shit. Because Germans are not having children as a form of racial self-punishment, many young German couples instead have dogs to fill their pointless lives. Thus, they allow their dogs to shit freely in public without disposing of it, as is their German birthright. To most non-German men, this would of course be a public nuisance.

    >Ah! But to a German, stepping in another's unattended dog shit is, in fact, a treasured delight! It is an opportunity to admire, analyze, inspect and, most importantly, to sniff a loaf of fresh, warm shit from a stranger's dog's ass - the highest pleasure of Germany psyche. A German will grin with delight as he smells and inspects the various kinds of shit which have accumulated in the treads of his boot at the end of a long day.

    >To further this delight, he will only shit into a toilet where the shit falls onto a small shelf, so that he may admire the shit after he has delivered it, and so that the scent of his shit will continue to linger on in home, for his other German companions to smell, admire, and analytically comment upon

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true, tho, that you don't collect after your dog ?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        No, this whole thing is a mutt meme ("wypipo don't do this and that xdxdxd") so it's mutt projection.

  29. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Based.
    France should've been given everything west of the Rhine after WW1 and everything east of it should've been destroyed.

  30. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >France
    >best at anything
    You baguette n-words don't have the slightest clue of engineering, your nuclear power plants near our border are so broken they could blow up at any moment

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >your western neighbor best you in everything
    I guess, you even gave up better than we did!

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes, I am french. How could you tell?

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    We're not really neighbours with Germany.

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    Stale pasta

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rent free, swarthoid mutt
    Your women loved them

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I know right the dutch a such better people than the hubristic french or germans

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That’s more like it. Kneel to your superiors, medshit.

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dude ethinic Germans will die out in less than a century, no reason to kick them while they're down

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, we'll wave you goodbye once we go up to heaven.

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Napoleon
    Corsican gnomish manlet fraud

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why you dislike us so much, just as you did 80 years ago. No self-respecting German aver claimed Germans were some kind of "master race". I hope that you will change your mind, friend.

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically, Europeans will never unite.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why would we? We're as different from each other as we are from n-words

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The only recognizable thing of your n-word infested shithole was built by german Gustav Eiffel. Now go back to trying to steal german companies and tech with EU help n-word.

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the french. Germanics are superior.

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