I think it's more that he has a lot of people with inflated expectations of him.
Since none of them are his actual bf, they just imagine that he's really nice whereas if they all got to know him a lot of them would realise he isn't for them.
Then try /soc/ maybe you'll have better look than me.
What cunt?
1 week ago
Anonymous
/soc/ is 99% straightoids and normies
>Grindr and tinder filled with ugly
That’s your dating pool you’re talking about.
there must be cute top twinks or twunks somewhere
1 week ago
Anonymous
Well if I hope you find love. Wish I was a twink lol. Shame I look like s young julius caesar
1 week ago
Anonymous
>implying every twink in the world hasn’t fantasized about getting plowed by Julius Cesar.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Lol well it aint working for me
1 week ago
Anonymous
jesus christ
1 week ago
Anonymous
Why?
1 week ago
Anonymous
You look good and you’re hitting the gym. You’ll be fine.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>You look good
why u gotta gaslight him like that?
1 week ago
Anonymous
I think he’s a good looking guy.
1 week ago
Anonymous
1 week ago
Anonymous
actual julius cesar lmao
1 week ago
Anonymous
oh no no no no no no
1 week ago
Anonymous
vulture beak
1 week ago
Anonymous
would you date a qt asian?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Make him into a black bvll
1 week ago
Anonymous
if he just grew a beard no one would even notice any other flaws, it worked for holden
1 week ago
Anonymous
the beard didnt stop people from noticing holden's pedophilia
1 week ago
Anonymous
is that a flaw? just seems like a personal preference
1 week ago
Anonymous
kys holden
1 week ago
Anonymous
AI just doesn't work well to create black people yet, lol
they all look weird when i try
1 week ago
Anonymous
Wtf its ny favourite superhero plastic-man!
1 week ago
Anonymous
genuine school shooter vibes
1 week ago
Anonymous
why's everybody freaking out? he looks handsome from this angle. He's got those predator eyes that make it hard to look away
1 week ago
Anonymous
There are invariably top twinks and top twunks even in your homophobic country, you just need to go find them. What country is it, the capital city will probably have establishments where gay guys like to go to hang out (even if it's too homophobic for a gay bar) plus the #1 tactic for gay men looking for a bf is to move to a big city because there's more people (and so naturally more gays) and then also gays tend to move to big cities to try and find gays (so even more gays)
I don't think you should say such a thing until you can prove you are significantly above average. A lot of above average people have personalities that drag them down to below average overall. Like being melodramatic about average looks.
well you're not going to be able to afford to hang out with someone socially, and you probably don't have a lot going for you
you have to question why someone would want to date you, and then how you'd convince someone to date you if your dates are just "come over my house" (or if you live with your parents, "let's go over to your house but also pick me up") when they could find someone who presumably has an active social life and income
it's not superficial
if some random person is saying "let's sit in my bedroom and maybe have sex, I cannot go anywhere else because I have no money" and then a different person is "hey, let's go to the cinema if you want", which person sounds more fun to hang out with? and which situation sounds more awkward?
the point of dating someone is getting to know them but if you're massively limiting the ways available to get to know you, then they're not likely to get to know you
Do you think I was suggesting the only option for a date is a cinema? Retard.
The inital phase of dating is about getting a complete stranger interested in getting to know you. Obviously the more limiting you make that, the less likely complete strangers will get to know you.
Plus being a NEET is a red flag. Most people have jobs and when considering romantic prospects would ideally longer time like someone they move in with and have a household with. They also generally like having shared values, and someone they can talk to about varied things, and introduce to their friends and integrate into their social group etc. etc.
Someone who is a NEET and is doing nothing to change that is a red flag, and this isn't the Edwardian times where you're the only gay person they know, so there's other people they might hit it off with who don't have that red flag.
we can do neet things like gon on a picnic or go to the beach
If your NEETbux stretch that far anon then that works, but again, you've got to think about how a complete stranger that you've only spoken to on an app would feel about it. "Date me btw I'm a NEET so we can only do NEET things or you're paying" puts you at a disadvantage compared to just "Date me".
Maybe get a job?
1 week ago
Anonymous
you're a shallow and sad person
i pity you
1 week ago
Anonymous
It's shallow to not want to go on dates with a complete stranger who's a NEET because I'm wary of WHY they're a NEET and also the long term viability of any connection I form with that person?
That's an interesting definition of shallow and sad, anon.
> Date me btw I'm a NEET so we can only do NEET things or you're paying" puts you at a disadvantage compared to just "Date me".
I don't think like this at all on dates. Do you?
I live in a city and date grown adults after having a mutually interesting conversation. One common question is "What do you do?", which usually results in "I work in xyz" or "I'm studying xyz" or "I'm applying for this field at the moment, between jobs lol". If someone's just like "I don't do anything" that's a red flag.
I don't have an issue with paying on dates where my date is broke, but if they're literally unemployed and doing nothing about it that's a bit of a different matter.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>It's shallow to not want to go on dates with a complete stranger who's a NEET because I'm wary of WHY they're a NEET and also the long term viability of any connection I form with that person?
yes
1 week ago
Anonymous
I hate to break it to you anon, but pretty much everyone, normies and even many LULZ NEETs, are shallow by that definition.
Enjoy ignoring every red flag because it'd be "shallow"... (I've always thought shallow was more about ignoring red flags because you thought they were physically attractive)
1 week ago
Anonymous
>I hate to break it to you anon, but pretty much everyone, normies and even many LULZ NEETs, are shallow by that definition.
not true, but yes - most people are superficial
and you're one of them
sad
1 week ago
Anonymous
funny how you're talking about connection while treating people like some check lists and business investments
1 week ago
Anonymous
Anon if you think that's talking about people like check lists and business investments you are incredibly naieve
Have you ever had a relationship as an adult
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Anon if you think that's talking about people like check lists and business investments you are incredibly naieve
you literally are doing that?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Talking about someone like checklists and business investments is like "I wouldn't date a man who's less than 6 foot tall and who isn't earning at least 70k a year" or "my boyfriend isn't going to the gym as much so he's lost his six pack, I think I'm going to break up with him"
It's not "hey this random person I'm talking to is an aimless NEET, that's a red flag" lmao
1 week ago
Anonymous
you're doing checklists based on material characteristics instead of physical ones
anyway good luck to you in your superficial life, I'm sure your relationships will be great!
1 week ago
Anonymous
Doing nothing isn't the same as being unemployed.
Lazy people with no ambition are always the worst, but not all ambitions = money jobs. People with no goals are the real problem.
1 week ago
Anonymous
> Date me btw I'm a NEET so we can only do NEET things or you're paying" puts you at a disadvantage compared to just "Date me".
I don't think like this at all on dates. Do you?
Sure, and in fact it's sometimes preferable for a first date.
But anon needs to be able to afford to make those trips on no income, and also what happens if it rains and the date suggests running into a café?
1 week ago
Anonymous
There's nothing but beautiful woods, forests parks and mountains where I live, this isn't an issue ever. >Cafe
There are no cafes in the woods
I try and cap it at about a month maximum (ideally less), first date isn't a proper date it's like an interview to see if we're interested in actually going on a date
if someone keeps dragging out the conversation on the app then the odds are that I'm wasting my time so I just block and move on if they decline a suggestion to hang out at that point and aren't offering alternative suggestions
I'm 27 and he's 19. He's leaving for uni in a few months tho so we both know it wouldn't be anything serious so maybe there's no harm in both having a bit of fun if we're into each other. We actually get on really well chatting so far but I just don't wanna be a weirdo ;_;
What's weird about it? You both want to fuck so do it. You're both consenting legal adults where you live then do it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Idk just social stigma I guess but seeing as I'm not even out and it'd probably just be a bit of casual fun I guess there's not much point worrying about it. Also he's so my type I think I'll hate myself forever if I don't go for it so maybe I will.
Ah that would suck. Can't even go to the beach to cool off and get ocean breezes 🙁
YOU FOOL!
It's a trick.
Bottoms are inherently predatory creatures and must be kept under strict control.
Never, NEVER, drop your defences.
Once you give in to a bottom's demand to top you move down the food chain.
He'll either become the permanent top or abandon you for someone else.
Why would they want that? I thought bottoming is more pleasurable
1 week ago
Anonymous
>At least I work from home in the AC
1 week ago
Anonymous
>more pleasurable
It sorta depends but I think actually sicking your dick in a hole feels better on a purely psychical level than having something up your ass.
we been thru this beforeee but honestly if I find someone I really really like I wouldn’t mind doing w/e they want t b h
1 week ago
Anonymous
im just curious tho, do you feel no desire to be deeply intimate with them? do you touch, wank, suck each other? is it just penetration you're not into? what do you want to do with someone you like?
1 week ago
Anonymous
oh I like cute couple stuff ig. laying in each other’s arms cuddling rubbing our bodies together. Nibbling on his ears oof too cringe. uh for sexual stuff frotting, bjs I dunno man I don’t plan on dating anytime soon so I haven’t really thought about it too deeply
1 week ago
Anonymous
you dont like the idea of fucking or being fucked tho? most people know if they are without too much thinking lol. but to each their own. sounds like youre kinda asexual really (but not aromantic)
1 week ago
Anonymous
I had dreams where I got fugged but the risk/effort isn’t worth it irl. who knows I might like it if I try but im not into hookup culture
1 week ago
Anonymous
I had a dream of this foam which came out into the general shape of a spider. Everyone was freaking out until the realised it wasn't real, including me when some one put it on my head. They were like a spray foam and there were a bunch on this underground passage making the corners black
1 week ago
Anonymous
im so confused
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yeah it was pretty weird. The tunnel looked like this
1 week ago
Anonymous
were the spiders dressed as road men bruv :3c
1 week ago
Anonymous
no lol they were like foam. I had another dream about spiders a while ago
YOU FOOL!
It's a trick.
Bottoms are inherently predatory creatures and must be kept under strict control.
Never, NEVER, drop your defences.
Once you give in to a bottom's demand to top you move down the food chain.
He'll either become the permanent top or abandon you for someone else.
i'm talking to a cute bottom but he says he is autistic. he comes across normal enough chatting online but I kinda feel like i might be taking advantage of retard :/
you guys must be experts on gay autists, do i need to be careful? are autists normal people or do i need to treat them like they have a mental disability
There’s an autistic top on my Grindrand he seems very averse to sex and he seems to hate promiscuous people. In his bio he trash talks sluts and says everyone on Grindr are sluts. But then at the same time his main pic on Grindr is him nude with his dick censored but you can see his ass
Some guys are sexual magnets and beyond comphrension. I'm pretty sure everyone finds this guy attractive regardless of gender, race, orientation, or age. You can't help but feel some sort of curiousity about what he looks like underneath the towel.
The beaches are all dirty and full of bums. Mexico literally dumps their biowaste next to San Diego and the current brings it north.
1 week ago
Anonymous
stop listening to what the media tells you anon its simply not true. If you seen any of Hasan’s irl streams you would truly see how beautiful California is. California foreverrr
1 week ago
Anonymous
>watching streamers
menthol
1 week ago
Anonymous
I live in SoCal and I don't pay attention to that bimbo.
1 week ago
Anonymous
based mexico sending their viruses to poz amerikkka
perhaps, there really should be gene splicing and gene deletion therapies for all mothers, so they can breed superior human beings who not only are attractive but are genetically immune to disease and various health problems.
Maybe it's just me but it seems like a great way to improve society as a whole. I don't know why people are so against improving one's temporary vessel so it can be more attractive and live longer.
rolleyes. It snows in cali too only you could drive for a couple of hours to get out of it. also I got the last word in so I’m right and I’m also the winner
California is always beautiful but they say it's due time for some horrific 9.0+ magnitude Earthquake to rip it's away through the state and cause a massive extinction event. Colorado is nice too, they have a lot of cheap land there. My friend bought 100 acres there for like $100k a year ago.
I think California gets a bad rep but they're truly becoming a progressive dream despite all the homelessness (that's just because many homeless people make their way to Cali for the welfare benefits they offer and the $1 Billion in Homelessness Assistance funding they accepted). I hope Florida gets rid of their governor and votes in more Democrats who give a fuck. They want to start repaving roads out of of toxic material that is harmful to the environment because many of the lakes of Florida are toxic due to them not having any good laws in place to prevent pesticide and other harmful chemicals from entering the water supply. I really hope their governor dies or gets replaced soon. Southern U.S states need to get it together but that won't happen until all these old people finally die off.
how to break up with your long distance boyfriend before you commit suicide? It seems wrong just killing myself without saying anything, but I don't know how to tell him.
I wish it were easier to kill myself, so no worries
just break up and then do what u gotta do sis
that seems like the most responsible option, but I can't bring myself to do it.
what I did was be a shitty person. this way they’ll be the one to breakup with you and they won’t feel bad about it/try to contact you to try and get back together. then after a few months they won’t look into you anymore no ties left behind
I'm a shitty person but I couldn't be shitty to him on purpose, that sounds mean
what I did was be a shitty person. this way they’ll be the one to breakup with you and they won’t feel bad about it/try to contact you to try and get back together. then after a few months they won’t look into you anymore no ties left behind
bench seats from the row in front look like they'd block the view well, so I'd make an excuse to scoot and sit right next to him ("hey bro check out this funny video on my phone") and fondle his crotch a bit, see how he reacts. If his feelings were less clear beforehand, I'd see how he reacts to having out knees touching, etc
Reminder: Holes and Soles
very based
prefer soles though
I prefer souls
slashes you fucking whore.
What difference does it make
People regex things on LULZ, keeping things consistent makes it easier to do that.
Clean feet only
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee
Tankanon soles
no bf to nurse you back to health when you’re sick
my racist grandma saw a built asian guy on tv and told me that asians are naturally "petite" and that muscles on an asian men "just look wrong"
I mean I could be buff if I wanted to
tanker emerging from his dimly lit room to take life by the reigns
I go out daily to the gym
hey what's going on ladies
Oh c'mon. If I was like this I'd still not het a bf and he gets a platoons worth. I can't, I just can't
I think it's more that he has a lot of people with inflated expectations of him.
Since none of them are his actual bf, they just imagine that he's really nice whereas if they all got to know him a lot of them would realise he isn't for them.
you're not getting a bf not because of your looks but because of your autism
try getting therapy
I've gone for years. I made a very normal dating apps and I dont even get a foot in the goddamn door
how does a certified cute twink find a bf in EU?
Idk. You know what I really hope you find it. How old are you? Why not try and go to college or use dating app
>dating app
grindr is full of old fat men, tinder is only used by straight people
i have standards
Then idk try college
i live in a very homophobic country, that won't work
Then try /soc/ maybe you'll have better look than me.
What cunt?
/soc/ is 99% straightoids and normies
there must be cute top twinks or twunks somewhere
Well if I hope you find love. Wish I was a twink lol. Shame I look like s young julius caesar
>implying every twink in the world hasn’t fantasized about getting plowed by Julius Cesar.
Lol well it aint working for me
jesus christ
Why?
You look good and you’re hitting the gym. You’ll be fine.
>You look good
why u gotta gaslight him like that?
I think he’s a good looking guy.
actual julius cesar lmao
oh no no no no no no
vulture beak
would you date a qt asian?
Make him into a black bvll
if he just grew a beard no one would even notice any other flaws, it worked for holden
the beard didnt stop people from noticing holden's pedophilia
is that a flaw? just seems like a personal preference
kys holden
AI just doesn't work well to create black people yet, lol
they all look weird when i try
Wtf its ny favourite superhero plastic-man!
genuine school shooter vibes
why's everybody freaking out? he looks handsome from this angle. He's got those predator eyes that make it hard to look away
There are invariably top twinks and top twunks even in your homophobic country, you just need to go find them. What country is it, the capital city will probably have establishments where gay guys like to go to hang out (even if it's too homophobic for a gay bar) plus the #1 tactic for gay men looking for a bf is to move to a big city because there's more people (and so naturally more gays) and then also gays tend to move to big cities to try and find gays (so even more gays)
>Grindr and tinder filled with ugly
That’s your dating pool you’re talking about.
ok fatty
You won’t see me on there. I talk anonymously to people first so I know they actually like me when I do get on there. No luck so far.
download grindr, the eu is full older men lusting for twinks babe
>been humping pillow too hard
>pillow casing got all torn up
maybe it wasn’t the humping that tore it up but the aggressive grabbing
The back of my sex pussy pelvis thing is all torn up from griping it trying to nut 🙁
Why would anyone want to eat something that gives then explosive hot chilli diarrhea
>work colleagues trying to contact me
Piss off, I'm not in the mood, fix your own problems
Just bought this. What am I in for?
Dont ho to the gym
Why not? It’s for the gym. Can’t you see?
Post soles
There
Hairy legs :3
>AI
What does the AI do
It monitors your heart rate and increases movement the more you workout until you’re just a quivering pile.
I looked this up it’s a vibrating cock ring. you’ll smell like cum when you coom in your pants
anon was right about fags and messenger bags lol
If I don’t cum ill sweat the cum out and smell like cum anyways because I’m filled to bursting.
uh im not sure but I’m like 80% sure that’s not how things work
You mean tops lied to me?
>anon was right about fags and messenger bags lol
its an egg thing nowadays, closest thing a man can wear to a handbag
Tankanon CANNOT transition lol look at her face and skull
wtf is an egg
how do you not know what egg means on /lgbt/?
even my straight cis brother knows what egg means
I TRIED ASKING LIKE 5 TIMES BEFORE BUT NO ONE TOLD ME
Someone who gives trans but doesn't know it yet. When they accept it and begin transitioning they are said to have "cracked their egg".
ohhh I get it tyvm anon very kind of you
useless hoeeeeeeee
a word trannies use to groom people into transitioning
What would you do to him/them?
I guess make out with one while humping the other ones mouth. What else can you do?
smother it with two pillows and put it out of its misery
Why are fags so picky? He looks like an average dude. Just needs to smile.
He posted some really nice photos last night
>He looks like an average dude
that's the problem
I don't think you should say such a thing until you can prove you are significantly above average. A lot of above average people have personalities that drag them down to below average overall. Like being melodramatic about average looks.
>I don't think you should say such a thing until you can prove you are significantly above average
i can
sorry, I shouldve said it holds no weight and you just come across as ugly overall
holden leaving an egg in his bottom's bed as a message to them
Late-night tankanon (brightened by another anon because the original was very dark)
yw friend
is it okay to shave your legs with an electric razor 😕
Tankanon would you date a Brazilian?
STAY AWAY he was built for bbc
ew bitchma
He’s a top sweety he will never bottom for you
I'm not even black i can just recognize a black cock receptacle when i see one
no one will ever be interested in a creep like you
I’m actually popular amongst the gays. I have a long line of tops wanting to get with me.
>I have a long line of tops wanting to get with me.
Fido, and Rover, and Buddy, and Buster...
Reminder not to be mean to tankanon. He’s a work in progress
Bearded twink appreciation post
cute <3
Strong independent conservative bottoms like me are scarce.
I could get a bf if I wanted to but I like being a neet
if he wouldn't love you as a neet he's not worth it anyway
I dunno it just feels weird to
I dated this one guy when I wasn’t a neet and I dont remember smelling anything
pretty much the same but honestly most guys i've been with smell like sour milk in the morning and i don't want that smell on my sheets
wait, so I can't get a bf if I'm a neet??
well you're not going to be able to afford to hang out with someone socially, and you probably don't have a lot going for you
you have to question why someone would want to date you, and then how you'd convince someone to date you if your dates are just "come over my house" (or if you live with your parents, "let's go over to your house but also pick me up") when they could find someone who presumably has an active social life and income
if dating is this superficial then I'd rather not date even as a millionaire
it's not superficial
if some random person is saying "let's sit in my bedroom and maybe have sex, I cannot go anywhere else because I have no money" and then a different person is "hey, let's go to the cinema if you want", which person sounds more fun to hang out with? and which situation sounds more awkward?
the point of dating someone is getting to know them but if you're massively limiting the ways available to get to know you, then they're not likely to get to know you
that is superficial to me
how did people date before cinemas existed then?
Do you think I was suggesting the only option for a date is a cinema? Retard.
The inital phase of dating is about getting a complete stranger interested in getting to know you. Obviously the more limiting you make that, the less likely complete strangers will get to know you.
Plus being a NEET is a red flag. Most people have jobs and when considering romantic prospects would ideally longer time like someone they move in with and have a household with. They also generally like having shared values, and someone they can talk to about varied things, and introduce to their friends and integrate into their social group etc. etc.
Someone who is a NEET and is doing nothing to change that is a red flag, and this isn't the Edwardian times where you're the only gay person they know, so there's other people they might hit it off with who don't have that red flag.
If your NEETbux stretch that far anon then that works, but again, you've got to think about how a complete stranger that you've only spoken to on an app would feel about it. "Date me btw I'm a NEET so we can only do NEET things or you're paying" puts you at a disadvantage compared to just "Date me".
Maybe get a job?
you're a shallow and sad person
i pity you
It's shallow to not want to go on dates with a complete stranger who's a NEET because I'm wary of WHY they're a NEET and also the long term viability of any connection I form with that person?
That's an interesting definition of shallow and sad, anon.
I live in a city and date grown adults after having a mutually interesting conversation. One common question is "What do you do?", which usually results in "I work in xyz" or "I'm studying xyz" or "I'm applying for this field at the moment, between jobs lol". If someone's just like "I don't do anything" that's a red flag.
I don't have an issue with paying on dates where my date is broke, but if they're literally unemployed and doing nothing about it that's a bit of a different matter.
>It's shallow to not want to go on dates with a complete stranger who's a NEET because I'm wary of WHY they're a NEET and also the long term viability of any connection I form with that person?
yes
I hate to break it to you anon, but pretty much everyone, normies and even many LULZ NEETs, are shallow by that definition.
Enjoy ignoring every red flag because it'd be "shallow"... (I've always thought shallow was more about ignoring red flags because you thought they were physically attractive)
>I hate to break it to you anon, but pretty much everyone, normies and even many LULZ NEETs, are shallow by that definition.
not true, but yes - most people are superficial
and you're one of them
sad
funny how you're talking about connection while treating people like some check lists and business investments
Anon if you think that's talking about people like check lists and business investments you are incredibly naieve
Have you ever had a relationship as an adult
>Anon if you think that's talking about people like check lists and business investments you are incredibly naieve
you literally are doing that?
Talking about someone like checklists and business investments is like "I wouldn't date a man who's less than 6 foot tall and who isn't earning at least 70k a year" or "my boyfriend isn't going to the gym as much so he's lost his six pack, I think I'm going to break up with him"
It's not "hey this random person I'm talking to is an aimless NEET, that's a red flag" lmao
you're doing checklists based on material characteristics instead of physical ones
anyway good luck to you in your superficial life, I'm sure your relationships will be great!
Doing nothing isn't the same as being unemployed.
Lazy people with no ambition are always the worst, but not all ambitions = money jobs. People with no goals are the real problem.
> Date me btw I'm a NEET so we can only do NEET things or you're paying" puts you at a disadvantage compared to just "Date me".
I don't think like this at all on dates. Do you?
>Maybe get a job?
I rather stay single and neet
we can do neet things like gon on a picnic or go to the beach
Go for a walk in the woods or a park or something. Money =/= successful date in my opinion.
Sure, and in fact it's sometimes preferable for a first date.
But anon needs to be able to afford to make those trips on no income, and also what happens if it rains and the date suggests running into a café?
There's nothing but beautiful woods, forests parks and mountains where I live, this isn't an issue ever.
>Cafe
There are no cafes in the woods
and the people that would go after you might do it as a control thing which probably won’t feel so good
Sure you can. I met mine as a literal autistic neet.
how did u meet him?
On a really old forum about video games.
big black balls
How long do you chat with a match before you end up on a first date typically?
one hole pic
3 months
I try and cap it at about a month maximum (ideally less), first date isn't a proper date it's like an interview to see if we're interested in actually going on a date
if someone keeps dragging out the conversation on the app then the odds are that I'm wasting my time so I just block and move on if they decline a suggestion to hang out at that point and aren't offering alternative suggestions
>talking to very cute twink bottom
>we have a lot in common, seem very into each other
>his cock is significantly bigger than mine
hmmm :/
tops can suck dick
Tops WILL suck dick
Tankanon is a dutiful top who would suck his bottom's dick
Yeah but... hes kind of cringe...
Well I'm trying my best. I don't intend to
what's the issue? seening a big dick flop around as a bottom bottoms is kind of erotic
yeah im mostly joking but it does seem kinda hot. the main issue is that he's a good bit younger than me and i feel weird about it.
What's the age gap? Either way as long as it's legal who cares?
I'm 27 and he's 19. He's leaving for uni in a few months tho so we both know it wouldn't be anything serious so maybe there's no harm in both having a bit of fun if we're into each other. We actually get on really well chatting so far but I just don't wanna be a weirdo ;_;
What's weird about it? You both want to fuck so do it. You're both consenting legal adults where you live then do it.
Idk just social stigma I guess but seeing as I'm not even out and it'd probably just be a bit of casual fun I guess there's not much point worrying about it. Also he's so my type I think I'll hate myself forever if I don't go for it so maybe I will.
It's natural to want to merge with someone whose cells are less chaotic than your own and aren't aging rapidly yet.
Age is just the body turning into a more chaotic state. If you find older guys attractive you're attracted to chaos at the cellular level.
you're the bottom now
You seem so insecure
Oh man that really sucks. That would be terrible
Sarcasm before any of you think thats real
Can't wait for everyone I know to die
Actually that sounds rather impractical, killing myself would make more sense
combat doggo
Hello tankanon would you like to climb Everest
Why not.
are you watching ice poseidon lol?
Cx
i would never date a top who sucks dick
biggest turnoff ever
Silence Joxter!
Why? Getting your dick sucked feels good.
nah its degrading
no?
you might as well ask a bottom why they won't top "you wouldnt wanna get your dick wet??"
anal is disgusting whereas bjs are hot
??? You wouldn’t want a bj ever
Sounds pretty superficial and elitist to say poor people are undateable.
thats gays in a nutshell
superficial, empty, vapid
yes u racist donkey
HOLDEN'S BODY
I hate chechens
how tall are you /gaygen/? and what's your height range for dating?
I’m 170cm. I’d date someone 180-205cm tall
>I’m 170cm
that's fucked up, i'm praying for you
I’m happy with my height. Tops love it. And I love being the shorter one in the relationship. I also love being lifted and thrown around in bed uwu
are you the 555 108th Avenue NE skyscraper?
I'm 6ft and extra tall/extra small people are very cute
tops
bottoms
am i right?
Correct
I'm 5'9
I like summer. Where do u live?
Midwest usa, I hate that it's muggy and humid
Ah that would suck. Can't even go to the beach to cool off and get ocean breezes 🙁
Why would they want that? I thought bottoming is more pleasurable
>At least I work from home in the AC
>more pleasurable
It sorta depends but I think actually sicking your dick in a hole feels better on a purely psychical level than having something up your ass.
SIDEEEEEEEEE
what do sides even do when theyre intimate. like play scrabble naked or what?
posting on reddit while sitting next to each other naked
we been thru this beforeee but honestly if I find someone I really really like I wouldn’t mind doing w/e they want t b h
im just curious tho, do you feel no desire to be deeply intimate with them? do you touch, wank, suck each other? is it just penetration you're not into? what do you want to do with someone you like?
oh I like cute couple stuff ig. laying in each other’s arms cuddling rubbing our bodies together. Nibbling on his ears oof too cringe. uh for sexual stuff frotting, bjs I dunno man I don’t plan on dating anytime soon so I haven’t really thought about it too deeply
you dont like the idea of fucking or being fucked tho? most people know if they are without too much thinking lol. but to each their own. sounds like youre kinda asexual really (but not aromantic)
I had dreams where I got fugged but the risk/effort isn’t worth it irl. who knows I might like it if I try but im not into hookup culture
I had a dream of this foam which came out into the general shape of a spider. Everyone was freaking out until the realised it wasn't real, including me when some one put it on my head. They were like a spray foam and there were a bunch on this underground passage making the corners black
im so confused
Yeah it was pretty weird. The tunnel looked like this
were the spiders dressed as road men bruv :3c
no lol they were like foam. I had another dream about spiders a while ago
>play scrabble naked
hot
I'm like 5'9 bordering on 5'10
I don't care about height tbh
5’7 probably someone taller than me since I’m pretty short already and my personality is introverted.
5'8" I don't think I'd date someone shorter than me tbh, it's just not hot
6ft
I'd like him to be shorter than me I guess
6'3 / 190cm top
I don't mind too much but prefer them to be smaller than me (which is most people). Like 5'8-6'0 is cool, but a really tiny guy could be fun too.
Uwu
6'2"
The shorter the better. No midgets tho.
Bottoms should always rim their tops
No a top should try and pleasure his bottom as much as he can
If your bottom wants to try topping would you pleasure him with your ass?
I guess I could try but I'd still mostly top afterwards.
YOU FOOL!
It's a trick.
Bottoms are inherently predatory creatures and must be kept under strict control.
Never, NEVER, drop your defences.
Once you give in to a bottom's demand to top you move down the food chain.
He'll either become the permanent top or abandon you for someone else.
Imagine being an old manlet
imagine being a khhv cute twink like me
Aged bottoms (19+)
a decade TFO
If you can't pick up your bottom you failed at life
>Met up with trans girl
>Pick her up and fuck her ass while we make out
>She cums instantly
It's a really good skill to have
take it to mtfgen
What do you mean?
Wish I had a pet mantis shrimp.
Rate this Filipino!
thicc thighs
you know he be eating Philippine adobo everyday
>summer is approaching
I hate it.
do you have a galpal?
Cersina Lopez
i'm talking to a cute bottom but he says he is autistic. he comes across normal enough chatting online but I kinda feel like i might be taking advantage of retard :/
you guys must be experts on gay autists, do i need to be careful? are autists normal people or do i need to treat them like they have a mental disability
autistic bottoms are the biggest cocksluts behind closed doors
t. had an autistic bf once
ok but are they "all there" mentally?
yeah he was mostly high functioning
I'm autistic and it's fine. If they're too retarded to fuck, they won't be trying to fuck you.
they're sensitive and need to be handled with care
i would always be careful and kind with my bottoms regardless ;_; i want to cuddle them and make them feel loved
Yikes
are you one of those people whose name is "use me" on grindr
No I just find it cringe to use the ;_; emoji as a top. And the rest is also kinda cringe ;s
Same bro
Just put a small pool in your room and have your feet submerged in it
>just put a small pool in your room and submerge your feet in it = beach
lol this is the most autistic post of the day
I NEED SOME PENIOR RIGHT NOW
There’s an autistic top on my Grindrand he seems very averse to sex and he seems to hate promiscuous people. In his bio he trash talks sluts and says everyone on Grindr are sluts. But then at the same time his main pic on Grindr is him nude with his dick censored but you can see his ass
i want to curbstomp conbot
Will Delta ever find love?
I hope he does
nope
Some guys are sexual magnets and beyond comphrension. I'm pretty sure everyone finds this guy attractive regardless of gender, race, orientation, or age. You can't help but feel some sort of curiousity about what he looks like underneath the towel.
Nah, not really my type.
Would it be considered Eugenics if I use attractive surrogate mothers to have attractive children?
define attractive
>in b4 white
East Asian bottoms are top tier. Only thing California is good for.
we also have beaches and crsi bitch
The beaches are all dirty and full of bums. Mexico literally dumps their biowaste next to San Diego and the current brings it north.
stop listening to what the media tells you anon its simply not true. If you seen any of Hasan’s irl streams you would truly see how beautiful California is. California foreverrr
>watching streamers
menthol
I live in SoCal and I don't pay attention to that bimbo.
based mexico sending their viruses to poz amerikkka
You know good facial feature and such like a good jawline for example
perhaps, there really should be gene splicing and gene deletion therapies for all mothers, so they can breed superior human beings who not only are attractive but are genetically immune to disease and various health problems.
Maybe it's just me but it seems like a great way to improve society as a whole. I don't know why people are so against improving one's temporary vessel so it can be more attractive and live longer.
31109999
take your cringeposting where it belongs
>>>/hm/
Shan't
>white tops
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Latino tops and southern European tops mog white tops
Aww
Thoughts on the average male body?
Remember when one of them had an affair and they had to do some gay apology video lmao
y r they in diapers?
used up bottoms
average male body over 30 maybe
they're all in their late 20s
the underwear makes them look worse but they mostly look alright, bodies like the far right one are truly unfortunate though
California is modern day sodom and gomorrah you can tell because it's always either on fire or flooding
stop sub tweeting like a bottom and face me like a real gayge poster. floods and fire doesnt affect me
>judging me for watching streamers
>post on LULZ
idiot
it’s himbo and talk shit about him again and I’ll Minecraft you irl. me and crsi are only 6 hours away from you hoe
California is a hellhole I'm sorry. I'm glad you stay there please don't come to Colorado we have enough of you locusts
THERES NOTHING TO DO IN COLORADO BUT GO CAMPING. PLUS THE WEATHER THERE SUCKS
Uberhaxornova lives there tho
I hardly know her
>waaah I can't handle snow
Typical Californian
rolleyes. It snows in cali too only you could drive for a couple of hours to get out of it. also I got the last word in so I’m right and I’m also the winner
California is always beautiful but they say it's due time for some horrific 9.0+ magnitude Earthquake to rip it's away through the state and cause a massive extinction event. Colorado is nice too, they have a lot of cheap land there. My friend bought 100 acres there for like $100k a year ago.
I'd rather watch the retard xqc than a minute of that grifter.
I BEEN A JUICER THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME. I DONT EVEN WATCH HASAN
when xqt goes live later you have to watch it with me you said it. and a man without his word is a tranny
I think California gets a bad rep but they're truly becoming a progressive dream despite all the homelessness (that's just because many homeless people make their way to Cali for the welfare benefits they offer and the $1 Billion in Homelessness Assistance funding they accepted). I hope Florida gets rid of their governor and votes in more Democrats who give a fuck. They want to start repaving roads out of of toxic material that is harmful to the environment because many of the lakes of Florida are toxic due to them not having any good laws in place to prevent pesticide and other harmful chemicals from entering the water supply. I really hope their governor dies or gets replaced soon. Southern U.S states need to get it together but that won't happen until all these old people finally die off.
>old people
Yes that's the problem with the South
I love my haters. Big hug to each of you <3
Slicing Debaser’s left ear, and feeding it to him. Slicing his right ear, and putting it up his ass. Fat pigs no mercy.
Slayyyy kveen
how to break up with your long distance boyfriend before you commit suicide? It seems wrong just killing myself without saying anything, but I don't know how to tell him.
This is so romantic
nothing is romantic if you're ugly
I wish it were easier to kill myself, so no worries
that seems like the most responsible option, but I can't bring myself to do it.
I'm a shitty person but I couldn't be shitty to him on purpose, that sounds mean
Don't kill yourself man. Whats wrong?
most stable gay relationship
just break up and then do what u gotta do sis
what I did was be a shitty person. this way they’ll be the one to breakup with you and they won’t feel bad about it/try to contact you to try and get back together. then after a few months they won’t look into you anymore no ties left behind
>what I did
you're still alive, you stupid fuck, your advice is worthless
Performing liposuction on Debaser. Dumping the tanks full of the fat pig’s fat on his head then injecting cement in his abdomen.
>6 hours into your road-trip
>Your cousin gives you this look
What do you do?
bench seats from the row in front look like they'd block the view well, so I'd make an excuse to scoot and sit right next to him ("hey bro check out this funny video on my phone") and fondle his crotch a bit, see how he reacts. If his feelings were less clear beforehand, I'd see how he reacts to having out knees touching, etc
Crucifying Debaser on a upside down cross. He asks for water but no one cares to listen to the fat pig. He dies of a heart attack shortly after.
why do sharks have 2 pps?
one in the pussy, the other in the bussy
would you date a cis male without a penis?
reason for the missing penis?
accident, medical, whatever
unfortunate, but I guess the rest of him would have to be worth the trade. And he has to be a bottom of course.
sports fan
If I had to live in USA I’d live in Florida Miami with my Latina sisters and brothers
You would get attacked by the cartel
Hot
Isn’t full of pakistanis sperging out with machetes and stuff?
I live in London instead of one of the American states, it's very fun to be gay here! ^_^
The north is better ;P
Is it fun when you go to prison for defending yourself from a paki hate crime?
Crying again
Why? Can I do anything to help?
GGAYM2
im so fucking horny all the time i need a stay at home bf i can fuck 4 times a day and cuddle all night
you guys have any favorite gay erotica artists? I mean art, not rule34 or anime stuff. For me it's Ben Kimura