>Gandalf needed help slaying a dragon
>He approached a race of fat lazy goofballs to recruit a near rando
The frick was he thinking?
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>Gandalf needed help slaying a dragon
>He approached a race of fat lazy goofballs to recruit a near rando
The frick was he thinking?
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It literally says it in the book you moronic homosexual
>The frick was he thinking?
I'm going to abuse a "human robot" to do some nuclear clean up work. I can feel it in my ring when I finger it.
Smaug feasted on man and dwarf flesh so much he can detect them from miles away.
Gandalf, in his wisdom, gets a tiny little hobbit instead.
Read books instead of shitposting.
Hobbits are just dudes
they all taste like chicken. cmon man.
but if he knows the smell of humanoid creatures he would be able to recognise a hobbit for one of them, even if he didn't know what it was exactly "sniff sniff someone is coming here, smelling weird, not sure a man or a dwarf because it's kinda neither... uh must be nothing better go back to sleep"
Tolkien a hack
that is not gandalf’s reason. smaug said that he didn’t recognize hobbit smell, but he definitely recognized the dearves outside. it didnt help at all but to make smaug a little curious.
thats not a reason, thats serendipity.
It literally says it in the book you moronic homosexual
1) its a children's book
2) smaug can smell elf, human, orc, you name it
3) not knowing 2 means you are illiterate, as is expected from this board
They needed a thief, are you slow?
practically the entire point of the hobbit and lotr is the smallest of people standing up to the greatest evils
>medieval society where they haven't developed any renaissance technology
>except hobbits who somehow have wall clocks and umbrellas and waistcoats
Don't think too hard trying to make sense of it
remind me by the end of the story who had control of the lonely mountain and who was fish food in the lake I can’t remember
They needed a wee little lad bruv, just a wee little lad.
Dwarves asked him to hire someone as a burglar. So he did.
Actual competence was not in the specified job requirements, the little bugger just that much pissed him off with his "Good Morning!" mannerisms.
wouldnt a pure tuck, maybe one with some experience would have been better? Think other tucks who went on adventures already where mentioned.
it comes off that Gandalf kinda just like the idea of making someone adventurous for his own enjoyment rather than picking the best option for the job.
(if I was a wizard id probably find that more fun as well)
I think it's pretty obvious in the books that Gandalf is a psycho and likes to use people as tools.
Gandalf is a Norman calling docile native briton to wake up and take action.