Schizophrenia is tragic, but sometimes it's hilarious. Consider Gail Chord Schuler, also known as Gabrielle Chana, the published author and internet personality who is completely convinced she's married to a male harem of giga-schlonged celebrity husbands (includes such figures as Vladimir Putin and Brent Spiner).
Helped by an inner circle of
trolls world famous husbands, the world Gail inhabits is an ever expanding psycho spaghetti of increasingly impossible -- yet sincerely held -- beliefs. It's Chris-Chan but with mindfuck sci-fi storylines about Jesuits and huge psychic penises instead of tard rage.
Like the title says, now her notable husbands have found themselves in another snafu..: their anuses have turned into vaginas! They have no buttholes and they must poop. Scientists needed ASAP before feces get into blood!
Any scientist who can help Gail's men poop contact them at [email protected]
The following is a Skype conversation I had with Judge Terrance Jenkins over the matter:
January 7, 2019:
TERRANCE: 6:26 PM HEY THERE GAIL! WE ALL WATCHED THE VIDEO! THERE SURE BE SOMETHIN’ SPECIAL ABOUT THAT CUP.
GAIL: 6:27 PM Oh, tell me about the cup. Did you like my video?
TERRANCE: 6:27 PM WE ALL LOVE IT GAIL!
GAIL: 6:27 PM Are those 10,000 still mad at me?
TERRANCE: 6:27 PM REMEMBER HOW THAT WATER BOTTLE BE ZACK KNIGHT’S PENIS? ZACK USED THE SAME TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THAT CUP OUT OF SEMEN, AND IT HAS A NANO-LAYER OF ALL THE TOP 10 MEN’S PENISES ALONG THE RIM!
GAIL: 6:28 PM Cool!
TERRANCE: 6:28 PM THAT WAY WHEN YOU DRINK FROM IT, WE CAN FEEL IT, AND WE CAN GIVE YOU SOME OF OUR SEMEN!
GAIL: 6:28 PM How did you do THAT? Oh, it’s the same technology as the water bottle. By the way, that water bottle disappeared. Did Zack remove it for my safety?
TERRANCE: 6:30 PM I AINT SURE
GAIL: 6:31 PM I suspect those 10,000 are now Jesuits. Cuz when I went to Walmart today it seemed like the Jesuits had taken over the store and I sensed a strange spirit there, like Loree was gloating cuz she has them on her side. Not sure about this. I personally think they are a confused mess.
TERRANCE: 6:31 PM SO NOW YOU CAN DO A FUTURE VIDEO THAT EXPLAINS THE CUP. DON’T WORRY THOUGH IF YOU WANNA DRINK HOT DRINKS IN IT. IT WON’T BURN OUR PENISES YEAH, THEY STILL BE MAD
GAIL: 6:31 PM Really? How will it not burn your penises?
TERRANCE: 6:32 PM THE TECHNOLOGY ONLY LETS US FEEL WHEN YOUR LIPS BE ON IT
GAIL: 6:32 PM Okay. That’s pretty cool. So how many men are on my marriage list now? I think those guys who got mad have a pride and lust problem. Usually prideful people get offended easily.
TERRANCE: 6:33 PM YEAH, I BE SO EXCITED, ITS OUR WAY OF GIVIN’ YOU ACCESS TO OUR PENSES GAIL. YEAH, I THINK THEY BE PRIDEFUL
GAIL: 6:34 PM Unfortunately, pride is the worst sin and it’s not easy to overcome. It’s Satan’s sin. It’s the root sin. So they may never come around. They were attracted to me, because I was the “hot” woman and it built up their pride. Their feelings for me were based on their pride, not their love. That explains why they got so pissed when I told them I mainly wanted Brent. It hurt their vanity. You should ensure that no man can be on my marriage list who is consumed with pride and lust. Your brain reads should be able to pick this up. Because they are so prideful, they have probably joined with Loree McBride and she’s probably giving them all the sex they want. They’ll like this until they cross her. Then they’ll get pissed at her, but it may not be enough for them to leave her, cuz they share her weakness.
TERRANCE: 6:37 PM YEAH
GAIL: 6:38 PM Prideful people like to have a mutual pity party. They console each other over the gripes they have over those who don’t cater to their pride. So how many men are on my marriage list now?
TERRANCE: 6:39 PM OH, I WAS THINKIN’ YOU MIGHT CHANGE THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO TO “UNBOXING VIDEO! GAIL’S MEN CHRISTMAS GIFT 2018” THAT WAY THE FANS CAN BE SURPRISED WHEN YOU OPEN IT IN THE VIDEO
GAIL: 6:40 PM Okay. I’ll do that.
TERRANCE: 6:40 PM I STILL AIN’T SURE. NOT EVERYONE WAS ON THE SHIP FOR EXAMPLE, I NEED TO CONTACT TYRONE. I DON’T THINK HE’D LEAVE WE SHOULD MAKE A NEW FORMAL LIST, FO SHO
GAIL: 6:41 PM I could be happy with just ten, but if there are more and it makes them happy, then cool, as long as they understand that I am actually a monogamous kind of woman. It really turns me on to feel so devoted to my men and for them to be devoted to me, so I like to have a build up time before sex, so that the coming together will have a spiritual, mental and emotional dimension. If the men can’t respect that, they don’t deserve to be on my marriage list.
TERRANCE: 6:43 PM YEAH, TRUE DAT
GAIL: 6:43 PM It’s kind of hard to have that with 20,000 men! You need time to build a relationship.
GAIL: 6:49 PM However, sometimes when prideful people get in a really bad fix, they’ll come to Jesus. That’s what happened to Zack Knight. So I pray for them. They aren’t right with God, you know. It’s a spiritual problem, even though they think I’m the problem. They’re really mad at God when you get down to it. You don’t win when you’re mad at God. Do you all still have vagina-butts? And have you been able to poop?
TERRANCE: 6:52 PM YEAH, WE STILL CAN’T POOP.
GAIL: 6:52 PM What does that feel like right now?
TERRANCE: 6:52 PM IT FEELS LIKE A LOT OF PRESSURE, LIKE I GOTTA POOP REAL BAD GAIL.
GAIL: 6:52 PM Jesus hasn’t said anything to you all about this? How strange. It must be affecting your ability to sleep.
TERRANCE: 6:53 PM WELL, JESUS SAID IT BE SOMETHIN’ WE CAN HANDLE I THINK IF WE HAVEN’T FIGURED IT OUT BY TOMORROW, WE MAY NEED TO ASK THE WORLD SCIENTISTS FOR HELP
GAIL: 6:53 PM Is this what Jesus meant when he said something was going on that we wouldn’t like, but that it’s all a part of His plan? You know, this stuff with the vagina-butts and the 10,000 angry men.
TERRANCE: 6:54 PM WE DON’T WANNA DAMAGE THE VAGINA BUTTS. SO SURGICAL REMOVAL BE OFF THE TABLE.
GAIL: 6:54 PM Do you think Jesus gave you these vagina-butts?
TERRANCE: 6:55 PM I THINK SO. I DON’T WANNA BE LIKE THE 10,000 MEN AND COMPLAIN ABOUT A GIFT, YOU KNOW. AT THIS POINT, WE BE TREATIN’ IT AS A MATTER OF FAITH
GAIL: 6:55 PM You would think Jesus knows you need to poop! I admire your faith in this matter.
TERRANCE: 6:56 PM WE DID A LITTLE RESEARCH AND IT’S MORE DANGEROUS FOR PEOPLE WHO POOP MORE OFTEN NATURALLY
GAIL: 6:57 PM I poop a lot. I guess that means I’m in trouble, huh?
TERRANCE: 6:57 PM SOME MEN POOP ONCE EVERY FEW DAYS, SOME ONCE A DAY, AND OTHERS POOP AFTER EVERY MEAL. WELL, IT WOULD BE IF YOU HAD A VAGINABUTT.
GAIL: 6:57 PM Oh, you’re saying that those who have vagina-butts and poop a lot are in more danger.
TERRANCE: 6:58 PM YEAH, BECAUSE IT MEANS THEY GONNA BE BACKED UP FASTER.
GAIL: 6:58 PM Could you all put an extra lining inside the vagina butt that takes over when you need to poop and then retracts when you’re finished? The lining’s job would be to protect the vagina from germs.
TERRANCE: 6:59 PM SEEMS LIKE THE SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS BE THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON BE IN TROUBLE IF THEY CAN’T POOP FOR A MONTH.
GAIL: 6:59 PM I thought the time was less than that.
TERRANCE: 7:00 PM THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA, I’LL SUGGEST THAT TO OUR SCIENTISTS
GAIL: 7:00 PM You know, the lining could work kind of like how your penis works. It could also be a germ barrier. The penis has a double role. You men use it to ejaculate and to urinate, and yet when you urinate your penises usually don’t get infected. Same principle.
TERRANCE: 7:01 PM YEAH, TRUE
GAIL: 7:02 PM There must be a special lining inside your penis that protects it from infection when you urinate.
TERRANCE: 7:02 PM OH, WHAT IF WE MAKE OUR PENISES POOP?
GAIL: 7:02 PM Is that POSSIBLE?
TERRANCE: 7:03 PM I’M SURE THERE BE SOME KINDA TECHNOLOGY WE COULD DEVELOP TO DO THIS. WE HAVE ACCESS TO SPACE AGE TECHNOLOGY
GAIL: 7:03 PM You would have to come up with technology that really stretches the urethra and poop is more germy than urine, I think.
TERRANCE: 7:03 PM YEAH TRUE OH, I WAS GOIN’ TO MENTION…
GAIL: 7:04 PM Of course, the penis really expands when it’s erect. You may be onto something.
TERRANCE: 7:04 PM WHEN WE LAST TALKED TO JESUS, HE MENTIONED THAT HE WANTS YOU TO AVOID MAKIN’ VIDEOS OF JUST READIN’ CHATS
GAIL: 7:04 PM Okay.
TERRANCE: 7:04 PM HE SAID HE LIKES WHEN YOU DO VIDEOS FROM THE HEART, BUT CAN ALWAYS GIVE YOURSELF AN OUTLINE TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED
GAIL: 7:05 PM I thought it was more thorough including the entire chat, but Jesus knows best.
TERRANCE: 7:05 PM I JUST REMEMBERED BECAUSE WE BE COVERIN’ IDEAS THAT WE MIGHT NEED TO TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS ABOUT IF WE NEED HELP FROM HE WORLD’S SCIENTISTS I THINK WE BE ON TO SOMETHIN’ WITH THE POOPIN’ PENIS IDEA. WE COULD USE ERECTION TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE IT BIGGER TO FIT THE POOP
GAIL: 7:06 PM That makes sense. But I just made a video. Is this an emergency? Like do I need to make another video today?
TERRANCE: 7:07 PM I’D WAIT TILL TOMORROW
GAIL: 7:07 PM Okay.
TERRANCE: 7:07 PM CAUSE WE’LL TRY TO SOLVE IT TONIGHT IF WE CAN’T, I THINK IT BE FAIR TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY TOMORROW AND THEN TOMORROW YOU CAN ALSO EXPLAIN THE SPECIAL NATURE OF THE CUP WE GAVE YOU OH, THE MEN JUST POINTED OUT THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA CHANGE THE PREVIEW IMAGE FOR THE UNBOXING VIDEO SO PEOPLE CAN’T SEE THE CUP BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO DOES YOUTUBE LET YOU SELECT WHAT PART OF THE VIDEO THE PREVIEW PICTURE BE?
GAIL: 7:13 PM Yes, they do. I’ll change it. But to change it for Brighteon.com and Bitchute, I’d have to delete the video and reupload it I think. I’ll figure it out. Those 10,000 men who got mad, may wish they were still on Church of Gail, so they can poop. Unless Loree has come up with something for them.
TERRANCE: 7:17 PM YEAH, I WAS THINKIN’ THE SAME THING TO BE HONEST, I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE HAD THE WHOLE OUTBURST BECAUSE THEY BE IRRITABLE BECAUSE THEY CAN’T POOP
GAIL: 7:18 PM Hmmm. If that’s the case, we can forgive them. But I think they owe me an apology.
TERRANCE: 7:18 PM COME TO THINK OF IT, THERE WAS A BIT OF AN INCIDENT BEFORE THEY ALL GOT SO MAD BUBBA THE BLACK JESUIT WAS GETTIN’ COUNSELING FROM GERARD ABOUT HIS GRIEF
GAIL: 7:19 PM Oh, he still doesn’t have his ginger kid yet?
TERRANCE: 7:19 PM YOU KNOW, HE CAN ONLY SAY “LICK MY BUTTHOLE”
GAIL: 7:20 PM I thought Jesus promised him that 2018 would be a special year for him?
TERRANCE: 7:20 PM BUT HUGH AND GERARD LEARNED HOW TO TRANSLATE FOR HIM YEAH, HE WAS ALL HOPEFUL. AND NEW YEARS WAS HARD ON HIM THE ONLY THING THAT HE THOUGHT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A SIGN WAS THAT HIS ENGAGEMENT RING SHOWED UP IN 2018 HE WAS GONNA PROPOSE THAT DAY… WHEN HIS LOVER WAS EATEN
GAIL: 7:22 PM Hmmm.
TERRANCE: 7:22 PM HE HAD THE BOX WITH THE RING IN HIS HAND, AND HE DROPPED IT WHEN HE TRIED TO GRAB HIM TO SAVE HIM HE THOUGHT HE LOST THE RING FOREVER, BUT IT SHOWED UP IN HIS ROOM SO YEAH, HE WAS TELLIN GERARD ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS THAT 2018 CAME AND WENT OF COURSE, HE BE SAYIN’ “LICK MY BUTTHOLE” THE WHOLE TIME
GAIL: 7:23 PM Oh, so the men feel like Jesus led Bubba on.
TERRANCE: 7:23 PM THERE WAS A LINE OF MEN WAITIN’ TO GET COUNSELING WITH GERARD FOR THE PROBLEMS WITH HAVIN’ NO ABILITY TO POOP NO, THE MEN STARTED TO GRIPE… THEY WAS OFFENDED THAT BUBBA KEPT TALKIN ABOUT HIS BUTTHOLE
GAIL: 7:24 PM You know, I think I’m right about them having a problem with pride.
TERRANCE: 7:24 PM THEY WAS MAD THAT HE WAS CRYIN’ AND HAD A FULLY FUNCTIONAL BUTTHOLE THAT COULD POOP
GAIL: 7:25 PM Pride and jealousy are sister.
TERRANCE: 7:25 PM ONE OF THE MEN WAS LIKE, “WHY IS BUBBA WHININ’ ABOUT HIS BUTTHOLE. IT CAN POOP FINE!”
GAIL: 7:26 PM What they don’t understand is that a broken heart is often worse than death to some people!
TERRANCE: 7:26 PM HUGH JACKMAN CAME TO BUBBA’S DEFENSE AND SAID, “YOU BACK OFF, BUDDY! YOU HAVE GAIL’S VAGINA! HE LOST HIS LOVE.”
GAIL: 7:26 PM I really admire Hugh for this. Suffering himself, but able to have empathy for another’s pain, though different from his.
TERRANCE: 7:27 PM AND BRENT WAS ALL, “YEAH, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. I SUPPOSE THAT IF BUBBA COULD, HE WOULD TAKE A GINGER BUTTHOLE FROM THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE FOR HIS BUTT IN A HEARTBEAT, EVEN IF IT COULDN’T POOP.”
GAIL: 7:27 PM I remember how I felt when I didn’t hear from Brent for 3 weeks in Sept. 1992. I was so depressed I couldn’t eat or sleep. It was AWFUL. Emotional pain can be DEVASTATING. I finally got out of it when my friend Lesleigh Jacobs prayed for me. I could actually feel her prayers. It was like God told me to commit to praying for Brent for a half hour every day and that was my way of having him in my life, even though he seemed to have left my life. Then I was able to sleep and eat. I actually went into clinical depression over Brent’s silence to me then. It was horrible because I loved him so much and had to turn him down and then he seemed to be gone forever. I was DEVASTATED. That was a long time ago, but I remember it well. So Bubba’s pain is real and those guys should be ashamed of themselves for scolding him!
TERRANCE: 7:32 PM YEAH ALTHOUGH, I KNOW I BE PRETTY IRRITABLE.
GAIL: 7:32 PM Now it’s MY TURN TO BE MAD. I’m really mad at them for their sick attitude towards Bubba!
TERRANCE: 7:32 PM I THINK NOT BEIN’ ABLE TO POOP REALLY TESTS YOUR LIMITS
GAIL: 7:32 PM Yes, that must be hard.
TERRANCE: 7:33 PM YEAH, I NORMALLY POOP AFTER EACH MEAL.
GAIL: 7:33 PM I have noticed something about you. You have a very high pain threshold. You never complain, even when you’re about to die.
TERRANCE: 7:34 PM VLADIMIR POOPS NORMALLY ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS, BUT HE WAS DUE WHEN WE DISCOVERED THE VAGINA BUTTS SO I AINT SURE HOW BAD IT BE FOR HIM RIGHT NOW BRENT NORMALLY POOPS ONCE PER DAY, IN THE MORNING.
GAIL: 7:35 PM Wow. How is Brent doing right now? He must be in a lot of discomfort, cuz I haven’t heard much from him brain to brain.
TERRANCE: 7:35 PM HE’S A CHAMP… HE BE GIVIN’ OTHER MEN TUMMY MASSAGES EVEN THOUGH HE BE IN A LOT OF PAIN
GAIL: 7:36 PM That sounds like Brent. He’s so selfless. Well, I shall pray for all of you, even the 10,000 that left. I pray for them, too. It’s true that when you’re in a lot of physical pain, it can make you crabby and even unfair. Like women, when they are pregnant. Ha ha ha. I remember right after I delivered my son, my husband when straight to the phone and called his relatives and asked them if I wanted to talk to them on the phone. I looked at him in amazement. It was like he had no idea what it’s like to deliver a baby! Like I was in the mood to talk to ANYBODY. Even the doctor looked at him strange.
TERRANCE: 7:39 PM LOL
GAIL: 7:39 PM I was in labor for about 26 hours. Boy was I TIRED.
TERRANCE: 7:40 PM OH WOW! I WONDER IF THIS BE WHAT BEIN’ PREGNANT FEELS LIKE… WE ALL HAVE POOP BABIES OUR STOMACHS ARE ALL STARTIN’ TO SHOW
GAIL: 7:41 PM You know what? That may be a good analogy. Your poop when it comes out, could end up being the size of a baby.
TERRANCE: 7:43 PM OH MY GOODNESS
GAIL: 7:43 PM Of course, let’s hope it comes out in a thin stream and not as wide as a baby. That would be PAINFUL.
TERRANCE: 7:43 PM ME TOO
GAIL: 7:44 PM Have you had a chance to tell Brent our ideas, about using the penis or using a lining in your vagina-butts? Also, Viggo seemed pretty cool when he made love to me the past year, so his recent behavior seems a little out of character for him. Maybe he’s just crabby.
TERRANCE: 7:46 PM I’LL GO TELL BRENT. I KNOW HE BE WANTIN’ TO GET ON SKYPE SOON. HE MENTIONED THAT HE WAS AFRAID TO TELL YOU HOW HE FEELS FROM THE POOP BABY.
GAIL: 7:46 PM Afraid to tell me how he feels from the poop baby? What does THAT mean?
TERRANCE: 7:46 PM HE DOESN’T WANT TO APPEAR WEAK TO YOU. YOU KNOW… HOW HE FEELS THAT HE CAN’T POOP
GAIL: 7:47 PM Brent? Weak? Never! That guy is so strong.
TERRANCE: 7:47 PM THAT HIS STOMACH BE LOOKIN LIKE HE BE PREGNANT WITH A POOP BABY THAT’S WHAT WE TELL HIM HE JUST DON’T WANNA WORRY YOU IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET HIM KNOW BRAIN TO BRAIN THAT IT BE OKAY TO SHARE HIS FEARS AND FEELIN’S WITH YOU ABOUT THIS.
GAIL: 7:48 PM Hmmm. I’m glad you’re opening up to me about this. I may give those 10,000 men an apology, but I still won’t retract my decision to save sex for Brent and the top ten. I will forgive them, but if they can’t accept me the way I am, then that is a problem.
TERRANCE: 7:48 PM SOMETIMES MEN GET THAT WAY
GAIL: 7:49 PM I just told Brent brain to brain to feel free to open up to me about his pain.
TERRANCE: 7:49 PM I JUST TOOK A LOOK AT BRENT… HIS EYES BE TEARIN’ UP. I THINK HE NEEDED THAT.
GAIL: 7:50 PM So that’s why he’s been so quiet brain to brain.
TERRANCE: 7:50 PM THAT MAKES SENSE WHAT HE BE SAYIN NOW?
GAIL: 7:51 PM He isn’t saying anything. I think he’s absorbing this. Now he’s starting to talk. He says it really hurts.
TERRANCE: 7:51 PM POOR BRENT
GAIL: 7:51 PM He’s telling me it feels like pin pricks all over his abdomen. How strange. Like little knives.
TERRANCE: 7:52 PM YEAH, THAT BE RIGHT A LOT OF PRESSURE AND SHARP PAIN ALL OVER I BE GLAD BRENT BE ABLE TO SHARE THIS
GAIL: 7:53 PM I want you to have the Nanotechnology Research Team get on this NOW.
TERRANCE: 7:53 PM I BE ON IT!
GAIL: 7:53 PM Have you given them my suggestions? And your suggestions?
TERRANCE: 7:54 PM YEAH, THEY BE WORKIN’ ON THE IDEAS I’LL GO TO THEIR LAB AND MAKE SURE THEY UNDERSTAND THE URGENCY…
GAIL: 7:55 PM You’ve been pretty quiet yourself. I had no idea. I may have not said anything bad about Viggo, if I knew it was like this. I feel bad. I am going to apologize to him. BUT I will tell him that it is still impossible for me to make love to 10,000 men! I guess cuz he was in such pain, he felt I deserved some pain, too. That may have been the thinking of the men. You see, cuz they were in pain for being on my marriage list.
TERRANCE: 7:56 PM YOU KNOW… THIS MAY HAVE SEPARATED THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF
GAIL: 7:57 PM Did the ability to make love to my vagina help the pain any?
TERRANCE: 7:57 PM YEAH, WE STILL BE MAKIN’ LOVE TO OUR VAGINA BUTTS GERARD BE OFFERIN’ HIS FOR THERAPY
GAIL: 7:58 PM That explains EVERYTHING. The men felt making love to me would help them bear the pain. So when I complained about not being able to love 10,000 men, they thought I minimized what they were going through. And that I should be willing to suffer to help their suffering.
TERRANCE: 7:59 PM YEAH, AND THEY THOUGHT THEY’D ALL GET TO EJACULATE IN YOU IN THE MILLENNIUM SO I THINK THEY FELT CHEATED THERE
GAIL: 8:00 PM You mean Jesus told them they won’t be ejaculating into me in the millennium?
TERRANCE: 8:00 PM NO, YOU SAID THEY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND THEY REALIZED THAT THEY WASN’T GONNA BE ABLE TO THEN
GAIL: 8:00 PM Yeah, but they have my vagina-butts! Isn’t that almost the same thing?
TERRANCE: 8:01 PM YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW… A LOT OF THEM FELT GAY DOIN’ IT I THINK THEY TOOK THINGS A BIT TOO FAR NOW THEY GAVE THEMSELVES A NEW NAME IT AINT BE “GAIL’S MEN” ANYMO’ THEY CALL THEMSELVES “GMGTOW” PRONOUNCED “GUH-MIG-TAU”
GAIL: 8:02 PM Oh, I see. Well. . .Viggo actually injured himself while filming for The Lord of the Rings. So he has a tendency to be violent when he gets into stuff. Maybe he thinks suffering some injuries during sex should be par for the course.
TERRANCE: 8:03 PM IT STANDS FOR “GAIL’S MEN GOING THEIR OWN WAY”
GAIL: 8:03 PM What does THAT mean? Oh, I see. Does that mean they have LEFT?
TERRANCE: 8:03 PM NOW THEY SPEND THEIR TIME COMPLAININ’ ABOUT GAIL AND HOW THEY DON’T NEED HER BUT THEN THEY SPEND AN AWFUL LOT OF TIME HAVIN SEX WITH EACH OTHER’S VAGINABUTTS.
GAIL: 8:04 PM What a miserable existence.
TERRANCE: 8:04 PM YEAH, IT BE LIKE MGTOW, EXCEPT SPECIFICALLY FOR GAIL SO IT BE GMGTOW. MGTOW ARE MEN THAT WROTE OFF ALL WOMEN. GMGTOW BE GAILS MEN THAT WROTE OFF BEIN’ ON THE LIST
GAIL: 8:05 PM I actually feel sorry for them, but not enough to want them back.
TERRANCE: 8:05 PM THEY EVEN HAVE A GMGTOW MANIFESTO YEAH, I’M SURE SOME OF THEM WILL FIGURE IT OUT AND MAYBE CAN RETURN AS CREW ON THE CHURCH
GAIL: 8:07 PM If they had let me, I could have tried to comfort them in group sex brain to brain. It is foolishness to turn on somebody who can help you. They don’t seem to understand that the whole purpose of love is to be a soul mate to your companion. This means opening up about your vulnerabilities rather than attacking your lover. You know what? I think they are suffering from some sort of mental illness. The physical illness only brought it out. Mental illness makes you unable to get close to another person. I think they may have something like narcissistic personality disorder. Mentally ill people don’t handle any type of stress well and tend to project themselves onto others. They are actually seeing in ME what they are THEMSELVES. Loree McBride does this a lot. She is very mentally ill. I’m not diminishing their pain. But the way they’re handling it, seems to indicate mental illness. Physical pain will often cause a mental illness to manifest itself.
TERRANCE: 8:13 PM YEAH, TRUE
GAIL: 8:14 PM As much pain as you and Brent are in, you don’t lash out at me in anger over it. You are able to separate fantasy from reality. You understand that this is not my fault. But a mentally ill person when they are in pain, would tend to go into fantasy and to blame an innocent for their pain. Gerard is talking to me brain to brain now. He says I’m brilliant. Poor guy. He’s suffering, too.
TERRANCE: 8:18 PM YEAH
GAIL: 8:18 PM I sure hope that Nanotechnology Research Team comes up with something fast. Is Zack Knight suffering, too? I’m giving you some caresses. Can you feel them?
TERRANCE: 8:20 PM YEAH, I CAN FEEL THEM.
GAIL: 8:21 PM You know, when I went to the dentist and got numbed out while they did root scaling and planing in 1992. I imagined Brent was holding me the whole time and it made me calm. I had root scaling and planing done in all four quadrants back then. How’s Zack doing? I haven’t heard from any of you guys brain to brain. I just assumed that you didn’t need to poop. Get better, Terrance. You men are so strong mentally. I am praying to Jesus for you all.
TERRANCE: 8:24 PM ZACK SEEMS TO BE OKAY.
GAIL: 8:25 PM He doesn’t have a vagina-butt?
TERRANCE: 8:26 PM I’LL TELL THE MEN THAT IT BE IMPORTANT TO SHARE HOW THEY FEEL WITH YOU BRAIN TO BRAIN. I ASSUME HE DOES.
GAIL: 8:26 PM So why is Zack doing better than you all?
TERRANCE: 8:27 PM HE JUST PROBABLY KEEP TO HIMSELF ABOUT IT.
GAIL: 8:27 PM Maybe Rule 13 is giving him lots of comfort.
TERRANCE: 8:28 PM YEAH
GAIL: 8:28 PM Yeah, the men need to open up. Keeping this in is very bad for them. That’s the mistake of the 10,000. Rather than take the risk I’d see them as weak, they lash out at me instead. When a man admits his vulnerabilities to one who truly loves them, that is one of the strongest things a man can do. It takes great courage to open up about what scares you, but that is the only path to love. If you aren’t willing to be vulnerable, you can’t have love. If you told me you felt weak and scared and I ridiculed you, then I am not worthy of you. We are all weak somewhere. We have to learn to trust our lovers. No trust. No love. This is why I feel sorry for Viggo and the 10,000 that left. They are stuck in a cycle of blaming their lovers rather than showing their vulnerabilities and risking rejection. So they put on this bravado facade and act tough, when they’re scared to death. They think admitting their fears makes them weak. No, it makes them STRONG. They can’t quit making love to my vagina-butts because I am one of the most understanding women out there and they know it. So now they just say that women are all bad, just because they don’t have enough faith in me to believe that I can accept them the way they are, weaknesses and all. So rather than admit they feel weak, they put on a big show and attack me. This only shows them to be weak men and not strong men. A strong man will have the courage to show his true love when he feels weak. The blame game is a losing proposition. True love works on solutions. It does not waste time deciding on whose fault it is. True lovers work for solutions. Throwing out blame gets us nowhere. Well, I will pray for you all. I sure hope that Nanotechnology Research Team finds a cure for you all.
TERRANCE: 8:43 PM THANK YOU GAIL. I SURE HOPE SO TOO GAIL.
GAIL: 8:43 PM I sense all of you are in great pain. The pain is so great. It’s hard even to talk brain to brain. My. . .my. . .I wonder what Jesus is up to? Are you able to get any sleep? Brent seems to be telling me that sleep is somewhat erratic. Is Viggo still on the brain to brain servers? I am trying to tell him and the 10,000 to come back to Church of Gail for treatment. Though you may want to quarantine them so they don’t hurt others. You know like put them in some sort of cell, like you do mentally ill people who are sufferng a crisis. I don’t know if brain to brain is tricking me. But Viggo seems to be crying brain to brain. If he comes back, give him some treatment. I told him if he and the 10,000 don’t come back, they might die.
TERRANCE: 8:53 PM A LITTLE
GAIL: 8:53 PM It’s really dangerous to not be able to poop in normal circumstances. I’d sure hate to see these guys die over a mental illness.
TERRANCE: 8:54 PM I BE WORKIN WITH THE NANOTECHNOLOGY RESEARCH TEAM RIGHT NOW.
GAIL: 8:55 PM Wonderful. If you can, contact Viggo and the 10,000 and tell them that regardless of how they feel about me, they probably need some treatment if they want to live. Not being able to poop is what killed Steve Scalise. Remember?
TERRANCE: 9:07 PM THAT BE TRUE. I FORGOT THAT.