Ok so i fucked up. Met a retired investment banker with a saviour fetish. I've been playing him like a fiddle, about how i was homeless, i dont eat food because im broke etc. He's fallen for me so hard.
Anyways we're in his lounge and I've connected my phone to his system so i can play my music. Long story short i accessed my bank account whilst it was connected because of pic related, and he saw my bank balance. 6 figs.
What do i do? He said i lied to him, and he see's me in a different light. Im crying in the bathroom, what do i say to him? He's too good to let get away. And his cat loves me. I want a happy life and its not fair he's angry at me. Pls help
wrong board and fuck women.
I need help from someone with experience of older men, where else can i ask? Please help, been in the bathroom 20 minutes now
My advice is have a nice day
Suck his dick retard
I've never gotten with older men before. Try /lgbt/.
this is definitely not a woman
n-wordS garden gnomeS BAD NEWS!
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God shut the fuck up ywnbaw
Tldr
Captcha too gay
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damn right this is bollocks. no actual female ever starts out with "I fucked up." it's never their fault
Not a femanon
Apologize directly to him and see if you can work something out. Stop lying to him.
>Apologize directly to him and see if you can work something out. Stop lying to him.
Ok so I'll apologise and tell him i love him for him? And that i didnt mean to lie, i found myself caight up in something i couldn't control and because i care for him so much i didnt want to hurt him. It was hurting me each time to lie?
Im so fucking angry at myself how can i be so stupid. I wouldnt be surprised if he starts making me contribute now.
Wtf. He's not going to kill me, im just worried he'll cut me out of his life. I cant let that happen
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>IT WAS HURTING ME EACH TIME TO LIE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
women, everyone!
holy fuck
Give home the best sex of his life every day before he ask. Your only value is a cum dumpster
Too obvious you're not a woman. You dont even write like one you incel homosexual
Kek get fucked. U deserve it u lying piece of shit. You're going to get doxxed here and all of the posts will be revealed to the rich homosexual and you're going to get cut off 100%
>i didnt mean to lie, i found myself caight up in something i couldn't control
even when it's your fault you're searching for ways to say it's not your fault, no attempt to admit fault, no attempt to repair the damage
Eat shit and die roastie trash.
>And that i didnt mean to lie
But you did.
If you think it's bad now, wait until he finds out you have a dick.
>be lying bitch
>surprised the person you tricked is mad when he finds out
Women everyone, they think it's harmless. LMAO. I hope he kills you
are you dumb enough to think this is real?
Expert woman here
Given that he has a saviour fetish, and you have been locked in the bathroom for 20 minutes:
I would try to pretend you are drowning in the bathtub. Scream "help, help, I cant swim"
He will burst through the door to pull you out, and - if you play your cards right - he will experience what it is like to lose you. And in that moment he will cherish you and not want to risk losing you again
lol
Did laugh a bit.
>>he see's me in a different light
>He should.
Fucking why though, im still the same person, i havent changed i make him feel good, i know etiquette and how to be have at a restaurant, how not to question what he orders for me etc.
Im the perfect fit for him. Its been 25 mins now, im gonna go outside and talk to him.
Wtf
No one is actually helping. Im gonna just cry and hope he forgives me, remind him of the special moments and that what he felt and i felt was real. Hes a hopeless romantic (his words) so I'll tell him true love doesnt run smoothly. Hopefully he'll forget about it all and things can go back to normal
Let him fuck your ass when ever he wants, let him do whatever he wants to you. then he will stay.
>t. Insider
Girl, you got to give him the butthole and maybe your friend's or mom's butthole too.
No, it hurts too much. Rest is disgusting.
I do that anyway
White lies keep things running smoothly. When he asks me his opinion on something i just agree, its easier. Once im settled then i can do things my way obvs
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>He said i lied to him
You did.
>he see's me in a different light
He should.
>what do i say to him?
"I'm a lying manipulative self centered cunt."
>What do i do?
Admit you are a bad person and move on.
Kek fucking great bait OP.
I myself am a LULZ girl who holds 20k link. Ive had to sell a lot of it to help my black boyfriend buy a car... Parting with some link Is worth it for the good dick, his dick is like crack for me.
Girl my advice to you is Get you a nice strong black boyfriend and you wont even think about money. You'll be happy to give all your money to him. I get more dopamine being fucked by bbc then i do from getting big gains from crypto bullmarkets!
you will never be a woman.
neck up tranny homosexual.
give him his money back hole
then let him poo on your face
then posts picks as repayment for wasting everyones time with this bullshit thread
stdh but still pretty funny
Nearly the same situation happened to me back in 2018. I deployed the easiest trick in the book; get pregnant.
You can lie at first, buy a positive test and then he'll be okay with finishing inside you since it's not issue.
Good luck
Fuck... actual advice. Ok im going to do this. Did you buy the pregnancy test online? Did things work out? Im on the implant but i can just say its failed and have it taken out
There's plenty of sites that sell them online. I got mine from a friend at the time.
>Did things work out?
Yes! We're actually married now with 2 kids, but do you wanna know a little secret? The kids aren't his. Since you know you have him trapped, you can get pregnant from a guy with great genes and then your "husband" will pay for them and raise them.
It's a win win situation
Last year I sat down and told my husband i did this with two of our kids (we have 3)
he looked down and said "the ol' reddit switcheroo...."
idk what that means but he cant leave as ill get the house and car
Me too, sister! Weve got them by the balls and the purse strings, tee hee!
Checked. So refreshing to be in a thread full of NORMAL girls doing normal girl things
This isn't reddit. Take your cuck fetish shit elsewhere.
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Holes giving actual advice to tranny larpers. Wow
kek holes thinking their holes don’t smell like shit
See these
These posts are why women get viciously murdered and their children lit on fire for absolutely no reason at all.
Their husbands just snap and you have a tragedy become a comedy
Those are dudes larping feeding into incel homosexuals on this board. It happens but in a very small fragment of the population mostly lower class and n-words. And for every situation like this there's a dude that leaves his trad wife with no skills other than raising his 3 kids for his 20 year old secretary, which this board loves to applaud for being "Chad" because they all hate women since Stacy didn't tunnel through their basement to invite them to prom while they were busy playing MapleStory.
What sex are the kids, their ages and what is your profession.... asking for a friend......
>Fuck... actual advice. Ok im going to do this.
> It hurts me sooooo much to lie to him
> Oh good advice! Lemme lie to him!
This has to be a larp.
You realise that you can't get pregnant right? You dont have the pre-requisites.
The only "baby" you are going to get from this guy, you are going to shit out shortly afterwards.
KYS.TRANNY
Nightmare fuel.
Remind me to never trust women with anything.
I can instantly recognize liars, but still.
I hope not everyone is like you.
Your choice of music would make me dump your ass, not your six figures.
LULZ is at least 75% larps
Hi femanon here. You're a bad person and he's right. If you've lied so bad and things have just started out, imagine the intricate web of lies you'd have constructed down the road. He dogged a huge bullet and you're toxic and manipulative.
Do better.
>you're toxic and manipulative.
No, im sincere and i do things for the right reason
Lol you're bad. The thing is things worked out for you, you have a good hubby and happy kids, it doesnt really matter who the dad is, as long as things work out. You're winning life.
I actually find this guy physically attractive as well as a good provider so i wouldnt mind having his kids. He's in really good shape. I genuinely havent cheated much, maybe two guys if that. Anyways i think things will work out for me.
any LULZ women here want to save me, im not lying like OP is
HAHAHAHAHAHA i type completely straight faced. WOMEN!!! XDDDDD Girls go to jupiter to get more stupider while boys go to mars to get more chocolate bars... Then i type "Wheeze... AHHAHAHAHAHA" again
are you okay, stacy
So you girls LULZ max? I love going on lavish trips to dubai. I usually get 30k and all expenses paid. Its really great and lets me invest in crypto.
girl i was starting to date told me she was going to dubai as a guy had paid for her flights and accomodation in a fancy hotel
we were only having sex but it was looking like it would be more before she said that. i spitefully dmed her tagthesponsor.com and she ghosted me and i ghosted her
I went with an arab guy before, but didnt travel. Horrible experience. I felt degraded. He was literally eating pizza whilst i sucked his dick and made his sit around with his cum on my face all night. He kept telling me how much money his family had and that i was worth nothing. We watched this film together, 365 days. Was ok.
Imagine believing there’s girls on the internet kek
Cool story bro. Sounds like a real thing that really happened.
Tranny posting is getting a little of control.
Sneed.
>playing him like a fiddle
wrong board, fuck you, but what's to expect besides him dumping your ass since you played him for his money? who knows what else you'd lie about someday
you evil fucks need to chill itt impressionable idiots browse and will believe you kek.
Honestly this, some autists here don’t realize a single female hadn’t posted in this topic. It’s a pretty well crafted b8 thread though, will go over lots of peoples heads.
how can yu even tell whats bait anymore
i am rather inclined to believe this
It is either real or a really well elaborated bait thread. OP dodges the questions like a woman would.
>oh noo, my lies caught up to me, what ever shall i do, i know, ill cry and lie even more
it really does sound like a woman
Advice? How about charge your fucking phone
Everyone has been played at some time in their lives. Point is to learn from it. I can lay out step by step details (without having to be a piece of shit pregnancy larper). We’ll probably need at least some context into how you got yourself into this situation to begin with. Before that, we got to see some feet pics. This will prove your actually a woman.
Nice try to get feet pics
Its called being in love, yeah i know, weird concept lol
>Its called being in love, yeah i know, weird concept lol
Given that you lied and used the guy, you are not in love. You are just self absorbed and cannot stand that the guy you were using found out you are a lying bitch.
How have i used him? I've put the work into this, I've been at his beck and call, i just put his dishes in the dishwasher, im proving my worth. We had sex for hours yesterday. I have literally never said no to him. I do care for him, its only fair he commits to me as much as i have for him
>Met a retired investment banker with a saviour fetish. I've been playing him like a fiddle, about how i was homeless, i dont eat food because im broke etc.
you realize that you wrote that, right?
When i read this back it makes me sound like a cold bitch, but i dont think thats me. I felt genuinely scared and worried that i had ruined things. I felt scared, like in my stomach.
>I felt genuinely scared and worried that i had ruined things. I felt scared, like in my stomach.
Well, the trust in your relationship is gone. Not to want to burst your bubble even further, but there are small lies, medium lies and then there are foundational lies. You were doing a foundational lie and the guy found out randomly.
The trust is gone. It is gone pretty much forever.
This. The literal only solution is telling the truth and hoping the other person can find it in themselves to start things over from the beginning. Continuing the lie will only make things worse, period, end of sentence and end of story. Also - if this is a larp then I hope OP breaks multiple toes on their way to the fridge for more mountain dew and hotpockets tonight.
>The trust is gone. It is gone pretty much forever.
This isnt reassuring i feel fucking angry at myself, i just wanted to play my music and now its caused issues. He's asleep now and im just cuddling him as we speak. I think we'll get past it.
He has his own home. I rent, i cant buy a home on my bank balance. Plus he looks after me, why wouldn't i want to be with him?
Listen i want things to be normal. Thats it. How am i being a bad person for wanting us to be happy? We got together well, we have chemistry, it just works. It just feels right. I dont WANT to lie, i want things to be as before where we just cuddle and watch movies, none of this horrible awkwardness. Anyways we'll see when he wakes up, im going to cook his fav breakfast.
Not a larp, hes right next to me now. I told him how handsome he looks and he just said "thanks". I didnt like that response, its not like him
>I think we'll get past it.
Send him this archived thread - that would be a show of trust.
Not even larping here.
Lol why would i send him to this weird board, i only came here randomly and becuase its anonymous. Someone linked LULZ sub on facebook and then i came here because i was interested in crypto and stocks. I know no one here actually is racist or hates women, its just a joke.
No, i do have integrity. I really fell for him, and i did what i had to do to make sure he fell for me. I didnt do anything wrong when you realise i did it for a good reason. It was like a dream the way he said... "is that your bank balance", i just looked at the TV like what the fuck. It didnt feel real.
What was i supposed to do? He wanted to take care of me, i wanted him to take care of me. He should love me for me, the way i do him. Im still the same person.
This is our song and im gonna play it to him tonight after i make him his fav drink.
Hahaaaaaaaaaa
You're so full of shit. You don't think I check this board? Didn't think I'd catch you lying? I'm an investment banker. Don't you know that all successful, rich, giga-chads use LULZ and it's def not a board for poor loser wagies to get burned by ponzi schemes?! BAKA
lol like the other anons said, women NEVER take responsibility for their actions. Why do you think they vote the way they do? They're honestly parasitic and fucking commies by nature. You really think expressing genuine remorse for a wrong doing is something a woman is capable of? If anything, it'd be she's sorry she got caught. Even then, they're not sorry until there's a gun to their head. They'll keep grifting till the end. You get nothing in return btw.
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> I know no one here actually is racist or hates women, its just a joke.
First, most people here are women and you know that. Second, it’s not racist to want a future for white people in white people’s countries - it is pretty much exactly what all other races are saying of their countries.
>I know no one here actually is racist or hates women, its just a joke.
???
Men care for integrity and you have none. If you somehow manipulate him to continue the relationship you will get caught lying again and end up shot dead in a shallow grave. We do not forget.
>fair
good luck with that
>be me, good loooking dude in mid 30s, make 400k in finance
>randomly meet 20yr old girl who is fun
>know age gap too high, so told her she should find someone else
>she doesn’t want to let go
>ok.exe
>slowly she demands I pay for more of her shit
>njet
>she tries to extort me saying she’ll report rape to the police (she has a rape fetish)
>say ok, don’t do it
>we are still together after a year, she has a job next to studying now, pays for her own shit
womenz who just try to use you are idiots, why I let thid slide is s mystery to me, should have jist ghosted her - you old sugardaddy should have thrown you out and got a restraining order. You prob tell him he shouldn’t touch you because you have trust issues.
you are a collossal homosexual buddy
>still together with a girl who threatened to tell the police i raped her :DDDD
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CRAWLING THROUGH MY SKIN
Kys you disgusting whore. He sees you as the worthless degenerate dreg you are, there's no coming back from this.
Tell him you do double anal
Ok here's an update.
I sat him down, and started crying. I said i grew up so poor, and was always hungry. I told him how i was sexually abused for money, because i couldnt afford my rent at times. He really felt sorry for me. I havent mentioned the money in my account at all. I said i loved him, for him, and that i wanted a life with him and a family. I said i had something very important to tell them but that im going to make him his favourite breakfast first.
He's really curious. I told him something special has happened but I'll cook him breakfast first. He's asleep now. I havent slept all night but i feel things will work out.
Im nervous to lie to him but i know its for the best, we're meant to be together and im prepared to do anything to make that happen.
Fucking kek, I'd say this is shit bait but you've got a lot of replies OP
lmao jannies do your job you fucking retards
Threads too gay for jannies to delete.
>lying in a relationship
Look, your personal finances are your own business, but larping as being a broke-ass bitch is crossing the line. For his sake I legitimately hope he leaves you, and failing that I hope he reads you the riot act about this and takes some time for himself so you can realize what a colossal fuckup this all was. Quit being a manipulative cunt and playing retarded teenaged head-games with people you like and care about, especially if they like and care about you. This is the kind of shit I would expect from a 17 year old thot, not a grown fucking woman. For your own sake you need to apologize sincerely to the guy and lay everything out there as the truth and the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and accept that even for having done so he might still tell you to fuck off for good.
You get what you deserve.
>lay everything out there as the truth and the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and accept that even for having done so he might still tell you to fuck off for good.
Whats the point in being honest if it will lead to a terrible outcome? Genuine question. I want things to go back to normal, thats the outcome i want. Not the possibility he leaves me. I've put too much into this to give up now. How many attractive men with money exist? Not many. No, not gonna give up, gonna keep trying
If you do the fake pregnancy test bullshit you're actually the worst person alive because it's just lying to double down on a lie. Quit fucking lying and tell the truth, you will get what you deserve.
>I want things to go back to normal
You have BPD and need to see a counselor and find God. Your normal is at best disingenuous and at worst literal mental illness. Figure it the fuck out, and playing with peoples lives and emotions like this is how they end up calling some hardass pipe-hitting motherfuckers to deal with you one day with you ending up dead and eaten by pigs or rotting in the desert or a cave as applicable.
>Whats the point in being honest if it will lead to a terrible outcome?
Jesus christ save you.
no one in this thread asking for tits, what the fuck you fags? hell with the trannies swarming online these days, might need to ask for vag pics too
anyways, tits and vag with timestamp or gtfo
well because we are finely distinguished gentlemen who hate women and we're not /b/
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>No booba
>No timestamp
I suggest the rope.
Im worth 3 million usd leave him and date me instead
Creepy pasta
nice bait garden gnome kys
What a load of crap. Like you need him if you have 6 figs, which is probably bs.
>Like you need him if you have 6 figs, which is probably bs.
6 figures is not much. If dude has 8 figures, she can still be a gold digger. Plus, he has a cat.
I am a mid-7 figures guy and as explained above, my gf tried to play me for a while.
You're a man
Thumbs-up for original screenplay. It's refreshing to read something other than the edgelord neet stuff.
Post tits and timestamp and then fuck off
you can't do this to men you crazy witch! tell the truth and then fuck off.
OP was posting for 4 hours straight. Ppl still took the bait and fed his LARP.
low quality bait
Roastie gonna roast
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First of all tits or btfo
Second of all, I will play into your larp
So why did you lied to him? If some bitch did this to me I would be done, looks like you are a gold digger for me. Pretending that you have nothing, so that he will pay for you while you have your 6fig stack.
No thanks, eat shit cunt.
ngl pretty funny
You're really starting things off on the bad foot by lying. One lie leads to another which leads to another lie which leads to more lying. Eventually you will have to remember each one of your lies, and the more complicated it gets, the more you will need to remember. Be completely honest and come clean. It will be better for the both of you.
Really low effort larp. And you don’t even know how connecting phones to cars work.
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>this thread
some incel larping as a woman
Is this normal in the bear market?
Big larp and touch grass
the amount of people itt who believe this is startling. You incels are so fucking gullible
>what do I do?
Show us your fucking tits and go away
Based OP baiting all the /misc/ tourists we need more of this so they leave the board
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have a nice day walking hole
Schizo larp
Test
OP here, my ID changed. Heres an update.
He kicked me out his fucking place. We were supposed to spend the day together and he kicked me out. Im legit upset. Furious actually. Really angry. Its not right, we had a plan and hes treated me like this. He said he wants time but we'll meet tomorrow.
Fuck him, in so angry. I even called him and he decliend the call. I didnt let on how angry i was and just said oh ok, blah blah im a dumb bitch. Im so angry. Spent the afternoon drinking, so now im drunk and FUCKING .MISERABLE. really sad.
Really sad. Really sad. I dont want to die alone and i want him but hes a complete dickhead who thinks he can do what he wants. Well you know what I've muted his notifications and thats it, im not gonna message him for ages now his loss.
Im at home now and im that sad i dont want to be around anyone else. Im gonna message him and say its HIS baby he should've thought twice before fucking me, im not gonna give up just watch
lol this is an elaborate LARP. I Imagine it is of the brown hands origin as well:
"dooth, someday I'm going to be super rich crypto million Rupeeaire! Then all womans with bob who deny with bob will be sorry! I will throw them to loo street like bitsch call me slumdog! They will see who is technologically mad! Do the thankful and buy crypto, sers. Thank you. Thany you very very much"
Some brown pajeet got sick of scamming zoomers and stupid wagies and decided to LARP as some woman he beats the fuck out of in his imaginary future. She's white and, "super super sad, doothes", because, "she lost a gud Rupeeaire with hair of head!"
Sorry Pajeet. It's not like Bollywood. Women are fuckers and lie, cheat, steal and manipulate BUT NEVER EVER- under any circumstances- will take responsibility for their actions. How do you think we evolved from monkeys without the selective pressure created from selfish bitches?
Stop dodging questions you fucking tranny