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featherbros, we won

featherbros, we won

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was so funny how they added quills to raptors in JP2, just to not commit completely to feathers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that was JP3, and their justification was that only males had them

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top Reddit bottom LULZ, end of.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      science ruining shit once again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no science behind the "dinosaurs had feathers" shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still alive.
            Still has skeletal features of dinosaurs.
            Has no fucking feathers.

            Feather-fags infiltrating paleontology are like trannies infiltrating preschools.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why would you have feathers in the water, mate?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ducks have feathers. Plenty of different kinds of waterfowl exist.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Crocodilians co-existed with dinosaurs, they were never dinosaurs. Fucking mongoloid with mutt education.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tranny-equivalent.

                Shit, you're probably an actual tranny. Lets be real.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re an a schizophrenic virgin ESL n-word lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, what an argument! I guess crocodilians are dinosaurs now!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                seething tranny stealing right wing memes like clockwork. heres your (you)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wojak isn't right wing, newhomosexual tourist.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait until you find out about birds bro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >isn’t a dinosaur
              >no feathers
              Who’d a thunk eh
              Low functioning autist

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fucking hell mate, i bet you think a Tuatara is a lizard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a mammal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FUCK DAH PALENTOLOGIST

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The word was with God, bitch. And the word was God

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still alive.
            Still has skeletal features of dinosaurs.
            Has no fucking feathers.

            Feather-fags infiltrating paleontology are like trannies infiltrating preschools.

            why would you have feathers in the water, mate?

            can anyone name or post a pic of a lizard with feathers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck. I kneel. Lizards are birds.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Birds are reptiles. Not every reptile is a bird.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry anon, the digits have spoken.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS THIS ISN'T BURGER KING!!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you can. If it fits into both categories you can. Penguins are considered mammals despite the bird features. They are basically mamillian reptiles.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Penguins are considered mammals
                wtf

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A coconut has fur and produces milk, it is a mammal?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If birds are reptiles, so are mammals.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck you're right

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The are featherless and feathered reptiles. Not hard to grasp.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why? They aren't lizard, they are reptiles. Not all reptiles are lizards.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you knew what i meant BITCH

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Feathers came from scales, did you know that?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no anon really, birds are lizards and lizards are birds
                Meds. Now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. Just birds are reptiles. Reptiles like snakes are not birds. Stop being like this. Lizards are a subgroup of reptiles.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Birds came from reptiles, yes, that is correct.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you knew what i meant BITCH

                xbox, wreck this clown

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                uhh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ask for feathers
                >provides scales
                a buffoon posted this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its called an avus gecko for a reason, they're feathers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they're feathers
                In no way whatsoever are they feathers.

                >Its called an avus gecko
                No it isn't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Its called an avus gecko
                http://www.reptiles4all.com/media/b52e858c-89d4-428d-bd62-912ec9692c15-giant-fish-scaled-gecko-geckolepis-maculata

                homosexual

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There was one in Jurassic world

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dinosaurs aren't lizards so I don't know what that would achieve.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can you name or post a pic of a bird without a beak?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top pic is an "Atrociraptor" which was genetically altered on purpose, to be fair.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not arguing about accuracy, he just thinks it's a shit design and feathered raptors look cooler.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cooler
          More like a six-foot turkey.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual sperg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom looks like trash tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as posted from an iphone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most transgender post I've ever read

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      End of what?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only good scene was the Diemetrodon cave and I’m so glad they didn’t depict them as mammals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m so glad they didn’t depict them as mammals
      why do you fear the truth?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The truth is homosexualry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a baby Placerias in the black market in Morocco that had some hairs on it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a shaved ape in a eight and a human being knife fighting a GinsuChicken.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking ESL tard

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >incredibly broad taxonomical clade covering almost all life on earth including ancestors of birds as well as actual fucking birds
    NOOOOO NOT ONE FEATHER NOOOOOO MY STEVEN SPIELBERG RUINED NOOOOO

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off, you soience-loving trannie. Dinosaurs look cooler without feathers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no they don't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        die, shitstain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they do. have a nice day, shitskin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Peacocks are so annoying. Neighbor has some and they are always screaming that "HAAAAAAAAAAAA" shit in a high pitch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are a subhuman sperg and will never reproduce

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s cool, though. It’s like your living in some kind of old jungle explorer movie.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just in time for feathers to be widely re-dismissed by paleontologists except in very specific cases and species, go figure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so cute how this thread brings all the retards experts.
      You have no idea how many fossils we have with feathers in them.
      We even used the feathers to find out which colors they were, through preserved melanosomes in them.
      The majority of theropods were feathered and even some ornithischians were feathered.
      I'm sure your expertise on Spielberg films is more relevant than paleontological findings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Majority of theropods and even some ornithiscians

        I like when people try to take your argument and repeat it with slightly different wording then try to make it seem like they've not only proven you wrong but they didn't just fuck themselves from any further counterarguments once it's pointed out to them how right they proved you

        Good job nutfuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So most of the carnivore dinosaurs are now "very specific" cases?
          Oh, ok, didn't know that, dumb stupid cunt.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"Most theropods" are now "most carnivores"

            Keep trying to climb out of that hole you dug yourself there Chief Bigbrain

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >"Most theropods" are now "most carnivores"
              Well yeah. How many carnivorous dinosaurs aren't theropods?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn and you thought your comment about "Spielberg paleontology" was a real zinger huh

                It's okay anon, we're all new to dinosaurs at some point, I'm not mad at you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Damn and you thought your comment about "Spielberg paleontology" was a real zinger huh
                Wrong anon
                >posts phylogenic tree showing nearly all carnivorous dinosaurs are theropods
                >we're all new to dinosaurs at some point
                What did he mean by this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Two of these are non theropods, 3 are possible basal theropods and the rest are all theropods

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit, you're embarrassing, buddy
              All carnivorous dinosaurs were theropods, you do know that right?
              "These first dinosaur populations varied and evolved into new forms including the ancestors of the long-necked sauropods and a group called the theropods, which includes all known carnivorous dinosaurs."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice "Google recommended search result" retort but unfortunately you've already lost this argument with no sign of reversal and no hope of ever coming out of it looking as cool as me--which is to say, as cool as a featherless dinosaur

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Name a single carnivorous dinosaur that wasn't a theropod.
                ONE.
                You'll be banned otherwise

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shringasaurus
                whatever the fuck they're doing to spinosaurus now
                a confused pentaceratops

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shringasaurus
                That's a diapsid reptile.
                >whatever the fuck they're doing to spinosaurus now
                Not only a theropod but the largest and most based theropod that has ever existed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The argument wasn't against "all carnivores being theropods", the argument was "only some dinosaurs have feathers", in which case being that only 28 major species of theropods have been discovered in a pool of roughly 800 dinosaur species currently on the books, you've successfully qualified for what Junior Soprano would quote as being "someone who's so far behind in the race they actually think they're ahead"--but just because I want to embarrass you a little bit further, what is "sauropodomorphs", specifically ones like Herrerrasaurids which have been removed from the Theropodae for having features more similar to sauropods than theropods to the point of overwhelming disqualification

                Suffice to say, featherbros still lose this one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, no, no. I'm not letting you get away with that garden gnomery.
                You did not say "only some dinosaurs have feathers", you said "only very specific cases" of dinosaurs had feathers. The retort was that the majority of all carnivorous dinosaurs were not "very specific cases".
                That's the end. Accept you misspoke and move on.

                And I didn't even bring up the fact you implied that paleontogists were peddling that all dinosaurs had feathers before and only now are saying only theropods were feathered, even though that was never the case.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No no no I'm not letting you get away with being objectively and irrefutably right, I'm the one who must be right

                If this were an ancient battleground you would have become my slave in the afterlife at this point anon

                Anyway scalebros win

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The argument wasn't against "all carnivores being theropods"
                You might not have been arguing that, but

                Damn and you thought your comment about "Spielberg paleontology" was a real zinger huh

                It's okay anon, we're all new to dinosaurs at some point, I'm not mad at you

                >"Most theropods" are now "most carnivores"

                Keep trying to climb out of that hole you dug yourself there Chief Bigbrain

                seems to be

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sauropodomorphs were literally fully feathered though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I understand you're upset you completely lost any hope of ever winning the most one sided argument in all of crypto/prehistorical-biology but there's no need to blatantly make things up just as a Hail Mary, it's bad form and unbecoming of a gentleman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you're upset you completely lost any hope of ever winning the most one sided argument
                You've mixed people up for the second time. Read Hunter et al. 2014. Reading papers instead of blog posts will go a long way. The paper is a description of first stage filaments in Europasaurus

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pick at ankleshots all you like my ill-aimed friendo, the fact still stands as a monolith above all your ilk that the majority of dinosaurs did not have feathers and no amount of fanfiction will change this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that the majority of dinosaurs did not have feathers
                I never said anything to the contrary though, I am already aware of this. Sauropodomorphs and a handful of theropods are the only feathered dinosaurs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon, how could you say some dinosaurs have feathers?
                >Anon it's absurd to lie and say most dinosaurs have feathers
                >You're misrepresenting science when you say every dinosaur had feathers

                Literal pilpul, Chaim.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But anon dinosaurs didn't have feathers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then how did they fly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                helium sacks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then how did they land

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, Top Gun Maverick literally just came out, it explains everything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What an eye opener

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dinosaurs had helicopter propellers. Prove me wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're right they did, but those props were unfeathered

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Helicopter propellors are powered by oil, oil is dinosaurs that were turned into oil over millions of years. How could a dinosaurs propeller be powered in dinosaur present if oil is dinosaur future. You cannot refute this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally not a single post claiming most dinosaurs were feathered
                >retard carries this strawman for over 200 posts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is objectively wrong and makes up nonsense for 400 posts straight
                >Definitely has skin polyps where his fingers should be which explains his inability to type anything other than anti-truther featherbro propaganda

                Pick one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you autistic? This post genuinely makes no sense.
                Oh, you're butthurt about dinosaurs having feathers and you claimed carnivorous dinosaurs weren't all (or even most) theropods, of course you're autistic. Funny how you became quiet when you got btfo on that and then made up an argument that no one was making to refute. Extremely funny.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But anon...the majority of dinosaurs didn't have feathers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many times are you going to repeat that? This shit is just embarrassing now. lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon...it's okay to be wrong...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You actually think that saying that all, or most carnivorous dinosaurs are theropods is wrong?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, most dinosaurs didn't have feathers though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Answer the question.
                Were you or weren't you this poster:

                >"Most theropods" are now "most carnivores"

                Keep trying to climb out of that hole you dug yourself there Chief Bigbrain

                Damn and you thought your comment about "Spielberg paleontology" was a real zinger huh

                It's okay anon, we're all new to dinosaurs at some point, I'm not mad at you

                ?
                I know you're embarrassed, but no one here knows you, so be honest.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I know you're embarrassed but Jesus accepts you for who you are even if you think dinosaurs had feathers like some kind of heretic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cool fossil bird

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many birds without beaks and with reptile faces you know of? Could you post the picture of one?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but your lizardface fossil looks like it has hairy spines those dont look like feathers at all
                have any better evidence professor?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look up Archaeopteryx lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                look up piltdown man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Someone faked fossils before so anything that disrupts my fantasy is fake
                Obvious amerimutt

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i accept your concession

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Satan placed those bones there bro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So how many lizardfaced birds covered in furry spikes you know of?
                Also, yes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is the problem. "Dinosaur" is a very broad term. There were dinosaurs of all variety just like the genetic diversity today.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most dinosaur species are birds and all birds have feathers, therefore most dinosaur species have feathers.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going to see this Saturday with my dinosaur obsessed girlfriend. She will probably be too busy watching the movie to even give me a handy. Fuck dinosaurs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dinosaur obsessed girlfriend
      I don’t believe you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This giant thing sleeps with us.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          turn yourself in

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My girlfriend is 31 and older than I am by 6 months.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Disturbing. Is she autistic? I already know the answer because of the dinosaur thing, but just checking.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe a bit but not severely. She works as a police dispatcher and makes good money for the area. She does a good job. Works like 16 hours overtime this week, next week, and the week after because the turnover rate is so bad for new hires.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Adult women still like cute shit, anon. Jesus, get out the house.
            They're basically children mentally.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What’s her booba and pusy like

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bags of sand and salty milk with pennies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          does it ever get invited to join in on the fun?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She has humped against it when trying to seduce me and I did not want to fuck. Sometimes it is just too much work.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I did not want to fuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Happens way more often than you might think. It's even a trope in television. See Al Bundy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmaooooo I can’t even Pham

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes these are in the bathroom on the sink.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's a keeper that one, she gets it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >schleich
          she has horses too, doesn't she

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. I don't even think she ever rode a horse. I was into horses as a kid though because all my aunt's bred them. She is schizo when it comes to her likes. We have 5 cats, 6 parakeets, 2 mice, 2 hamsters, a male and female turkey who never seem to be able to reproduce (thank God) and 17 or so chickens.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              christ have some kids with her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We are both infirtile. The scarring in my dickhole prevents me from having kids. Even if I fixed it she wouldn't be able to have kids. My dad had the same scarring, got it fixed, and instaltly produced me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Infertile
                Hahahahaha homosexual. Give her to me, I'll give ya some great sons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you actually read my post. She is confirmed to be infirtile from ovary cysts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you dating a meme?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                did you not read how he has dickhole scars?
                ~a match made in heaven~

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I love her and we have been together for 15 years (half my life.) I love kids but I don't think I want my own. I have already been having to raise my little cousins, nephews, and nieces. I have had enough kids in my life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                having kids of your own is a true gift, I'm sorry for you and your woman, me and my girl of 8 years are planning on having like 5 in the next couple years, I hope they're mostly boys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, feels bad, man. But I would rather have a part er for life than some gen Alpha homosexual tranny son. Not that your kids would be, don't get me wrong. Just a real possibility today.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Schleich figures are based. I have a walrus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >black cock
          anon, i...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. We got it because we actually do have two black roosters. One is a total count and has taken over the pecking order because the last alpha got grabbed by neighborhood dogs. He also has made the other rooster an outcast and I have to feed him separately.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i always wanted a collection of these hard plastic dinos. mad jelly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just don't buy them in a store. The Erlikosauras cost like $40 at Tractor Supply and you can get it for half from their website. Which is where most of them came from.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was good. Infinitely better than the second JW.
    Biggest redpill is that women are so narcissistic that they are willing to give birth to themselves but "fixed" so that they can live longer.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the feather takeover starts now

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Evolution is just a theory.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb Amerimutts who say this forget it's the only working theory of biodiversity.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are actually people on this earth today that believe dinos had feathers

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, people here actually think dinos were featherless? Fuck's sake, how are you guys this retarded?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The final redpill about this shit is that it’s just different factions of dinofags making shit up to smear other factions of dinofags.
    >Rexcel paleontologists watch JP3
    >see the spinochad kill the rexcuck
    >they seethe
    >uhhh breaking news guys! The spinosaurus was actually a big hecking duckerino! TRUST THE SCIENCE

    Fuck you soi bois
    Dinosaurs look EXACTLY how they did in Jurassic Park and that’s 100% factual.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >even dinosaurs got pozzed

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad its a horrible design

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >featherbros
    its over dinochads
    we lost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks so kind. or maybe bored

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >W-what's wrong, anon-kun? Don't you want to fuck my completely smooth and featherless (while still being completely paleontologically and biologically correct as backed by irrefutable evidence) dinopussy?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    whatd you get banned for?lel

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >include a feathered raptor variant for realism
    >it swims perfectly underneath ice for some reason
    why is everything so fucking stupid all of the time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are jurassic world movies what'd you expect?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'd have been happier if they strapped a laser beam to it's head and just embraced what they are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you sleep through the Malta scenes or are you incapable of understanding a Jurassic World movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is everything so fucking stupid all of the time
      with the fall of christianity nobody selects for intelligence anymore, just height or boob size, we've gone idiocracy
      i thought it was going to take decades longer...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Komodo Dragons are the most based creature in existence. If only the Tasmanian Tiger were still around.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I think that being a paleontologist is just coming up with a bunch of Pokedex entries.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Were dinosaurs the white mans animals? No other race seems to care about dinosaurs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinks clearly care. There is a metric fuckin if Asiatic dinos discovered by China.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably by accident, dinosaurs belong to the white race.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Counterfeits

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If dinosaurs were reptiles why do no modern reptiles have feathers? Surely at least some would have retained the trait. Nah. I think look at alligators. That's closer to what they would look like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Google “bird”

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Birds aren't reptiles dumy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they are in current clownworld
          hell they even recatagorized dogs as 'omnivores' because people were figuring out feeding carnivores corn kibble was fucked up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go look at a chicken's or turkey's leg. The are scaled. It actually grosses me out and there are diseases that target those scales.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they are retard autist. Go back to your jurassic park toys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Birds are considered reptiles, my man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gay revisionist science. What's next mamals are actually mineral and animal? Hogwash. Phooey. Baldercock.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mammals are reptiles, which are a type of fish.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BASED

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          horsefeathers
          >feathers
          fuck

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God finds a new way to mock us daily.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pegasus' exist bro.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mammals are actually mineral and animal?
          I fucking hope so

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't know most mammals are composed of iron, phosphorous, sulfurates, calcium and potassium

            Don't tell him anon, let him live in a Rhyhorn-free world

            Magnificent

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Really this gets to the heart of the issue. Everything is made of atoms, therefore classification is a spook we shall speak no more.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bees are fish, if you haven't heard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they looked back on their old photos and realized they looked like fags and would like you to stop bringing up their feather phase

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dino threads attract a special kind of autist, its quite intriguing really

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think I wouldn't recognize a thicc lizard when I see one?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs actually looked like Elton John.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's that Christfag from LULZ who always gets mad at the feathers?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feathers are just modified scales

    even if dinosaurs did have feathers they were not like a birds

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think this lizard has covid 19

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      baby birds are just always horrific looking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      secretary bird

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a Aggretsuko reference?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You would

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But she poops from there

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I do not poop from my reproductive organs. Only trannies do and at that point they are not even reproductive organs.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have a female turkey that will lay down in front of me and raise her tail feathers. Such a slut. The male turkey is actually jealous of me and sometimes tries to sneak up on me to kick me. But you can hear him coming because he is a massive unit and I kick him first. This dude will stand on her back and hump at her despite the tail feathers blocking him. He is incompetent.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kek

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever even seen a dinosaur feather?? A real one from a real dinosaur?? No? CASE CLOSED.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs according to LULZ.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t rex if he real

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It has feathers, so it can swim and resist the cold

    That is the fucking opposite of how fluffy feathers work. It should look like a Penguin if its really an Antarctic Aquatic Raptor

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was an orangutan with its arm held up high at first.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another dinosaurs and feathers thread hitting bump limit for the 10th time this week
    is it really worth getting worked up over? it’s fucking Dinosaurs. are you all 12?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      feathered dinosaurs is the hill i die on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes a man has to stand firm against nonsense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not fiercely defending his dino beliefs on opposing factions.
      Pathetic anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are you all 12?
      no are you a woman?
      hah
      gottem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      posters defending their opinion on either side have souls, you however have no soul

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that beak could crack that girl's skull. Horrifying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It could actually puncture the skull, probably.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They aren’t dinosaurs they’re some mutt mix of hermaphrodite frogs.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    see any feathers?
    didnt think so

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It literally has a beard of feathers

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice mammal bro

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ill see your bird and raise you three birds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What bird is this? Looks like a tropical pigeon or something.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pink-necked green pigeons
          Habitat: Cambodia, Indonesia, Malaysia, Myanmar, the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, and Vietnam

          How to seek them in from customs?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming these two were the Rexes that Rexy ends up bonding with at the end of the movie. Unless someone made more Rexes somehow...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They mentioned that Sorna dinos were also relocated to biosyn, could be the pair we saw from JP2. Camp Cretaceous canon being questionable aside, it's also entirely possible that another party started breeding rexes. There is already an illegal breeding farm at the start of JW3, and dino DNA was widely being circulated in black markets worldwide

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it's Buck and Doe, you're probably right about it being Big Eatie and Little Eatie. Their color schemes looked to match. I assume whatever happens in S5 of CC ends up with them getting snagged by Biosyn

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dinosaurs didnt have feathers

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FEATHER SISTERS

    WE MADE IT

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But the movie makes it abundantly clear that Biosyn only engineers pure, unedited dinosaurs with their original genomes, and also that all of the dinosaurs in their preserve are rescues from InGen crops, meaning that Pyroraptor is InGen and therefore inaccurate as it has a genome that has been tampered with

    This only furthers the scaly truth that dinosaurs weren't feathered

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anti feather trannies have to deny the existence of fossils just to make believe their favorite childhood dinosaurs
    It's OVER

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alberto Palleroni of the Neotropical Raptor Center near Panama City told Vera and me that a couple of years earlier, while working with a rehabilitated Harpy Eagle, he had an experience that forever impressed on him this predator's immense strength. He was holding a mature eagle on his outstretched arm, much as a falconer would a falcon, when a chained dog got loose and sprinted across the compound grounds. The Harpy reflexively shifted its weight to track him and, with a talon pressure greater than that of a Rottweiler's jaws, broke Alberto's arm. In two places.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when I went to see it at the kinoplex an idiot in the room exclaimed: "do they have feathers now?"

    lol what a retard

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, you guys actually believe dinosaurs didn't have feathers? This wasn't a joke? Are you guys actually anti vaccine too????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you guys actually anti vaccine too?
      Featherfags confirmed trannies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am a trans woman but what does that have to do with dinosaurs?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dinochads we're back
    we cant fix wikipedia but at least on this one corner of LULZ
    we won

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad we all collectively realized here in this thread that dinosaurs were scaly, not feathered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaurs were fully feathered, warm blooded, agile protoavians. No amount of coping will change that. You will never be scalie. You are worse than trans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But anon, dinosaurs didn't have feathers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they hated him because he spoke the truth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dinosaurs were fully feathered, warm blooded, agile protoavians
        holy shit bros we got us a time traveler in this very thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Check the scientific consensus chud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I checked, it said featherless

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i double checked, hes right

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Most dinosaurs had some feathers. Dromaeosaurs we're fully plumed but something like a triceratops probably only had quills.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But anon, feathers have been widely re-dismissed by paleontologists except in very specific cases and species

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most likely bullshit but even if true theropods were fully feathered and cladistically are ancestors of birds like raptors and chickens. Even if Dinosaurs had scales you can't throw away the genetic link.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my mind
    >oh fuck look at that ass, fuck dinosaurs are so hot, god i want to fuck it
    my mind also
    >if they aren't warm blooded then I'd be fucking cold sandy cloacas full of salmonella, birds are at least guaranteed better fucks
    I don't like this dissonance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry Anon, according to most modern studies, some day dinosaurs closer related to birds may have had warm blood. So you may have had a better cloaca fuck than your fantasy thought.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry Anon, according to most modern studies, dinosaurs were featherless so you would have a completely smooth entry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Muttposting with no source

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Muttposting with no source

          Muttposting with no source

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sir are a n-word.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sir that's no excuse to go around spreading lies that dinosaurs had feathers

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dinosaurs had feathers
    >Dinosaurs had scales
    Dinosaurs aren't even real you fucking retarded globalists

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DELETE THIS

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even believe in dinosaurs. Who gives a fuck if they trying to turn the T-rex into Big Bird. They're both fictitious

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the one anon in the thread that started out trying to pass as an expert in paleontology and was so utterly buttfucked that ended up resorting to shitposting, spamming and posting Jesus

    That's why I love dinosaur threads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was right though, his argument was irrefutable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You were violently raped and it was gruesome to watch. You'll probably never recover.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But anon...dinosaurs didn't have feathers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >had to move on from "very specific species had feathers" to "most theropod weren't carnivorous" to "dinosaurs didn't have feathers" just from sheer butt rapery he was submitted to
            Glorious shit. Your entire psyche was fucked, you're in total coping mode.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Pretending not to be the guy who said completely incorrect made up nonsense in order to come back and accuse someone else of being someone who made a flawless and impenetrable argument using hard evidence and then trying to say that perfect argument was actually somehow bad and wrong

              Damn dude settle down ok

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't know how to greentext
                Dumb Redditor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude his text was green, are you okay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going back and all I see is irrefutable proof that dinosaurs didn't have feathers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ive peer reviewed this statement for accuracy and it checks out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What about the studies that have consistently demonstrated under controlled conditions that you are ugly and has never had sex?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Listen I'm only trying to argue dinosaurs didn't have feathers, I can't change the truth in other fields

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fully grown men arguing emotionally over prehistoric dead animals they played with as children

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get real, just got home from the theater, this is the first thread i see. Nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was good, shouldn't have cut the prologue scene though, ruined the ending's impact

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most positve review I've seen, ngl

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No seriously like I'll admit to the movie not being perfect but had they not cut that one scene it would have totally changed the entire dynamic of the movie subconsciously

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I fully agree, the prolouge is mirrored nicely within the movie, sad to see it go.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I think he looks cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What mammal is that

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad we settled that dinosaurs were featherless finally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True.

      And if anyone is on the fence, just remember every single LULZ jannie is a featherfag. So you should know what's actually true.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    scp foundation- mr. bruh (state: euclid)

    The worst of the entire series.

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