>gets killed by a zoomer who dropped out of high school

>gets killed by a zoomer who dropped out of high school
What was Ryan thinking when he chose a fucking dinosaur for a mascot

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gets killed by a zoomer who dropped out of high school
    who

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fuck are you talking about zoomzoom

      look at the benchmarks
      Just look at them

      This was mostly done by one (1) mystery-meat genius who didn’t finish school

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://bun.sh/blog/bun-v1.0

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all things that matter are always done by one guy with divine intellect

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >drop out of school
        >make fake benchmarks
        checks out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look at the benchmarks
        don't even know wtf you're talking about

        Bun, a very fast Javascript runtime using the Zig programming language, released their 1.0 prod-ready version today.

        >web trash
        i sleep

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your delsusional if you think any kind of benchmarks, real or imagined, had anything to do with the fact that no deno was dead on arrival. it had nothing to do with how good or bad it is vs node but the fact that node is way too widespread and no one running a business gives a shit about stuff like memework benchmarks. its the same with react, its awful and there are tons of better alternatives for it but good luck convincing normie managers and ceos to rebuild their software from scratch because someone released some new memework.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would I use Bun or Deno over good old Node? like what's even the selling point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just tried porting my expres server to it, one outdated npm package needed to be updated but otherwise worked without any issues
      for me the biggest factor is simply built in typescript support so I can stop doing those annoying stupid slow compiles which slow down and complicate the deployment pipeline

    • 2 weeks ago
      bruce3434

      Bun is a meme, Deno has ootb TS support.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so does bun
        https://bun.sh/docs/runtime/typescript

        • 2 weeks ago
          bruce3434

          Yeah bun has no windows support so it's a meme.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            both are obvious memes, but bun is far closer to being something worth using.

            • 2 weeks ago
              bruce3434

              >Zero windows support
              >but bun is far closer to being something worth using.
              lmao I forgot this is 4trash.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good morning sir

              • 2 weeks ago
                bruce3434

                It's almost 4PM.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even worse

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek

                It's almost 4PM.

                you're not australian, you're a pakistani immigrant and invader. pakistani being poojeets under a different label.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>Zero windows support
                > implying we, mac-using webdev chads, care about it in the slightest
                You are weird.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Windows is supported under WSL2.
            If you code using Windows you are genuinely retarded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deno is a single binary. Can code straight in typescript.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bun is a drop in replacement that just werks™and faster also does typescript out of the box. that's enough reason to never touch node again.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Import from URL silliness everywhere
    >We won't support NPM packages... oh wait, yes we will
    >Just another flavored wrapper around V8
    >Silly useless "security" >Run again with --allow-net to bypass this prompt.
    >Which is required anyway in 99% of cases because JS is web-based
    >Doesn't solve any fundamental problems with the JS ecosystem
    >No CommonJS support for existing packages
    >All this, with no notable performance improvements and requires you to learn an entire new ecosystem that's poorly supported

    Deno was dead from the start, Ryan just making fundamentally bad decisions he had to partially go back on (like Node).
    Bun, on the other hand, doesn't have these problems. God Save The Bun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your delsusional if you think any kind of benchmarks, real or imagined, had anything to do with the fact that no deno was dead on arrival. it had nothing to do with how good or bad it is vs node but the fact that node is way too widespread and no one running a business gives a shit about stuff like memework benchmarks. its the same with react, its awful and there are tons of better alternatives for it but good luck convincing normie managers and ceos to rebuild their software from scratch because someone released some new memework.

      Yeah what the fuck was the point of deno? A part from taking advantage of the little boom that the mini PaaS (not sure it's the right term, but yeah) players enjoyed a few years back. Like I don't even understand the premise, it's like nothing that couldnt really be patched into node. And it will be just due to shear inertia. At least bun seems to try and differentiate itself (even if it might still be a meme), while retaining the actual strengths of node (npm package support). Deno did the opposite, like what the fuck were they thinking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah what the fuck was the point of deno
        Rewriting it in Rust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      self contained binaries and not having npm is a real improvement though. npm is so bloated it delays all your commands for a second for no good reason other than printing a header in your terminal and people are too stupid to realize it. I have removed the need for package.json from all my scripts and eventually I will switch when compatibility is better.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck are you talking about zoomzoom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bun, a very fast Javascript runtime using the Zig programming language, released their 1.0 prod-ready version today.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://bun.sh/blog/bun-v1.0

        >no windows support
        its shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          THIS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They just announced experimental Windows support today along with the 1.0 release, so you'll be getting that eventually, wincuck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yawn dont care, it's dead on arrival since having zero windows support on a 1.0 release means no one will seriously use it anywhere except gay startups. not interested in using an inferior alpha release for 3 years until they give up because "reasons". seen too many retarded ass projects who dont take windows seriously. Momentum is lost.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tsmt
              Releasing 1.0 and intentionally leaving out Windows tells you everything you need to know about how serious the project is.
              JSfags can't even maintain popular node libraries, let alone meme runtimes. Only a deranged fool would build their software on an infrastructure like this.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tsmt
              Releasing 1.0 and intentionally leaving out Windows tells you everything you need to know about how serious the project is.
              JSfags can't even maintain popular node libraries, let alone meme runtimes. Only a deranged fool would build their software on an infrastructure like this.

              nobody runs web servers on windows and for those weirdos who insist on windows for their dev machines they can just use wsl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you deploy on Linux but most people use Windows as their dev machine, and native tools are much simpler than VMs like WSL. And anyway, Node is not only for web development, it can be used as an offline scripting language, and it's pretty fast. It's also used for desktop dev with Electron. Portability is THE selling point of JS.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most people use Windows as their dev machine
                I have never met a web developer that (willingly) uses windows
                but yea baby steps, I'm sure there are use cases out there that Bun can't meet but it's still already superior to node in most of the more common ones

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares if it's done willingly, if the company gives them a laptop with Windows on it, they will use Windows, period.
                If I want to use a system in production, I look into how reliable and well-maintained it is. Alternative runtime libraries are often niche tech demos rather than production-ready systems, and there is a high probability of them becoming abandonware. These are objective facts. I'm not shitting on bun and deno, I'd like to see them succeed, but it is too early to tell if they can live up to the hype, and they should get their priorities in order and get actual users instead of gatekeeping 80% of devs. I would try it if stable 1.0 was available for Windows because I actually have a meme project that is ridiculously inefficient with resources.

                saying javascript is good because it's portable across OSes is like saying sodomy is good because it's portable across sexes

                >muh JavaScript...LE BAD
                Let's hear about all those wonderful frameworks and languages that can run on Windows, Mac, Linux, and the browser (I wish they made Node for Android and iOS), can create GUIs in a cross platform and sane manner, and are easy to develop in. Oh wait, they don't exist. There's no other choice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                windows compatibility just isn't an issue at all
                I'm sure there's plenty of pajeets using windows in India and the Philippines but 80% of backend devs in profit making enterprises are absolutely not using windows and the few that are have to be comfortable with wsl anyway since Linux is the deployment target 99% of the time
                docker for instance didn't or barely ran on windows for years and it's still an afterthought while it's completely taken over the backend world to the point where you're considered and amateur if you use bare metal anymore

                it's like complaining about a video game not releasing on mac, sure compatibility is a nice to have and there's a non-zero amount of users who care but realistically people spending money on games are on windows - but backend devs are not

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Let's hear about all those wonderful frameworks and languages that can run on Windows, Mac, Linux, and the browser (I wish they made Node for Android and iOS), can create GUIs in a cross platform and sane manner, and are easy to develop in. Oh wait, they don't exist. There's no other choice.
                then make windows-only apps. i do not care about your webshit naggery

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why make a windows only app when i can make a cross platform one?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. Linuxfags complain about devs ignoring them, then they complain when they get cross platform programs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no engineer worth a fart is going to stick around a company that forces their employees to use windows

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                saying javascript is good because it's portable across OSes is like saying sodomy is good because it's portable across sexes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares? Even Winfags deploy their webapps to Linux servers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          THIS

          yawn dont care, it's dead on arrival since having zero windows support on a 1.0 release means no one will seriously use it anywhere except gay startups. not interested in using an inferior alpha release for 3 years until they give up because "reasons". seen too many retarded ass projects who dont take windows seriously. Momentum is lost.

          Tsmt
          Releasing 1.0 and intentionally leaving out Windows tells you everything you need to know about how serious the project is.
          JSfags can't even maintain popular node libraries, let alone meme runtimes. Only a deranged fool would build their software on an infrastructure like this.

          Patches welcome, retard leech.
          You arent entitled shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its ok i will just use Typescript with Node js like any other enterprise company. I don't contribute anything to them and they deliver software I can rely on.

            Have fun fucking around making hamburgers with your seedless bun fag

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              enjoy your TrannyScript with slow performance LMFAOOOO

              us Bunchads will race around your gay ass CRUD app funded on ZIRP

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bun uses Safaris js engine.

                LOL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                javascriptcore is really performant tho

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                supports tail call optimization and BTFOs Tranny8 in all benchmarks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let me guess, you were also talking about how MongoDB was web scale and MySQL was inferior back in the day

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Patches welcome
            this line is how you know a project is amateur trash and should not be let within two degrees of anything professional.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good. Stay the fuck out, leech.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what was "bun"'s license again?
                if it's anything but AGPL don't even try with that shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hahahahahhaah eat shit and die pajeet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's 0 chance bun is better than v8

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. JSC is pretty fast. Go watch some talks about its jit. I believe it's closer to V8 than what you think.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deno is just cope for Ryan Dahl's realization of what an abomination Node is.
    I guess it's good he tried to learn his lesson, but I still have no pity for him. He opened Pandora's box, and it will not be shut in our lifetimes.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bun is still shit. It's just trying to win the special olympics, racing to be the best fulfiller of the intrinsically retarded preconceptions and ideologies of historical JS runtimes.

    There is no use making a JS runtime "faster" if it still doesn't have basic concurrency support (no webworker trash) or a real normal module system

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      >https://dev.mcdonalds.com
      wtf it's still up. wasn't the mcdonald's india dev website posted here 2 months ago?

      >or a real normal module system
      esm is the official module system that runs both on the server and in the browser, commonjs modules are the non-standard botched module system.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, I walk in to these threads and 90% of the time I've never seen these fucking garbage logos.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a fucking dinosaur
    imagine being this much of a racist.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Ryan fan

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what was Ryan thinking
    he wasn't
    Ryan doesn't think. He just shits out random abominations from time to time.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, creator here!
    happy to answer any of your questions!

    Bun more thing, I love to suck dicks on weekly basis, and having them sliding into my buns 😉

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a **penis**

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a breakdown on why bun is so much faster than deno?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deno this
    >bun that
    Does any of this have significance in the real world? And by real world I mean adoption from businesses that make money. Deno isn't exactly flaming hot anymore and I've seen zero (0) offers asking for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deno is just node in different clothing. Bun is a lot better because it's a a suite of tools(PKG manager, bundler, ootb TS support, testing support) and bonus points it's faster than node.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't work in termux

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing ive done in js is some webdev, but you need something like node to run code normally on your client did I get this right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Javascript was designed as exclusively an in-browser scripting language
      someone got the brilliant idea a long time ago that it didn't have to be and created the unholy abomination known as Node.js that allows you to run javascript outside the browser, as any other scripting language like Python or something
      Bun and Deno are different takes on the same idea

      despite javascript being a bit of a mess Node is really comfy tho and reasonably performant and having just one language for both the client (browser) and server is a nice quality of life improvement - and Bun and Deno promise to be improvements on that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is loaded with 2 million of modules that all somehow do the same in a slight different way and when you need another feature you install another module that comes with more dependencies of code snippets, made by a high-school dropout, that does the same as 100 other modules you already have
        >...
        >gets hacked

        Everyone who uses node in production deserves punishment.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon, this may shock you, but you're not forced to install things. that's just you making the choice. the voices aren't real.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are not really aware of the planet out there, mate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cnile hands wrote this post
          I'm not writing an xml parser from scratch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, thats how I understood it. Never used it outside the browser however

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >designed as exclusively an in-browser
        >language for both the client (browser) and server
        you fail to see what's wrong here. i hope you find another sector than software development where you can practice your incompentence. something designed for the browser where you usually spend half an hour on one page will always be a disaster for a server that is supposed to run for days to years without disruptions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >can't write stable reliable js
          skill issue

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you fail to articulate your point, you degenerate monkey

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            as if you node monkey would even understand

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever, anyone with half a brain can see that your pathetic excuse of a "point" doesn't pass the slightest scrutiny. You yourself aren't even able to elaborate on consequences stemming from it. I'll now stop replying as mercy to avoid having you embarrassing yourself any further.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who are you even. you sound like you quit your linguistic degree to become a node monkey lol

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >keeping away from windows users
    sounds like a feature to me

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dinosaur
    it's a sock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it so white?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    denotards btfo. ziggers won. bunnies won. nodetards on suicide watch. rustrannies got absolutely btfo'd.

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