Girlfriend deletes boyfriend’s level 80 WoW characters before raid But is it real?
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a steaming pile of poop trying to pass itself off as an “authentic look at uncensored anger,” but thanks to this lovely video clip, we can all laugh at the idiot smashing his computer in a rehearsed fit of rage after his girlfriend supposedly foiled his cigarette-smoking late night World of Warcraft raiding session.
Our resident audio expert jacked up the sound right before rage boy took a swipe at his computer, and this is what we heard his inner voice saying:
“NO!! MY GUILD LEADER WILL HAVE MY HEAD IF I MISS THIS RAID!!! BLIZZARD WILL RESTORE MY ACCOUNT COMPLETELY IN A DAY OR SO, BUT I MUST SMASH MY FLAT SCREEN IMMEDIATELY!!! ARRGHH!!!!”
A note to all those in a relationship with a World of Warcraft player — simply deleting their account will do you no good. If you truly want to get them to stop playing WoW, you’ll need to hook an authenticator up to it, blow the authenticator up with some C4, delete the characters, burn the physical install disks, and take some comprising photos of your loved one that you can use as blackmail if they even think about calling Blizzard to restore their account.