>go on date with 6/10 foid from Tinder. >she won't decide on what she wants to order

>go on date with 6/10 foid from Tinder
>she won't decide on what she wants to order
>order strawberry shortcake for both of us
>she kind of stares at me autistically
>think she wants to say something
>she extends her fork and takes the strawberry off my cake
>starts laughing like she thinks she's cute
>I say nothing, just death stare, like picrel
>I finish my cake and end the date early
>she's still texting me
What the fuck is her problem?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Sage

    You're fucking retarded for going on a date with a woman

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she has terrible social skills, but she's a woman so she thinks its okay. You can do better, so find someone else because she will only get worse

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely brutal. You must be in so much pain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mugi why the fuck would you do that

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are a fucking loser stay alone forever and hang

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the op image a childhood photo of the infamous indianapolis fedex facility shooter Brandon Scott Hole?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because op is a fetal alcohol syndrome ridden retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because OP can't tell one Hole from another.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>go on date with 6/10 foid from Tinder

    I'll be honest, I stopped reading there. I don't care about your Chad experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't care about you, and it's so important you know I don't care I'm announcing it
      Cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I did it it! I pointed something out something completely obvious to try and put someone down.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>go on date with 6/10 foid from Tinder

    first anon thats honest with the girls hes wheeling

    most anons say 8/10 or some sht

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who would believe if a robot says he gets to date a 8/10, and tbh 6/10 isn't bad.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she was probably nervous, dipshit.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she won't decide on what she wants to order
    you should have power bombed her through restaurant table for coming to the date unprepared

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pull out dick and squirt a load of cum right onto her cake in response
    >sit back down and keep staring at her
    this is the true chad move but you cucked out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot Id eat it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not hot when a tranny like you slurps cum.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Stormy

    kek. people actually go on dates with complete strangers

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Stormy

    i have to know a Woman for awhile before i feel comfortable asking her out on a date. oh well

    • 2 weeks ago
      ENTJ

      I would probably run away from you too tbh haha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Stormy

        oh my goodness, still mad.
        >hell hath no fury like a Woman scorned

        • 2 weeks ago
          ENTJ

          Im sure you get no fury from women either haha I can keep this up all day nigga

          • 2 weeks ago
            Stormy

            dancing to your own tune

            • 2 weeks ago
              ENTJ

              Oh thats right sorry you werent invited to this prom 🙁

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                stay obsessed, i dont know you

              • 2 weeks ago
                ENTJ

                Women dont wanna know you either 🙁

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                Fake anon please stop, I cant watch you being tortured like this, for you own safety

                why are you on my nuts, hoe?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You wont win against him just be the bigger man and walk away

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                >him
                lol. that's a PMSing W*man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude youre getting raped by a normie thats pretty sad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                that's an interesting headcanon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fake anon please stop, I cant watch you being tortured like this, for you own safety

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of the time a girl disrespected me on a date by putting her whore lips on MY glass of whine. I got up towards the end of the date to go to the "restroom," paid for my food, and left. She is not going to disrespect me and then make me pay for a meal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was trying to flirt with you stupid nagger
      >muh whore lips
      if you think she was a whore then dont date her LMAO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it flirting by drinking after a stranger? I don't like that shit. It's disgusting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when you date a girl you kiss her anyway dumbtard, it indicates she's not disgusted by you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is such a shitty way of flirting, seriously. I feel like the only idiot here is her with that attempt of being a "signal".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Stormy

      she was trying to flirt with you stupid nagger
      >muh whore lips
      if you think she was a whore then dont date her LMAO

      >tfw two Women bait each other with LARP
      lmoa

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Stormy

    >people unironically go on dates with complete strangers
    awkward

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Newfag here, entj namefag's mother fucks naggers

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    strawberry shortcake for both of us
    >>she extends her fork and takes the strawberry off my cake
    >>for both of us
    >>my cake
    I read this as you ordered one shortcake to share and you are just that much of a fucking giga-autist, but re-reading it's ambiguous as to quantity ordered.
    So maybe only mega-autist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Both of us" --> "each of us"

      Op ordered 1x Strawberry Shortcake for themselves, and 1x Strawberry Shortcake for their date.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women can really act completely retarded and out of line but think it's cute because simps let them get away with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Stormy

      it is cute - to their simp. but not to a complete stranger

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just do all these things you aren't thinking of
        sigh. when will they learn? you can only do flirty stuff if you genuinely feel a connection.

        tough to do with complete strangers

        >complete stranger
        You keep using that phrase incorrectly but you sound dumb. A girl you are on a first date with isn't a complete stranger. A complete stranger is the guy behind you in traffic. Hope this helps!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Stormy

          >oh but we texted a little bit, so we arent complete strangers
          ya ok

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Google the words "complete" and "stranger" maybe that will help you understand more. Good luck!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Stormy

              >hey i dont understand how emphasizing something works

              would you meet someone from LULZ cus you posted with them a few times? they are complete strangers, expecting true chemistry with complete strangers is pure copium.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >date
                >from LULZ
                Has nothing to do with the definitions of words and your lack of comprehension but if those are the risks you like to take

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                it was a hyperbole, to make a point. do ya get it yet, complete stranger?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't work in this context, a girl you are on a date with isn't a stranger, much less a complete stranger

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                Yea she is a complete stranger, if you met her on tinder and decided to meet up after a day of texting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A complete stranger is someone you don't know from adam

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                >reeeee you wont spoil first dates with complete strangers i've met from the internet for me!
                whatever, complete stranger.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >complete stranger
                There you go again. Willful ignorance at this point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                again, its called hyperbole. the difference between stranger and complete stranger is minute. hence, expecting genuine chemistry with complete(hyperbole) strangers on a first date is laughable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Complete stranger isn't someone you've ever spoken to. I wouldn't even call a girl you are on a first date with a stranger. You don't know a stranger's name, phone number, and you don't make dates with them. This isn't hyperbole this is just you being incorrect. Are you ESL?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                it is hyperbole because i am admitting that i am exaggerating with the complete stranger bit, but only to make a point that there isn't a meaningful difference between stranger and complete stranger.

                its not that i am ESL, you are just butthurt i ruined your first date expectations with my cynicism.

                lel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there isn't a meaningful difference between a stranger and a complete stranger
                A girl you are on a date with isn't a stranger in any capacity

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                yes she is because the premise is:
                >first date you met on tinder
                THAT is basically a complete stranger (hyperbole warning).

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>she's still texting me
    >What the fuck is her problem?
    Her problem is she's still texting a loser like you.

    You could have done any number of things to use her attempt at being playful to move the date forward, eg: quickly take her strawberry, pretend to be mad, then smile nicely and feed it to her. If something like this didn't increase her attraction then maybe you could consider not having a second date.
    But really, tossing a tinder date is for after you nut inside her, not some sperg retard shit over a strawberry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Stormy

      >just do all these things you aren't thinking of
      sigh. when will they learn? you can only do flirty stuff if you genuinely feel a connection.

      tough to do with complete strangers

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like you have depression

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a Chad thing to do OP. I'm very proud of you and this story has warmed my heart.

    I'm of course assuming you left her with the bill...

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>she extends her fork and takes the strawberry off my cake
    >>she's still texting me

    She is dominating you. Think about it.

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