getting isekai'd

god please stop lurking for a while and open a portal through my screen i wanna get isekai'd so bad
give my magic staff and a flying carpet

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't your blog loser

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pdate] [Auto] 1 new post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still isn't your blog, loser

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bump

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If my thoughts controlled reality I would be rich, powerful, attractive and young it's really that simple because that's all I ever fantasize about about being. My reality is controlled by a consciousness that is separate from mine and hostile to mine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's so deep brah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's objectively true idiot. You tell the same retarded lie constantly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think you don't deserve it, that's why.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is definitely not true. I genuinely believe that being the sole frame of reference for material reality and only persistently real person in the world means that I should be living a desirable life. I believe that even being forced to exist in a world at all means that I should be living a life that I would enjoy because that's the only way to justify forcing me to exist but I genuinely believe that being the only real person in reality means that I should have total control over my reality not just a desirable life.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    God

    >02/02
    Lol wtf for? You’d just be a neetcel all over again in the new world too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally just like Kazuma or worse

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least Kazuma has a harem whether you like it or not and a rich, ultra-masochist pervert of a noble woman girlfriend to do naughty things with.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's all talk
          she's actually kind hearted and shy on the inside

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reminding me just how much of a best girl Dustiness Ford Lalatina is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She literally has an orgasm from taking a hit in the anime

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              read the manga
              she gets all serious when she's around nobles and beats the shit out of Kazuma
              but yeah eventually she falls for him

      • 3 weeks ago
        God

        Lmao right. Half the fags who fantasize about being isekai'ed would be hikikomori in any incarnation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          op

          >02/02
          Lol wtf for? You’d just be a neetcel all over again in the new world too

          fuck off
          open the portal

          • 3 weeks ago
            God

            Lol fuck off and go be the god of your own reality. I owe you nothing in this one.

            • 3 weeks ago
              op

              help

              • 3 weeks ago
                God

                You want something for nothing, something without any effort on your part? Lol do you figure me for a communist or a liberal? My final hint for you before I fuck off from this thread: whatever you want for yourself in your next world, prepare and train for it in this one. The results won't come in your current life, but in the next one your stats are gonna be crazy high. Goodbye, anon-kun. Off I fuck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                op

                i have trained several years
                martial arts and meditation practices daily
                i even lectured myself in 4 different ancient languages to stimulate my brain with new ways of communication and abstract thinking
                what more do you want?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well shit... all you gotta do now is die and go on to another sekai.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You terrorize and abuse me if I even fantasize about being a powerful human you stupid retard.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look into Reality Shifting. Good luck sifting the wheat from the chaff, though.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >give my magic staff
    your dick broken too blind nohands buggerboy?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, let’s say I’m the very fabric of existence itself. Or at least a part of it. I STILL WANT TO DIE. I don’t want to reincarnate. I can’t handle the illusory nature of existence. I lived my life thinking it was real once upon a time. That’s enough for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      op

      i can't help you with that... i've died multiple times before, yet i'm here
      maybe attain enlightenment and dissolve with the rest of the universe

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna get isekai'd to a world with knight ladies and monster girls, where a male healer/cleric/medic/whatever is a highly desired thing.

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