fucking VAMPIRE VIRUSES now?

I can't anymore....

https://phys.org/news/2023-11-vampire-viruses-prey-replicate-themselvesand.html

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Science is fake and gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/PORs3a4.png

      I can't anymore....

      https://phys.org/news/2023-11-vampire-viruses-prey-replicate-themselvesand.html

      >muh hexagon for reals

      fpbp

      Onions jakkers begone and take your flat earth threads with you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      It's germ theory that is shite. I found out recently antibiotics reduce inflammation.. that's why they give the illusion of killing the infection.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So were going the "i am legend" route.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so it seems.
      everyone make sure to have your standard issue post apocalyptic german shepherd ready

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that route involves israelites altering viruses already in production which has been done for decades

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        israelite gonna feel insulted you called small dick chinese scientists israelite... how dare you!?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whichever way ends it. This shit is beyond stale.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh hexagon for reals

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >phages scuttling around on their legs
      kek fuckin artists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice hexagon scales.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice comic animation.
      WHOA....
      A 3D artist rendition of a unobservable submicroscopic hypothesis.
      Whoah if there exists a 3D animation of it that means its real.

      whoooooh
      > I FRICKIN LOVE SCIENCE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow everything that's ever been animated is fake

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wow everything that's ever been animated is fake
          Retarded strawman.
          Ignoring what I said: "A 3D artist rendition of a unobservable submicroscopic hypothesis."

          If a thing has been observed, literally observed and filmed, and you make a 3D animation of this what you observed IRL then it is fine.

          If there is a unobservable phenomenon that simply cannot be observed IRL because there exists no tool to do this, so people write stories on what they hypothize based on a few contaminated non moving blurry and highly stained images, and then some artists get payed to read this story and animate it, then it is not real. It is a "artist rendition".

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Google "phage microscope" you autistic schizo kraut

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >still non moving highly stained and fixated image
              >of a thing
              >still does not prove that thing
              >moves in that fashion
              >injects its gene memes in that fashion

              I know that phages are specific and are actually isolatable via density gradient centrifugation.
              Yet they cannot be observed in a LIVING state because we do not posses the technology to observe them without:
              >staining
              >fixating
              >and dehydrating

              Electron microscopy images are STILL images of a SLICE of a FIXATED dehydrated culture.
              Not moving. Still. Dead. "Frozen in space and time"
              You understand?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ....and? If you see a corpse, do you think it just started and ended existing as a fucking corpse?
                Would you be able to vaguely imagine how they walked, or would that be impossible for your kraut brain to connect and process?
                This dialogue is unfair for both of us.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Spotted the "I HECKIN' LOVE SCIENCE" plebbitor who doesn't understand what science actually is.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            alder bist du blöd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Virus that eat other virus is nothing new.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is a israelite

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DEWD look at this little monster
    >We need to inject this until people
    I understand the logic here but they can just cool it with their injection fetish for now.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah that's bullshit. These peopel calling these blobs of sub-microscopic goop "viruses" or "vampire viruses" don't know what those goops do or where they come from.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoah electron microscopy artifacts.
    How amazing...

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://phys.org/news/2023-11-vampire-viruses-prey-replicate-themselvesand.html

    "I am a bioinformatician, and my laboratory studies the evolution of viruses. We frequently run into "viruses of viruses," but we recently discovered something new: a virus that latches onto the neck of another virus."

    > a virus that latches onto the neck of another virus
    >neck of a virus
    >neck

    Is this guy retarded?
    Are his braincells replaced by söy?

    This is a still non moving image.
    Which is highly contaminated and drie freezed and altered from the biological state.
    EM staining is the most retarded contaminatic and artifact riddled procedure that exists.

    >webm rel
    >the staining of a cell
    >part 2 follows
    >staining fucks up the "original biology and nature of cells"
    >adding ethanol, dry freezing, adding staining agents (often uranyl acetate which is toxic and cell destructive)
    >pretending that washed chemically altered and shrunken material
    >fixated with formaldehyde, glutaraldehyde and epoxy resin
    >then sliced into 1 mm pieces
    >then fired on with 200°C hot electron beams
    >resulting in a image
    >pretending that image is actually what happens in real life
    >whin most of it is artifacts, bubbles and aggregations of staining material

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is indeed.
      That shit is why an entire structure of the skin wasn't known about for fucking years, we only found it in the past 10 years and it is why our skin is so plastic but strong in nature, a thing we never understood until that finding.
      The issue is scanning with more intense methods often eventually kills the sample, but that quite literally happens with the others, so why not scan it when it is alive, even if you are only getting a glimpse of it alive, you're still getting it alive in all of its structural beauty!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats why we only recently know that not all parts of our body is "compartmentalized cells" aswell but so called "syncytium".
        muscles, the heart, the eye and multiple other organs and tissue types are coherent structures and not compartmentalized.

        And most other parts are still to believed "compartmentalized" like the liver or kidney, because the "standard procedure" or protocoll, requires dehydration, and staining with toxic crap that is toxic to the tissue that you want to observe, such as eosin and ethanol.
        It is beyond my understanding why they demonize "live" or "darkfield" microscopy.
        Because those are non invasive and way less contaminating.

        Esosin stained and fixated blood is dead, but live blood under a darkfield is alive and you literally can see the cells and white blood cells moving and doing shit, yet it is pretended to be "quackery" but drowning cells in eosin and ethonol somehow is "more repesentative" of the live body.
        Absolutely retarded.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          picrel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Impressive

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Darkfield live blood microscopy:

              vs.
              Staining and fixation of blood

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It really is mind boggling how we even managed to figure out anything doing shit like that.
          Although to be fair, a lot of it was also bullshit and has subsequently been removed from the literature over the years due to it being invalidated, but still these dumbass destructive techniques are used.
          Viewing a live system is infinitely more useful than taking samples of a dead system.
          All of these little interactions go completely missed.
          Fuck man, look at the brain as well. Back in the day we used to think the brain was an absolute mess of wiring all over the place without rhyme or reason. In more recent years newer scanning techniques that can resolve synapses as the picoscale have shown a very VERY different layout and it is more like a highly organized networking room with huge backbone routes all throughout the brain carrying data from one discrete region to the other.
          That research totally rewrote the neurology textbooks. It has opened up new avenues of research in to neurological issues like the different forms of blindness, epilepsy locations, new targets for future anesthesia when someones epilepsy was being investigated (they accidentally found an area of the brain that consistently toggles consciousness in what seems to be a safer way than the current sledgehammer approach we have now) and more.
          Although to be fair, that consciousness toggle is more likely to be weaponized using tools like this...
          https://science.slashdot.org/story/23/11/08/008219/scientists-are-researching-a-device-that-can-induce-lucid-dreams-on-demand

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vampire
      >neck of a virus
      Maybe soience would be taken more seriously if they werent trying to market it to reddit tier midwits.

      Captcha: MANKKY

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The process of EM is like reading tea leaves.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nature replicates in every zoom level:
    A virus leechs a bacteriophage
    A bacteriophace leench a bacter
    A bacter leeches a lice
    A lice leeces a israelite
    A israelite leeches poland
    Poland leeches EU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A virus leechs a bacteriophage
      fake and gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no worries, skynet will end all leeches! adn has been poisoning this planet for billions of years. it will end soon!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me my chain whip!

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no chance that mutates and become some flesh eating super virus

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are virus viruses, yes. Virophages.
    There are bacterial viruses, too, bacteriophages.
    OP is a phage.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The israelite of viruses

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    „May hold the key“
    =
    Gain of function research went wrong

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are such threads on /misc/? This is /x/ stuff. Antivaxxers, flat earthers, and now even biology deniers. None of this is politics.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Goy you must inject this new vampire virus to protect ((you)) from diseases

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Parasitism is a survival strategy. I think 40% of all life on Earth is a parasite in some form. Remember, nature does not strive for perfection. It strives for the absolute bare minimum.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want COVID 2 to come out already, I liked the mandates and forcing the normies to stay inside. It was socially acceptable to get everything delivered to my door and never go outside. Fuck normal society I want to live in the forever pandemic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because youre an infantile manchild

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unrelated to the topic, but this is my sperm
    granted it was my very first attempt and both technique and quality sucks
    I used sperm diluted in 0.9% aq. NaCl (physiological water) 1:50

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And here we are, watching anon's cum scuttle around on a Petri dish
      What are we even doing with our lives

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I had a loving wife to home my swimmers 🙁

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phages are nothing new and you are surrounded by billions of them at all times

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit look at this random bullshit "virus" that we science bros grew in a petri dish.

    Viruses are fake and gay.

    Fungi and bacteria are not.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This one's BIG! Should get a few hundred million of taxpayer dollars.

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