>Friend is upset over his gf sleeping with a football team's worth of men.

>Friend (28) is dating a girl (28)
>She reveals her number (11) to him, 7 relationships, 5 hookups
>I mention bro that's literally a football team worth of men
>Starts trying to rationalize it afterwards saying she's changed
>Notice him getting more and more distant to her though
>See him reading up on retroactive jealousy on reddit
>Doesn't seem to be helping
>Looks sadder and sadder every day
>Try to comfort him by taking him out to a few places
>Says he can't get the football team image out of his head
>But he still loves her and doesn't know what to do

What advice should I give him? Clearly it's bothering him and he's not getting over it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know this is all your fault, right? You injected this "football team" paranoia into him and made him an obsessive jealous frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good on you for trying to help him, seeing as youre the one who caused this shitshow in the first place.

      Im assuming he's bummed over three things:
      >insecure that his sexual prowess isnt gonna be good enough
      >scared that she's not gonna have self control and cheat on him
      >genuinely put off by the high number

      for the first one, all you really need is cunnillingus and some foreplay that she's into. make her squirt a few times and she'll be good in that department.

      for the paranoia, he's just gonna have to take the risk and believe that she'll stay loyal. either she does, which is great, or she doesn't, which sucks. if he can't accept that, then it's better off if he ends it.

      if he's off-put by the number, best thing to do is to end it. a simple "Im not comfortable with how many people youve slept with, I think its best for us to split up." keep it short and simple.

      >You know this is all your fault, right
      >youre the one who caused this shitshow in the first place.

      AAAGGHHHHH THE WOMAN IS NEVER AT FAULT, IT'S ALL OP'S FAULT FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS AGHHHHHH

      https://i.imgur.com/3xwEKgz.jpg

      >Friend (28) is dating a girl (28)
      >She reveals her number (11) to him, 7 relationships, 5 hookups
      >I mention bro that's literally a football team worth of men
      >Starts trying to rationalize it afterwards saying she's changed
      >Notice him getting more and more distant to her though
      >See him reading up on retroactive jealousy on reddit
      >Doesn't seem to be helping
      >Looks sadder and sadder every day
      >Try to comfort him by taking him out to a few places
      >Says he can't get the football team image out of his head
      >But he still loves her and doesn't know what to do

      What advice should I give him? Clearly it's bothering him and he's not getting over it.

      OP, why did you force your friend's gf to frick an entire football team?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        typical women response
        [...]
        "get over it, at least you aren't 13th"
        then you reveal yourself as the 12th.

        Cope. It’s his friends fault for choosing to stay with a bawd.

        I had sex with 10 women before the age of 18, haven't had any sex for 5 years now.
        Normally people who sleep around like this had something bad happen to them, for me my virginity was taken by a 17 yo girl when I was 13, she and her brother made me drunk for the first time and then this was even livestreamed via skype.

        Are you gonna call me some kind of chad? Frick no, I was a corrupted damaged person. Yeah, I think obviously the analogy "a key that can unlock any door is a master key, a lock that takes any key is a shitty lock" has some truth to it. Like the amount of dicks sucked or miles of wiener ridden definitely gives her more mileage. But I don't understand why women can't turn around and change when they grow up a bit too? I think what should be more relevant for your friend OP is how long before they started dating had she been "hooking up" with people? I'm currently in an LDR and have been very honest with my partner, she's a kissless virgin. She is disgusted with a lot of my past but we understand eachothers past and are hopeful for our future together. Your friend needs to learn to think about relationships properly or he will always be like this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm currently in an LDR and have been very honest with my partner, she's a kissless virgin. She is disgusted with a lot of my past but we understand eachothers past and are hopeful for our future together.
          So you got to bang women and now have a virgin gf even though she's """disgusted."""" There's no winning here for us, you fricks win no matter which way you go.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My story was a bit fricked. Autism, white trash family, drug abuse, homelessness. Turned life around at 20 and now got an IT job blah blah

            >You got to bang women
            I regret 100% of sex I had as a teenager. You have no idea how disgusting the world is when you find yourself on the streets of an inner city at age 15. I know girls who used to be close friends who died of heroin overdoses at age 17, I know 4 girls who became prostitutes at ages 14/15. I've seen people get stabbed. I know a girl who was groomed for making a cp film at age 14 and she was paid in meth.

            Life is disgusting and evil. People who are doing these degenerate things are likely victims themselves, so you should have compassion for them and be happy when they are fixing themselves.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just want to add to this too, I didn't fricking want any of this. I was diagnosed as an autistic moron when I was 20. I never knew anything about autism and suddenly a lot of my life made sense when I learned about it.
            I was just a kid and all I wanted was to make runescape bots and play with bionicles, it was stolen from me. Now I am somewhat of a manchild, idk if it's autism or some psychology of wanting to get my lost years back. Gf is ASD too so she doesn't mind about my gundams and home servers and shit but a normie gf would hate that stuff. In fact she is hosting jellyfin for us and we always watch movies together.

            The point is that not everyone who is out having a lot of sex is what you think it is. I'd argue that these people have fricking insane issues, because normally people would want to have intimate relationships and love. With the state of the world I think a growing number of people are becoming broken, so to be in this sad state is seen as normal now. If you are a virgin because you haven't found a girl to be in love with that is normal, there is nothing wrong with you and you should actually be proud of that in a way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. It’s his friends fault for choosing to stay with a bawd.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      typical women response

      https://i.imgur.com/3xwEKgz.jpg

      >Friend (28) is dating a girl (28)
      >She reveals her number (11) to him, 7 relationships, 5 hookups
      >I mention bro that's literally a football team worth of men
      >Starts trying to rationalize it afterwards saying she's changed
      >Notice him getting more and more distant to her though
      >See him reading up on retroactive jealousy on reddit
      >Doesn't seem to be helping
      >Looks sadder and sadder every day
      >Try to comfort him by taking him out to a few places
      >Says he can't get the football team image out of his head
      >But he still loves her and doesn't know what to do

      What advice should I give him? Clearly it's bothering him and he's not getting over it.

      "get over it, at least you aren't 13th"
      then you reveal yourself as the 12th.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jealous frick.
      Why is it every time the feeling of disgust comes up you people always apply any negative emotional reaction besides disgust?

      Don't like homos or brown people? You must have a debilitating phobia!

      Don't like bawds? You must be intimidated! Or... Or jealous!! Yeah that's it!

      These people are all disgusting and you idiots constantly flex your low emotional IQ on this topic

  2. 2 years ago
    A girl that will break the rules

    >failedgenetics.gif

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You give terrible advice

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly not sure men of a certain age or older can break the lifelong conditioning telling us a woman's "virtue" is valuable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is. She will either have self-control, or she wont. It's the difference between someone you can trust, and someone you can't. Same with everything else, addictions especially.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't envy you anon, If I were half as moronic as you are, life would be extremely hard

        Virtue is valuable though, for men and women. It demonstrates a level of control and foresight that's very valuable in a potentially lifelong partner. And it's not just older people that think that, by the way.

        And in this case, that woman has none.

        Why are you friends with a redditor?
        Anyway, he frankly got the prostitute he deserved. I'm positive they're having sex right now, so he has no right to complain about his gf doing the same thing in the past. He's just ad because he's a typical selfish hypocrite.

        That you think caring about virtue is worthy of contempt is exactly the reason why you types are judged.

        Everybody is always being judged. Humans are a judgemental species. The fact you believe certain types of judgement are due and some aren't speaks more about you than anything else.

        https://i.imgur.com/3xwEKgz.jpg

        >Friend (28) is dating a girl (28)
        >She reveals her number (11) to him, 7 relationships, 5 hookups
        >I mention bro that's literally a football team worth of men
        >Starts trying to rationalize it afterwards saying she's changed
        >Notice him getting more and more distant to her though
        >See him reading up on retroactive jealousy on reddit
        >Doesn't seem to be helping
        >Looks sadder and sadder every day
        >Try to comfort him by taking him out to a few places
        >Says he can't get the football team image out of his head
        >But he still loves her and doesn't know what to do

        What advice should I give him? Clearly it's bothering him and he's not getting over it.

        This is a decision he will have to come to terms with by himself. Either he will finally realize his precious "innocent" gf is just another woman, or he won't and will be made more miserable by it. The only thing you can do for him is trying to show that in the long run, he'd be better off without her. Just remember that this is triage; you save those you can, and you read last rites to the dying. Sometimes you can't save everyone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Everybody is always being judged. Humans are a judgemental species. The fact you believe certain types of judgement are due and some aren't
          Is semantic nitpicking really the best you could come up with?
          Obviously I mean "judged in a negative light".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gf is just another woman,
          another degenerate prostitute, ftfy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Virtue is valuable though, for men and women. It demonstrates a level of control and foresight that's very valuable in a potentially lifelong partner. And it's not just older people that think that, by the way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you friends with a redditor?
      Anyway, he frankly got the prostitute he deserved. I'm positive they're having sex right now, so he has no right to complain about his gf doing the same thing in the past. He's just ad because he's a typical selfish hypocrite.

      That you think caring about virtue is worthy of contempt is exactly the reason why you types are judged.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What advice should I give him? Clearly it's bothering him and he's not getting over it.
    to drop that prostitute and find a proper woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would suggest to do it in the other order

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not like they fricked her at the same time. At age 28, let's say she began at 18, that's roughly one different guy a year. I mean it could be worse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks that's the real number and doesn't exclude fingering and oral

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good on you for trying to help him, seeing as youre the one who caused this shitshow in the first place.

    Im assuming he's bummed over three things:
    >insecure that his sexual prowess isnt gonna be good enough
    >scared that she's not gonna have self control and cheat on him
    >genuinely put off by the high number

    for the first one, all you really need is cunnillingus and some foreplay that she's into. make her squirt a few times and she'll be good in that department.

    for the paranoia, he's just gonna have to take the risk and believe that she'll stay loyal. either she does, which is great, or she doesn't, which sucks. if he can't accept that, then it's better off if he ends it.

    if he's off-put by the number, best thing to do is to end it. a simple "Im not comfortable with how many people youve slept with, I think its best for us to split up." keep it short and simple.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >7 relationships
    I feel like this is even worse than the hookups. Hookups are degenerate but if you failed to marry 7 fricking times there’s something severely wrong with you beyond any hope of salvaging

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This anon gets it, 7 failed relationships lasting not more than a couple of years each are way too many

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree the 7 relationships is more troubling than 11 dicks. Probable the relationships ended when she jumped a different dick. Some of those new dicks became relationships till they ended and some 5 of the guys didn't want to date an easy c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good job anon, you've saved your friend from a prostitute.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Spain 2012 NT, closing the most successful strike of a national team ever with 2 Euros and a WC in a row.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh 11 is low

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    show him pic of french football team

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >She reveals her number (11) to him, 7 relationships, 5 hookups
    7+5=11???? For real? Please seek help for your dyscalculia before helping your friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That 7 number is counting my friend. She told him that she is saving herself for their marriage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Saving herself for marriage after a football team worth of dicks. Cannot follow this logic, but damn like

        OP counted the referee, who is his friend as [...] said

        said, your friend is the referee. Just allowed to watch not to play. Now it's understandable that he is upset. Sounds like you unintentionally killed the relationship of your friend. I think there is not much you can do to help him come to a decision. Especially don't give him any advice. I had a good laugh, but the comparison was shitty towards your friend. Did he tell you her number? If so it was already bothering him and making a joke made the situation much worse. If you care for him, which you seem to do, be a bit more mindfull in the future when he comes to you for help. Only thing you can do now, is to be prepared and be there for your friend when the inevitable happens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP counted the referee, who is his friend as

      That 7 number is counting my friend. She told him that she is saving herself for their marriage.

      said

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What advice should I give him?
    Nothing because DESPITE HAVING A GIRLFRIEND he still has incel heart.

    The smart thing to do is to decide that she values him more than the football team of 11 guys, which is pretty fricking good, 1st place out of a pack of 12 is nice.
    But he doesn't do this, because he's a moron and he's too stupid to choose happiness. And if he's too stupid to choose happiness, what advice are you gonna give him?
    "Hey bro haha did you think of maybe being happy with your gf instead of insecure and jel?"
    Yeah nice 1 mate, he already knows, he's just too fricked mentally to actually do it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's his own fault. He needs to be good enough of a man that he can either attract a perfect woman or know he is the best partner she will ever have. If you can't put yourself in either position you need to work on yourself before you date.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just be perfect

      Or don't date a hypergamous woman who has slept with a football team worth of men.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    7 years ago I dumped my girlfriend of four years for the same reason. I regret it. I never told her why I wanted to break up, I just said it wasn't working out. She cried begged me to stay, for another chance, but I thought I was too good for her. She tried to reach out to me for two years.

    I haven't been in a relationship since, and she's happily married and just gave birth to her second son. I regret it so much. All the women I've dated since don't compare. My ex was attractive, kind, intelligent, had a good job, wanted to start a family with me, and I blew it all because of my ego.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How many men did she frick?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is a good evolutionary reason he feels this way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that because of pair bonding or because when women have more freedom they leave shitty marriages?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PAIR BONDING STATUS: BROKEN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Women don't have to sleep with every person they date--that's why waiting until marriage is a thing, so you can evaluate a potential life partner without being bound to them. The point is that both partners do have the freedom to leave up until they decide to commit.

        The trend you see has nothing to do with having "no freedom", and that should be obvious even from the graph.

        Not only does the same trend exist for men, but also, if women were likelier to leave marriages that sucked the more they prostituted around, you would see the reverse trend: you'd expect the surviving marriages (the ones in the chart) to be happier compared to people who only were with their spouse because they were "trapped". But we don't see that selection effect. In fact, the 'real' stats are likely even more skewed, because promiscuous people (especially women) are much more likely to divorce than people who wait until marriage to have sex, or who married their first partner. But even after accounting for the increase in divorce rates, there is STILL a tendency for marriages to be worse, as seen on the graph.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're a bad friend and a homosexual, tell him those things in that order and apologize
    Any future girl could lie and say 0-3. Any future girl could have hit 11 while she was still in high school. It's not worth obsessing over. Fricking grow up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also, I can't fathom the type of people that start dating, much less date long term, without discussing this kind of thing at the beginning. ALWAYS ask the tough stuff up front when things are fun and flirty and they don't fear losing you. Saves both parties a ton of time. Fricking morons.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of redditors here is astounding. NSFFW truly has become infected.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there were always thousands of redditors here and NSFFWners on reddit. even back to the ron paul reloveution days

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a bad deal. She's never turning around and even if she seems ok now that shit is going to explode in his ave later.

    He needs to bang a new girl and move on when the time is right

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