>*gives you a job*

>*gives you a job*

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Also gives you cancer and AIDS
    I'll pass.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I posted the wrong image.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess, if you like working in a bank or some other boring shit, or slave away making games in Unity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as opposed to ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AI, engineering simulations, generative design etc. the cool stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gives you a job

      >gives you a corporate job

      >*gives you a job in the near future*

      >gives you estrogen

      >gave me a job

      >also gives you a job, but you waste it on $10 coffees

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>also gives you a job, but you waste it on $10 coffees
        I don't drink coffee, tea is king

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a job doing both of these
      C++ didn't get all of C#'s best features until C++20 with ranges and coroutines

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never have I even read a line of C++ before

      This every day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No Micro$hit technologies! Only FOSS!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DotNet is FOSS. GNU once tried to subvert it and make it authoritarian with DotGNU, but they gave up.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those jobs used to be pretty sweet, but in the last couple of years I noticed they tend to suck ass. what's left is mostly high-performance backend jobs, where you spend most of the time fighting fucking k8s and diagnosing what could be broken between 20 different microservices, written in 20 different languages, by 20 different pajeets. you are left with maybe 10% time for actual C++ coding. I fucking hate the state of modern software development. things used to be so simple 10 years ago.
    I guess there's still gamedev (which sucks ass too) and embedded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and embedded.
      Which also sucks ass (yes I find embedded mostly boring and incredibly fucking tedious)

  4. 2 weeks ago
    rustcist

    >*gives you a job in the near future*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*is forgotten in 5 years*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Chud

      As a transsexual prostitute?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate that this monstrosity is gaining steam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        since when

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          since they started using it in linux kernel. its market share is still insignificant compared to C++.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're a bit daft, aren't ya? Don't get me wrong here, I really don't see the point of Rust but you are a drooling mongoloid, yeah? Only a drooling mongoloid would compare the market share between apple & a garage startup.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it is what it is anon. I am sorry it hurts your feelings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the type of job that Rust is creating (FAANG backend, kernel dev, etc.) requires a lot of intelligence and/or top tier college connections. The Rust jobs for average people (crypto startups, other shitty startups, webshit for some fucking reason) suck dick, unfortunately.

      >*gives you serenity*

      I keep forgetting this exists, it looks really interesting. But it doesn't seem like it'll ever see the light of day in the job market. So as a language for hobby projects, is it better than Odin?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've not tested Odin so I have no idea how it compares. Might give it a spin for AoC. I like the comptime metaprogramming & hot reloading in the beef IDE though, very useful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's one company I know of that do use beef in their game(s) but yeah, it'll probably stay hobby tier for a while. i work with .NET & C but my personal projects are all beef.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in the near future
      Just like nuclear fusion; two more decades

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the job in question being a transsexual onlyfans e-whore

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gave me a job

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are a couple of languages like that
    >C++
    >Java
    >C#
    >JS
    I'd add Python, but I don't think there are that many jobs coding just Python. it's more of a companion language, kinda like SQL.
    also, languages that won't give you a job:
    >plain C (without C++)
    >Rust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PHP still aswell, wether you like the language or not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most PHP related works I've seen have to do with WordPress or Drupal, not pure PHP programming.
        But that could be said about all programming languages imho. Simply learning a language won't land you a job. We've to memorise a bucket list of tools and frameworks made for them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is where you are wrong.
          t. Working for a casino that uses PHP almost for everything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pls get me your job

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, the most expensive jobs creation program in the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >language evolving is... le bad!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >evolving
        It's like saying a tumor is evolution

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so by that logic,
          you are implying that C++ was shit from the start.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > *gives me a blowjob*

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not so much a job but a specialized job, for better or worse. c++ shit that isn't legacy usually means whatever is getting built needs to be performant and deterministic and has requirements that generic languages fail at. can be much more interesting as a result. it's almost always paired up with technical domain knowledge that's just as important if not more than c++ itself. at least that's the feeling i get.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C++ is bloat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good, i like them thick.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*gives you serenity*

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did it all for you, LULZ.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>*gives you a job*
    If you have 5YOE.

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