Give me one reason why I shouldn't buy this.

Give me one reason why I shouldn't buy this.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't afford it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modern trucks suck to drive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lolololololl
      Holy frick this board gets more stupid each and every year

      Right, cuz old trucks with flawed suspension geometry and solid front axles were so great to drive!

      A modern Silverado has superior drive dynamics and is smoother than the 8 series and S Class benz from that 90s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >A modern Silverado has superior drive dynamics and is smoother than the 8 series and S Class benz from that 90s.
        You need to be 18 to post here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        W124 Benzs handle pretty nice, actually

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually rented one from uhaul to move some furniture(just needed a bed, not a whole box truck) and was shocked at how smooth the ride was and how sting the engine felt. I’m used to Toyotas(sequoia, tundra) and see why people give them so much shit for being clunky and underpowered. Of course I expect the Toyota to give me 250k with no drivetrain problems. I’m sure GM trucks will need some preventative maintenance if not a new transmission to hit that point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH COMFORT
        I don't care
        It's too fricking big. I can't see out of it, and the interior seems smaller then my 05.
        I want to drive a truck, not a luxobarge suv with bed on it.
        I want to feel the road. I want to hear the engine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you're a child and rode in a poorly maintained German car and assume they just felt like that. I see what's up here.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be unemployed in a few years.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there isn't one. It's perfect
    >fast
    >practical
    >sound gud
    >comfy
    What more could you want?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you find a shimmer of taste deep within you.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GM

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it comes with manual as standard then go for it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally too fricking big. You do not need a vehicle that is so absurdly proportioned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. It will become cumbersome. Every errand you run youll have to account for your gigantic ass fricking vehicle fitting in a parking lot. Unless youre in the middle of nowhere frick that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. It will become cumbersome. Every errand you run youll have to account for your gigantic ass fricking vehicle fitting in a parking lot. Unless youre in the middle of nowhere frick that.

      You gays have clearly never driven a trugg or full size SUV. Driving a car that big makes every thing easier as poorgays and douche bags in sports cars flee in terror of your massive grocery getter. Nobody cuts you off in a Superduty unless they’re in an even bigger lifted superduty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >driving a huge, cumbersome, ugly, inefficient, poor handling vehicle because you're afraid of people in riced shitboxes cutting you off
        Big trucks are for people who need them to haul shit, and for pussies. If you are not the former, you're the pussy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll drive what I want. Don’t even own a trugg but it’s a fact that they are the easiest vehicles to navigate all but the most cramped city streets since people will naturally give you a wide berth. Pedestrians walk out in front of riced shitboxes all the time and expect them to stop.
          For trucks they stop and cower in fear.
          Even bimmer drivers shudder seeing truggs because they instinctively know the driver is probably drunk, and has a gun in the car, and they have nightmares later on about the repair bills from a minor collision with some jacked up RAM.
          They are called mall crawlers for a reason. They are the perfect vehicle for navigating rural and suburban roads and even most modern urban ones

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are you fricking gay?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kys yuropoor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know the concept is foreign to you but you can just own things because they are big, cool and fun. Not everything has be done pragmatically you little b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My boss just bought one. It's bretty nice. Don't be a b***h and get the 5.3, get the 6.2.

      They're not that big IRL you pussy. If millions of women can drive them you should be able to too.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GM

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GM

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Needs 6 wheels not 4

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >GM shill thread
    Go away commie

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like them, especially that new 2023 interior. But do you own a nice house or at least a nice downtown condo? Otherwise you'll look like a nig rich dipshit in an $80k rig

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not the superior AT4

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do it, they are based. someone has to supply the used market

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gmc
    just get the chevy version

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Ram's rear suspension

    otherwise there is literally no reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The magneride on the GM's is pretty close and you don't have to deal with a piece of shit Hemi.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just make sure it's 4WD otherwise don't buy it.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is boomer spec chromed out becoming more appealing to anyone else? i feel like the blacked out look is getting played out quickly. looking at Tundras lately and this 1794 trim looks patrician to me.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has no practical use. The bed is tiny and you are wasting money on gas much higher than most people. Not to mention the price tag. If you need a truck to move stuff around, buy a shit truck and just drive a sedan to get around daily. It's a complete waste of money and why a lot of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you homosexuals say this same shit in every fricking truck thread? Do you not understand that trucks are not just work vehicles in America? Truck are no longer trucks. They're sedans with beds. It's perfectly acceptable to daily drive one without ever putting anything in the bed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because not everyone lives with their parents like you. Some of us have mortgages and aren't trying to pick up bro hos. Unless you're moving shit around or driving offroad, you look like a fricking loser who lives with his parents driving those things

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe some of us don't have $200k in student debt and can afford nice things????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you cant afford a 40-50k vehicle that is a pretty good jack of all trade vehicle with good resale value you might be doing something wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only people I know with these frickhuge trucks are tradesman, and home owners.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Canyon

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you could buy a cowboy ram instead and actually enjoy your life instead of lifelessly driving a soulless "office truck"

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There literally is no reason. They’re awesome. Here is the company truck being used for work, as it’s supposed to. I will have no eurogay whining about how we don’t “need” trucks.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >made in mexico
    >horrible reliability
    >horrible transmissions

    if you're dead-set on buying GM crap and you have the money to burn on a Denali, why would you not buy a 2500 which costs around the same and is a much better vehicle in every way?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah, and no rear locker. spend $80k on a 4x4 truck and it has no rear locker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It likely has the G80 auto locker. Like it matters anyways. These are just commuter vehicles. Nobody will be doing any real 4x4'ing with them. Most people just use the 4x4 to get the holeshot in the winter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          theres just no reason to buy these when GM heavy-duty trucks exist for almost the same money and without all the problems

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The 6.6 gasser is pretty far from problem free and you're still dealing with a slightly beefed up version of the "whiplash" troony found in the GM and Ford half tons. 3/4 tons also aren't going to ride as nice as a half ton. I would say get the half ton if you're going to lease or a 3/4 ton if you plan on keeping it. I would still pick the 7.3 gasser F-250 over a GM.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Toyota Hilux instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does that do 0-60 in under 6?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Toyota.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GM

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