Fun names are AGP

Why is it that HSTS always choose names that are boring, like Blaire or Jennifer?
Imagine crying out "Blaire" during sex. You can't, can you, because it's incredibly lame.
Why do AGPs always choose the best names?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Nina

    >Alice

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mu name is cool and non agp 🙂

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those are good names wdym?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we haven't progressed enough to dismantle naming yet; we're still tied down to cisnormative names unfortunately. but you're free to name yourself whatever the frick, famous people love to do that to their kids

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hsts choose real people names
    agps choose names like lilith or name themselves after anime characters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, just pick a gender neutral name or normal girl name you weirdos.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also make sure that your name is from YOUR OWN culture
        If you're american don't choose a french/spanish/japanese/swedish name. Choose a normal anglo name

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unless your family has those names ya

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this is just weird cope from some one who got told its weird for a white girl to name herself asuka

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the person telling white girls that it's weird to be named asuka wtf are you on about moron

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I chose my name as a kid ngl, it has the exact same vibes as my deadname and when you combine it with my middle name I have the same initials and number of syllables. Genuinely I think its made it easier for people to switch from one to the other but I picked it so long ago it's really just been my name to me

    also actually hearing "I want to frick you to death jess" was definitely hotter than "i want to frick you to death ryuku luna kassopadelia" would have been

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jennifer is a fun name though

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would I be made fun of for naming myslef Catherine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, that's a normal name.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >oh god Gertrude! you're so tight!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I decided for Josephine and a month later I found a song that literally talks about a troony called the same.

  11. 1 year ago
    bartender

    someone somewhere obe day is gonna yell out xæe-32 during sex

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