>gf says I opened her drink and took some
>I know for a fact I didn't
>we live together so no other culprit
>this isn't the first time it's happened
>find it hard to believe that she'd forget she did it
>yet she seems legitimately convinced I'm lying
Do people really "gaslight" this advertently?
Start doing what I do.
When I want to make it known that I've opened a drink, I rip the label off, so nobody else touches it.
If the label stays, you tell her to fuck off.
It's not about that. I am legitimately concerned this is an effort to gaslight me (in the actual dictionary term)
Just fuck her in the pussy whenever she tries to gaslight you.
Soon she'll become a pavlovian dog and start doing silly shit just to get a good dicking.
she has dementia
Or OP has dementia
the real twist is that OP does have dementia but he's also his own girlfriend
Sleepwalking, or alcohol, or weed?
Nope. This happened shortly after we got back from grocery trip. Neither of us drinks regularly and none of us touches weed ever
It was already open at the store and you didn't check before buying?
I'm interested in why your assumption jumps straight to gaslighting, as opposed to any other reasonable explanation. What is going on in your relationship more broadly that gaslighting makes the most sense to you?
>any other reasonable explanation
Nigga, there's only TWO people in the house. The fuck is another reasonable explanation? That a bunch of dwarves come out at night and fuck around with their soda? Fridge gnomes?
Listen to yourself, you dumb fag.
That you can't see reasonable explanations is evidence you aren't in a position to be giving advice. Sit down and let the adults talk
what reasonable explanation are you talking about fucking retard. he didnt drink it, she is convinced he did. maybe she has brain damage? maybe it was already opened at the store? who gives a fuck. the problem is she doesnt trust him and isnt taking his word, and if she knows the truth then she is lying for some reason. shit testing?
>let the adults do the talking
tell me how i know you arent an adult, you sound like such an annoying homosexual. my reasonable advice is kys with haste.
>what is another reasonable explanation?
>"UHMHMHMHM WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SIT DOWN, LE ADULTS LE TALK"
You retarded mongoloid donkey, the only reasonable explanation is that either he or she drank it. There is no other person there to be able to drink it.
Either explain a third option or fuck off back to eating crayons.
>so what if I did?
When my wife "accuses" me of stuff I didn't do, I just take it and tell her to do something about it if it bothers her.
ALWAYS be escalating things when dealing with 3D humans. Always, in every situation. A girl looks at you in the bus? Go at her, talk to her, touch her, kiss her, always escalate things. Someone says something ugly, make a scene, get mad and angry.
But always do it to humor yourself deep down. Be 100% serious outwardly, but laugh at them inwardly. It's the only way to make this plane of reality bearable
The only logical conclusion to this is that your house is haunted by a thirsty ghost
Call your local parish and make sure a n official legal representative of PepsiCo is present during the exorcism
Good luck!
It was me (heh heh)
When she says you opened her drink, you say that she is goddamn right you opened her drink, and that in a relationship you share things and that means having sex right now (with consent)