>I'm probably the only one on this board whos had sex in the last 12 months and I'm a fat ugly indian neet with a small dick
Anon why would you confess to a rape on LULZ?
I didn't rape her she took me back to her place and we had sex and then went out to lunch it was a nice day I had chicken burger and chips and she had sushi
wait a minute she took you back to her place and then you had lunch usual you have sex after the date not before nice try anon P.S my gf loves sushi too lol.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lol we were both pretty hungry afterwards, we spent all morning talking and getting to know each was kinda exhausting tbh and her room had no A/C in the middle of summer the smell wouldn't wash off me for days
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Bro please stop you're shutting down this board
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
LULZ is about https://blog.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/ not about incels
Grow up
okay sure. I am only attracted to stereotypical latin lover type guys like Ricky Martin. I will never find one, and just am not attracted to white, black, or asian guys.
No anime girl pictures saved on my computer to represent this feel.
>Men who are weak enough to be preyed on by brainless homosexuals like OP deserve anything that comes to them. Simps are as bad as breeder roasties.
anon are u saying we're the superior gender???
You're a troon baiter, probably, but I'll bite. Same actually. Women only care for status and their social position, whilst being profound solipsistic narcissist scum. Women are physically incapable of any other love but maternal and everything else that isn't maternal love is merely Machiavellian hypergamic status games. So I date men, because I'm looking for genuine love, not some roastie to shrivel up in 10 years to tell me "you're embarrassing me in front of my friends" when I'm having a heart attack. Men need to invest into women who are resource-dependent on them, because that's how they reproduce. Investment into the health of the person with the womb from which their children come and the person that is to raise their children, makes men attached to women and nourish them selflessly. This relationship is asymmetrical, however, so it's best to exploit it through deceit to create a unit of two mutually nourishing men and let the roasties die from starvation. Unfortunately the roastie death part has largely been culled by welfare and nanny governments, which is also the reason IQ has been dysgenically declining since the industrial revolution in of spite the brief environmental Flynn effect that reversed in the 70s. (See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP2tUW0HDHA ) Kill roasties, and many NEETs will feel incentivized to work again, since their hard-gained money isn't taxed off to the welfare of low IQ sluts as they stay involuntary celibates. (i.e. welfare is essentially systematic cucking of high IQ by low IQ out of fear of violent outbursts and criminal behavior of the latter)
Based take, I've come to a similar conclusion after years of watching roasties steal the life from people who you'd think would be far above their league in the first place
Pretty much. Leave the game, drop some sperm into a sperm bank, and enjoy a lovely trap waifu that can also afford to supplement the ascetic bills of your household, such that you can work both work the least amount possible and enjoy life and each other's company.
I once licked clean the dirty, hairy, large feet of some dude i met at a concert
Fucking kek, this went from 0 to a million in a second. Tell us more of your absolute degeneracy.
Nothing really else to tell. He licked both my armpits and kneepits clean and then used my neck to get off. We were pretty high.
>didn't fuck your armpits after licking them clean
not everyone is a sigma male
i wish i could be like you but i am a simp for men and want to coddle them like a mother
Same I just use girls for sex and someone to hang out with in public
>Same I just use girls for sex and someone to hang out with inpublic
Tell me how i know you havent felt the touch of one without telling me
I'm probably the only one on this board whos had sex in the last 12 months and I'm a fat ugly indian neet with a small dick
>I'm probably the only one on this board whos had sex in the last 12 months and I'm a fat ugly indian neet with a small dick
Anon why would you confess to a rape on LULZ?
I didn't rape her she took me back to her place and we had sex and then went out to lunch it was a nice day I had chicken burger and chips and she had sushi
wait a minute she took you back to her place and then you had lunch usual you have sex after the date not before nice try anon P.S my gf loves sushi too lol.
Lol we were both pretty hungry afterwards, we spent all morning talking and getting to know each was kinda exhausting tbh and her room had no A/C in the middle of summer the smell wouldn't wash off me for days
Bro please stop you're shutting down this board
LULZ is about https://blog.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/ not about incels
Grow up
How is this less worse than what you admitted to?
You are not a woman though, that pic reminds me of a asian whore I degraded and made choke on my cock
okay sure. I am only attracted to stereotypical latin lover type guys like Ricky Martin. I will never find one, and just am not attracted to white, black, or asian guys.
No anime girl pictures saved on my computer to represent this feel.
travel to a Italy and get a Roman bvll bf to civilize you
I will make you insecure, femanons. Your pussy smells like fish and potatoes lmao
Mine smells like sweet onions
Nobody gives a single shit roastie whore. Lmao
>Nobody gives a single shit roastie whore. Lmao
My simps gave me $200 yesterday cope even harder smelly incel
hey femanon that $200 you spend on surgery to fix your ugly body you fat freak. hahahaha
That's almost as much as having a job but not even consistent income. What a weird brag.
Will you use me for money and attention?
>Femanon (they/she)
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWU LOLLLLLLLLL
Didn't read the thread but the comic this is from is lol.
>Now you can Anonymous too! LOLOLOLOL
Made teenage me kek
Men who are weak enough to be preyed on by brainless homosexuals like OP deserve anything that comes to them. Simps are as bad as breeder roasties.
>Men who are weak enough to be preyed on by brainless homosexuals like OP deserve anything that comes to them. Simps are as bad as breeder roasties.
anon are u saying we're the superior gender???
Guess who has the upper hand, the roastie. No such thing as food oppression
im saying that people who can use their brains are superior
>im saying that people who can use their brains are superior
i guess men DONT use their brains haha
they're soo easy to manipulate ._.
yeah men definitely arent responsible for 95% of physics and mathematics
Why do lesbians even post here?
because i like reminding men i have power over them 🙂
also im pansexual wtih a fem preference cause im attracted to some fictional men!
>I'm a fucking retard with depression
So glad people like you are dying en mass from the vaccine
can you rape my wallet mommy?
Simping for a gay foid is next level pathetic
>ywn be a slave to a lesbian couple
Why is this making me erect?
because you're a beta male and being used turns you on?
Well I do cum buckets to lesbian NTR
https://www.tumbex.com/lez-cuck.tumblr/posts?page=1
But your gay why are you so antagonistic towards men?
have you ever talked to a lesbian before most of them love toying with men. (.Y.)
Why? You dont like sperm or hard chest or rough skin or deep voices or hairy arms so why do you still mess with guys?
some of us are actually just pathetic and will take male validation even though it repulses us
Very kool bait, but I'm not so sure that I asked.
I find people completely repulsive. I'm still a virgin at 35 simply because even sex looks so disgusting. I very rarely schlick for this reason.
You know what's even more pathetic? Baiting for attention since your daddy never loved you.
That's cool. Who gives a fuck? You wouldn't be the first man hating bitch to exist.
That will not make you happy, it will consume you
You're a troon baiter, probably, but I'll bite. Same actually. Women only care for status and their social position, whilst being profound solipsistic narcissist scum. Women are physically incapable of any other love but maternal and everything else that isn't maternal love is merely Machiavellian hypergamic status games. So I date men, because I'm looking for genuine love, not some roastie to shrivel up in 10 years to tell me "you're embarrassing me in front of my friends" when I'm having a heart attack. Men need to invest into women who are resource-dependent on them, because that's how they reproduce. Investment into the health of the person with the womb from which their children come and the person that is to raise their children, makes men attached to women and nourish them selflessly. This relationship is asymmetrical, however, so it's best to exploit it through deceit to create a unit of two mutually nourishing men and let the roasties die from starvation. Unfortunately the roastie death part has largely been culled by welfare and nanny governments, which is also the reason IQ has been dysgenically declining since the industrial revolution in of spite the brief environmental Flynn effect that reversed in the 70s. (See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP2tUW0HDHA ) Kill roasties, and many NEETs will feel incentivized to work again, since their hard-gained money isn't taxed off to the welfare of low IQ sluts as they stay involuntary celibates. (i.e. welfare is essentially systematic cucking of high IQ by low IQ out of fear of violent outbursts and criminal behavior of the latter)
Based take, I've come to a similar conclusion after years of watching roasties steal the life from people who you'd think would be far above their league in the first place
Pretty much. Leave the game, drop some sperm into a sperm bank, and enjoy a lovely trap waifu that can also afford to supplement the ascetic bills of your household, such that you can work both work the least amount possible and enjoy life and each other's company.
Your honesty i can respect, now piss off
yeah that's great but did I ask though
>the you see an absolutely beautiful guy
Fml i hate seeing this level of attractiveness.