>fucked a local trans girl I met on grindr. >wear condom. >pull out after busting in her ass

>fricked a local trans girl I met on grindr
>wear condom
>pull out after busting in her ass
>wiener comes out squeaky clean
>pull off condom and hold it up to the light to see how much I came
>condom is literally tinged brown
>run to the bathroom and wipe the condom with a tissue
>literal shit all over tissue

Yea straight men would totally be into having translucent boy shit on their wiener, cis women can’t compete with this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you wipe the condom instead of throwing it away? Lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To make sure my eyes weren’t deceiving me, like I said, my wiener came out “clean”

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh, straight people do anal A LOT, it's one of the most popular forms of sex these days. Even fricking cisbians do anal. Get a grip, frogposter, and go back with your shit larps. You haven't had sex in years or ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Because all of my friends are straight cis men, and the general consensus between all the straight cis men I’ve ever spoken to about women was this: they never talk about anal, I t’s always about the pussy, making the pussy wet, is the pussy tight, the pussy this the pussy that. They make it very clear, anal is a novelty thing you do with your partner a handful of times per year. What a sad cope. I highly doubt you’ve every been in a group of straight cis men talking about women, your opinion is not valid you just don’t know, yet you’re so sure of yourself KEK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Another larp paragraph

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is your mind on porn. In real life anal is relatively infrequent among hetero couples. Please stop posting and go outside.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've done anal with another cis woman wearing a strap on, it was basically pointless but still fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bruh, straight people do anal A LOT
      No we don't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >T. Doesn't have sex
        I managed a sex shop for a year and every third customer was a het couple getting anal play stuff, its extremely popular with cishets especially when the sexual relationship has stagnated

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          selection bias. no surprise you are a wagecuck working retail and not an actual job

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This but management entirely is not an actual job. Working the counter or stock is an actual job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bruh, straight people do anal A LOT,
      The professional take from someone who has only seen the Anal section of a porn site.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It may be a generational thing.
      In popular culture and personal experience guys in my age group were always into trying anal with a girl and that's why it became a meme for women to be like "i'm not into anal UGH"
      I guess for zoomers since femboys and transgirls became more popular we don't have to resort to anal with cis women anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And to add to this plenty of cis women my age that I know have also tried anal with a guy.
        May also be much less common for zoomer cis women for the same reasons.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i got penis-preserving SRS would you frick my weird unfeeling neovegana instead. i don't even need to orgasm or enjoy sex i just want to be desired

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ever notice how the stupidest threads start with a frog?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the worst case scenario for anal. best case scenario is that you avoid any actual shit, but the room still smells like ass

    avoid anal at all costs

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had a small 2 inch penis so people didn’t always want my pp in their shitter

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