First woman on Mars

It is decided that the first human to step on Mars will be a women with a all-women crew behind her.

How will this play out?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Chinese will kill them all before they get there.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Radiation will kill them all before they get there.
      FIFY.

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Easy, they will film it in a studio.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. just like when white america needed a group of heroes to center a propaganda campaign around after their president was busy sending their kids to die in vietnam while openly removing communist sympathizers from the draft lists and got the moon landing, women will get the mars landing after their reproductive rights have been "severely curtailed" (in missouri kek)

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Our governments lie constantly, so why even believe that the Moon landing was real?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Because they didn't have the film tech to fake it back then, just look at this webm

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I hear ya, they very much did have the film tech to pull this fake off, other countries who had satellites could've easily been fooled back then because the tech was so experimental at the time.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Now you're going to tell me that Kubrick had something to do with that, but this webm disproves you

            Again you're looking at external insulation and thinking the LEM is made out of construction paper.
            >Or deliberately destroyed to cover the tracks
            You're implying malice when you've got no evidence for it.
            >Not the tapes, where are they
            I have no fucking idea why would I know?
            It's a simple question, why won't you answer it instead of gaslighting with links which are not needed here. Just say the numbers, how hard is it
            A weird not quite 16 bit CPU, 2K words magnetic core memory 36,864 core rope serving as ROM, you can find the specs anywhere and it matches up with the video of the computer they restore.
            You pushing this point about publicly available information is just wasting time and doesn't answer why they would bother building what would have been one of the most compact computers at the time if a prop would have done the job.

            >You said all the other rocks are in place but 180 are in fact missing which is an impressive number.
            I said all the other rocks weight around ~1g and this one weight ~90g IIRC. And there has been no other "fake" rock in a museum you fucking hack.
            You're posting the meme knowing full well you're implying that NASA knew they're giving out fake rocks or deliberately deceive people when that's not the case.
            >Your argument just got btfo'd and you pretend you didn't see it, so much about your honesty
            What honesty are you talking about nagger I'm answering your questions to the best of my abilities and you keep dodging or misinterpreting things, I'm getting real tired of your shit.

            [...]
            I don't fucking know let me check with my black market connections... fucking retard.

            What's the next .webm that you're gonna post, the video of the ascent stage then ask what happened to the cameraman they left behind?

            >Again you're looking at external insulation and thinking the LEM is made out of construction paper.
            No, I'm looking at insulation and SEE it's made out of paper, Mylar and scotch tape but you think it's normal construction of a space ship.
            >you're implying malice when you've got no evidence for it.
            And you're implying honesty when you have evidence of fake moon rocks and sus stories about losing 700 boxes of material from the most important NASA's achievement
            >6 bit CPU, 2K words magnetic core memory 36,864 core rope serving as ROM
            So basically total shit
            >why they would bother building what would have been one of the most compact computers at the time if a prop would have done the job.
            They did build shit, nobody's denying that. They had other projects and I'm not saying they didn't go to LEO or build Skylab, just that the Moon was faked
            >And there has been no other "fake" rock in a museum you fucking hack.
            How do you know if they vanished before they were analyzed (how convenient).
            The Netherlands rock was found out to be fake recently, it was thought to be genuine for decades
            You're posting the meme knowing full well you're implying that >you're implying NASA knew they're giving out fake rocks or deliberately deceive people when that's not the case.
            So they gave fake rock unknowingly ? Are they demented
            >I don't fucking know let me check with my black market connections... fucking retard.
            I didn't even ask you, I see you highlighted my posts and got carried away lo, the other anon proposed a claim and I want him to back it up but that kind of thinking pisses you off, JUST TRUST THE SCIENCE RETARD OK ? lol.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >The Shining
              It's such a good movie. The original extended version that is. I don't like the shortened cut down release the rest of the world got.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >No, I'm looking at insulation and SEE it's made out of paper, Mylar and scotch tape but you think it's normal construction of a space ship.
              It's matte black because it has to radiate heat, while other parts are reflective to block infrared radiation, the insulation is placed deliberately the way that it is.
              Satellites sent to space today still use multi layer insulation that's not that dissimilar it's just made to last longer since they're expected to stay up in orbit for a long time.
              There's technical documents about every aspect of the missions but you're too lazy to read anything.

              >And you're implying honesty when you have evidence of fake moon rocks
              >How do you know if they vanished before they were analyzed (how convenient)
              So all the lost rocks are the fake ones, and the ones that are still accounted for are the real ones, talk about convenient.

              >and sus stories about losing 700 boxes of material from the most important NASA's achievement
              Given how much stuff was sold, disposed off or destroyed when their funding was cut it's not surprising, you're the one who's implying something sketchy without evidence.

              >So they gave fake rock unknowingly
              They didn't, what was donated to the museum was not the original rock, the original rock was in a private collection and at some point someone replaced it with the piece of wood.
              I'll repeat it for I don't know which time, the orignal rocks given away were tiny and only about 1 gram each, this piece of wood was 90 grams and massive in comparison.
              When the museum got it, from the son or grandson of that prime minister they immediately knew something was wrong.
              Where NASA fucked up was not taking the museum seriously and checking for themselves what was being given to the museum as an alleged moon rock.

              >So basically total shit
              You're a retard mate I'm sorry. It's a fucking guidance computer it only has to do very specific calculations, you don't play Minecraft on it.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Literally nothing but reaching for straws walls of cope about the fact that humans never even left our orbit nevermind going to the moon.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                And do you have a link to the original video so we can see it with a better quality so I can actually discern what I'm looking at?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Look at it on a PC

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          there is no film of the moon landing so there was nothing to fake.
          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11_missing_tapes

          This.

          Our governments lie constantly, so why even believe that the Moon landing was real?

          this.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >there is no film of the moon landing so there was nothing to fake.
            How dumb are you seriously

            >No, I'm looking at insulation and SEE it's made out of paper, Mylar and scotch tape but you think it's normal construction of a space ship.
            It's matte black because it has to radiate heat, while other parts are reflective to block infrared radiation, the insulation is placed deliberately the way that it is.
            Satellites sent to space today still use multi layer insulation that's not that dissimilar it's just made to last longer since they're expected to stay up in orbit for a long time.
            There's technical documents about every aspect of the missions but you're too lazy to read anything.

            >And you're implying honesty when you have evidence of fake moon rocks
            >How do you know if they vanished before they were analyzed (how convenient)
            So all the lost rocks are the fake ones, and the ones that are still accounted for are the real ones, talk about convenient.

            >and sus stories about losing 700 boxes of material from the most important NASA's achievement
            Given how much stuff was sold, disposed off or destroyed when their funding was cut it's not surprising, you're the one who's implying something sketchy without evidence.

            >So they gave fake rock unknowingly
            They didn't, what was donated to the museum was not the original rock, the original rock was in a private collection and at some point someone replaced it with the piece of wood.
            I'll repeat it for I don't know which time, the orignal rocks given away were tiny and only about 1 gram each, this piece of wood was 90 grams and massive in comparison.
            When the museum got it, from the son or grandson of that prime minister they immediately knew something was wrong.
            Where NASA fucked up was not taking the museum seriously and checking for themselves what was being given to the museum as an alleged moon rock.

            >So basically total shit
            You're a retard mate I'm sorry. It's a fucking guidance computer it only has to do very specific calculations, you don't play Minecraft on it.

            So, your response to
            >Insulation was made out of paper, Mylar and scotch tape
            is
            >It had to be black therefore you're wrong
            You OK bro, you seem sleepy
            >Satellites sent to space today still use multi layer insulation
            Multi layer paper or something else
            > that's not that dissimilar it's just made to last longer since they're expected to stay up in orbit for a long time.
            But they're not expected to land so why not paper ? Because it's ridiculous ?
            >So all the lost rocks are the fake ones,
            We don't know that, that might have been the purpose of stealing them, to prevent the investigation
            >and the ones that are still accounted for are the real ones,
            No, we know the Netherlands one was a fake, how many more were analyzed
            >talk about convenient.
            That's my point too
            >Rocks go missing
            >You can't prove they were fake
            >therefore they were genuine
            >just like those accounted for, all genuine
            >what about the Netherlands one
            >The Dutch conspired

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              It's not paper you fucking moron it looks like paper because it's matte black, again why are you so averse to reading the technical documents.
              I even posted a snippet, you can find everything online because nobody's hiding anything from you. At least be honest and say that you're too lazy to look into it.
              >But they're not expected to land so why not paper ?
              Do you mean land on the Moon or return to Earth?

              >We don't know that, that might have been the purpose of stealing them, to prevent the investigation
              There you go inventing a whole conspiracy out of thin air, same as trying to invent some kind of an origin story for me before.

              >The Dutch conspired
              Nobody "conspired" there wasn't any malicious intent at any point, we don't know what happened to the original rock whilst in the prime minister's home, but NASA didn't give him a fake moon rock and the museum immediately recognized that it's wrong.
              If NASA was giving away fake rocks to people why wouldn't they immediately react when they got a call from the museum that the rock they received seems sus?
              They somehow stole all the other ones but were completely disinterested in checking this one out? Pic related for comparison of what other goodwill moon rocks look.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      basado.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >No, I'm looking at insulation and SEE it's made out of paper, Mylar and scotch tape but you think it's normal construction of a space ship.
        It's matte black because it has to radiate heat, while other parts are reflective to block infrared radiation, the insulation is placed deliberately the way that it is.
        Satellites sent to space today still use multi layer insulation that's not that dissimilar it's just made to last longer since they're expected to stay up in orbit for a long time.
        There's technical documents about every aspect of the missions but you're too lazy to read anything.

        >And you're implying honesty when you have evidence of fake moon rocks
        >How do you know if they vanished before they were analyzed (how convenient)
        So all the lost rocks are the fake ones, and the ones that are still accounted for are the real ones, talk about convenient.

        >and sus stories about losing 700 boxes of material from the most important NASA's achievement
        Given how much stuff was sold, disposed off or destroyed when their funding was cut it's not surprising, you're the one who's implying something sketchy without evidence.

        >So they gave fake rock unknowingly
        They didn't, what was donated to the museum was not the original rock, the original rock was in a private collection and at some point someone replaced it with the piece of wood.
        I'll repeat it for I don't know which time, the orignal rocks given away were tiny and only about 1 gram each, this piece of wood was 90 grams and massive in comparison.
        When the museum got it, from the son or grandson of that prime minister they immediately knew something was wrong.
        Where NASA fucked up was not taking the museum seriously and checking for themselves what was being given to the museum as an alleged moon rock.

        >So basically total shit
        You're a retard mate I'm sorry. It's a fucking guidance computer it only has to do very specific calculations, you don't play Minecraft on it.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    depends if they have to parallel park the lander
    or theyll all be trannies

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They'll somehow find a way to collide with 4 cameras on the soundstage before landing.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >How will this play out?
    Like the "moon landing," lol. Should have better special effects this time.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mars inside the firmament?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No idea but tge Atacama desert is a close approximation. Nasa even does "paralell" mars missions there

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    imagine a woman squirting in a no gravity environment

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      ew

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      "Squirting". You mean taking a piss dumbass?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't taste like piss.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          It smells and tastes like piss. you’ve never had puss in your life.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        They’re going to sabotage themselves and destroy billions of dollars in equipment lol.

        Squirt is piss but assuming she isn’t faking the orgasm the muscle contractions that cause squirting are the same ones that make a guy ejaculate. Sort of like how labia is just empty ballsack and the clitoris is a vestigial cock.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >the muscle contractions that cause squirting are the same ones that make a guy ejaculate. Sort of like how labia is just empty ballsack and the clitoris is a vestigial cock.
          Other way around. All guys start as girls in the womb. XX ---> XY, not the other way around

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Like sexy urine!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Š

      Why is it always the French?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. It's messy enough with gravity.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      French moment

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The first human on mars is going to be in two thousand pieces.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. Bitches are useless, especially when in a team of all bitches. That shit will crash and burn 100%

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, this will be glorious to watch. An all female crew fucking it up. I worry that some competent men will build the ship so well that the women can't fuck it up. Maybe they'll double down on wokeness and send a bunch of negresses which will give us a better chance of seeing a massive fuck up.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          that bridge collapsed under the weight of the oppessive patriarchy

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >all-woman crew
    I seriously doubt such a team makes it to Mars' surface.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Everything will be so automated they'll only be passengers.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        And HAL 9000 will make sure those bitches never make it.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          Everything could be automated but failures and critical failures can happen even in immobile supercomputers here on Earth. Now imagine what could go wrong in a vehicle that has to go through several g's of sudden acceleration and temperature extremes during its journey. A highly competent and alert crew will still be needed no doubt about it.

          As long as they've got communication with ground control they'll walk them through anything and all systems will have multiple redundancies.
          Then again I honestly can't imagine women surviving an Apollo 13 situation.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >As long as they've got communication with ground control they'll walk them through anything and all systems will have multiple redundancies.
            Dude, no. Depending on the stage of the journey it will take minutes to several minutes to communicate back and forth between the ship and the NASA control station. If a sudden and critical failure happens they will have no time to ask at all.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah sorry I was still thinking about the Moon. They're gonna be fucked if they're in Mars orbit and can't land lol.
              Imagine creating an artificial moon for Mars - Phobos, Deimos, Roastie.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I really expect the first missions to Mars to fail much like the Moon ones. It's true that technology has advanced a ton since the Moon landing but the challenge is exponentially harder aswell.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Are you excited for Artemis-I, what are your predictions?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.nasa.gov/send-your-name-with-artemis/
                >Artemis I will be the first uncrewed flight test of the Space Launch System rocket and the Orion spacecraft. The flight paves the way toward landing the first woman and the first person of color on the Moon!
                The whole affair of forcefully pushing woke shit into something that requires state of the art technology doesnt sound good at all. AFAIK NASA is filled to the brim with ''diversity hires''. If they keep at it our current generation could die without seeing the first human land on Mars.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                They're a government agency of course it's going to be pushing for globohomo
                Don't expect to hear any quotes about mankind either, only humankind from now on.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                peoplekind

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                more chance of elon musk being first to do it than nasa tbh

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                lol only way a woman or nagger will get on the moon is if its made totally automatic.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I welcome our robot overlords.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.google.com/search?q=hal+9000+source+code&oq=hal+9000+source+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j33i160l4.8638j0j4&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

          Yeah right fag. That source code is public data. Fuck your shit up quick nagger loving queer.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Everything could be automated but failures and critical failures can happen even in immobile supercomputers here on Earth. Now imagine what could go wrong in a vehicle that has to go through several g's of sudden acceleration and temperature extremes during its journey. A highly competent and alert crew will still be needed no doubt about it.

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 7-9 month journey, so plenty of time for them to get hormonal and turn on each other. They'll probably fuck something up and overshoot the planet and never be heard from again.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That would be a hilarious anticlimax. I like it.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      and then they will blame men for it somehow

      That would be a hilarious anticlimax. I like it.

      checkd

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      lmaoooo
      what a based take

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >They'll probably fuck

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >up

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Practically guaranteed
      Mission control will be a tardwrangler the entire way through.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That would be a hilarious anticlimax. I like it.

      and then they will blame men for it somehow
      [...]
      checkd

      lmaoooo
      what a based take

      >They'll probably fuck

      Ideally the modern day homosexuals in the command center will get another case of Shit In Shit Out syndrome like they did in 1999 - NASA Mars rover slammed into the side of Mars at 12,000 mph due to a bunch of yes men taking what they believed to be credible data which was actually a simple math mistake (Shit In), and passing it on to all the way to higher ups and ComCenter who also believed it was true (Shit Out). Same reason why Chernobyl happened, the coof vaccine doesn't work, healthcare isnt reformed, and the Three Gorges Dam will inevitably fail.

      Apply the same beauracratic hive mind of Shit In Shit Out found everywhere from pleddit, media, entertainment, academia, government, homosexuals and women to an all-female Mars crew of they're retarded enough to actually do it. The odds of mission failure are a multitude higher because of this "woke" shit.

      https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wired.com/2010/11/1110mars-climate-observer-report/amp

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      And it will, inevitably, be the fault of men.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ideally, but I wouldn’t put it past nasa to put them on birth control or other drugs to control it considering the amount they spent on tampons

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a 7-9 month journey
      Lol.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        did that spastic mean years, or what
        probably decades

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. My gf couldn’t live in house with her “best friends” in uni cuz they all turned on each other. Good fucking luck getting women to handle a Mars mission let alone get on with each other

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It would be ironically symbolic:
      >the brightest scientists and engineers (men) plan and build everything to get them to Mars
      >NASA is tax funded, payed by men (men pay more net taxes)
      >Women get to "claim" Mars for "feminism", because women can do it better

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It will be a badly made fake landing even worse than the moon landing

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They will meet the martians.
    They gonna get the AyyyBC

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Either:
    >first five human corpses on Mars
    or
    >CGI filled trashshow of 'landing'

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >NASA
    >First to Mars

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      also this
      the first person on mars isn't even going to be an astronaut it's gonna be some rich celebrity fuckface like musk or bezos and they'll put their pants down and take a shit on the surface while railing a line off a space rock while all the retards on earth lose their minds and break their thumbs tweeting about it on their goyphones

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hope Elon brings an all straight white male crew, maybe even a token black guy like it’s an old Hollywood movie

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Elon doesn't cuck out and beats Nasa to the punch. How is NASA gonna get there without Starship anyways?

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    unless 4/5 are MtF trannies, they will all die. Even then, at least half will die.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Even then, at least half will die.

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      brown hands made that meme

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they do this?
    Isnt it obvious to every sane person that a male is better prepared for the physical challenges in space

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      they jerk off to too much porn and simp for women nonstop. and their mum nags them all the time

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Accelerate

    • 5 days ago
      Chadicus the Badicus Rex

      Yes they do realize this. This is a demonstration of their ability to defy reality and impose nonsense upon the population. It is humiliation after humiliation with israelites in charge.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Collective mental illness.

      It's a 7-9 month journey, so plenty of time for them to get hormonal and turn on each other. They'll probably fuck something up and overshoot the planet and never be heard from again.

      This tbh. A bunch of women can't cooperate on anything. It will go to shit and NASA will cover up the mistakes.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah m9 that’s why the men will be doing all the actual work while the women make space tiktoks and then take the glory of being first on Mars (even they wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for the male pilots)

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The only advantage I could see to using women is they have reduced caloric needs due to their smaller bodies. Given you could just send manlets and have the best of both worlds.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Sane
      The powers that shouldn't be act as if they are not sane to keep everything in chaos, where they continue to reign.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Women will weigh less, save on fuel. They were talking about sending someone disabled up. Would make sense, if you are missing your legs, its probably an advantage in space. If it's not all fake.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Women will weigh less,
        Not American women

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    3, 5, 1, 4, 2

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      None of the above

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks satan, I concur

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    those are men

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be faked. Anyone that claims otherwise is a fool.

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    And not a single transwoman ??? What is this bigotry???

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    its a terrible idea. if it goes wrong, and they die, it will be touted as a worse tragedy than if it were men. if it goes right, the celebrations will never be enough

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >if it goes right, the celebrations will never be enough
      Duh. You have to reward children when they do well.

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They'll kill each other before they get there.

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    source?

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >all female crew muh le equality
    Ok, it's clear now. They basically said the Mars landing will be a hoax lmao. Norms gonna norm and believe it regardless.

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    source?

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >5 women removed from the earth
    probably for the best tbh

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing of value will be lost.

  30. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    built for BMC

  31. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god
    >survival situation in foreign world
    >all weak ass women
    >lose muscle density from space travel and lower gravity
    >likely only 1 of them is cool headed enough for high stress scenario rather than submitting to it
    This is fucked

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They let the nagger go out first but the israelite does an accidental trip so it gets to be first.
    The 3 white women will stay in the shuttle for maintenance

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    > How will this play out?
    Mars will become a lesbian bdsm planet, and the public will just have to accept the strange pictures and videos sent back to earth.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    what will happen when their periods sync up in the spaceship

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mars will not be the only red thing in space

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        8/8

  35. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Please God, please God, let them send a tranny, and triumphantly declare that a woman was the first.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I accept the terms of your arrangement.

  36. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Real woman or transsexual?

    >small step for me....giant leap for globo homo

  37. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    which one is supposed to be the woman?

  38. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    they will tear each others hair out and fuck up the mission once PMS kicks in

  39. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    There are a few good things about women a few bad things. the XX chromosome is more stable than the XY which means the radiation will likely fuck them less, they're also a little bit better at taking damage (years of being conquered by chads, beaten by wife beaters etc has made them a little hardy). A man going space psycho will likely do more damage than a woman going space psycho. 3. they eat less.

    The largest problems of using women 1. Women make decisions by consensus and are paralyzed when consensus is not met (deadly in a survival situation), 2. They lack physical strength which means they're not going to be lugging each other around for medical emergencies, or building shit all day, heavy equipment could be a major issue on mars. 3. while they have slightly physical beat down endurance, they lack stamina to do heavy manual labor all day the same as a man. 4. Unlike men, women aren't disposable, the whole point of this is the large risk of dying, sending a bunch of women off to die is the worst sort of PR you could hope for, a few space jocks and nobody gives a fuck. 5. Unless you have autismo dyke on board you're going to lose brain power, most women are midwits and I assume male astronauts on the average are further along the IQ bellcurve than their women counterparts. 6. Vaginas are for making babies not going out into space, there is no dick for your vagina in space. (ie. women should stay in their lane for the benefit of all mankind) 7. Lastly, all of it will be just tokenism, they've been chosen for their genitals not because they're the best people for the job. If that's the future nobody will want it.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      They eat less is probably the biggest pro for a mission like this, if you sent up giga-chad he will need 3x the same supplies (not only food but also air and water) than small women. You will need redundancy and specialisation of passengers on such a trip.

      Physical strength is not a big issue if you are on 1/3rd gravity planet. Biggest downside is that they are not fit to live in isolation like men can (even though men, if they go crazy will damage a lot more), thats why there are almost no women overwintering in antarctica.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >They eat less is probably the biggest pro for a mission like this
        Is it? The diference in calories required in average for males and females is not that huge. What percentage of the cargo space and weight does the food for the crew tipically take?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I read somewhere that in famine men die first because of the calorie load.
          It's still retarded

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            It may also be because we tipically have less energy stored as fat in our bodies. Women naturally carry quite a lot of calories in their hips/ass/tits as fat.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              not just that but our bodies are larger and more muscular, the calorie difference is significant. there's couples where the wife makes the same meal for both her and her 6'2" husband, and she stays a fatty while her husband drops pounds. a few hundred here and there adds up, over a week that's a few thousand more. they say 2,500 for men and 2000 for women. so over a week that's 3500. exactly one pound of fat. it will add up fast.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          depending on mission length maybe 10-50x the persons weight, so pretty significant
          > A trip to Mars and back, for instance, may take more than three years and require the provision of thousands of kilograms of food. A crew of four on a three-year martian mission eating only three meals each day would need to carry more than 10,886 kilograms of food.
          Note that every kg to mars will cost a million or more

          You burn the same amount of calories regardless of being man or woman because of the amount of work you do. Otherwise the entire physics will break. What non-sense are you talking.

          More height and larger muscles burn more calories, is that new to you? And they aren't there to do powerlifting competitions and compare kg lifted vs calories burned.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >depending on mission length maybe 10-50x the persons weight, so pretty significant
            >> A trip to Mars and back, for instance, may take more than three years and require the provision of thousands of kilograms of food. A crew of four on a three-year martian mission eating only three meals each day would need to carry more than 10,886 kilograms of food.
            >Note that every kg to mars will cost a million or more
            Not trying to be stubborn, but you can solve that by sending smaller men rather than women. A pack of 150-160cms tall manlets would be far more productive in all regards than a pack of women of average height.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              This is what the soviets did, Gagarin was a manlet.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, manlets are efficient as fuck. It's no coincidence all olympic gymnasts are ultra manlets since that sport is all about the weight/strength ratio.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why stop at manlets. Release the dwarfs and midgets!

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Manlets offer the optimal balance of performance vs efficiency

                The first human to commit a crime in space? A woman.
                The first human to do sabotage on a space station? A woman.

                Can't wait to see what they pull on another planet. Maybe the first murder in space!

                At the very least a cat fight

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, the woman who sabotaged the ISS also had plenty of fights with the crew, no? My bet still is on the murder hahaha

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You burn the same amount of calories regardless of being man or woman because of the amount of work you do. Otherwise the entire physics will break. What non-sense are you talking.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >You burn the same amount of calories regardless of being man or woman because of the amount of work you do. Otherwise the entire physics will break. What non-sense are you talking.
          Basal metabolic rates vary between people but in general men consume more calories because we've got more muscle mass on average.

  40. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Women in space

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      apparently space makes you more attractive too because that bitch is ugly in every other picture of her

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >single piece of something moving at constant speed
      literally proof of them being in space you nagger

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        wow man. i didnt know i was in space every time i dropped an apple

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          When you drop an apple, does it move at constant speed? You fat retarded nagger.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          nagger, where do you think earth is to?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Canadian education

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You are so dumb.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      wtf that is a mega fake droplet. it falls the same speed in the normal video as in the slowed video. wtf do people even..

  41. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Irradiated eggs and mutant children.

  42. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    someone's gotta (wo)man the washing machines.
    Godspeed marsfags

  43. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and gay.

  44. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What will be the consequence when their cycles align?

  45. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense for an all woman crew. No pregnancies and less agression during the years of deep space travel.

  46. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    no survivors

  47. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    space is fake and gay , that´s how it turns out.
    you can´t leave earth it is surrounded by gods angels and the invisible dome around it.
    they keep trying to nuke the orbit but get btfod everytime , same reason they surround antarctica with all the worlds military because they are spooked and don´t want anyone to know the truth.
    but keep falling for space exploration fanfiction.

  48. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Like a bad movie just faker and gayer

  49. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    NASA is full of troons and can't do shit at this point spaceX and the chinks will get to mars way before they do

  50. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Space toilet clogged with tampons on day 5

  51. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Let the comedy ensue.

  52. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    China will be first on Mars with a team of chink men.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Would unironically rather the chinks get there than women.

  53. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not filmed in a studio I think the chance for them to reach mars alive is quite low. 100% sure there will be no return.

  54. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Will never happen, NASA is a money laundering scheme.

  55. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fatal. And then a man will be blamed.
    But since it's NASA, it will be a gay black man.

  56. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >apollo 13 clusterfuck times 10000000

  57. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming they don't fake the entire thing then I doubt it would end well. Not because I think women are incapable but because they're forgoing skill for muh women. It happens every single time a group tries to be diverse. Underskilled people get positions based on their gender or race. Maybe some of these women are probably qualified but I fuckin doubt there aren't better options for the others. They're so determined to virtue signal that they'd put an entire mission as risk. Which is probably why it'll be faked anyways and the real landing will be done by others kek

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.

  58. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 432 year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.

  59. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda like how they send monkeys to space first before men? I like the idea.

  60. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Caesar took his legions on campaign for 5+ years, women can't work in an office together for more than a week before they hate each other. There's dudes on /misc/ who haven't gotten laid in 30 years let alone 3, women are hopeless coomers literally evolved to take/crave dick.

    But nah, clearly we need to send women.

  61. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

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    https://worldtruthvideos.website/watch/the-rulers-and-their-secret-signs_Dr5f3CZu6CvGLgW.html
    https://rokfin.com/post/50031/Exposing-the-Fraud-Behind-PBS-Genius-Episode-6

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      lol, lmao even

      Yeah, manlets are efficient as fuck. It's no coincidence all olympic gymnasts are ultra manlets since that sport is all about the weight/strength ratio.

      Manlets are actively being discriminated against nowadays though, considering the PR implications I doubt they've got any chance to be chosen for astronauts.

  62. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't some female astronaut just completely fuck up the International Space Station? To the point of it being near inhabitable?
    Why the fuck would you risk that, x5

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, she drilled a hole in it because she didn't want to be up there anymore.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the case of the female astronaut that used the stations limitless clearance to fuck with her ex lesbian lover's financial shit. Was also the one that drove accross the country in diapers to kill ex husband or boyfriend.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        do americans only send the most psycho and retarded bitches in space?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Think of it this way. What woman has that drive to discover and excel to purely better themselves and mankind?
          Of course only the crazy bitches ride rockets into space.

  63. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Should be fine since the shuttle flies itself now.

  64. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Otyken :))

  65. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dead during landing, due to the need to reverse out of orbit.

  66. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They will die in a fiery crash of course. The official stated reason will be that some man engineer didn't convert from imperial to metric properly or some bullshit.

  67. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    How are they going to keep the society going there being all 40 year old childless career girlbosses?

  68. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >all-women crew
    what could go wrong?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      you already said it

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      all woman company.
      end of story: went bankrupt and former owner will
      NEVER hire females again.
      on to mars. sure. it is just a moneylaundering scheme by the israelite.

  69. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The first human to commit a crime in space? A woman.
    The first human to do sabotage on a space station? A woman.

    Can't wait to see what they pull on another planet. Maybe the first murder in space!

  70. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Musk will allow anyone but himself, his cyborgs or his clones to be the first to set foot on Marx

  71. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    > How will this play out?
    It'ss be a one way journey lasting no more than a month or two.

  72. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >How will this play out?
    A bunch of Freemason scuba divers play camp at Devon island...

  73. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    not a tranny? pathetic

  74. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Middle one is ok

  75. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did they go naked? US don't have the tech for wear them.

  76. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rip

  77. 5 days ago
    What if?

    Until now the wokeness has not come to the field of space travel. Articles like that always try to pitch some salt and diversity into it. But thankfully this people work to succeed. And therefore there is not a tiny bit of a chance a all female crew will be traveling to Mars. There is not even a chance a female will travel there in the first place, without sterilization. It has many of reason why man are by far supirior psychologically under a constant stress environment. The recent event at the iss proves this.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Our government couldn't even get Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill after bragging for years about her replacing the white man on it. Our government is inept at everything except Twitter and Reddit propaganda.

  78. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of an old Star Trek joke;

    Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Captain Janeway and Seven of Nine are stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Who got back to Earth first?

    Janeway and Seven got home lickety split while Kirk and Spock were still packing their shit.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Janeway and Seven took 7 seasons to get home.

      Kirk and Spock literally traveled back in time on several occasions and were back home by the end of the episode.

  79. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully they de-sync their periods or else when the PMS hits its gonna be a shitshow

  80. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    after a month they will all synch up
    after the 3rd it will be a bloodbath
    no survivors

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Its dumb people still think men and women are the same. For a woman to reproduce it just takes being alive and not horridly ugly. For most men it takes either strength or intelligence but usually a bit of both. Especially, in civilization it doesnt matter how strong you are if youre too stupid to earn your fair share of food since its not just hunting anymore. Rationing of food was the best thing for smart men in history. Also, so many other factors that require men to be smart to survive like in war and inudstry. Dumb men lose arms and legs and no woman wants a man who cant feed them. Nor des any father want to give away his daughter to an idiot that can only do manual labor.

  81. 5 days ago
    Kikexterminator

    bitches will kill each other long before getting anywhere near close to Mars.
    bitches hate each other more than We hate them.

    Death to israelite

  82. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are not setting foot on mars in our lifetime

  83. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    mars is not happening in our lifetime unless it's a one way trip

  84. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    We can't go to mars because space doesn't exist and we live under the firmament. Stop falling for the nasa's deception which seems to be adding feminism in the mix.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      isnt that on von brauns tombstone?

  85. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The first chance for humanity to make a clean fresh start on untouched soil and they send the fucking gum-bubba nagger, ensuring that retards will be a part of the space population from day one

  86. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    HOLD ON THERE SPARKY... NASA claims they're using the Artemis Lunar Mission to land a woman on the Moon with the first mission to the surface. This is in addition to the first person of Color ... which suggests they'll be using a black woman for this mission for Diversity reasons. Remember that NASA also just announced they were committed to all employees being able to use their preferred pronouns and to be addressed by them correctly.

    Do they get priority to walk on the Moon and also Mars now??

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember that NASA also just announced they were committed to all employees being able to use their preferred pronouns and to be addressed by them correctly.

      Here's the fucking Tweet..

  87. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait the first twerking tik tok video shot on mars

  88. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely hope the ship blows up on launch. Did they learn nothing from that femoid who spread shit all over the ISS? Sending women to space is a mistake.

    God I hate how fucking woke this world is.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Did they learn nothing from that femoid who spread shit all over the ISS?

      WUT?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Bitch broke the fucking toilet and drilled a hole in a wall and forced everyone to start using nappies and there was nowhere to dispose of nappies so they were floating around the station interior and apparently shit got out and contaminated experiments and stunk up the place. There is a bigger cap that goes into detail.

        I swear to God women need to be actually banned from space for a good few decades and leave it to men until space travel becomes as easy as buying a plane ticket. This all female mars mission shit is beyond disgusting. It's gonna be the propaganda mission for the ages. It's all about taking male accomplishments and giving them to females. But we only get to leave this planet for the first time once. And if they woke that up, I will literally devote the rest of my life to being cruel to women for ruining that once in a species achievement by woking it up.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit its true? this was really well put under the rug because i dont remember reading anything about it
          which obviously is on purpose..

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is. Nasa tried to cover it up, but Russia is literally suing her for damaging the ISS. This bitch had a freakout and tried to sabotage things so they'd send a shuttle up and bring her home. And all female mission is literally a recipe for disaster. But if the all female to mars mission goes bad, don't expect to hear about it, will be memory holes most likely. But if it goes well by some miracle, expect to never hear the end of it.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I will literally devote the rest of my life to being cruel to women
          MY MAN

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Actual Kazakhstani recognizing my misogyny
            Holy shit. Unironically capped and saved. Thanks bro. Bitches need to pay for plotting to steal a male achievement of this magnitude.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's not woman falt fren and you know that.... That is just who they are... It doesn't matter if they were in earth or in space, they will do womanly things because they are woman. Focus your angry on the idea behind letting this fuck happen. It will be more effective

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            The ones behind them and responsible for this are most likely a bunch of female feminist politicians and bureaucrats. Remember Larry Fink has a bunch of women in top positions at Blackrock. It's literally women responsible for this shit. All the high up political decision making positions are getting filled up by a bunch of Kathleen Kennedy's that are making it their mission to push women everywhere. They need to be punished.

  89. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    rollan 1-2 3-4 5-6 7-8 9-10

  90. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    fuck, rolled discount Gal Gadot

  91. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I get folks who think people landed on the Moon but you have to be a brainlet to believe they'll go to Mars in this century.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Any talks about a possible manned mission to Mars give the 2040s as the timeline, itt we're just having fun throwing shade on women.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Any talks about a possible manned mission to Mars give the 2040s as the timeline
        Not habbening, this is the same shit like the Moon program all over again, promising shit they don't have tech for yet.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          They are going to the Moon again though. The first mission of the new program launches in a few weeks in fact

          Are you excited for Artemis-I, what are your predictions?

          lol only way a woman or nagger will get on the moon is if its made totally automatic.

          They'll just be along for the ride probably

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >They are going to the Moon again though.
            >Uncrewed
            Sure thing dude. So, they didn't lost the technology they just misplaced it

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Don't be retarded please, the moon landing conspiracy is a distraction

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >the moon landing conspiracy is a distraction
                Nothing to see here move along it was a weather balloon
                Ok pinhead

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Did you ever bother to read the story behind this?
                No of course not cause you're a lazy retard and you believe anything as long as it's posted by a fellow conspiracytard.
                For supposed skeptics you're the most gullible bunch of them all.

                >they didn't lost the technology they just misplaced it
                When NASA originally "landed on the Moon" in 1969, they did not provide a direct feed of the broadcast to TV networks.
                Instead, they allowed TV networks to set up cameras to record a TELEVISION SCREEN in the NASA lobby, supposedly showing the landing in live time.
                This is why the original Moon landing footage is so grainy and blurry.

                About 20 years ago, NASA announced that they "lost" all the master tapes of the moon landing footage.
                >Whoops, we misplaced the original master recordings, it's gone, all we have is the recording of the TV screen.
                Ostensibly the greatest accomplishment in human history, and the single greatest achievement of their organization, and they LOST the proof??

                It's all such bullshit, man...

                You know that they went to the Moon more than once right, it wasn't just Apollo 11?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >You know that they went to the Moon more than once right, it wasn't just Apollo 11?
                And...?
                I'm talking about the video proof of "One giant leap for mankind", the single greatest event in human exploration. They "lost" the high-quality proof. We only get the third-hand blurry recording of a TV screen. Wouldn't want anybody in the 21'st century to look too closely at the details, after all...

                Further more, "the lost tapes" were among to 700 cardboard boxes of lost content, that's like a warehouse
                [...]
                >Did you ever bother to read the story behind this?
                Yeah, they didn't admit it what a surprise. Apparently it was a conspiracy but without a reason. You're a conspiratard now

                NASA is most likely a money-laundering operation for deep-state tech, with a front-end of engineers building giant bottle rockets. SpaceX has done a better and more efficient job in 20 years of launching things into space than NASA has done in 64 years.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >You know that they went to the Moon more than once right, it wasn't just Apollo 11
                Yeah, here's Apollo 16

                There's nothing wrong with any of the other moon "stones" given to other dignitaries, and they're all around ~1g, why would NASA give out only one fake stone?
                Could it have anything to do with the fact that it was in a private collection for decades? The relatives of the politician who received this stone gave the museum a fucking 90g "rock" which was obviously not the original item, anyone could have realized this and the museum noticed immediately.
                Whoever they talked to at NASA, might as well have been a fat negress for all we know, didn't bother to do their job told them it's probably alright.
                NASA fucked up big time, but it's not the conspiracy you imply it is.

                >Further more, "the lost tapes" were among to 700 cardboard boxes of lost content, that's like a warehouse
                Almost like they've scrapped or auctioned off a lot of stuff when their budget got cut after the people started losing interest in Apollo and the government wanted NASA to make a space shuttle instead

                If it was all just a TV set, and the Apollo Guidance Computer was just a prop why would they make one of the most compact computers at the time in the first place:

                I started off skeptical of the Moon landings but the more I looked into it the more I see stupid people and blatantly dishonest memes on one side and actual answers and technical documents on the other.

                >There's nothing wrong with any of the other moon "stones" given to other dignitaries, and they're all around ~1g, why would NASA give out only one fake stone?
                Lol lmao even no lmfao wait rofl
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_and_missing_Moon_rocks#:~:text=Of%20the%20270%20Apollo%2011,away%20in%20storage%20for%20decades.
                >Almost like they've scrapped or auctioned off a lot of stuff
                So somebody bought those tapes, where are they and why would NASA lie about it saying it's lost ?
                >If it was all just a TV set, and the Apollo Guidance Computer was just a prop why would they make one of the most compact computers at the time in the first place:
                What were properties of that computer in terms of CPU and RAM
                >I started off skeptical of the Moon landings but the more I looked into it the more I see stupid people and blatantly dishonest memes on one side and actual answers and technical documents on the other.
                No you didn't. You're shilling the official narrative in other threads as well and no matter what and it's a bit weird I wonder if you're even a Bulgarian

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                You can even see the thrusts in the video, Jesus... are you blind?
                It's always the same thing, you see something you don't understand and assume it's fake

                >So somebody bought those tapes, where are they and why would NASA lie about it saying it's lost ?
                They might legit be lost I don't fucking know, but a ton of stuff was also destroyed and auctioned.
                The point is it's not the intentional conspiracy you're implying it is, same as the supposed moon rock in the dutch museum but you're disingenuous.

                >What were properties of that computer in terms of CPU and RAM
                Watch the video perhaps, or look at the documentation:
                https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/alsj-LMdocs.html

                >No you didn't. You're shilling the official narrative in other threads as well and no matter what and it's a bit weird I wonder if you're even a Bulgarian
                Sure senpai look at how easy it is to invent a conspiracy about me because you disagree with what I'm saying, that's how it starts.
                The reason I'm replying in such threads is because people like you annoy me when you keep on posting the same stupid memes and videos and no matter how many times you get told you repeat it in the next thread as if nothing happened.
                Eби ce в гъзa плocкoyмнo кoпeлe нe cи тoлкoвa yмeн кoлкoтo cи миcлиш чe cи.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >You can even see the thrusts in the video, Jesus... are you blind?
                >that picrel
                Look at this webm, it's more elaborate
                >They might legit be lost I don't fucking know, but a ton of stuff was also destroyed and auctioned.
                Or deliberately destroyed to cover the tracks
                >auctioned
                Not the tapes, where are they
                >Watch the video perhaps, or look at the documentation:
                It's a simple question, why won't you answer it instead of gaslighting with links which are not needed here. Just say the numbers, how hard is it
                >Ignores the missing rocks issue
                You said all the other rocks are in place but 180 are in fact missing which is an impressive number.
                Your argument just got btfo'd and you pretend you didn't see it, so much about your honesty

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                The moon rocks are the most valuable rocks on the planet. The contaminated samples that were distributed as diplomatic gifts were often switched out and stolen.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >The moon rocks are the most valuable rocks on the planet.
                How much do they cost
                >The contaminated samples that were distributed as diplomatic gifts were often switched out and stolen.
                >stolen
                by who

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Again you're looking at external insulation and thinking the LEM is made out of construction paper.
                >Or deliberately destroyed to cover the tracks
                You're implying malice when you've got no evidence for it.
                >Not the tapes, where are they
                I have no fucking idea why would I know?
                It's a simple question, why won't you answer it instead of gaslighting with links which are not needed here. Just say the numbers, how hard is it
                A weird not quite 16 bit CPU, 2K words magnetic core memory 36,864 core rope serving as ROM, you can find the specs anywhere and it matches up with the video of the computer they restore.
                You pushing this point about publicly available information is just wasting time and doesn't answer why they would bother building what would have been one of the most compact computers at the time if a prop would have done the job.

                >You said all the other rocks are in place but 180 are in fact missing which is an impressive number.
                I said all the other rocks weight around ~1g and this one weight ~90g IIRC. And there has been no other "fake" rock in a museum you fucking hack.
                You're posting the meme knowing full well you're implying that NASA knew they're giving out fake rocks or deliberately deceive people when that's not the case.
                >Your argument just got btfo'd and you pretend you didn't see it, so much about your honesty
                What honesty are you talking about nagger I'm answering your questions to the best of my abilities and you keep dodging or misinterpreting things, I'm getting real tired of your shit.

                >The moon rocks are the most valuable rocks on the planet.
                How much do they cost
                >The contaminated samples that were distributed as diplomatic gifts were often switched out and stolen.
                >stolen
                by who

                I don't fucking know let me check with my black market connections... fucking retard.

                What's the next .webm that you're gonna post, the video of the ascent stage then ask what happened to the cameraman they left behind?

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >they didn't lost the technology they just misplaced it
              When NASA originally "landed on the Moon" in 1969, they did not provide a direct feed of the broadcast to TV networks.
              Instead, they allowed TV networks to set up cameras to record a TELEVISION SCREEN in the NASA lobby, supposedly showing the landing in live time.
              This is why the original Moon landing footage is so grainy and blurry.

              About 20 years ago, NASA announced that they "lost" all the master tapes of the moon landing footage.
              >Whoops, we misplaced the original master recordings, it's gone, all we have is the recording of the TV screen.
              Ostensibly the greatest accomplishment in human history, and the single greatest achievement of their organization, and they LOST the proof??

              It's all such bullshit, man...

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Further more, "the lost tapes" were among to 700 cardboard boxes of lost content, that's like a warehouse

                Did you ever bother to read the story behind this?
                No of course not cause you're a lazy retard and you believe anything as long as it's posted by a fellow conspiracytard.
                For supposed skeptics you're the most gullible bunch of them all.

                [...]
                You know that they went to the Moon more than once right, it wasn't just Apollo 11?

                >Did you ever bother to read the story behind this?
                Yeah, they didn't admit it what a surprise. Apparently it was a conspiracy but without a reason. You're a conspiratard now

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing wrong with any of the other moon "stones" given to other dignitaries, and they're all around ~1g, why would NASA give out only one fake stone?
                Could it have anything to do with the fact that it was in a private collection for decades? The relatives of the politician who received this stone gave the museum a fucking 90g "rock" which was obviously not the original item, anyone could have realized this and the museum noticed immediately.
                Whoever they talked to at NASA, might as well have been a fat negress for all we know, didn't bother to do their job told them it's probably alright.
                NASA fucked up big time, but it's not the conspiracy you imply it is.

                >Further more, "the lost tapes" were among to 700 cardboard boxes of lost content, that's like a warehouse
                Almost like they've scrapped or auctioned off a lot of stuff when their budget got cut after the people started losing interest in Apollo and the government wanted NASA to make a space shuttle instead

                If it was all just a TV set, and the Apollo Guidance Computer was just a prop why would they make one of the most compact computers at the time in the first place:

                I started off skeptical of the Moon landings but the more I looked into it the more I see stupid people and blatantly dishonest memes on one side and actual answers and technical documents on the other.

  92. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They'll dent the fenders on their spaceship and take two parking spaces when they land.

  93. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    if you put old school film "negatives" or "positives" in a vacuum and then go and try to develop that film it will have "fogging"
    this is because the film has emulsifiers suspended in gelatin that are sensitive to lower pressures
    whatever pictures that NASA released to the public for apollo were not developed from film that was anywhere near the low pressures of the lunar surface
    even the most advanced high altitude film can not withstand a vaccuum, the pictures will "fog"

  94. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think Elon should send a dude before the women get there just to fuck with libshits.

  95. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It will be like one of those sci-fi tropes were the vessel is lost and in the distant future rediscovered when advanced spaceflight has been devloped.
    Only instead of some space contagion or weird sci-fi twist shit when they investigate it will just turn out they all just murdered each other when they started PMSing.

  96. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    source? hilarious if true
    obviously not counting with all the men work backstage lmao..

    >how it will end
    like all women only endevours: in total failure

  97. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they all get raped by the one man in the photgraph.

  98. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    3 years in space will turn them into a pile of jelly. they will not be stepping onto anything.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      stop your pre-emptive mansplaining how it will go for these strong womynx in 2040, chudface

  99. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It'll never happen that way and everyone knows it, so why make this dumb thread?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      so we can vent about the bad relationship we have with our mothers

  100. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    it makes sense. women weight less (excl. americans).

  101. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    so they already have an excuse when they inevitably fail? kek

  102. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Leaving the parking brake on and scraping the rims on the way out

  103. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  104. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    > making scientific decisions based solely on politics

    How do you think it's going to turn out?

  105. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

  106. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hilariously

  107. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    their rocket explodes before it leaves earths atmosphere

  108. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It will go as fine as America's first female navy carrier pilot or Norwegian ships all female crew.

  109. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    gross

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No3 is cute

  110. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who knew space could be made even faker and gayer? Clown world turning it up to 11.

  111. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Like all girls nights out, they will hold someones hair while she vomits and cries and another one tries to find them a cab with one shoe on and ketchup on her face.

  112. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Big Green Martian Cock porn streamed to us live with a 12 minute delay in 2030

  113. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    So it's a suicide mission then

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      More like a delayed start and then quietly restaffed after everyone fails all the basic checks or they all turn up pregnant before launch.

  114. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Women operating a space shuttle

    You already know how its going to "play out"

  115. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It is decided that the first human to step on Mars will be a women with a all-women crew behind her.
    What does the group being trained to save them look like?

  116. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lol not even the nagger is full nagger.....holy fuck you naggers are destined to be held back for the entirety of your linage

  117. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Like this, for a year out, a month in Mars orbit, then a year back. Good luck ladies.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I honestly didn't think I could hate them anymore than I did
      >read pic

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fucking hell. Nothing makes me rage against women as much as this pic.

      Fucking hell if I read it again I'm gonna need to seek out some guro porn.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      WOW
      Never have I herd of a such a blatant example of this

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Women are literally gonna steal the biggest Neil Armstrong event in human history just for reasons in pic related.

        I swear to God. I will use all crypto gains I ever got to make women's life a living hell. I will literally fund causes and become an anti soros and finance the ruination of women if this fucking woke up the first mars landing. I will not rest until women are property. The fucking final straw.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's really bad

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

  118. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Badly. Chances are there will be a disaster when they try to land the ship.

  119. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the trip to Mars a one way trip. Realistically I don't think there would be enough fuel to relaunch from the martian surface.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Any Mars mission would have supplies sent to the surface and in orbit ahead of the maned mission for the return home. (assuming one is planned)

  120. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    they all die or we will see some spectacular cgi kino
    cant wait for next level propaganda in 16k
    but since nobody was even on the moon so far or even left the orbit of this planet, this shit will never happen.
    god has given the earth to mankind and we are bound in the earthly realm, same as lucifer and the other fallen angels were thrown down to and denied acces to the realm of heaven from that point on.
    they cant leave, we cant leave. its like a videogame with invisible walls. not technically some invisible wall stopping you, but by a law put in place that will make it look like a coincidence that something went wrong, the rocket exploded or whatever. enough of those examples.
    so their only option is to fake it, same as they already did with the moonlanding.

  121. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >How will this play out?
    everyone will know women are shoehorned into that position.
    everyone will learn to mistrust women's achievements

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >women are shoehorned into that position.

      They will all die. This is propaganda for NASA funding. SpaceX will make the first landing, NASA will send females on SpaceX flight 2 or 3.

  122. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the nagging.

    >UGGGGHHH. DO YOU *HAVE* TO FIX THE OXYGEN PUMP NOW?

  123. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i hope to fuck it goes bad and they float off into the sun jsut so that mutt dies

  124. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the white woman are all 5-7 the other 2 are 2s at best. the ones an adams apple tranny

  125. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how many men are going to die attempting to rescue them when they fuck up and start crying for help.

  126. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Does NASA not have any attractive female astronauts?

  127. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They all die and eat each other and go crazy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >They all die and eat each other and go crazy
      Men to blame.

  128. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, prepare your thoughts and payers my mans

  129. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    THEYRE GONNA DIE

    CAP THIS

    You know how I know? There's no fucking bluegum. Those israelite would have moved heaven and earth to get a big fat shit stinking mugumbo bitch in there if they were actually going to make it.

    That quadroon is clearly not black enough for the fucking israelites. It's obvious.

  130. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    We are not going to Mars Retard!

  131. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It is decided that the first human to step on Mars will be a women
    China has said no such thing.

  132. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Powerful.

  133. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It will be mildly amusing until they all die.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, until the moment after they all die.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >implying they're even going to space

  134. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

  135. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    If there will ever be proof that space is fake, it will be this mission succeeding.

  136. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They’ll scissor each other

  137. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They crash in space because of a faulty wire, RiP

  138. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Talk about the wrong stuff.

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