>find invisibility suit
>find invisibility suit. >what do?
>find invisibility suit
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Use the employees only bathroom
You fucking monster.
cum in your mom's face
Put it on and keep on procastrinating
wear it for a day and forget about it and let it collect dust
Steal your father's wedding ring
Keep it secret, never sell it, and barely use it. When I do use it I t would probably for late night walks. Almost nothing could be safer.
I would destroy it before I die.
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how much invisibility does it provide? would i be able to bypass heat sensors?
Invisible to the visible spectrum but detectable to thermal vision
>Go up to random black people on the street and whisper "nagger" into their ear.
>There is suddenly an epidemic of seemingly random chimp outs on the streets.
>Black people are segregated for everyone's protection.
>A new golden age of western civilization ensues.
Oh man that's easy.
>Sneak into banks, not big ones, small ones, and steal money from tellers and stash them in the suit.
>Hit the clothing stores to get some new threads.
>Wear new outfit under suit, then hitch a ride on a train without anyone knowing
>End up in another state, start a new life and abandon the old one.
>Use suit to constantly steal money to fund my life going state to state traveling around the country
>Eventually break the suit but still rich enough to keep moving and leaving old life behind
>Feel more free than ever could in my entire life and probably die from an alcohol/drug binge
make grilled cheese
Put it on and get hit by a car
sell the technology to the american military for billions of dollars and secure a future for my bloodline for innumerable generations to come
they'll just steal it from you
how will they catch me when im invisible
better question yet, how will you sell it to them without revealing yourself
walk up to them while invisible holding a piece of paper, like in the deathnote oneshot
>find seemingly impossible future tech
>lose my mind on the implications
>get insanely paranoid about it's origins
>it might be some black budget shit which means some glownigs are testing stuff like this in a foreign country(scandianon)
>or it's some alien tech
>or it's a test or an accident from an /x/ tier source
>or i'm having some sort of psychotic episode
>back trace my route and everything from before finding it
>keep it hidden and try to calm down and try not to deviate from my neet routines for some time
>start testing it with different cameras, remove IR filters from them and propably invest some money to more sophisticated equipment(use
hyperautistic opsec on research and getting said items)
>finally lose my marbles when i find it's cababilities
>get assblasted drunk and propably use it for stupid entertainment, spill the beans to friends or give it up to some academic or gov entity
>if i can handle the pressure send evidence to some tech giant
>promise samples and exclusivity for test pieces in exhange for monero
Find people who are extremely together and having a wonderful life then make them believe they're a total schizo.
Not sure if I could get more invisible
>shitt in the suit and walk around, creating a smell that nobody can figure out the source of
>sneak behind politicans during live speeches and smack their ass, making them flail around like a schizo trying to find the invisible diddler
>put aphrodesiacs in soda machines
>sit in an abandoned building and throw shit at people, make it look haunted
>photocopy and leak every document ever written
>get bored, hide the suit and try to live a normal life. pull it out in the apocalypse and dab on the joggers
reverse engineer it and watch high quality porn on it.
impress the ladies
maybe do some shoplifting
just a little bit
to fuck with whoever is reviewing security footage
murder all the evil cishets! be gay, do crime
Sell it to the government for infinitely more money than I would have made emptying cash registers and stealing wallets
>"Yeah like fuck do you have an invisibility suit" t. fedboi
>they come and take it anyways
>accidentally drop it
Jack off onto women in public
Keep it extremely secret and only ever use it in very rare instances. Might be fun trying to invade North Korea, assuming I avoid all the other types of sensors.
i wish i had a visibilty suit