Germany's brave Sebastian Haller

how would this signing fare for BVB?

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >schlotterbeck, sule, adeyemi, braaf, ozcan and now haller. huge window for bvb
    can signing a bunch of literally whos and average players be considered a huge window

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      they're going to sell probably most of them in 2 years for 300% ROR

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This lmao, they lost Haaland and expect to compete with these shitters? Another CL group stage crash isn't unlikely imo

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      schlotterbeck and sule are pretty good signings, dont really know the rest t b h

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the biggest issue is the shitty coach tbh

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        didnt they fire rose?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          yes but Terzic is even worse and completely inexperienced

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bayern will mathematically win the Bundesliga in April instead of March now

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >bvb being a real contender
        oh my sweet summer child

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If Haller scores against Buyern they will buy him as a Lewa replacement

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He's shit but that's probably enough for 20 a season in Germany

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    WELCOME TO MAN UTD IN 2 YEARS FOR 120 MILLS

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Adeyemi
    >Ozcan
    Oh no no no, no one tell Cuckmund retards they got scammed

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Germany's brave Sebastian Haller
    ????

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      His dad is white French and his mum Ivorian. Haller suggests his dad would be of German descent, originally.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        haller is more of a austrian/swiss name
        his family is probably from around the alps

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Could be Bavarian still, like Helmut Haller was from Augsburg.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Bavarians really are just Austrians is hardly noticeable disguise

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              keep your inbreed royals for yourself seppl

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              more like Austrians are just a different type of Bavarians

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            well they have "alp people" in france aswell

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when BVB briefly went head to head with Bayern, there's any reason why the team didn't pick up the momentum?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They lost Klopp, Gotze, Kagawa, Hummels and Lewandowski as well as Reus becoming massively injury prone

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      dortmund's budget is not even in the same ballpark as buyern's. the fact that dortmund even came close to buyern was a complete embarassment for them. then many of their best players left and also they severely overperformed under klopp, because he gave them a >mentality, which they completely lack nowadays (except maybe for the half year when terzic was in charge)

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lost all their best players to bayern

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        that was 8 years ago you fucking retard

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >we bought out the entire core of your club towards unrivaled unmatched success it was only like 8 years ago i think

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      whenever bayern faces a threat they buy out the opposing teams best players.
      fortunately, perhaps, bayern are self destructing and will probably lose bundesliga this season.
      they've lost basically all of their good players + their coach and replaced them with dutch frauds, nogs, and a wonderkid coach.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT
    I remember I bought him for BVB on my FIFA career mode back in 2018.
    I guess I actually can predict the future.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    not german, not european, doesn't belong in this continent

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Whiter than you, Ahmed

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Germany's brave
    I unironically thought that until yesterday
    Why did no one tell me that he was a French wog?

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    HALLER AT YER BOI

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      UH HUH

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    now you remember his west ham stint

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      wasn’t even that bad
      he just couldn’t find a proper role there and subsequently fell off hard in terms of assists

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not your most mobile player but under the right system he can deliver a lot

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    no refunds. Haller is a poacher who is bad at heading despite being tall and barely has any technical skill because he is tall and slow. He might bully bottomfeeders but will never ever do anything elite.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >He might bully bottomfeeders
      good enough for a 100 mil eplel pricetag

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Man so many new players. Can't wait for the season to start and the race to second place.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    adeyemi is fucking shit, he has inflated goal numbers because he is the only one who takes the penalties in Salzburg and that team often gets a penalty per match, they got 3 penalties in the 2 matches they had against Sevilla in champions league, Dortmund is literally buying a shitter

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >le stepping stone club for negroes
    kek
    KEK

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