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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WELSHIE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Please stand up
      please stand up

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why did zoomers kill futurama?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it was canceled because it was getting more popular than the sneedsons but didn't bring in a fraction of the profits
      this is also why the renewal sucked dick and disenchanted didnt even try

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's never been anywhere near as popular as The Simpsons.
        TV viewership on Fox was bad because they kept moving premieres between Tuesday and Sunday and also putting it in a timeslot that regularly got the overlap for Baseball coverage so it wasn't airing consistently, so fans never new when another episode would air.
        The Comedy Central revival was cancelled because the show so much more expensive than South Park yet got half of the TV viewers. It probably didn't help they put it on at 10pm.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I still find it funny though how Fox kept The Simpsons going, which was already in its unwatchable zombie stage by 1999-2003, but cancelled Futurama and (early) Family Guy which were 100x better, funnier, and more entertaining. All just for... shekels?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            think about it, it's the 1999-2000 TV season and the simpsons has gone to total shit
            but this new show that's also from matt groenig is fucking kino
            what does fox do?
            RREEEEE IT'S NOT MUH SIMPS!!!!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >All just for... shekels?
            Yes?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, TV animation is incredibly expensive.
            When Fox revived Family Guy, they started to go from hand drawn to digital animation, around 2005 they starting drawing The Simpsons on computers which cut costs and turnaround time drastically. Compare old school Futurama with its mix of hand-drawn and 3D cel-shaded models with Bob's Burgers which is all rigged puppet characters with recycled backgrounds and incredibly limited character movement, it's done for as cheap as possible.
            The Bob's Burgers movie cost a huge amount because they actually hired a bigger team to use the fluid animation techniques you would've seen in early Family Guy.
            Basically, animation was never viable for Fox outside of The Simpsons.
            King of the Hill was hugely popular but the stilted character movements allowed it to be done on the cheap. Still an extremely expensive show for its time.
            Also The Simpsons had merchandising sheckles which Futurama and Family Guy didn't have in 2002.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't everybody just outsource animation to the chuds by this point?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.
                The first 3 seasons of The Simpsons were animated in the US but then it got outsourced to Korea and has been animated there ever since.
                Bob's Burgers is actually animated in the US, Bento Box Entertainment is based in the US and Australia.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Digital animation did not occur until the last 4 episodes of Season 6.
              Before that, the revival was Sunwoo (Grimsaem's successor) and Yeson, who produced the show for the first three seasons.

              Not to mention that the last few episodes of Season 3 look like proto-Season 4 anyhow

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say it's for the best, I wonder how much they will screw it up in the incoming reboot.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >the incoming reboot

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Last I heard Futurama is actually getting a continuation or reboot (I'm retarded so I can't understand much of a difference). But we will see it again, not sure when though.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's coming to Hulu next year.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I saw the cast and creators at Comic Con during their last season on Fox (season 4) and they we're pretty bummed that Fox kept preempting them for sports. This coupled with Fox constantly changing which time slot they were in prevented them from forming and holding an audience. They all knew they were getting cancelled in season 4.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              God I remember putting on Fox as a kid on Sundays waiting for the new episode and fucking baseball was on. They did the show so dirty.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      futurama was cancelled twice while zoomlets were still pooping in their pants.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Three times! It was cancelled three times! You weren't here!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >muh zoom zooms
      holy shit stfu

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no, YOU Shut up
        jerkface

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >m-muh zommers
      Just accept the fact you're a loser.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        guess what zoomer, you're gonna be like that guy in your pic one day too.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nah most people don’t turn out like that. I’m a millennial and I don’t have a raging obsession with zoomers. Only massive losers do stuff like that. Hence the pic.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Try shocking him

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like bistro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I find the most attractive part of a woman is the boobies

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        If we hit that Bull’s Eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I find the most attractive part of a woman is the boobies

      I have a very sexy learning disability

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What do I call it, Kif?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          *sigh* sexlexia

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >redditors on LULZ told me the finale was good
    >watched 5 terrible revival seasons to get to it
    >it's melodramatic crap
    goddamit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >watching a show you don't like on purpose
      Retard, should've just skipped to the finale.
      I think 1 third of the revival episodes are good though, not as good as the original run but enjoyable. The rest is shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        once I realized how bad it was I mostly was playing vidya or fapturbaiting instead of paying attention.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's only 3 revival seasons and you can skip season 5

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        well the movies weren't good either.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Correct the feature-length movies were terrible that was a completely weird decision
          Nothing about Futurama was calling out for extended run time. They immediately gassed out.
          Season 5 marked the start of the show huffing its own farts. It decided that the funniest source material was the earlier chunk of the show. Bad.
          Also, Disenchantment was bad and full of bad storytelling.
          The new season will mark the instant that Futurama became shit-tier on average across the whole enterprise.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's season 5

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they never are

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      LULZ has consistently posted that Futurama was never good. It's just nu-simpsons mixed with reddit and sight gags. Unless you're 12 this show has nothing for you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      futurama stopped being good after season 3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Season 4*

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched this bros, is it worth it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the first 4 seasons are kino. then it's hit and miss for a bit before settling into shit.

      basically a speedrun version of the simpsons timeline.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Does it actually get as bad as zombie simpsons?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no I don't think it ever gets that bad. it does get pretty mediocre though.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >susan boyle episode
          >fry get iphone
          haven't kept up with zombie simpsons, but revival futurama had plenty of hot dogshit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            thats the same episode u fag

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ipod episode was as bad as Lisa goes Gaga
          otherwise I can't remember anything else sinking that low

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it comes close but I still would take CC-revival Futurama over modern Simpsons

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          zombie simpsons is worse because it took a grounded-ish show and made it zany, futurama was always off the wall because of the setting and was never -quite- as good so the fall from grace wasn't as hard. futurama has tailed off as well whereas simpsons continues to plumb new depths

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe not annoying as modern Simpsons but it's something like season 15 plus of the Simpsons where you'll be lucky to laugh once per episode

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No way
          Simpsons went from being pretty objectively the best animated show of all time to being genuinely unwatchable
          Futurama went from being really great to just being really dull and out of ideas

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I always hear that the bulk of original writers jumped ship to American Dad. Never checked the validity of that, but it makes sense how it got better over time.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              explains why american dad is more kino than futurama

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          God no. Even the revival seasons have more soul than all zombie Simpsons seasons put together.
          Series ends with a really cute episode too.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          no way. the revival seasons of futurama have a few real shitters, but for the most part the worst of it is just mediocrity. other than that handful of god awful episodes, it mostly just feels like the same show but quickly running out of ideas
          zombie simpsons doesn't feel like the same show at all

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My bro, I just watched the first 10 minutes of the pilot, and I've been laughing my ass off like 10 times. Thank you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wait till you get to the college episode.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The first 4 seasons are some of the funniest television ever made. The first movie is great. Sadly, the first movie ties into the second movie, which is shit, much like everything that comes after. There are a few good episodes here and there afterwards, but you can easily google what they are.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Like everyone else said, first 4 seasons are excellent. Maybe a little dated now since they reference the 90's a lot but it still works.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM
    oi

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most folk just call me Orange Joe

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >We're gonna have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper, and then the untimely tragedy of his death!

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    futurama really lose his soul when they stopped making new york jokes

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Thats why you will never be captain, Kiff

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sexlexia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >thats why they call me the velour fog
      >ugh...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law.
      >But I did make it with a hot alien babe.
      >And isn't that what man has dreamt since he first looked at the stars?
      >Kif I'm asking you a question!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Was he supposed to be a parody of Kirk?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ofcourse.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, he was a parody of William Shatner.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        His character is "what if William Shatner was actually Kirk?"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kif. I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >You Suck!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan, at your service."

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Hmm. 198 billion babies in a few weeks. We'll need an army of super-virile men scoring round the clock! I'll do my part. Kif, clear my schedule.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Spare me you space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >That young man fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >do you to read? I just got a great book on tape about life in ancient greece.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >so what did we just blow up?
      >the Hubble telescope

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh God, I'm pathetic. Just go. Do you want the rest of the champaggin?
      >No, and it's pronounced sham-pain
      >Oh God no!

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every Zapf line is hilarious

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHAM-PAGAN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      EROTIC

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Amy > Leela
    Deal with it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      theyre both mid

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    better than simpsons

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I MET HER AT A CLUB DOWN IN OLD SOHO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ah, the velour fog

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the ...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >when he puts the hat on his butt

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ability to command the loyalty of Sea Creatures?
    >Hey Zoidberg, get in here!
    >SCREW YOU!

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to the one thing that's kept me sane these past ten years. My model ship.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        CHEESE IT!

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LEELA!
    L
    E
    E
    L
    A
    LEEEEEEEELA!

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell were they thinking?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Doing the nasty in the pasty

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you ever think that you're only going with girls cuz you're supposed ta?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >NO! And never think anything like that ever again!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the same calendar has both women and men
      kind of retarded tbh

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good news everyone! You're now reading this in my voice!

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell the slaves they can all go-
    >Faster? I told them that already
    >No, I mean they are all free
    >Freeloading off you? I agree

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >PH-PH-PH-PHAROA AND HIS PETS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      such a kino episode
      >the pharoah... suddenly died!
      >REMEMBER ME!

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >captains log, stardate uhhhhhhhh

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a leela's parents episode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Their voices really irked me for some reason.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    do we see any cats in futurama?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      in the episode where Bender adopts the orphans to get welfare from caring from them the orphans mention they do mention a cat shelter

      >Can we have more Bender burgers tomorrow for dinner?
      >NO! The cat shelter is on to me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      in the episode where Bender adopts the orphans to get welfare from caring from them the orphans mention they do mention a cat shelter

      >Can we have more Bender burgers tomorrow for dinner?
      >NO! The cat shelter is on to me.

      There's the old lady that always says kajigger who is a cat lady. Also there's the literal cat lady with her human pet Dave Speigel.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's an entire episode about cats taking over the world, That Darn Katz.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird that the lady-cat and the cat-man are recurring characters.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          not really, New New York is a small place

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the Ancient Egypt aliens threw a bag of cats into the pharaoh's tomb

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Futurama is one of those shows you really liked as a child, but rewatching it as an adult makes you realize it's not really good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint: Like the best shows, it's just as good, and with age you get jokes that you missed previously. Also ur a faget.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I rewatched the first season recently, most of the scripts are literally perfect. The pilot is absolute kino.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i've had the opposite experience.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It actually gets better with age, the situations are more relatable.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say it's not good, but there's definitely a lot more space between the funny parts than you remember as a kid. Also there's a good deal of stuff that went over your head as a kid that you get as an adult but may or may not find funny.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's super comfy tho.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FRY CONFESSES
    >From the Desk of John Zoidberg, M.D.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't eat bananas. I prefer banana flavored energy bars made from tofu.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't be so hard on yourself Fry, you may have lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can shatner die already so i can post the picture "By the ghost of Wlliam Shatner!"

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the new 2022 reboot still on. i know bender caved without a raise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Replace Professor Fransworth with Disney and you have the whole incident summed up here.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the part where Bender gets a higher paypacket than all of his co-stars.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ironic that the show dying at season 4 would have saved the show

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >who likes good news? Everyone?
    >then GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The most memorable lines are from Zapp
    I miss Phil Hartman. Where are you Philfag all you care about is the Simpsons. News Radio was great too.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Phil Hartman didn't voice Zapp they just used his voice likeness for the character

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    such a dumb joke but always makes me laugh

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Futurama was VASTLY superior to Nu-Simpsons until these fucking n-words canceled it. The new seasons were really fucking bland.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all the 2D voice acted r34 animations of Amy
    13yr old me would've been jerking off non-stop for months if that good shit existed 15 years ago.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think I'll have my human horn jerked

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Like 8 or 10 years ago there was a fun little 18 or 20 second youtube video that put silly music to this. It's been deleted for a few years now though. Sad. Wish I had downloaded it.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a YouTube Poop with the 80's guy doing the safety dance sounds over the Futurama credits theme. Can't find it anymore. Little stuff like that made me smile.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I still think it's great how that guy never actually gets a name, hes just referred to as "That Guy"

        >my only regret is that I have... boneitis...

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >and I can't take life anymore!

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oops

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek, it's such a simple thing, but it's so effective

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      i remember listening to the commentary and they said this was one of their favorite jokes.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the first couple of seeasons of futurama are great i don't get why LULZ has a hateboner for it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We hate it not because it was once great, but because it turned sour.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here's to another lousy millennium

  45. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have no strong feelings one way or the other

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      all i know is, my gut says maybe

  46. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >my only regret is...that I have...boneitis....

  47. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt own the benders head dvd collection

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      you are correct, I dont

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

        Oh i also have the futurama video game but i never got past the aids sewer level.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, don't really have room for extra knicknacks and such

  48. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >on an old tv like this I bet you couldn’t even make out my obscene tattoo

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      checked

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        That’s cute

  49. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Benders a guy, he doesn't have feelings

  50. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >the busty jellyfish
    >'scalpel, blood bucket, priest, okay next patient'
    >just everything about the Hawkeye robot with the fucking morose switch

    As somebody to watched MASH with his dad, this shit hit pitch perfectly.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >this isn't a war.... it's a murder...
      *flips groucho Marx switch*
      >this isn't a war, it's a muy-der

      Every time

  51. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

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  52. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELA

  53. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >when you see the robot devil, you tell'em Ima coming

  54. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

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