Feminist dating guide reveals secrets to being alone and miserable forever They've written an inquisition handbook for the feminist's first date and of course it's everything you expect.

Nothing sets off red flags on a date like being told you might be a sexist, racist, and misogynist. Lara Witt has written a feminist guide to remaining single.

Intended as a set of guidelines for “femme-identifying” women to filter out would-be bigots, Lara Witt’s article, first posted on Wear Your Voice and republished on Everyday Feminism, is a terrific resource for questions that intersectional feminists should ask on a first date.

“The following list of questions is applicable to all relationships — certainly not just cisgender, heterosexual ones,” writes the self-identified “queer femme of color,” who says her close relationships with her “accomplices” revolve around the “fight against white supremacy, queerphobia, and misogyny.”

Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?

Of course they do. Just as anyone else’s life matters. That said, Witt argues that any man you date must “decenter their whiteness (if they’re white)” and learn about social justice issues because ignorance of “white privilege” and “non-black privilege” are “non-negotiable.”

What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?

Regurgitate Bill Nye’s laughable segment on the gender spectrum, or else.

“One out of many important elements to dismantling patriarchy is to abolish gender roles as well as the limited understanding that we have about sexuality and gender itself,” writes Witt, who argues that she wouldn’t want to be with anyone “queer phobic.”

Because surely, the reason anyone wants to get into a relationship isn’t to be with someone, but to fight the patriarchy.

How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?

If you aren’t yelling at biology professors, smashing Starbucks windows, attending Women’s Marches and strutting around at Slut Walks then you clearly aren’t doing enough.

Projecting her own bad experiences with men, Witt says that she’s met “cisgender heteronormative” men who “hate women.”

“They say they love women, but that love is conditional on not having their toxic masculinity questioned or threatened in any way,” says Witt. “And they love us as a monolith, they love what women have to offer, whether it is sex, food, love, care, emotional labor: they love us for what we can do for them, not because of who we are for ourselves. It is crucial for cishet men to learn how to decenter their male privilege in order for them to understand the multitudes of interpretations of femininity and womanhood.”

In other words, if you’re not willing to give up your job to a Latinx femme-identifying genderfluid woman with self-diagnosed mental illnesses, you’re part of the white supremacist cis-hetero patriarchy.

What are your thoughts on sex work?

“You may scratch your head at this one, but much like racism and misogynoir, being pro-sex worker is a necessary pillar of dismantling the patriarchy,” Witt argues, adding that men should “pass the mic” to sex workers instead of simply writing in support of them.

In stating as such, Witt betrays the fact that she only ever dates other writers. It’s doubtful that most men (or even women) care to discuss such issues, much less own a platform to “pass the mic” to anyone else.

Beyond that, numerous feminists (especially those of the Second Wave) consider sex work an oppressive, and not a liberating profession, which only serves to further demean women who don’t lease their bodies for the sexual gratification of their male clients.

It’s not slut shaming, but it’s certainly perceived as such by those who disingenuously defend the world’s oldest profession.

Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?

Taking a cue from Linda Sarsour, Witt argues that men must support the BDS, or “Boycott, Divest, Sanctions” movement against Israel. Ostensibly a movement for human rights, the BDS movement is a thinly-veiled form of anti-Semitism that denies the Jewish right to their homeland.

“Being pro-Palestine is not the same thing as being anti-Semitic,” argues Witt. “I shouldn’t even have to express that, but being pro-Palestine and BDS is a necessary part of intersectionality.”

That certainly isn’t the case when most pro-Palestinian activists yell anti-Semitic slogans urging Jews to “remember the Khaybar, the army of Muhammad is coming.” The slogan recalls an event dating to the seventh century when Jews were massacred by the thousands and exiled from what is now modern day Saudi Arabia.

What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?

Admitting that she was “raised in Switzerland,” the supremely privileged feminist writer says she had only a limited understanding of the issue until she did her “own research to really understand how settler colonialism works.”

She demands the men she dates to do the same—provided they crib their knowledge from the same resources she did.

Do you think capitalism is exploitative?

As opposed to communism, which forces every citizen into servitude to the state?

“Anti-capitalism, especially in the U.S., is imperative if you have an understanding of systemic racism, the prison industrial complex, the 13th Amendment, and exploitation,” says Witt, betraying her adherence to Cultural Marxism.

“Capitalism, for one, teaches us that we are only valuable if we produce capital,” she continues “That means that if you aren’t contributing to the system with your labor, your life means almost nothing.”

Under communism, you either work for the state, or you die. There’s no room for independent enterprise. As meat for the machine, those under communist rule receive no credit for their hard work, much less prestige for their genius.

Can any human be illegal?

A ridiculous question, to be certain. Committing crimes is illegal, but personhood can never be defined as “illegal.” Much like squatting and trespassing, illegal immigration is, for a fact, illegal.

“We live on a tiny planet, with land and water within a galaxy surrounded by a universe with an inconceivable number of other galaxies and planets,” says Witt. “Yet here we dictate where we are and who is allowed to be where we are. It’s mind-boggling that borders are even a thing, so to call people ‘aliens’ or ‘illegal immigrants’ is so inhumane and despicable.”

With limited resources on our planet and no way to get off this rock, we have to protect what precious little we have—even if it means not letting a homeless man live with us. Perhaps Witt could set a good example by inviting a family of illegal immigrants to live with her, and we’ll give her views ample consideration.

Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?

“I am not Muslim, so I will stay in my lane, but I cannot imagine for a second even claiming to be a feminist if I didn’t stand in solidarity with my Muslim friends and family — especially now, especially after 9/11.”

One might ask what feminism has to do with the religion, which in many Middle Eastern countries practices the subjugation of women, who are considered lesser than their male counterparts.

“I can’t think of any other religion which has been vilified and lied about more than Islam in a cultural and systemic way,” says Witt, who ignores the massive pogroms against Jews and Christians that remain ongoing in the Middle East.

Furthermore, homosexuality is punishable by death in 11 Muslim countries by law, and in many others by militias citing the Sharia. In several Western European countries, including Sweden and France, Muslim ghettoes are unofficially considered “no go zones” due to the presence of Sharia patrols.

“Don’t waste your time and energy on dating someone who thinks that Islam is inherently violent or misogynistic,” says Witt. “Instead, read some Huda Sha’arawi or Mona Eltahawy to educate yourself further on Muslim feminism.”

The writers whom she cites are a minority, whose views by no means represent the dominant beliefs espoused by immigrants from the Middle East. In the West Bank, massive celebrations broke out following the terrorist attack on September 11, 2001.

Does your allyship include disabled folks?

“If you have disabled family or friends, please make the effort to listen and learn about their lives and their experiences,” says Witt, who seems more than eager to virtue signal her friendships with people who struggle with disabilities, as if they’re trophies to remind her that she’s a good person.

With that, the article doubles as a guide to joyless feminists to pursue equally joyless men, and as a resume for Lara Witt’s virtue as a feminist.

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Ian Miles Cheong is the managing editor of Human Events and owner of Hype Break. Subscribe to YouTube.com/HypeBreak for insightful analysis of games and criticism of game journalism and the culture surrounding video games. Twitter.

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Danlantic
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Danlantic

“As meat for the machine, those under communist rule receive no credit for their hard work¹, much less prestige for their genius².”

1. Stakhanovites.
2. Nomenklatura.

Stalin did that. He found Lenin’s classless society unworkable so he added classes — created by the state.

Danlantic
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Danlantic

>“…attending Women’s Marches…”
Watch it there. That might be just as bad.

Lauren Southern attended a women’s march in London to troll them with a question. 2/3 thru her video the police (a man and possibly a policewoman) and a man in a different but official safety vest entered to see if she could be intimidated (which did not work). I’ve worked on events in the US and we’ve had safety compliance officers check on the decibels of our amplifiers so maybe that’s what he was.

What was the feminists reaction to men stepping in to protect?
>“No men on the march. No men on the march. NO MEN ON THE MARCH. NO MEN ON THE MARCH.“

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Kexessa

No real man wants to date a woman who talks and acts this way. They easily out themselves as non wife, non mom and non date material. Stay on the coasts! Middle America doesn’t want your mental illness around our children.

Feather Blade
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Feather Blade

5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
“No, I’m not into whips, chains, and leather.”

Desdichado
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Desdichado

1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?

Black Lives Matter is a terrorist group, and I’ve lost patience with anyone who supports them to the point where I’m willing to forego their Constitutional right to a trial before they’re executed. Why not? The Left ignores the Constitution whenever it feels like it already, so fair’s fair.

2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?

Sex describes your biology. Gender describes your grammar. There’s no such thing as sexual orientation, just normal, healthy, psychologically functional and then broken.

3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?

Well, I’m out with you on this date in spite of your obvious and apparent lack of any charm or redeeming social traits, aren’t I? I should be given a medal for taking one for the team.

4. What are your thoughts on sex work?

If it’s work, you’re doing it wrong.

5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?

I believe in boycotting, divesting and sanctioning any entity that deliberately singles out white, male, heterosexual men for targeting and harassment. Especially in our own countries that we built.

6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?

Settlers and colonists established their nations, the indigenous have whatever rights the settlers consent to let them have. That said; get ready for a major upcoming disruption in the tolerance that Americans and Europeans have for the would-be settlers and colonists who think that they can take our countries from us. It ain’t gonna be pretty. You ever heard that Kipling poem “Wrath of the Awakened Saxon?”

7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?

That kind of emotive nonsense is exactly why our more intelligent ancestors knew that women’s suffrage was a terrible idea. Too bad it took us 4-5 generations to figure out what everyone else in the world already knew. That’s a bad data point for white supremacy, isn’t it?

8. Can any human be illegal?

Of course.

9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?

There’s no such thing as a Muslim American. You’re either a Moslem or an American, because the two are mutually exclusive. On that note: all Fake Americans have to go back. If they leave soon of their own accord, it’ll be a lot prettier than if they wait until our patience for them is completely exhausted.

10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?

I’m not even your ally.

So; I took your stupid quiz. I doubt I won anything that I actually want, so see ya. I’ll leave the check for you to pick up since you’re such a strong, independent woman.

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Kiran

What this really is is an early warning system for men. When women ask ANY ONE of these questions you turn, run, and never look back. Although, you probably won’t have to run very fast as triggly puffs aren’t known for their running ability, you might tell the waiter on the way out that she’s a “strong, independent womyn and don’t need no man to pay”. Anyone who worships even a single one of these ideas is someone to be avoided at all costs.