fellow pooners what are your stats? here's mine (pre-t):
>basic non-fat pooner body, shitty bone structure/proportions with hips as wide as shoulders
>luckshit tiny chest
>mildly twinkhonnish face with square jaw, good nose, thin lips, and luckshit bushy man eyebrows. if my midface was 1 millimeter longer I would no longer be afab
>face has some pooner traits but they seem likely to change (and if not, plastic surgery can fix it)
>5'2" gigaheightpoon
what should I do/how fucked am I?
i love them all <3 i support you and believe in u and u will make it
The fujo to uke one on the bottom left makes me feel a certain kind of way
sick? yeah me too
Real talk: how do you deal with having no dick? I can't think of anything more cucked than being a dickless man
You don't really deal with it, you just do your best not to off yourself.
this essentially
You drink a lot and avoid women
Sounds like most cis males that are average or below average in countenance.
permanently weld a strap-on over my pussy. Looks like a permanent boner and I scare everyone I come in contact with
pre T
>fat
>lateshit (25 years old when i started)
>massive DD chest
>girly neotenous cherubic face
>5'8"
>wide shoulders
>fridge body
post T
>still all of these things but with a beard and some arm muscle
You can pass with the worst of features, it's about how to make it "male"
genitals are an extremely minor part of life. I get along fine.
It's Tuna.
oh you look like a newfoundlander! you're a fucking yooper yetti
>short
>skinny very bad wide hip very fat in the tighs
>very short round looking very ugly face,very bad facial structure tiny nose chubby cheeks no brow ridge small chin no jawline and all the rest is bad too very ugly looking zero good qualities here look like unbaked dough
ugly disgusting hideous vomit inducing worthless subhuman deformed hideous mutated disgusting vomit inducing atrophied muscles disgusting disgusting disgusting disgusting
Who is the bottom left poonchad? Dead expression but kinda hot
A nazi youngshit pooner
Wait what? Are you serious?
>fellow pooners what are your stats?
pros
>luckshit chest
>cistransbian face
>fridge proportions
>hairy
>5'9
cons
>grower
>slow gainer
>autism
nta but yes
where can i get a heckin valid dooderino that will keep his breasticles?
>bottom right Fujo to Uke
HOLY SHIT
I WANT HIM TO BE MY DADDY
Geheichou
>open up first tick tock i see
>he's shilling for a clothing store
>go there and the shit is sick as fuck
I like him
Very handsome but even the normal life photos feel filtered and touched up.
Idk maybe that's my paranoia.
I saw a video with lower right PoonChad. On video, moving around and with her uncanny voice, I'll tell you there's nothing Chad about him. A better result than 99% no doubt, but that in itself is instructive.
The being 5'2" part is kinda fucked... I'm AMAB but my hips are almost as wide as my shoulders and my rib size is what's normal for women my height. I'm also babyfaced despite having a few sharper features like a square jaw. None of that really gets me discounted as a man I don't think but I'm also 5'9" so I dunno
My only masculine feature is my fugly crooked nose, and it's so ugly I'm even planning to get surgery to make it straighter, so I'm kinda shooting myself in the foot here. I am also 5'2, 50 kgs and everything about my body is below average for female proportions, I basically stopped growing after I turned 13 and only my tits expanded (no stores carry my bra size and if they do it's for fat people) Like God is playing the most cruel joke he can on me for no reason and making it clearr that all I will ever be is a woman.
i look exactly like poonscum holy shit lmao
fortunately i dont care about what other trannies do so i don’t have their annoying fembrained not like other girls mindset. if i see an annoying pooner detroon i just lol and move on
>i look exactly like poonscum holy shit lmao
my condolences....
Terje is a cis male
Zero is so sexy
god its so crazy how you can clock all of them by their eyes. what is it about pooner eyes that makes them so identifiable? i thought T was supposed to change you eye fat distribution
>eye fat distribution
poonscience at its peak
i ask because im mtf and my eyes have femmed up a fair amount due to hrt, but the reverse doesnt seem to happen with pooners
>it's always the eyes!
yeah and every time there's an eye thread me and my poons get guessed as cis male. confirmation bias at work
>my eyes pass to faceblind autists
you are a faceblind autist. most of what makes people think the eyes are feminine is the brow ridge and the size. but the actual reason the eyes look big is because of the small skull. eyes themselves aren't feminine or masculine, except thicker, longer eyelashes being more masculine
>its not the eyes, its how the eyes look proportionally
ok same difference lmao
Flat and no browbone, and t doesn't change bones, e can charge eyes for mtfs by softening the area
pros
>youngshit, started blockers at 14
>keyhole top surgery
>good facial hair, lots of body hair
>average/athletic build
cons
>5'6"
>kinda faggy voice
pros:
>none
cons
>5'8
>philtrum that victorian women would kill for
.psychotic
Still salty that this collage uses a pre-t pic for me
As for my stats
>broad shoulders for a female
>android hips
>androgynous face
>formerly huge tits, now saggy sacks
>5’4”
sup biden
dear God imagine the titfucks
fuck
it's all gone, I miss my probablypooner ex
>dear God imagine the titfucks
My tits are hairy. It wouldn’t be pleasant for either of us
Nausicaa would have been a pooner if HRT wasn't lost technology.
Nausicaa was a bug fucker, she would have been a poon chaser (needle dick bug fuckers)
pros:
5'7" (wish I were a little taller but it doesn't bother me I'm tall enough)
thick brow
broad shoulders (like 19")
valid career as a serious computer engineer, no girl would ever have gotten this far, they all fucked off in women's studies and write blogs instead of doing real serious work. fuck women
ring finger to pointer finger length ratio is the most masculine and ring finger is noticeably longer on both hands
cons:
big tits
round head/face
tiny chin
tiny mouth
tiny hands
tiny feet
fat, so fucking fat fat fatty no friends cringe sjw blue hair and prouns fucking not valid fucking fat (I don't have blue hair and pronouns, I'm just fat and I hate myself every day for that as I should)
>what should i do
transition anywayif you really want to. you've got good odds, you'll pass if you lift you'll just be a manlet. which is not easy mind you but you'll still pass
>stats pre transition
>pros
5'10"
lean, muscled, low body fat cishon
naturally butch and stoic
luckshit tits
probably intersex
>cons
soft voice
light body hair
everyone thought i was mtf, even my gender therapist
>5y T stats
>pros
male fat distribution
bass range voice
muscling up nicely
no issues passing basically ever
getting furry
>cons
dickless
kind of fruity, having difficulty being a chad, too unassertive
transphobia
i'm pre-T
pros
>andro face
>saggy tits (easy to bind)
>tiny fucking lips
>lots of acne
>poon smells like balls
>deep voice for being pre-T (i sang in the alto/tenor sections when i was in high school choir)
cons
>BIG saggy tits
>chubby, huge hips and thighs
>not a lot of body hair
>bipolar (but medicated)
forgot to mention im fucking 5'5"
Pre t
Pros
>21 inch shoulders
>muscular by foid standards
>beer gut type fat distribution
>80kg bench after a couple months of gym
> square face and ironmogger chin
>generally giga cishon, lot of people thought i was a youngshit mtf
Cons
> shrill voice of a 5 year old girl
> 5’9(con cause scandifag)
>straight but scared of women
>fembrained rizz so non existant ive had girls sitting on my lap trying to kiss me and i still didnt take the hint
>mildly big tits
>feminine pencil neck despite rest of body being masculine
>poonery eyes
>blonde so no body hair whatsoever
>5'6
>Shoulders wider than hips
>Post top surgery
But I have huge pooners eyes and weak jaw, also pre-T I sometimes pass as androgyne but got clocked when I open my mouth.
Pros:
>6'2"
>Linebacker shoulders
>Passed pre-T 100%, even when having >long hair
>Deep voice, even pre-T
>AA cup tits and 30 inch pelvis (Both >stopped growing at 12, not sure why)
>Probably intersex
Cons:
>Face looks neotenous, large nose saves me
>Small hands for height
>Small feet for height
>Large poony lips
>No dick
pre-t
>short (5'2)
>twink-like face
>small chest
>skinny but narrow shoulders and a bit of an hourglass shape
might kill myself tho