>fall in love with the cashier at Barnes and noble
Happens all the goddamn time. Now I can't stop thinking about her. Why am I like this? This is why I order things online. What are some books with the topic of instantly falling for someone and knowing that it's never gonna happen?
Just ask her for her number next time you're there, it's not hard
Unfortunately I can't.
I'm asking for a book recommendation.
>Unfortunately I can't
Why?
That's private, but I'll just say things aren't in order at the moment and my shyness which has been nuisance all my life are preventing me from having any relationship with a woman. Would love to ask her out, but I can't.
My man just take a look at the catalog. My thread is probably the most LULZ related thread on this board at the moment.
>bro my shit thread is great because... because OTHERS ARE BAD TOO
Yeah, actually.
Fuck that, just give me some book recommendations on the topic if there's any. I'm not here for advice on the matter.
>I'm not here for advice on the matter
Then why even make this thread?
Reread the post, my man.
>My thread is probably the most LULZ related thread on this board at the moment.
It isn't.
>I'm asking for a book recommendation.
So the bar is that low? Might as well bury LULZ
Sorrows of Young Werther, now fuck off
Based. Thank you, this is actually what I was looking for.
why do you need to indulge your retarded moaning when you can just A. realize it's some girl you don't know and are only attracted to an idea of her you made up in your head which is not real or B. ask her out to see if you're compatible?
you'd get a lot further with either of those than reading more material to further intricate the delusional fantasy waifu idea you have of this nonexistent person
I don't disagree with you. I tend to make life a lot harder than it has to be, but there's specific reason to that. I enjoy reading books that share a similar situation that I'm in not to "indulge my retarded moaning", but to read something relatable. When you relate to something you feel less alone and lost because you know that you're not the only one who has gone through something, and I enjoy reading someone else's perspective.
The cashier at my Barnes and Noble has esotropia. Should I ask her out?
How is this LULZ related?
/LULZ/ or /adv/ fr
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You have to let her know you're interested by the books you buy. Figure out the hours of her shifts, maybe via camera surveillance. Figure out her name, and then buy books like 'how to meet women' or anything with her name in the title
>fell in love
just jerk it out bro