fellow pooners what are your stats? here's mine (pre-t):

fellow pooners what are your stats? here's mine (pre-t):
>basic non-fat pooner body, shitty bone structure/proportions with hips as wide as shoulders
>luckshit tiny chest
>mildly twinkhonnish face with square jaw, good nose, thin lips, and luckshit bushy man eyebrows. if my midface was 1 millimeter longer I would no longer be afab
>face has some pooner traits but they seem likely to change (and if not, plastic surgery can fix it)
>5'2" gigaheightpoon
what should I do/how fricked am I?

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  1. 1 year ago
    sotcepilled

    i love them all <3 i support you and believe in u and u will make it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The fujo to uke one on the bottom left makes me feel a certain kind of way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sick? yeah me too

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk: how do you deal with having no dick? I can't think of anything more cucked than being a dickless man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You don't really deal with it, you just do your best not to off yourself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Real talk: how do you deal with having no dick? I can't think of anything more cucked than being a dickless man

        this essentially

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You drink a lot and avoid women

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like most cis males that are average or below average in countenance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      permanently weld a strap-on over my pussy. Looks like a permanent boner and I scare everyone I come in contact with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pre T
      >fat
      >lateshit (25 years old when i started)
      >massive DD chest
      >girly neotenous cherubic face
      >5'8"
      >wide shoulders
      >fridge body

      post T
      >still all of these things but with a beard and some arm muscle

      You can pass with the worst of features, it's about how to make it "male"

      genitals are an extremely minor part of life. I get along fine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's Tuna.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh you look like a newfoundlander! you're a fricking yooper yetti

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >short
    >skinny very bad wide hip very fat in the tighs
    >very short round looking very ugly face,very bad facial structure tiny nose chubby cheeks no brow ridge small chin no jawline and all the rest is bad too very ugly looking zero good qualities here look like unbaked dough
    ugly disgusting hideous vomit inducing worthless subhuman deformed hideous mutated disgusting vomit inducing atrophied muscles disgusting disgusting disgusting disgusting

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the bottom left poonchad? Dead expression but kinda hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A nazi youngshit pooner

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wait what? Are you serious?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >fellow pooners what are your stats?
          pros
          >luckshit chest
          >cistransbian face
          >fridge proportions
          >hairy
          >5'9
          cons
          >grower
          >slow gainer
          >autism

          nta but yes

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where can i get a heckin valid dooderino that will keep his breasticles?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bottom right Fujo to Uke
    HOLY SHIT
    I WANT HIM TO BE MY DADDY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Geheichou

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >open up first tick tock i see
        >he's shilling for a clothing store
        >go there and the shit is sick as frick
        I like him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Very handsome but even the normal life photos feel filtered and touched up.
        Idk maybe that's my paranoia.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a video with lower right PoonChad. On video, moving around and with her uncanny voice, I'll tell you there's nothing Chad about him. A better result than 99% no doubt, but that in itself is instructive.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The being 5'2" part is kinda fricked... I'm AMAB but my hips are almost as wide as my shoulders and my rib size is what's normal for women my height. I'm also babyfaced despite having a few sharper features like a square jaw. None of that really gets me discounted as a man I don't think but I'm also 5'9" so I dunno

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My only masculine feature is my fugly crooked nose, and it's so ugly I'm even planning to get surgery to make it straighter, so I'm kinda shooting myself in the foot here. I am also 5'2, 50 kgs and everything about my body is below average for female proportions, I basically stopped growing after I turned 13 and only my breasts expanded (no stores carry my bra size and if they do it's for fat people) Like God is playing the most cruel joke he can on me for no reason and making it clearr that all I will ever be is a woman.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i look exactly like poonscum holy shit lmao
    fortunately i dont care about what other trannies do so i don’t have their annoying fembrained not like other girls mindset. if i see an annoying pooner detroon i just lol and move on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i look exactly like poonscum holy shit lmao

      my condolences....

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Terje is a cis male

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zero is so sexy

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god its so crazy how you can clock all of them by their eyes. what is it about pooner eyes that makes them so identifiable? i thought T was supposed to change you eye fat distribution

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >eye fat distribution
      poonscience at its peak

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i ask because im mtf and my eyes have femmed up a fair amount due to hrt, but the reverse doesnt seem to happen with pooners

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it's always the eyes!
      yeah and every time there's an eye thread me and my poons get guessed as cis male. confirmation bias at work

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >my eyes pass to faceblind autists

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you are a faceblind autist. most of what makes people think the eyes are feminine is the brow ridge and the size. but the actual reason the eyes look big is because of the small skull. eyes themselves aren't feminine or masculine, except thicker, longer eyelashes being more masculine

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >its not the eyes, its how the eyes look proportionally
            ok same difference lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Flat and no browbone, and t doesn't change bones, e can charge eyes for mtfs by softening the area

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pros
    >youngshit, started blockers at 14
    >keyhole top surgery
    >good facial hair, lots of body hair
    >average/athletic build
    cons
    >5'6"
    >kinda homosexual voice

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pros:
    >none
    cons
    >5'8
    >philtrum that victorian women would kill for
    .psychotic

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still salty that this collage uses a pre-t pic for me
    As for my stats
    >broad shoulders for a female
    >android hips
    >androgynous face
    >formerly huge breasts, now saggy sacks
    >5’4”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sup biden

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dear God imagine the titfricks
      frick
      it's all gone, I miss my probablypooner ex

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >dear God imagine the titfricks
        My breasts are hairy. It wouldn’t be pleasant for either of us

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nausicaa would have been a pooner if HRT wasn't lost technology.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nausicaa was a bug fricker, she would have been a poon chaser (needle dick bug frickers)

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pros:
    5'7" (wish I were a little taller but it doesn't bother me I'm tall enough)
    thick brow
    broad shoulders (like 19")
    valid career as a serious computer engineer, no girl would ever have gotten this far, they all fricked off in women's studies and write blogs instead of doing real serious work. frick women
    ring finger to pointer finger length ratio is the most masculine and ring finger is noticeably longer on both hands
    cons:
    big breasts
    round head/face
    tiny chin
    tiny mouth
    tiny hands
    tiny feet
    fat, so fricking fat fat fatty no friends cringe sjw blue hair and prouns fricking not valid fricking fat (I don't have blue hair and pronouns, I'm just fat and I hate myself every day for that as I should)

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what should i do
    transition anywayif you really want to. you've got good odds, you'll pass if you lift you'll just be a manlet. which is not easy mind you but you'll still pass

    >stats pre transition
    >pros
    5'10"
    lean, muscled, low body fat cishon
    naturally butch and stoic
    luckshit breasts
    probably intersex
    >cons
    soft voice
    light body hair
    everyone thought i was mtf, even my gender therapist

    >5y T stats
    >pros
    male fat distribution
    bass range voice
    muscling up nicely
    no issues passing basically ever
    getting furry
    >cons
    dickless
    kind of fruity, having difficulty being a chad, too unassertive
    transphobia

  20. 1 year ago
    ian

    i'm pre-T
    pros
    >andro face
    >saggy breasts (easy to bind)
    >tiny fricking lips
    >lots of acne
    >poon smells like balls
    >deep voice for being pre-T (i sang in the alto/tenor sections when i was in high school choir)
    cons
    >BIG saggy breasts
    >chubby, huge hips and thighs
    >not a lot of body hair
    >bipolar (but medicated)

    • 1 year ago
      ian

      forgot to mention im fricking 5'5"

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pre t
    Pros
    >21 inch shoulders
    >muscular by foid standards
    >beer gut type fat distribution
    >80kg bench after a couple months of gym
    > square face and ironmogger chin
    >generally giga cishon, lot of people thought i was a youngshit mtf

    Cons
    > shrill voice of a 5 year old girl
    > 5’9(con cause scandigay)
    >straight but scared of women
    >fembrained rizz so non existant ive had girls sitting on my lap trying to kiss me and i still didnt take the hint
    >mildly big breasts
    >feminine pencil neck despite rest of body being masculine
    >poonery eyes
    >blonde so no body hair whatsoever

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >5'6
    >Shoulders wider than hips
    >Post top surgery

    But I have huge pooners eyes and weak jaw, also pre-T I sometimes pass as androgyne but got clocked when I open my mouth.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pros:
    >6'2"
    >Linebacker shoulders
    >Passed pre-T 100%, even when having >long hair
    >Deep voice, even pre-T
    >AA cup breasts and 30 inch pelvis (Both >stopped growing at 12, not sure why)
    >Probably intersex

    Cons:
    >Face looks neotenous, large nose saves me
    >Small hands for height
    >Small feet for height
    >Large poony lips
    >No dick

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pre-t
    >short (5'2)
    >twink-like face
    >small chest
    >skinny but narrow shoulders and a bit of an hourglass shape
    might kill myself tho

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