Fuck you HR roasites and academia trannies.

Fuck you HR roasites and academia trannies.
I have tons of experience in full stack frameworks and NoSQL database experience but nooooo the heckin degreerino isnt there!!! So I dont get the fucking job. Such stupid bullshit. The LAST thing they check on any resume is your fucking education. Why care about it if I am qualified and passed the final interview rounds?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're that good, build something people will consider good enough to buy or that attracts enough traffic that an ad based revenue becomes viable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just because someone knows how to build something well doesn't mean they know anything about what others would like to pay money for. They're entirely different skill and knowledge sets.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was that waifu creation site again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Picrew?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      waifu labs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      picrew.me, there are a number of them, you can search on tbharchive.org/LULZ/

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you fuck up the hiring manager will look really bad giving you a chance despite no degree, nobody ever got fired for following orders.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In entry-mid career jobs they usually don't look at education if instead you have experience/certs/portfolio, but for any senior job education is almost always a requirement and if you have tons of experience in the field you should know that.
    If it's not senior role then HR probably just didn't like you and made education as an excuse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HR does not make hiring/firing decisions. They just run background checks.
      My department is hiring right now. They will interview with the manager, then his top picks will be discussed with his boss. While they're doing that, HR runs background checks. The manager will call references if he feels it's necessary.
      I don't know of any company ever that had HR making hiring decisions - at most they'll review applications to weed out the obvious trash, forward them to the hiring manager, and run background checks on the fina candidates.
      You autists keep failing...and keep blaming the wrong people, lol.
      HR usually has procedural oversight in the aqpplication process, and vetting candidates. The person who interviews you made the decision not hire your worthless, no-degree autistic ass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >HR does not make hiring/firing decisions. They just run background checks.

        Yeah I better contact my teachers to serve as a reference. Thankfully, I'm on good terms with them. Anything else I should do to help recruiters get a better idea of who I am?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't bother with recruiters. They're mostly scams. Recruiters haven't been a thing for 20, 30 years.

          Like I said, contact all the temp/contract agencies in your area. They will work with you to make you more attractive to potential employers. They will also have jobs that aren't listed anywhere else. I know peope who got hired by Xerox, Google, and a big pubishing house in NYC for their server team, from an agency.

          Very, very, very few big companies hire off the street these days, unless it's something high turnover, like sales.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you, I'm a quite overwhelmed with what I have to do to get a job, and on top of all the things I'm learning at the moment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HRs can and often do turn around people they simply didn't like. Half of the industry doesn't have related degree or any degree at all. This is reality, it doesn't matter how many schizoposts you will make.
        But I don't know, maybe in US you have your own retarded rules as always. Make me a background check on your mother

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >HRs can and often do turn around people they simply didn't like.
          No, they don't. But you'll keep making shit up to deflect from being so wrong all day. It's your nature, you can't manage your autism.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No degree
    >Can't get a job
    Lol, he fell for the "don't need a degree meme"

    Cope more, there's more to computer science than you'll be able to spontaneously teach yourself on YouTube. Computer science does not equal being good at programming.

    People like Elon musk only shill that degrees aren't required because they want cheaper workers for the shitty jobs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch there are pajeets right now being paid 40k a year. They don't have an American IBM degree neither.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and there's indians who cheated their way though university on 200k in silicon valley right now.

        What's your point? A degree always improves your job prospects. Just don't do a degree in a bullshit field and you'll be fine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A BA these days is just a moron filter, ike a HS diploma was back in the day. With a degree, you know this person can accomplish the bare minimum, and hopefuly won't have to do any on the job training. A NEET showing up with no degree and a bunch of fake clains on their CV and dummy certs is a liability, no matter how you look at it, because chances are, they're going to be severely socially awkward, will need training for basic things like washing daily and not peeing all over the floor in the bathroom, and will never reach productivity goals, even if they do have any legit skills.
          They want someone who can plunk down in a seat and understand basic directives and get something done, not "Ah, christ, he's hiding in the supply closet crying again because the female admin talked to him."

          I guarantee the OP of this thread got passed on, because he came across as a complete fucking sperg in the interview. But he'll keep blaming HR, anyway.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy fucking projection

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He spent 100k (with 5% interest rate) on a degree and still can't code better than a youtube pajeet.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's about signalling
    The only things that matter are your degree (esp if from a top school) and experience
    Everything else is fluff unless you hit exactly what they want

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you allowing HR roasties no older than you to dictate your life? Poison the whole department. You pussy. You deserve to be bullied for being a pussy.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nakadashi

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I dabbled aroound with other people's code off Github for years, while jerking off to cartoons drawn by strange Japanese men, but it's not enough, wah wah wah!"

    Incel got filtered by the incel filter. Working as intended. Have fun still being poor.

    PS - HR doesn't make hiring/firing decisions, the person who interviewed you, and their boss, did.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Do you have a portfolio to present your work to the hiring manager? That's what I was thinking of doing. i don't have a degree either.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I have the education and nobody will give me an interview because I have no experience. These people aren't right in the head. I get hired at places where they want me to do something unrelated and then try to sweet talk me into doing tech stuff for peanuts, I refuse because I've done it many times before and thing comes of it other than employers demanding things outside of their contract. I've got friends with FELONIES, and prior arrests who get jobs in tech, my criminal record is completely clean and I can't even get a job interview for my relevant field.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon I have the education and nobody will give me an interview because I have no experience.
      Then you're applying for the wrong job, or applying to ads online, which companies only post because they have to. If you're getting turned down consistently, then you should probably sign up with temp/contract agencies, like most big employers use right now. I know for a fact most big companies will only place entry level from agencies, because they do all the vetting and interviewing for them, and drop a useless turd instantly and have a new ass in the seat by the next morning.
      If you fell for the "send in application and CV cold off internet listing", you're about 15 years out of date. You have to be a rockstar with hsexy internship experience and such to walk in cold and get anything above entry level.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a haircut next time

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    You will never be a wagie

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have a job because you browse LULZ and it has made you into an extremely unlikable fake person

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a degree and I haven't had any trouble finding jobs. Graduated four years ago, have had three jobs, currently making 300k.
    Nobody has ever cared about my lack of degree after the first technical interview, and being an open source library maintainer seems to work just as well to get my foot in the door.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >full stack
    lmao you didn't get the job
    guess you'll just have to make money by getting full stacked in the ass =)

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >dropout of high school
    >NEET for years
    >decide to learn web dev one day
    >build a few portfolio pieces
    >get a job as a web dev
    >get paid more than either of my parents ever have
    >more money and respect than i've ever had in my life

    damn it feels good

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat the soggy biscuit

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frameworks and nosql
    >learning literally the most popular brainlet things and expecting to have it easy
    wtf???

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tranime
    sure bud

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo the heckin degreerino isnt there!!!
    This but unironically.
    Anon, experience *and* a degree is how you're *supposed* to show you're worth a damn.
    Assuming you actually are, it's not HR's fault you decided to be worth a damn the wrong way.
    Do you seethe this hard when a .deb doesn't install on Windows?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apply for a different company then? retard.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because there was another candidate with the same experience but they have a degree so they chose them

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just claim you have a degree.
    Nobody checks in burgerland.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like you didnt pass the incel filter

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boys, I'm almost about to meme my way into a Tech Lead position.

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