I decided to try Tinder the other day and the types of guys I kept attracting were coomers who want to pump and dump me. Is this what ugly women are forever subjected to? We get no respect because men believe we will give our bodies to them on a silver platter while they try extra hard for Staceys?
Femcel vent thread
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At least someone wants you lol
typical woman problems...AKA non problems.
>tinder
Never touch dating apps. Fuck boys and whores use them.
this
what did you expect. ppl who use tinder use it for pump&dumps, regardless of their gender.
Reminder that your hatred of whores should extend to manwhores
Bros, I was using Tinder and then briefly Bumble. On Tinder I had some matches and likes at the start, then almost nothing on a weekly basis. On Bumble I had a short burst of likes and then nothing. Is it really that fucking bad on these apps or am I just brutally ugly and getting mogged by Chad? IRL they always said I was good looking and/or cute. Were they politely lying to my face?
How ugly is ugly
Tinder is literally a pump and dump app. If you want more meaningful relationships and connections, try something like Hinge or OkCupid. Maybe Bumble but I think that's also turning into a pump and dump app.
are you on dating apps for longterm relationships? Also fat and ugly or just ugly?
when a man gets a girlfriend the first thing they do is brag and boast about their girlfriend being physically attractive whether that be hot, sexy, or beautiful. i feel so insecure because i don't think that if i ever get lucky enough to get a guy's attention and we get into a relationship i don't think he would even show me off to his family and friends as many men do with their girlfriends. i don't think his family members would even approve of the relationship seeing how unattractive i am.
i will never be the "beautiful girlfriend" to any man.
Not a single fried I ever had bragged about his gf "being hot", much less as the first thing he mentions about her.
Stop being so paranoid.
Exactly. I've rarely heard of anyone talking about their gf.
She is projecting female norms on men. They all obsess over who has the tallest bf of their social circle.
actually it's size of cock
height past the average is more important in a man to man mogging kind of way, a girl doesn't want a guy to be shorter than the biggest guy in the room, but otherwise isn't an important factor to her
>loads of stupidity
just tell everyone you are a homosexual who pretends to know every woman
not trannies
>femcel
>I can have sex
Nice meme. This is obviously bait, but that really just means you have to filter better for men, and you should cast a wider net past Tinder which primarily focuses on hookups more than other apps.
>if i ever get lucky enough to get a guy's attention and we get into a relationship
It's not about luck -- just your decision to post a pic of yourself here. You'd get drowned in positive attention.
>i don't think his family members would even approve of the relationship seeing how unattractive i am.
Find less vapid guys, then. I don't think that really happens that often, though -- i.e. disapproving because she's too ugly.
You'd be surprised what guys like. The girls I liked in high school got fat and less pretty, but now they're married with kids. My friends have girlfriends that are about a 6/10 but are extremely happy with them.
You may not be conventionally attractive, but to any man you show positive affection for, you will become more beautiful in their eyes.
>but to any man you show positive affection for, you will become more beautiful in their eyes.
>Any man that forms an intimate connection with you (no,not just sexual,talking heart and mind here) will see you as royality. Weird nose,funky feet or whatever will not matter one bit,thats the power of pair-bonding
You are both either severely retarded or worse, intentionally telling this woman a lie that has the potential to harm her out of malice. They will most likely resent her and view her as temporary or disposable, and be constantly looking for opportunities to replace her. She needs to be aware of that and trying to sell her a pleasant lie than the harsh truth will allow for more harm to come to her if she's not wary.
Fuck off. It's not a lie, it's the truth. Just because you're miserable and can't trust anyone doesn't mean that she has to be
Your perception isn't based in reality. Any man that forms an intimate connection with you (no,not just sexual,talking heart and mind here) will see you as royality. Weird nose,funky feet or whatever will not matter one bit,thats the power of pair-bonding
I don't deal with women because I don't know what's going on in her head and whether she has some of the lowly scum among her "friends". Too many women are "friends" with scum. I don't need trouble I can avoid. I wouldn't show off anyone to anyone because I like humbleness while bragging is for naggers. Has nothing to do with her looks.
>when a man gets a girlfriend the first thing they do is brag and boast about their girlfriend being physically attractive
No, they don't. That's what you think they do, but they don't. You watched too many American Pie films that portray men as "dudebro" retards
A man's woman is his partner, something he doesn't want to share. Because it is intimate to him. No man wants his friends talking shit about his woman and thinking about them unless he is a literal cuck
Backing this up as another man. Women WANT to feel shown off but most men don't care or will avoid that
just start lifting and cardio
i does wonders for the modern woman
im a regular incel who only get matches from bots. quit being privileged u idiot, make use of what u have or just stfu.
> swipes right on dudes beyond her league
> when this guys match, they are shockingly only after fast and easy sex
I know OP, it's unbelievable
>femcel
>gets likes on tinder
>which means she's attractive
Get the fuck off our board you disgusting normie
well i'm an incel and i get likes on tinder so it is not that wird...
If they're not from bots/escorts then you're a volcel, by definition.
i just can not sustain the conversation... also geography..
and also also algorythm.
In English? If you can't sustain a convo then you're not trying at all lol.
no in polish.
Nigdy nie poruchasz, incelu. Pogodz sie z tym, to dla twojego zdrowia notoryczny koniobijco.
the thing is, that in many cases i wonder wether or not it is a good time to write to some one
>If you can't sustain a convo then you're not trying at all lol.
That's idiotic, people can struggle with conversations. Retarded normalfag.
>people can struggle with conversations
Online you literally have hours to think of responses. If your life is easy enough that you get real matches on Tinder then you can progressively get better by learning how to ask questions and talk like a human.
>you can progressively get better by learning how to ask questions and talk like a human
You assume just because we might get a match that we get them 24/7, which is wrong. I've only slightly improved after really trying in the past 4 years. Do you not know how skills are obtained and that people who lack talent will not only progress slower than normal, but also reach a skill ceiling?
>I've only slightly improved after really trying in the past 4 years
What have you even tried, normalfag? Also what do your matches look like? Do you not swipe on fat/ugly girls?
>What have you even tried, normalfag?
Using dating apps, using LULZ, using soc, using f-list.
>Also what do your matches look like? Do you not swipe on fat/ugly girls?
On Tinder, all my matches were hot but it seems they likely mistakenly swiped right on me, so none of them ever reply. On Bumble, I've gotten 2 matches. First was a chubby south Asian, and the conversation just died, second is a slightly chubby African, which the conversation hasn't died yet because it has just begun. The African girl has a pretty face though and I'm shocked she's actually trying to talk to me at all. Also please continue calling me normal because I'm sure normalfags are all khhvs at 24.
>Using dating apps, using LULZ, using soc, using f-list.
I meant to be better at talking to people.
>I'm sure normalfags are all khhvs at 24
If you have options, then you're a normalfag. Also, that didn't answer my question. Are you willing to date ugly/fat girls and you swipe on them and they never match?
>I meant to be better at talking to people.
Using apps to talk to people doesn't count now?
>Are you willing to date ugly/fat girls and you swipe on them and they never match?
Yeah I'm sure if I just swiped left on fat girls, they'll still be matched with me. I can't just keep swiping right on everyone either because the algorithm will just give me random shit instead of actually matching based on interest.
>Using apps to talk to people doesn't count now?
I'm asking "What have you done to learn how to better talk to people?"
>Yeah I'm sure if I just swiped left on fat girls, they'll still be matched with me
So swipe on them.
>I can't just keep swiping right on everyone either because the algorithm
Then don't swipe on them if they're stacy's or out of your league.
>"What have you done to learn how to better talk to people?"
By talking to people
>So swipe on them.
I did, which is why I got matched with the 2 fat girls
I've been trying to learn how to fit in for over three decades, you neurotypical dunce.
>Is this what ugly women are forever subjected to?
It's also what attractive women get because tinder is a pump and dump app and most women are only good for sex anyway.
Femcel. Stop lying to yourself. You had suitors in your past, you probably did not like them because they did not make your vagina single, but I am 100% sure you had them. Now you go to Tinder and act surprised when males there treat you as a disposable hole. If you are ugly of course that was going to happen, what did you expect.
get back to those souls that actually liked you, or develop into a bitter cat lady.
It's your choice, there's no recipe
How can you be so fucking entitled?? What the hell
What kind of men are you swiping right on?
I wish I could get a fembot gf
All a femcel needs to do is make a male friend and then send him surprise nudes
Instant bf and because he was a friend first she knows he's not a coomer
>guys
>were coomers
You should probably just be a lesbian anonette lol
Naw, men do that to all women. They only want to stay with girls who are not sluts, nobody wants to settle down with a girl who is a total whore but they sure don't mind fucking them.
Dress nice do make up dont have cats
Act dumb
Be a landwhale it doesnt just do those things
was going to write a big wall of text but everything can be summed up by "men are shallow disloyal pieces of shit".
>everything can be summed up by "i keep hooking up with shallow disloyal pieces of shit"
ftfy
>I like to be among vapid men except if they don't give me any attention then it triggers my snake like brain
>ALL MEN ARE BAD
Uhh sweaty, stop drinking the dyke juice?
No, you keep looking for the top 10% men and they have options, sweetie. You aren't entitled to Chad's attention and loyalty. Either spread your legs for him and arrange a suitable harem deal with the other "ladies" or unbox that wine and take a sip. There is a third option (the sane one), but we both know you'd rather have gangrene afflict your legs and have them cut off than accept that.
https://voca.ro/1d9lYnf4Ngty
https://voca.ro/1iyy70qtBbUx
How about no.
(:
Thanks!
post ur face so I can cum on it
My face is all over. Find it.
weird flex bitch
which dating app is not for hook ups but for relationships?
Oh wow a woman that is not a retard. That is something
>To all women ITT
Stop being fat.
There, solved your issue with attracting decent looking men.
>decent looking men
lol
Wtf is that image supposed to be showing?
most men look like absolute shit
So what's your point? Ugly women have to date ugly men?
skinny women aren't ugly, not possible
So fat women just have to date ugly men? Or at least the hideous obese women?
yes, fat women are as valuable as incels and this is their boyfriend
fat women are disgusting what are u talking about obviously they should date incels
>So fat women just have to date ugly men?
Fat women just have to lose weight
>skinny women aren't ugly, not possible
Bro the other day on Tinder I saw a woman with the same face as the Grinch. One of the few times where I would believe that she was a virgin because Jesus fucking Christ.
>dat pic
hnnnnnng
Yeah, stay in your lane fatso
and all women are retarded and inferior, what's your point?
all women have vastly superior social skills to men and are more cunning than they could ever be, but thanks to their hormones work they're emotionally unstable and unable to do things men see value in such as high art or sciences
yet they succeed the best in life with social situations & sex while men suffer the most
hard to call them retarded and inferior with that
>superior social skills
>but default firmware installed makes them fuck up all the time
yeah they're inferior, thanks for wording it your way.
art & sciences pale in comparison to sex & social interaction
women keep the world alive, men are mostly autistic
>bitching to each other & fucking is definitly higher on the hierarchy than philosphy or the fine arts
You are a dumb bitch and all you're good at is spread your legs, quit wasting everyone's time and go jump on a random cock.
I'm only good at that for you
whip out your cock and jerk it to me incel fuck
Yeah bro man I need a source for this one OK
some random whore from LULZ who wrote my name on her pussy & ass for me lol
why is there a spoiler on these videos? i cant mouse over and get rid of it.
she was also autistic, she thought censoring with squiggly lines somehow made her less of a whore
Literally autistic or are you just calling her that as an insult?
literally autistic
monotone voice, lack of social awareness, inability to connect with others
https://voca.ro/1Yf2BhWmyATO
Piccy relel
Cus yer a mobile retard with image spoilers enabled
Kek, ok. I'm gonna have to agree to disagree, I don't mind womanlets at all as long as they don't have dwarfism
btw you got a source for
?
already told u: some random whore on LULZ
eat like shit, don't do birth control, and you get a malnourished wide-hipped body like this, it's really mid bro
Wait so if that's mid then what does S tier look like to you?
higher bf
slender long legs
hips that aren't protruding
not pajeet skin
someone who doesn't have the body language of a cat killer
Ehh, each to their own. I can understand not liking pakis though, they are a people of poo
that.... is really nice, how'd a nitwit like you get something so tasteful? post more if you got
I shit talked her with vocaroo; called her a reverse incel and made fun of the size of her ass and she did it
be mean to woman
>called her a reverse incel
a whore?
>called her a reverse incel and made fun of the size of her ass and she did it
>be mean to woman
🙁 but I want to be an honest person
reverse incel = someone who has a lot of sex but all of it bad because they're a trash person and does so for sexual validation
a step above whore, just another sense of death of the sexual being
>:( but I want to be an honest person
you honestly want to be nice to women? why
they are people who hate you until you're mean to them, and then they love you
the memes are real; it's a fine line between incel and bad boy, but if once you realize that women are pretty trash people at the conscious level, it's remarkably easy
>you honestly want to be nice to women? why
if there is something nice about them, I'm honestly nice to them.
if there is something bad, I'm honestly going to tell them to their face their fuck up.
I don't want to be stuck or forced into either treating them nice or bad consistently
if you get deeper into a relationship you can start appreciating her humanity, but in general, until you're close to long-term commitment you should be spitting in her face every chance you get, and then it makes her actually fall in love with you once you start showing her your kinder side
women are awful creatures at the social level when it comes to men, absolute demons with no empathy or care for men
>women are awful creatures at the social level when it comes to men, absolute demons with no empathy or care for men
they may or not be, but that doesn't mean I want to be at that level myself.
of course not, because the nature of man is one of nobility, empathy, understanding
women however don't have the same concept
they resent you the day they hit puberty
women wake up to a bloody mess afraid for dear life, while men shoot cream from their cocks
they'll spend every day at school dealing with guys looking at them, hitting on them, wanting them for sex; a man is the aggressive unit, a woman is the passive unit
that's where it all begins, and by the time they're fully developed, men and women have completely different social temperaments
they hate you baseline until you prove you understand them, and to understand them you have to treat them like shit
>women wake up to a bloody mess afraid for dear life, while men shoot cream from their cocks
why is this so funny
>if you get deeper into a relationship you can start appreciating her humanity
Yeah fucking right. You don't even get to see the true demon they are until you get deeper into the relationship
>and then it makes her actually fall in love with you once you start showing her your kinder side
Please no. Once you go soft on them, that's when they know they finally got you, and they will proceed to do everything they can to tear out your soul
I highly advise against this strategy of being an asshole in the beginning, then becoming nicer once you've become invested. HIGHLY ADVISE AGAINST
it's more about showing your hard side asap
show you don't take shit, show you're not afraid to leave her on read, show you're ok with her being mad and not resolving it for her
then you can calm down as things progress, she should know you have it in you and she should behave
it's like dog training
anyway, I highly advise aginst relationships in general; we live in a casual sex culture and we should enjoy it... let the government figure out the baby issue
>it's more about showing your hard side asap
You don't need to be hard as much as you just need to be honest, but yeah, you should be straight up from day 1
>show you're ok with her being mad and not resolving it for her
This shit is important. No joke, if her emotions don't make any sense, then INVALIDATE THEM. Women love to yap on and on about how they're allowed to feel however they feel, and you need to respect that, blah blah blah. Uh, fuck no. You're not allowed to be mad at me when I didn't even do anything worth getting mad about. I don't have any respect for shit that doesn't make any god damn sense
>it's like dog training
Yeah, except dogs can't leave and find a new owner any time they want. It'd be annoying as fuck if every time you got a half way trained dog the little fucker ran off to go live with someone who didn't mind them pissing on the floor
But basically just choke them if they start acting goofy, that's the simplest method, and for some reason they love it
>Yeah, except dogs can't leave and find a new owner any time they want.
then the question is was the owner providing anything remarkable? if it's that easy for her to leave, you're weak ngl... she needs to feel lucky to have you to even want to stay period, never mind how you treat her
women are a nightmare, guys tend to do better in life overall when they treat them like shit
What a fantastic specimen. Just wonderful
just a pajeet whore with a good body anon, calm down
No, it is much more than that. It is perfection. It is proof that there is a God
I just really appreciate a nice ass, there is nothing better
mid as fuck bro
>mid
nah you have to be joking
Thanks for posting, you have a great taste
I'm not joking, she's a womanlet; 5'0 at best who had above average estrogen growing up... that's like saying a strong-looking bear dude who's 5'5 is attractive
it's just a short young girl, nothing exceptional
nice body
her being small is a plus anon, who doesnt like to manhandle a small woman?
legs are beautiful anon
you can tell the difference between the quality of man based on his desires
high test = ass & legs
low test = tits & hips
for me it's hips, ass, tummy, if we are talking about the body.
But the most important visual feature of a woman is the face.
it is incredibly hard for a woman to have a bad face, nigh impossible
anon I.... I see a woman with a good face maybe ones a year or so.
stop looking at fat chicks
it is impossible for a woman not to have a sexually attractive face at healthy bf, just not the case
post 1
now that is a pretty faced woman.
But sadly this is the extreme minority of women.
>it is impossible for a woman not to have a sexually attractive face at healthy bf
look mate go outside, women in the real world are all incel basedjak tier, misshapen faces, horrible care for health etc etc.
here is an average non-fat woman in my area, where the fuck do you live
>here is an average non-fat woman in my area
thats repulsive dude.
nah completely loveable
women are easy, their diet dictates their entire appearance because they were designed to be sedentary
men however are designed to have been working every day and hard labor makes a big shift in appearance, which is why there's so much variation between men in terms of good looking
please stop posting ugly women, I See them daily enough as it is.
you haven't seen shit
those two women have more sexual value than you will ever have in your entire life nigga
please stop posting scat anon...
fact is women are naturally beautiful
they don't need to do anything besides have good nutrition and value their body
it's really -that- easy to be a 10/10 woman
It is when youre going to these retards. If you want a guy that will treat you like a princess get yourself a khhv incel. Someone who knows you are their one and only chance for love.
YOU get nothing bitch, just like the male ugly misogynists.
Go to china to find a man or die alone like us
>disregard real men
>acquire many fictional husbandos instead
im an ugly girl but people still think im cute and like me and i have friends and i get bought stuff
all i want to do is give an old man a blowjob in the woods
i am so drunk pls be my GF
I haven't got out of bed all day. I'm tired, irritable and my vagina aches.
I wish guys would get periods just so they know what it's actually like for once
sorry I won the genetic lottery, faster better smarter & I don't bitch and moan everytime my tummy hurt.
Now fuck off
As a trans girl who gets periods now, it isn't that bad.
>try to be good guy who respects women and isnt obsessed with cooming
no luck
>try to be asshole who just wants to coom
girls like it
i never believe any of the fucking bullshit women say anymore kill yourself OP
fembots and femcels, I know you are real and it is somewhat funny your kind keep falling for the memes about posting your nudes online for attention because your posts end up with zero comments and three updoots on reddit and with two likes and no retweets on twitter
can't attract the attention of even the worst coomers
im femcels exist then add me
raigoy#1254
I, too, would like a femanon friend, but I hate talking with people online
Post your swipe statistics.
I bet you immediately turn down 90% of guys, then wonder why the top 10% of men who have access to any woman of their choice only want to pump and dump you.
>the types of guys I kept attracting were coomers who want to pump and dump me
Honestly I think this is just tinder, everyone ive matched with male or female has been similar, and i tend to get ghosted within a few days because they just want a quick fuck and arent actually interested in talking or anything romantic.
I mean maybe theres other reasons also im kind of autistic so you know, but if there are its never really came across from how they reply to me. Im openly fem on my profile so its not like im top enough or anything like that because its basically only doms and switches that swipe on me.
Idk man how tf to people get relationships on this app.
>Idk man how tf to people get relationships on this app.
Nowadays? I doubt anyone can. Maybe if you used tinder in 2014 or if you live in a less hedonistic country.
My sister met her ex-fiance on there during covid so theres some chance. Then again they both swiped because they realized they had a mutual friend from the photos so maybe that doesnt count.
Also my sister fucking cheated on her after proposing and moving in together so its not a model relationship either way.
my youngest uncle met his fiance on tinder back in 2016(?, they've been together since
every time I see them they're happy, they just stress too much over work
Well im glad it works for some people! i send them my best wishes.
Yeah im honestly still pretty mad about it, only happened like 2 months ago and i was roped into helping move all her stuff back to my parents who after they officially broke up stopped saying anything about it and basically just let her do whatever. Shes constantly been a pain in the ass for me and my other sister and my mother just wont let me say anything about it. Ive been decent and stayed quiet but it sounds like the woman she cheated on her fiance with might be coming to our family's Christmas this year. Ive honestly been kind of avoiding her because i dont really approve of them still being a thing but now im going to be forced to not only spend time with them, but im probably going to be expected to by her gf a present as well, and smile all happy in any family photos that her ex will 100 percent still be able to see because shes still friends with my other sister. The whole thing is a damn mess and thats without even going into the various pets she bought to try and save the relationship that shes now regularly fucking up taking care of, although luckily my dad and brother have mostly been dealing with that.
Im no woman hater or bigot or anything but times like this i totally understand how the fuck some people end up like that. Shits fucked.
Lesbians cheat? Fucking whores
TL;DR
No such thing as a femcel. Stop being a cunt and go the yaoi or advice boards. No bump for you, "woman."
I live with a woman who is so obese she has fat folding over her head. She has been with 34 men and now has a boyfriend who is actually a good guy and is quite handsome. You are being picky and it's your own fault you big fucking loser.
Tinder is literally the pump and dump platform. Have you tried Bumble or Hinge maybe?
Ideally you wouldn't use dating apps since it's a bad format for meeting people, but Tinder is just not for dating.
>the types of guys I kept attracting were coomers who want to pump and dump me.
How do you even know this?
>We get no respect because men believe we will give our bodies to them on a silver platter while they try extra hard for Staceys?
You think a man wanting to fuck you means they don't respect you? You're supposed to want to fuck the man you're in a relationship with. Don't you think it's disrespectful of you to waste a man's time when you're not actually into him?
Your thinking is all fucking backwards, and you're dooming yourself to a lifetime of misery if you don't change it
>I don't even know them but I just know they only want to pump and dump me because...I just do, ok?!?
lmao rancid bait
Man, women are fucking stupid as fuck
You are on Tinder, looking for a relationship. You are dense. Only whores, gold diggers and men looking to use whores as cum dumpsters use dating sites. Its nothing to do with that fact that you are ugly. A man doesn't give a shit what his cum dumpster looks like all that much, because its just a place to dump his cum into
Stop chasing fuckboys, you know they are fuckboys, you know they are not one bit interested in a relationship, yet you chase them anyways. Then you go and bitch and cry about men after you get what you were after. Stop. Or don't, I don't care. You get what you deserve really
Tinder's probably the worst app to find a meaningful connection. I tried it but I didn't like it either, the thought of a guy pursuing me just because he's sexually interested usually triggers my fight or flight. I don't think all guys are interested in that though, my big fat friend is always posting about lovey dovey shit like holding hands and going on dates and all that. I get not wanting to be sexualized but it's what Tinder is made for, there's better apps, it also feels like people exclusively shame men for this but have no comment on women's sex drive.
uuuhh they pump and dump hot women too, thats just a man thing
My bals are sagging 2day
Femcels will always have options. Therefore they are all volcel normies.
Unless bots on tinder are options, I am not a normie. Simple a-s
>men are like such and such
Seems like a dumb Yankee take. I'll give you a hint: you are looking for a relationship on an app primarily used by people (both men and women, shocking, I know) for one night stands.
It's like going into a Chinese restaurant and asking for chicken pakora.
Fembots are all flat. Why aren't you megamilkers
Dating apps suck all the men I met from there were sketchy as. Don't use them. One of them even made me the other woman for like, over half a year, he even met my parents and shit. Men are so creepy and evil
"One of them made me." Like you have no agency in your life at all. You were happy to be the other woman until he got bored of you. Now you're just doing mental gymnastics to make yourself feel better. You go Simone. The gold is all yours this time!
Made me implies I didn't know you fucking retard. He even met my parents to make it seem like he was serious about me and wasn't a cheating lying homosexual
I wanna fuck you hard with creampie.
Leglocked?
women want relationships then sex,
men want sex then relationships
its a very incomparable way
women want sex then a relationship (with chad), and with normal men a relationship first, then sex.
the exact inverse is true for men.
Chad said he was busy tonight
Any other femcels know this feel?
>We get no respect
There's nothing respectful in using dating apps. They're only there to pump and dump. The stories of marriages and whirlwind romances from these apps are primarily propaganda and marketing fiction. The reason that you get no respect is because you're putting yourself out there to be a sex object and you're being treated as one because that's the only value that they're looking for and that's the only value for them that you're offering.
>complain about shoulder stiffness
>friend says "Oh well I can carry them for you if you want!"
Hahahahahahahahaha man what a good joke that I've never heard before, DEFINITELY NOT A MILLIOK TIMES.
>insufficiently work out
>surprised when people make light jokes about your complaints
Play stupid games I guess
that nagger wants you.
Your little catch phrase is the stupidest normie shit. Kill yourself.