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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: Holes and Soles

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      very based
      prefer soles though

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer souls

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    slashes you fricking prostitute.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What difference does it make

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People regex things on NSFFW, keeping things consistent makes it easier to do that.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clean feet only

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tankanon soles

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no bf to nurse you back to health when you’re sick

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my racist grandma saw a built asian guy on tv and told me that asians are naturally "petite" and that muscles on an asian men "just look wrong"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I could be buff if I wanted to

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tanker emerging from his dimly lit room to take life by the reigns

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go out daily to the gym

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey what's going on ladies

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    Oh c'mon. If I was like this I'd still not het a bf and he gets a platoons worth. I can't, I just can't

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's more that he has a lot of people with inflated expectations of him.
      Since none of them are his actual bf, they just imagine that he's really nice whereas if they all got to know him a lot of them would realise he isn't for them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're not getting a bf not because of your looks but because of your autism
      try getting therapy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've gone for years. I made a very normal dating apps and I dont even get a foot in the goddamn door

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does a certified cute twink find a bf in EU?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk. You know what I really hope you find it. How old are you? Why not try and go to college or use dating app

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dating app
        grindr is full of old fat men, tinder is only used by straight people

        download grindr, the eu is full older men lusting for twinks babe

        i have standards

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then idk try college

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i live in a very homophobic country, that won't work

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then try /soc/ maybe you'll have better look than me.
            What c**t?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            /soc/ is 99% straightoids and normies

            >Grindr and tinder filled with ugly
            That’s your dating pool you’re talking about.

            there must be cute top twinks or twunks somewhere

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well if I hope you find love. Wish I was a twink lol. Shame I look like s young julius caesar

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying every twink in the world hasn’t fantasized about getting plowed by Julius Cesar.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol well it aint working for me

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You look good and you’re hitting the gym. You’ll be fine.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You look good
            why u gotta gaslight him like that?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think he’s a good looking guy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            actual julius cesar lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh no no no no no no

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            vulture beak

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            would you date a qt asian?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Make him into a black bvll

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            if he just grew a beard no one would even notice any other flaws, it worked for holden

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the beard didnt stop people from noticing holden's pedophilia

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            is that a flaw? just seems like a personal preference

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            kys holden

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            AI just doesn't work well to create black people yet, lol
            they all look weird when i try

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf its ny favourite superhero plastic-man!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            genuine school shooter vibes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            why's everybody freaking out? he looks handsome from this angle. He's got those predator eyes that make it hard to look away

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are invariably top twinks and top twunks even in your homophobic country, you just need to go find them. What country is it, the capital city will probably have establishments where gay guys like to go to hang out (even if it's too homophobic for a gay bar) plus the #1 tactic for gay men looking for a bf is to move to a big city because there's more people (and so naturally more gays) and then also gays tend to move to big cities to try and find gays (so even more gays)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Grindr and tinder filled with ugly
          That’s your dating pool you’re talking about.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok fatty

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You won’t see me on there. I talk anonymously to people first so I know they actually like me when I do get on there. No luck so far.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      download grindr, the eu is full older men lusting for twinks babe

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >been humping pillow too hard
    >pillow casing got all torn up
    maybe it wasn’t the humping that tore it up but the aggressive grabbing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The back of my sex pussy pelvis thing is all torn up from griping it trying to nut 🙁

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want to eat something that gives then explosive hot chilli diarrhea

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >work colleagues trying to contact me
    Piss off, I'm not in the mood, fix your own problems

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought this. What am I in for?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont ho to the gym

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? It’s for the gym. Can’t you see?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post soles

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hairy legs :3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI
      What does the AI do

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It monitors your heart rate and increases movement the more you workout until you’re just a quivering pile.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I looked this up it’s a vibrating wiener ring. you’ll smell like cum when you coom in your pants

      Lol well it aint working for me

      anon was right about gays and messenger bags lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I don’t cum ill sweat the cum out and smell like cum anyways because I’m filled to bursting.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          uh im not sure but I’m like 80% sure that’s not how things work

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean tops lied to me?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anon was right about gays and messenger bags lol
        its an egg thing nowadays, closest thing a man can wear to a handbag

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tankanon CANNOT transition lol look at her face and skull

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf is an egg

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            how do you not know what egg means on /lgbt/?
            even my straight cis brother knows what egg means

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I TRIED ASKING LIKE 5 TIMES BEFORE BUT NO ONE TOLD ME

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone who gives trans but doesn't know it yet. When they accept it and begin transitioning they are said to have "cracked their egg".

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ohhh I get it tyvm anon very kind of you

            how do you not know what egg means on /lgbt/?
            even my straight cis brother knows what egg means

            useless hoeeeeeeee

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            a word trannies use to groom people into transitioning

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do to him/them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess make out with one while humping the other ones mouth. What else can you do?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      smother it with two pillows and put it out of its misery

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are gays so picky? He looks like an average dude. Just needs to smile.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He posted some really nice photos last night

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He looks like an average dude
      that's the problem

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you should say such a thing until you can prove you are significantly above average. A lot of above average people have personalities that drag them down to below average overall. Like being melodramatic about average looks.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't think you should say such a thing until you can prove you are significantly above average
          i can

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, I shouldve said it holds no weight and you just come across as ugly overall

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    holden leaving an egg in his bottom's bed as a message to them

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Late-night tankanon (brightened by another anon because the original was very dark)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yw friend

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it okay to shave your legs with an electric razor 😕

  22. 10 months ago
    ConBot

    Tankanon would you date a Brazilian?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      STAY AWAY he was built for bbc

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ew b***hma

      • 10 months ago
        ConBot

        He’s a top sweety he will never bottom for you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not even black i can just recognize a black wiener receptacle when i see one

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no one will ever be interested in a creep like you

          • 10 months ago
            ConBot

            I’m actually popular amongst the gays. I have a long line of tops wanting to get with me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have a long line of tops wanting to get with me.
            Fido, and Rover, and Buddy, and Buster...

  23. 10 months ago
    ConBot

    Reminder not to be mean to tankanon. He’s a work in progress

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bearded twink appreciation post

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute <3

  25. 10 months ago
    ConBot

    Strong independent conservative bottoms like me are scarce.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could get a bf if I wanted to but I like being a neet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he wouldn't love you as a neet he's not worth it anyway

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait, so I can't get a bf if I'm a neet??

        I dunno it just feels weird to

        pretty much the same but honestly most guys i've been with smell like sour milk in the morning and i don't want that smell on my sheets

        I dated this one guy when I wasn’t a neet and I dont remember smelling anything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much the same but honestly most guys i've been with smell like sour milk in the morning and i don't want that smell on my sheets

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait, so I can't get a bf if I'm a neet??

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      well you're not going to be able to afford to hang out with someone socially, and you probably don't have a lot going for you
      you have to question why someone would want to date you, and then how you'd convince someone to date you if your dates are just "come over my house" (or if you live with your parents, "let's go over to your house but also pick me up") when they could find someone who presumably has an active social life and income

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if dating is this superficial then I'd rather not date even as a millionaire

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not superficial
          if some random person is saying "let's sit in my bedroom and maybe have sex, I cannot go anywhere else because I have no money" and then a different person is "hey, let's go to the cinema if you want", which person sounds more fun to hang out with? and which situation sounds more awkward?
          the point of dating someone is getting to know them but if you're massively limiting the ways available to get to know you, then they're not likely to get to know you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that is superficial to me
            how did people date before cinemas existed then?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think I was suggesting the only option for a date is a cinema? moron.
            The inital phase of dating is about getting a complete stranger interested in getting to know you. Obviously the more limiting you make that, the less likely complete strangers will get to know you.
            Plus being a NEET is a red flag. Most people have jobs and when considering romantic prospects would ideally longer time like someone they move in with and have a household with. They also generally like having shared values, and someone they can talk to about varied things, and introduce to their friends and integrate into their social group etc. etc.
            Someone who is a NEET and is doing nothing to change that is a red flag, and this isn't the Edwardian times where you're the only gay person they know, so there's other people they might hit it off with who don't have that red flag.

            we can do neet things like gon on a picnic or go to the beach

            If your NEETbux stretch that far anon then that works, but again, you've got to think about how a complete stranger that you've only spoken to on an app would feel about it. "Date me btw I'm a NEET so we can only do NEET things or you're paying" puts you at a disadvantage compared to just "Date me".
            Maybe get a job?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're a shallow and sad person
            i pity you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's shallow to not want to go on dates with a complete stranger who's a NEET because I'm wary of WHY they're a NEET and also the long term viability of any connection I form with that person?
            That's an interesting definition of shallow and sad, anon.

            > Date me btw I'm a NEET so we can only do NEET things or you're paying" puts you at a disadvantage compared to just "Date me".
            I don't think like this at all on dates. Do you?

            I live in a city and date grown adults after having a mutually interesting conversation. One common question is "What do you do?", which usually results in "I work in xyz" or "I'm studying xyz" or "I'm applying for this field at the moment, between jobs lol". If someone's just like "I don't do anything" that's a red flag.
            I don't have an issue with paying on dates where my date is broke, but if they're literally unemployed and doing nothing about it that's a bit of a different matter.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's shallow to not want to go on dates with a complete stranger who's a NEET because I'm wary of WHY they're a NEET and also the long term viability of any connection I form with that person?
            yes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate to break it to you anon, but pretty much everyone, normies and even many NSFFW NEETs, are shallow by that definition.
            Enjoy ignoring every red flag because it'd be "shallow"... (I've always thought shallow was more about ignoring red flags because you thought they were physically attractive)

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I hate to break it to you anon, but pretty much everyone, normies and even many NSFFW NEETs, are shallow by that definition.
            not true, but yes - most people are superficial
            and you're one of them
            sad

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            funny how you're talking about connection while treating people like some check lists and business investments

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon if you think that's talking about people like check lists and business investments you are incredibly naieve
            Have you ever had a relationship as an adult

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon if you think that's talking about people like check lists and business investments you are incredibly naieve
            you literally are doing that?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Talking about someone like checklists and business investments is like "I wouldn't date a man who's less than 6 foot tall and who isn't earning at least 70k a year" or "my boyfriend isn't going to the gym as much so he's lost his six pack, I think I'm going to break up with him"
            It's not "hey this random person I'm talking to is an aimless NEET, that's a red flag" lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're doing checklists based on material characteristics instead of physical ones
            anyway good luck to you in your superficial life, I'm sure your relationships will be great!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doing nothing isn't the same as being unemployed.
            Lazy people with no ambition are always the worst, but not all ambitions = money jobs. People with no goals are the real problem.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Date me btw I'm a NEET so we can only do NEET things or you're paying" puts you at a disadvantage compared to just "Date me".
            I don't think like this at all on dates. Do you?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe get a job?
            I rather stay single and neet

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            we can do neet things like gon on a picnic or go to the beach

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go for a walk in the woods or a park or something. Money =/= successful date in my opinion.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, and in fact it's sometimes preferable for a first date.
            But anon needs to be able to afford to make those trips on no income, and also what happens if it rains and the date suggests running into a café?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing but beautiful woods, forests parks and mountains where I live, this isn't an issue ever.
            >Cafe
            There are no cafes in the woods

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and the people that would go after you might do it as a control thing which probably won’t feel so good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure you can. I met mine as a literal autistic neet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did u meet him?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          On a really old forum about video games.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    big black balls

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long do you chat with a match before you end up on a first date typically?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      one hole pic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 months

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I try and cap it at about a month maximum (ideally less), first date isn't a proper date it's like an interview to see if we're interested in actually going on a date
      if someone keeps dragging out the conversation on the app then the odds are that I'm wasting my time so I just block and move on if they decline a suggestion to hang out at that point and aren't offering alternative suggestions

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talking to very cute twink bottom
    >we have a lot in common, seem very into each other
    >his wiener is significantly bigger than mine
    hmmm :/

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tops can suck dick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tops WILL suck dick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tankanon is a dutiful top who would suck his bottom's dick

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but... hes kind of cringe...

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I'm trying my best. I don't intend to

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the issue? seening a big dick flop around as a bottom bottoms is kind of erotic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah im mostly joking but it does seem kinda hot. the main issue is that he's a good bit younger than me and i feel weird about it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the age gap? Either way as long as it's legal who cares?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 27 and he's 19. He's leaving for uni in a few months tho so we both know it wouldn't be anything serious so maybe there's no harm in both having a bit of fun if we're into each other. We actually get on really well chatting so far but I just don't wanna be a weirdo ;_;

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's weird about it? You both want to frick so do it. You're both consenting legal adults where you live then do it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idk just social stigma I guess but seeing as I'm not even out and it'd probably just be a bit of casual fun I guess there's not much point worrying about it. Also he's so my type I think I'll hate myself forever if I don't go for it so maybe I will.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's natural to want to merge with someone whose cells are less chaotic than your own and aren't aging rapidly yet.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Age is just the body turning into a more chaotic state. If you find older guys attractive you're attracted to chaos at the cellular level.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're the bottom now

    • 10 months ago
      ConBot

      You seem so insecure

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man that really sucks. That would be terrible
      Sarcasm before any of you think thats real

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for everyone I know to die

    Actually that sounds rather impractical, killing myself would make more sense

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    combat doggo

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello tankanon would you like to climb Everest

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you watching ice poseidon lol?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cx

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would never date a top who sucks dick
    biggest turnoff ever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silence Joxter!

    • 10 months ago
      ConBot

      Why? Getting your dick sucked feels good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah its degrading

        ??? You wouldn’t want a bj ever

        no?
        you might as well ask a bottom why they won't top "you wouldnt wanna get your dick wet??"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          anal is disgusting whereas bjs are hot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ??? You wouldn’t want a bj ever

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds pretty superficial and elitist to say poor people are undateable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats gays in a nutshell
      superficial, empty, vapid

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yes u racist donkey

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLDEN'S BODY

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate chechens

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how tall are you /gaygen/? and what's your height range for dating?

    • 10 months ago
      ConBot

      I’m 170cm. I’d date someone 180-205cm tall

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m 170cm
        that's fricked up, i'm praying for you

        • 10 months ago
          ConBot

          I’m happy with my height. Tops love it. And I love being the shorter one in the relationship. I also love being lifted and thrown around in bed uwu

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you the 555 108th Avenue NE skyscraper?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 6ft and extra tall/extra small people are very cute

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        6ft
        I'd like him to be shorter than me I guess

        tops

        5’7 probably someone taller than me since I’m pretty short already and my personality is introverted.

        5'8" I don't think I'd date someone shorter than me tbh, it's just not hot

        bottoms

        am i right?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct

          I'm 6ft and extra tall/extra small people are very cute

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 5'9

          >summer is approaching
          I hate it.

          I like summer. Where do u live?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Midwest usa, I hate that it's muggy and humid

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah that would suck. Can't even go to the beach to cool off and get ocean breezes 🙁

            YOU FOOL!
            It's a trick.
            Bottoms are inherently predatory creatures and must be kept under strict control.
            Never, NEVER, drop your defences.
            Once you give in to a bottom's demand to top you move down the food chain.
            He'll either become the permanent top or abandon you for someone else.

            Why would they want that? I thought bottoming is more pleasurable

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >At least I work from home in the AC

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >more pleasurable
            It sorta depends but I think actually sicking your dick in a hole feels better on a purely psychical level than having something up your ass.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          SIDEEEEEEEEE

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what do sides even do when theyre intimate. like play scrabble naked or what?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            posting on reddit while sitting next to each other naked

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            we been thru this beforeee but honestly if I find someone I really really like I wouldn’t mind doing w/e they want t b h

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            im just curious tho, do you feel no desire to be deeply intimate with them? do you touch, wank, suck each other? is it just penetration you're not into? what do you want to do with someone you like?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh I like cute couple stuff ig. laying in each other’s arms cuddling rubbing our bodies together. Nibbling on his ears oof too cringe. uh for sexual stuff frotting, bjs I dunno man I don’t plan on dating anytime soon so I haven’t really thought about it too deeply

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you dont like the idea of fricking or being fricked tho? most people know if they are without too much thinking lol. but to each their own. sounds like youre kinda asexual really (but not aromantic)

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had dreams where I got fugged but the risk/effort isn’t worth it irl. who knows I might like it if I try but im not into hookup culture

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had a dream of this foam which came out into the general shape of a spider. Everyone was freaking out until the realised it wasn't real, including me when some one put it on my head. They were like a spray foam and there were a bunch on this underground passage making the corners black

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            im so confused

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it was pretty weird. The tunnel looked like this

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            were the spiders dressed as road men bruv :3c

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no lol they were like foam. I had another dream about spiders a while ago

          • 10 months ago
            Delta

            >play scrabble naked
            hot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm like 5'9 bordering on 5'10
      I don't care about height tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      5’7 probably someone taller than me since I’m pretty short already and my personality is introverted.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'8" I don't think I'd date someone shorter than me tbh, it's just not hot

    • 10 months ago
      Delta

      6ft
      I'd like him to be shorter than me I guess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      6'3 / 190cm top

      I don't mind too much but prefer them to be smaller than me (which is most people). Like 5'8-6'0 is cool, but a really tiny guy could be fun too.

      • 10 months ago
        ConBot

        Uwu

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      6'2"
      The shorter the better. No midgets tho.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottoms should always rim their tops

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No a top should try and pleasure his bottom as much as he can

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If your bottom wants to try topping would you pleasure him with your ass?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I could try but I'd still mostly top afterwards.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            YOU FOOL!
            It's a trick.
            Bottoms are inherently predatory creatures and must be kept under strict control.
            Never, NEVER, drop your defences.
            Once you give in to a bottom's demand to top you move down the food chain.
            He'll either become the permanent top or abandon you for someone else.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being an old manlet

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a khhv cute twink like me

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aged bottoms (19+)

    • 10 months ago
      Holden

      a decade TFO

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't pick up your bottom you failed at life

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Met up with trans girl
      >Pick her up and frick her ass while we make out
      >She cums instantly
      It's a really good skill to have

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        take it to mtfgen

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had a pet mantis shrimp.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate this Filipino!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thicc thighs
      you know he be eating Philippine adobo everyday

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >summer is approaching
    I hate it.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you have a galpal?

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cersina Lopez

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm talking to a cute bottom but he says he is autistic. he comes across normal enough chatting online but I kinda feel like i might be taking advantage of moron :/

    you guys must be experts on gay autists, do i need to be careful? are autists normal people or do i need to treat them like they have a mental disability

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      autistic bottoms are the biggest wienerbawds behind closed doors
      t. had an autistic bf once

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok but are they "all there" mentally?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah he was mostly high functioning

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm autistic and it's fine. If they're too moronic to frick, they won't be trying to frick you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're sensitive and need to be handled with care

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would always be careful and kind with my bottoms regardless ;_; i want to cuddle them and make them feel loved

        • 10 months ago
          ConBot

          Yikes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you one of those people whose name is "use me" on grindr

          • 10 months ago
            ConBot

            No I just find it cringe to use the ;_; emoji as a top. And the rest is also kinda cringe ;s

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same bro

          >At least I work from home in the AC

          Just put a small pool in your room and have your feet submerged in it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just put a small pool in your room and submerge your feet in it = beach

            lol this is the most autistic post of the day

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED SOME PENIOR RIGHT NOW

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s an autistic top on my Grindrand he seems very averse to sex and he seems to hate promiscuous people. In his bio he trash talks bawds and says everyone on Grindr are bawds. But then at the same time his main pic on Grindr is him nude with his dick censored but you can see his ass

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to curbstomp conbot

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Delta ever find love?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he does

    • 10 months ago
      Delta

      nope

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some guys are sexual magnets and beyond comphrension. I'm pretty sure everyone finds this guy attractive regardless of gender, race, orientation, or age. You can't help but feel some sort of curiousity about what he looks like underneath the towel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, not really my type.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would it be considered Eugenics if I use attractive surrogate mothers to have attractive children?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        define attractive
        >in b4 white

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          East Asian bottoms are top tier. Only thing California is good for.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            we also have beaches and crsi b***h

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The beaches are all dirty and full of bums. Mexico literally dumps their biowaste next to San Diego and the current brings it north.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop listening to what the media tells you anon its simply not true. If you seen any of Hasan’s irl streams you would truly see how beautiful California is. California foreverrr

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >watching streamers
            menthol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I live in SoCal and I don't pay attention to that bimbo.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            based mexico sending their viruses to poz amerikkka

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know good facial feature and such like a good jawline for example

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        perhaps, there really should be gene splicing and gene deletion therapies for all mothers, so they can breed superior human beings who not only are attractive but are genetically immune to disease and various health problems.

        Maybe it's just me but it seems like a great way to improve society as a whole. I don't know why people are so against improving one's temporary vessel so it can be more attractive and live longer.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    31109999
    take your cringeposting where it belongs
    >>>/hm/

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shan't

  56. 10 months ago
    ConBot

    >white tops
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
    Latino tops and southern European tops mog white tops

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aww

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the average male body?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when one of them had an affair and they had to do some gay apology video lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      y r they in diapers?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        used up bottoms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      average male body over 30 maybe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're all in their late 20s

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the underwear makes them look worse but they mostly look alright, bodies like the far right one are truly unfortunate though

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    California is modern day sodom and gomorrah you can tell because it's always either on fire or flooding

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop sub tweeting like a bottom and face me like a real gayge poster. floods and fire doesnt affect me

      >watching streamers
      menthol

      >judging me for watching streamers
      >post on NSFFW
      idiot

      I live in SoCal and I don't pay attention to that bimbo.

      it’s himbo and talk shit about him again and I’ll Minecraft you irl. me and crsi are only 6 hours away from you hoe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        California is a hellhole I'm sorry. I'm glad you stay there please don't come to Colorado we have enough of you locusts

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          THERES NOTHING TO DO IN COLORADO BUT GO CAMPING. PLUS THE WEATHER THERE SUCKS

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uberhaxornova lives there tho

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hardly know her

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >waaah I can't handle snow
            Typical Californian

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            rolleyes. It snows in cali too only you could drive for a couple of hours to get out of it. also I got the last word in so I’m right and I’m also the winner

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          California is always beautiful but they say it's due time for some horrific 9.0+ magnitude Earthquake to rip it's away through the state and cause a massive extinction event. Colorado is nice too, they have a lot of cheap land there. My friend bought 100 acres there for like $100k a year ago.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather watch the moron xqc than a minute of that grifter.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I BEEN A JUICER THIS WHOLE FRICKING TIME. I DONT EVEN WATCH HASAN

          when xqt goes live later you have to watch it with me you said it. and a man without his word is a troony

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think California gets a bad rep but they're truly becoming a progressive dream despite all the homelessness (that's just because many homeless people make their way to Cali for the welfare benefits they offer and the $1 Billion in Homelessness Assistance funding they accepted). I hope Florida gets rid of their governor and votes in more Democrats who give a frick. They want to start repaving roads out of of toxic material that is harmful to the environment because many of the lakes of Florida are toxic due to them not having any good laws in place to prevent pesticide and other harmful chemicals from entering the water supply. I really hope their governor dies or gets replaced soon. Southern U.S states need to get it together but that won't happen until all these old people finally die off.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >old people
        Yes that's the problem with the South

  59. 10 months ago
    ConBot

    I love my haters. Big hug to each of you <3

  60. 10 months ago
    Crsi

    Slicing Debaser’s left ear, and feeding it to him. Slicing his right ear, and putting it up his ass. Fat pigs no mercy.

    • 10 months ago
      ConBot

      Slayyyy kveen

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how to break up with your long distance boyfriend before you commit suicide? It seems wrong just killing myself without saying anything, but I don't know how to tell him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so romantic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing is romantic if you're ugly

        Don't have a nice day man. Whats wrong?

        I wish it were easier to kill myself, so no worries

        just break up and then do what u gotta do sis

        that seems like the most responsible option, but I can't bring myself to do it.

        what I did was be a shitty person. this way they’ll be the one to breakup with you and they won’t feel bad about it/try to contact you to try and get back together. then after a few months they won’t look into you anymore no ties left behind

        I'm a shitty person but I couldn't be shitty to him on purpose, that sounds mean

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't have a nice day man. Whats wrong?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      most stable gay relationship

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just break up and then do what u gotta do sis

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what I did was be a shitty person. this way they’ll be the one to breakup with you and they won’t feel bad about it/try to contact you to try and get back together. then after a few months they won’t look into you anymore no ties left behind

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what I did
        you're still alive, you stupid frick, your advice is worthless

  62. 10 months ago
    Crsi

    Performing liposuction on Debaser. Dumping the tanks full of the fat pig’s fat on his head then injecting cement in his abdomen.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 hours into your road-trip
    >Your cousin gives you this look
    What do you do?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bench seats from the row in front look like they'd block the view well, so I'd make an excuse to scoot and sit right next to him ("hey bro check out this funny video on my phone") and fondle his crotch a bit, see how he reacts. If his feelings were less clear beforehand, I'd see how he reacts to having out knees touching, etc

  64. 10 months ago
    Crsi

    Crucifying Debaser on a upside down cross. He asks for water but no one cares to listen to the fat pig. He dies of a heart attack shortly after.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do sharks have 2 pps?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      one in the pussy, the other in the bussy

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you date a cis male without a penis?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      reason for the missing penis?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        accident, medical, whatever

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          unfortunate, but I guess the rest of him would have to be worth the trade. And he has to be a bottom of course.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sports fan

  67. 10 months ago
    ConBot

    If I had to live in USA I’d live in Florida Miami with my Latina sisters and brothers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would get attacked by the cartel

      • 10 months ago
        ConBot

        Hot

        I live in London instead of one of the American states, it's very fun to be gay here! ^_^

        Isn’t full of pakistanis sperging out with machetes and stuff?

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in London instead of one of the American states, it's very fun to be gay here! ^_^

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The north is better ;P

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it fun when you go to prison for defending yourself from a paki hate crime?

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crying again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Can I do anything to help?
      GGAYM2

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im so fricking horny all the time i need a stay at home bf i can frick 4 times a day and cuddle all night

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys have any favorite gay erotica artists? I mean art, not rule34 or anime stuff. For me it's Ben Kimura

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