>GARDAÍ in Limerick are seeking the public’s help in locating a man who has been missing from the Castletroy are since Sunday.
>Robert Funke was last seen in the Dromroe Village area of Castletroy on Sunday, November 5.
>Robert is 23 years old and is described as being approximately 6 foot in height with a slim build and green eyes.
>Robert has brown hair which has recently been dyed black.
>Gardaí and Robert’s family are concerned for his welfare.
What do you think happened to him?
I think he got drunk, talked too much, got punched in the mouth, unconscious, cummed on from circle jerk
digits says something bad happened
His instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gruenradikal/
>https://www.instagram.com/gruenradikal/
I won't grive for him for sure...
>gruenradikal
Probably tried to commit arson or sabotage a farm for Antifa and is now at the bottom of the river. IDK about Ireland but the farmers around here are down to a 7 minute response time.
>gruenradikal
>hair recently dyed black
who did he fuck with?
he was kidnapped killed and fed to pigs
Got drunk, tripped over a stone wall, fell asleep, got smothered by a sheep, no one bothers to check the enclosures.
I think he was going to a party but it got cancelled. There's a river nearby where he went missing. I suppose it's possible that he got drunk, fell in and drowned.
>no one bothers to check the enclosures.
Unrelated to thread, but you've literally never even seen a farm, have you.
Like not even in a picture.
Considering how many naggers there are in Ireland, both black naggers and white naggers, my guess is that he got gang raped and is now pig food.
He tried introducing sauerkraut for dogs instead of sweet green pickle relish
Raped and murdered by an enricher, screenshot it
He got caught trying to start anuddah O'Shoah
This is the river right next to where he was last seen. Do you think he fell in and drowned?
Seem by ~~*whom*~~?
Also river looks shallow
idk, his friends?
I go walking here often. It gets deeper.
I read on the news that the river bank was searched out there so I doubt it tbh. Is anymore known about him?
Heard a few students walked through there searching for him. It's like an almost 10km walk along there tbh.
Surprisingly little being said about him.
I know the place. Yeah it is weird alright that not much has been said. I hate to say it but I have a feeling he might have killed himself. Mybe he went to the river in town and did it? Hopefully I am wrong though.
Have there been any updates on the scumbags who killed the lad from UL in the hit and run recently?
> Have there been any updates on the scumbags who killed the lad from UL in the hit and run recently?
From what I heard they caught someone a couple of days ago. A teenger I think.
He does. Weirdly enough I remember seeing him on a bus a couple of weeks ago.
>https://www.garda.ie/en/about-us/our-departments/office-of-corporate-communications/press-releases/2023/november/missing-person-appeal-robert-funke-23-years-limerick-city-sunday-5th-november-2023.html
hrm.
Dunno..shitposting aside hope he's alive
Don't want to be in his family's shoes
It's been 10 days. Sadly, he's likely either dead or kept as a slave somewhere.
Can't the local police allocate a heli for search & recovery? Or had they already done that?
>Dunno..shitposting aside hope he's alive
he wouldnt give a shit about your chud ass if you were missing mate.
apparently he was going to a party that got cancelled.
Very possible, does it have water weeds that would grab your feet if you swam in it? This gets so many people killed. They assume rivers are pools.
Think it does in certain parts. Not 100% sure though.
Hes on his way to multiple boomer recipients now
You know its true
not if the body is too damaged.
He looks like a fag. Probably some gay sexual predator killed him after consensual sex.
suicide
>In Ireland
>6 foot
He was either beheaded, which is a common Irish custom or got kidnapped by a bunch of redheads to have sex with. One is more likely than the other
why do you think that?
>a common Irish custom
Paki muslims aren't Irish muhammed and you'll never be british either, you need to go back
>got kidnapped by a bunch of redheads to have sex with
i'm going to ireland now
anglo was a made up race to divide and conquer.
Mulatto a made up race to make mutts feel less like naggers.
In limerick he probably got hit and run by a horse
Obvious Slavic features. Is 60% Of Germany, germanized slavs?
No but we have slavic rape babies too
t. sorb
What happens to all non Irish in Ireland? He met a bird, fucked her, then her brothers, cousins, uncles etc wanted to fight him. There probably still at it!
Huh, I know a kid who looks exactly like that in my college. Same name too.
>Ireland
i was once in Irenland
got drunk
fucked
married
divorced
into family fight
divorced for real
arrested
and wake up next day with a huge pain..
i still have no fucking clue who wanted the child payment from me..
man i should go to ireland
irish women are really into me sor some reason(im tall dark and handsome)
this guy has some really scary energy
he would beg a girl to sleep with him and then cry afterwards
An old Irish witch is keeping him in her cellar as a sex slave
Does this man actually exist or is this an ARG?
>https://www.instagram.com/gruenradikal/
TRACK HIS CELL PHONE YOU naggerS
WHY ARE IRISH POLICE SO FUCKING RETARDED
eaten by Somalis after being raped by kurds
This isn't politics related and the thread has been posted 2 times already that I've seen. What the fuck did you do to him OP you sick fuck?
I dont know but most likely he killed himself.
Ireland is a "fairytale" country for most germans.
Just some months ago there was a case in german TV about some german seniors that killed himself in Ireland. He threw all his stuff and ID cards in the trash cans before.
It needed several years to identify him.
So either he killed himself or he got assraped by sum focking paki mate
are you tlaking about the peter bergman case?
this happened in 2009
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>The following morning, Tuesday 16 June, Arthur Kinsella and his son Brian, who was training for a triathlon, found the man's body lying on the beach at 6:45 (7:45 UTC) in the morning. He was wearing purple striped Speedo-type swimming trunks, with his underpants over the top and a navy T-shirt tucked into them.[5] Arthur and Brian said the Lord's Prayer for the man, and then called the Gardaí. At 8:10 (9:10 UTC), Dr Valerie McGowan officially pronounced the man dead.
why do people keep acting like Ireland is disneyland? there was that American who beat up in Dublin last month after going there for his "dream trip", all these Germans keep killing themselves there, there's anons in this thread acting like there's big tittied ginger women waiting to marry them when they get off the plane and treating it like some kind of whorehouse etc. Ireland is not a good place to go if you have depression, it's nice to us because of the contrast of how peaceful and manically bleak it is. if you go to Ireland direct without England first you will have a very weird time, you go there to be depressed not to cure it.
Do you know the Kelly Family ? they were pretty huge here i mean they were PRETTY HUGE here and most germans think that Ireland is 90% ginger farmers drinking beer in pubs and playing the guitar.
I know it has nothing to do with reality but average germans is like 60 years old and they really think that Ireland is some magic place and believe in those fairytales.