>Gandalf needed help slaying a dragon. >He approached a race of fat lazy goofballs to recruit a near rando

>Gandalf needed help slaying a dragon
>He approached a race of fat lazy goofballs to recruit a near rando
The fuck was he thinking?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It literally says it in the book you retarded homosexual

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The fuck was he thinking?
    I'm going to abuse a "human robot" to do some nuclear clean up work. I can feel it in my ring when I finger it.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smaug feasted on man and dwarf flesh so much he can detect them from miles away.

    Gandalf, in his wisdom, gets a tiny little hobbit instead.

    Read books instead of shitposting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hobbits are just dudes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they all taste like chicken. cmon man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but if he knows the smell of humanoid creatures he would be able to recognise a hobbit for one of them, even if he didn't know what it was exactly "sniff sniff someone is coming here, smelling weird, not sure a man or a dwarf because it's kinda neither... uh must be nothing better go back to sleep"
      Tolkien a hack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is not gandalf’s reason. smaug said that he didn’t recognize hobbit smell, but he definitely recognized the dearves outside. it didnt help at all but to make smaug a little curious.

      thats not a reason, thats serendipity.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It literally says it in the book you retarded homosexual

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) its a children's book
    2) smaug can smell elf, human, orc, you name it
    3) not knowing 2 means you are illiterate, as is expected from this board

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They needed a thief, are you slow?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    practically the entire point of the hobbit and lotr is the smallest of people standing up to the greatest evils

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >medieval society where they haven't developed any renaissance technology
    >except hobbits who somehow have wall clocks and umbrellas and waistcoats

    Don't think too hard trying to make sense of it

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    remind me by the end of the story who had control of the lonely mountain and who was fish food in the lake I can’t remember

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They needed a wee little lad bruv, just a wee little lad.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves asked him to hire someone as a burglar. So he did.
    Actual competence was not in the specified job requirements, the little bugger just that much pissed him off with his "Good Morning!" mannerisms.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wouldnt a pure tuck, maybe one with some experience would have been better? Think other tucks who went on adventures already where mentioned.

      it comes off that Gandalf kinda just like the idea of making someone adventurous for his own enjoyment rather than picking the best option for the job.

      (if I was a wizard id probably find that more fun as well)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's pretty obvious in the books that Gandalf is a psycho and likes to use people as tools.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf is a Norman calling docile native briton to wake up and take action.

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