>friend puts a laurel wreath on his head at dinner while they're drunk fucking around


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>friend puts a laurel wreath on his head at dinner while they're drunk fucking around
>immediately writes a poem about how cool this made him feel
>some women show up to the party, friend takes off his own wreath, Keats adamantly refuses, writes another poem about how hot he found the girls
>regrets his conduct as soon as they leave
>immediately writes a third poem bemoaning how foolish he was for wearing a wreath on his head in public and "dishonoring Apollo"
Did Keats have aspergers or something?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most famous writers were probably autistic tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering on how everything even minimally analytical or divergent in perspective gets labeled "spectrum" this is probably vacuously true of everyone who has ever done anything of value.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        >thinking some shitpost on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum is some grand representation of society at large

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keats is widely considered the foremost genius of the English romantics, so one must take that into consideration when attempting to assess his character.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has he bounced back to the top within my lifetime? He was always considered the lesser of the Romantics, but now it seems he's back in vogue. Is that just because Byron, Shelley and Blake are incomprehensible to the BookTok community?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was far too genuine for us to understand. It was a greater time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna try to resurrect this guy as a high fidelity AI simulation, that way we can ask him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will he watch from a neurally implanted chip as his short stack gf reaches the height of orgasm from the pounding of a perverted satyr who's as hung as he is despicable? I don't see the point if he doesn't

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did janny delete that excellent post. I came back to read it again. Fucking nagger janny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was the gist?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modern people being unable to understand the purity of experience people had in times older times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he probably got banned because of some other thread and mods deleted all his posts

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which poems are these?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but he was an ugly manlet. If he were Chad and did what he did, the girls would have stayed, in his bed, and he wouldn't have bemoaned anything, but then we wouldn't have his good art, his poetry, because there would be no pain. That's what art is: pain transformed into beauty.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes he did, if you read him you will know.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which three poems, OP? I want to read them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm beginning to suspect that we may have been rused.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the poems bitch

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neat. Thanks.
    For those calling you a liar I refer them to the first google result:
    https://allpoetry com/Hymn-To-Apollo

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