>finally get a gf. >meeting her dad. >hey the game is coming on soon, sit and watch with me

>finally get a gf
>meeting her dad
>hey the game is coming on soon, sit and watch with me

What do?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I want girls with no fathers and bad relationships with their male family members. I always hated normie mens obsession with sports. homie who tf cares about this shit? Go and watch some porn or smoke some weed or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watching video games is the new-age equivalent of watching sports.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sit and watch the game, shoot the shit. Watching sports is like playing a shitty video game: it's not fun by yourself, but it can be fun when done together with other people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its not fun when you literally have zero idea about the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, most sportsball games have an object such as a ball, egg, or puck, two opposing teams, and the teams each try to get the object into their opposing team's goal location, which is typically a net or basket. The rules vary, but basically they're trying to get control over the object and get it into the enemy's goal without letting the enemy do the same to them. That's enough to have a general idea what's going on while you watch.

        Hockey's best because it incorporates violence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds lame af. If I have to endure bullshit like this in a relationship then I rather stay single forever

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care very much for football but I'd be polite and watch it. It's important to make a good impression on your gfs family.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You sit down and watch the game moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Watch the god damn game and have a drink like a normal person. Frick If you were in front of me I'd punch you in the fricking face.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >like a normal person
        "normal" is subjective

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if I dont want to drink and dont want to watch the game? Why are normies so selfish and try to force you to participate in this social bullshit. Just let me go upstairs and frick your daughter thank you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is actual bait, there's no way there's someone this clueless

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >clueless

            Because I dont care about your homosexual social norms? The first place why I would date a girl is to frick her. Why should I be spending ANY time with her homosexual father and drink his shit beer and watch his normie games

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I know you're full of shit or moronic but I'm bored so I'll bite
            If she introduced your to her father its likely she loves her father and his input is important to her
            If you act like a moronic sperg he won't like you and it could factor into you not getting to frick her any more
            On the other hand, if he likes you, it could work the other way and improve your chances of fricking her. Also if you're just a rude shithead to him in his own home he could just outright make you miserable when you come around so you stop coming around
            Adults have to do things they don't like all the time, thats what being an adult is about.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Adults have to do things they don't like all the time, thats what being an adult is about.
            Wow glad I mentally stayed 15

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is that dating girls with fathers is moronic. Why would you want a b***h who constantly has some other man she can talk too. I want to be the only guy she speaks to. No father, no brother, no cousins, no friends

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So, you manipulate women and their families while bending over backwards and perpetuating israeli sport games so that you can have the chance of carrying on a meaningless relationship?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Thinking there's still meet and greet with the fathers in this day and age
    LOL aint happening, chief. Ya daughter wants to walk around naked serving me beers in MY home.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >decline
    You are immediately judged for not watching sportsball and written off as a weirdo
    >accept
    He knows perfectly well that you don't watch sportsball and he also made you look like a desperate beta b***h

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    be a fricking man and impress your girlfriend by getting along well with her dad, there by gaining approval from her and her dad which is critical for long term success. act like you understand sportsball, or just ask questions and be engaged. this is basic shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this is basic shit
      This is literally the scariest scenario I could imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Girls hate guys their dad likes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. If you get along well with her dad that's the first step of a series steps that lead to her leaving you crying one night and telling you that you're "just too perfect" and that she "doesn't deserve you"

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Say sure: Follow up by asking him his fave team. This will make you seem like you know the sport. I have learned the names of a few "accepted" teams in all ball games, as well as a few key players/facts about team.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is exactly why I'll die a virgin. I don't want to meet her family and I don't want her to meet mine.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    scream "I LOSE" and run back outside, avoiding the spaghetti

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I sit in his lap
    >Ask if he can be my daddy too
    >let her father frick me

  12. 2 years ago
    fatman

    You fookin serious? You sit down and tell him you never watched it before. Then ask questions. I know you dont care but he'd be thrilled to get to "teach" you and will like you more. Which can lead to lessened wienerblocking. Unless she got daddy issues, then you want him to hate you.

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