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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What an entitled b***h. This is what happens when you feed somebody’s ego for a whole decade, they think they are immortal, invincible and that they’ll never die.
    My estimation of penaldo as a man just fricking plummeted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      name one goat that wasn't a borderline Psycho or an autist... There are none
      Whenever they paint one as a normal person they're women beaters, low key racists or pedophiles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pelé was pretty normal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they all have massive massive egos, some are arrogant and express it, some don't express it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kaka and modric seem pretty level headed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >modric
          >good

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Probably the lowest iq post I’ve seen all day, and I spent time on Fhite earlier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My estimation of penaldo as a man just fricking plummeted
      wow really? have you been a sleep for 10 years? he's always been like this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He had the luxury to act like this when he was at the peak of his career. Up until the last season even, he could say he was one of the most goal scoring strikers of the epl, which was iffy, considering the overall performance of man utd, the way they played was revolved around him, because he couldn’t run, so its obvious that he was going to take all the glory as people only care about the end product (goal) instead of the whole process, which is the difficult part, to getting to that goal.
        But this season, both in man utd and in portugal, just proved that hes an anchor dragging the team down and its about time he realized that his time has come.
        The fact that he still thought he could play in chelsea or bayern in his 40s while having this atrocious season just tells you everything you need to know about his delusion.
        Not to mention his interview with piers morgan, which was just a shot on his own foot since man utd started playing way better once he left.
        Truly KWAB

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          did you expect him to do some soul-searching and stop being a smug c**t because of his age and shit season? that's some next level naivete. he's never gonna be humble. it's the reason why, despite his quality as a player, he was never my cup of tea as a player. players like him and neymar are too stupid to see what's in front of them. I rate players like frank lampard and roy keane, not step-overnaldo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Keane is also a different kind of moron and a hypocrite

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how does that make him entitled?
      he hires somebody for a job and pays him shitton of money for it.
      if he can't do the job, why would he still get paid?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hes entitled to think a move to chelsea or bayern was feasible at this point of his career

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no it's not. that's dumb and semi unrealistic, but it has nothing to do with entitlement and it still doesn't explain why shouldn't he demand anything he wants from his agent, and this is the point of that whole story, not where he wanted to play

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >but it has nothing to do with entitlement
            It does
            >believing oneself to be inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment.
            By the definition of the word.
            He can also demand for his agent to teach him how to fly, doesn’t change that he’s entitled for not realizing whats realistic and whats to be expected

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what special treatment, you moron?
            joining a club is a special treatment? you're actually moronic

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thinking he deserves to join chelsea and bayern and getting mad when they reject him and blaming his agent is called entitlement. If you don’t understand this simple explanation then you’ll never get it, untermensch

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Thinking he deserves to join chelsea and bayern and getting mad when they reject him and blaming his agent is called entitlement.
            he just left the team much higher in the same league than chelsea, but somehow he doesn't deserve a place in that team, even tho it's known for making stupid deals and having unlimited money xDDDDD
            >untermensch
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
            AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
            HAA
            HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he just left the team much higher in the same league than chelsea, but somehow he doesn't deserve a place in that team, even tho it's known for making stupid deals and having unlimited money xDDDDD
            Really? Great “argument”, polack
            >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
            The real funny thing here is that theres no way of knowing if Im brown, black or blonde and blue eyed germanic with my flag, but I know for a fact that you are a low IQ slavic monkey. LOL

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i'm embarrassed for your mother

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The article literally says they were interested? Can third world monkeys actually read?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Well, it turns out that Bayern Munich and Chelsea FC were at the root of the problem because those were the only destinations that Ronaldo wanted to move to — and neither club was supremely interested in the Portuguese legend despite numerous rumors.
            No they weren’t. Do I gotta teach your own language to you, amerilard monkey?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            > Chelsea owner Todd Boehly had initially expressed interest in taking Ronaldo, only to be met by opposition from then Blues boss Thomas Tuchel

            From the source of your street shitting article.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >According to James Ducker of the Telegraph, Chelsea have distanced themselves from the signing of Cristiano Ronaldo, even with Todd Boehly's interest in the player
            Chelsea’s interest isn’t Todd Boehly’s interest you dumb moron. Notice how you are not even mentioning Bayern anymore LMAO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >they think they are immortal, invincible and that they’ll never die

      This. These guys think they will live forever, nothing bad will ever happen to them and they are not of this earth

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KWAK (Kek What A KWAB)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >KWAK
      best beer ever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not my favorite of the belgians but the meme glass is fun

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Incredible that he was KWABOTY 2022, yet his 2023 might be even more KWAB

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GIMME CHELSEA
    GIMME BAYERN
    GIMME EUROPE
    OR YOURE FIRED

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who did ronnie piss off? It’s like he’s the center of a humiliation ritual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He dug his own grave

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >For years, he was obsessed with Messi's salary at Barcelona, until he cornered Josep Maria Bartomeu at an awards ceremony, along with Mendes, and questioned him: "How much do you pay him?" "I can't tell you, but it's more than double what they pay you," the Barca leader replied.

    >From this difference he also claimed Mendes or reproached Florentino Pérez , until he ignored his agent: "If you stay in Madrid, you will win two more Ballon d'Ors." He now he can only earn money.

    Kek lol

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why exactly Chelsea? They are rivals just like your cities, your arsenals, your liverpools
    And to think there's a chance Bayern ever want to sign you, it means he lives in a superbubble.
    It's very sad that he declined so hard.
    The irony is if he had right attitude, ManUre would be in a tittle race next season for sure. Or even in this one. He needed to be more easy with everyone and to realise that it requires a huge work to make this club a top contender on the biggest stage again. But it's also understandable, he went through dark times in his personal life, and the club has its own sins too. Would be kino if he ended up winning a prem this or next season, being the symbol of dragging club out of decade of shit to the top again. He could use that card forever and easily cope with Messi's success. But what happened in reality is grim af.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chelsea were the only major European team slightly interested in him in summer due to their moronic American owner

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally the gayest, most fake source imaginable

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not betting the farm on based Ronaldo making a Brendan Fraser-esque comeback next season at a top club

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And why would they want him then when nobody did through two transfer windows?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's his best friend. He was by his side for the last 20 years. His entire adulthood. He's the godfather of his first born son. Let that sink in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Ronnie only keeps friends who serve a purpose to him then. It's a weird fricking world of his own making that he lives in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he only likes yes-men around him. his former agent (by some accounts the best football agent in the world) bent over backwards to try getting him what he wanted. but the delusional diva had none of it. in the end his PR manager or some shit got the 30M commission for the al-nassr deal. no wonder so many people dislike this twat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What purpose does he serve

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can be done with someone professionally and still be friends with them. Calm the frick down achmed.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Buyern want another aging striker? Shouldn't they be looking at someone younger who can rotate with Tel?

    Chelsea's transfer policy seems moronic enough to do something stupid like this especially if they can ditch Aubameyang's contract but it seems like they want to use shenanigans to borrow against the future to get a full rebuild done now. You'd surely want to sign some young player to some stupid 8 year contract and hope they turn into the goat.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't he just accept the inevitable, reduce his wage demands and playing time demands and go over to the MLS? He'd still get playing time and presumably he'd probably actually add to how much money he makes off of advertising and image rights. He can't seriously be hurting for money so getting some stupid wages is just ego rather than needing one final payday.

    Beckham did it and stayed as a complete brand far after retiring. Cronaldo should be able to do something similar.

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